#4649

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derustin comm for @wildstar25 !!

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Fandom Problem #4649:

Not being able to physically take your friend to see a movie you've been wanting them to see because they live halfway across the country and neither of you have cars or the money to spend time together.

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M60 (center) and NGC 4647 (above left of center) // Wei-Hao Wang

The elliptical galaxy M60 was discovered by Johann Koehler just days before Messier himself observed it. It is the third-brightest giant elliptical galaxy in the Virgo cluster and contains about a billion times the mass of our Sun.

Notably, M60 appears to be close to the spiral galaxy NGC 4647. However, there doesn't seem to be any evidence that these two galaxies are actually interacting. New data from the Hubble Space Telescope seems to suggest that the interaction has only just begun.

Visible in this image within the disk of NGC 4647 is the supernova SN 2022hrs that occurred on April 16, 2022. You can see below the progression that the supernova took, being very bright at first and dimming over the course of four months.

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Caliborn, Dirk Strider

Act 6, page 4646-4651

undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT]

uu: HELLO DIRK.

uu: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

TT: Oh mother fuck.

uu: WHAT DO YOu SAY??

uu: tumut

TT: What game?

uu: YOu KNOW WHAT GAME.

uu: THE ONE WHERE I SAY. I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOu SOME DAY.

uu: AND THERE'S NOTHING YOu CAN DO ABOuT IT?

uu: JuST SOME MORE MENACING SHIT LIKE THAT.

uu: ALL JuST BuNDLED uP IN THE PRETENSE OF A LOT OF uSELESS FuCKING PuZZLES.

TT: Oh, right.

TT: That game.

TT: And here I thought you were going to ask me to draw you more weird porn for some reason.

uu: WELL. THE NIGHT IS STILL YOuNG. SO WHO KNOWS?

uu: BuT NAH. I WAS JuST DROPPING BY AGAIN TO SAY HOW I'M GONNA KILL YOu. THAT'S ALL.

uu: AND THIS IS JuST ASSuMING YOu DON'T ALL DIE BEFORE I GET THE CHANCE TO PuZZLEMuRDER YOu. ON ACCOuNT OF YOu BEING A BuNCH OF HIDEOuS FuCKuPS.

uu: I MEAN LOOK AT THIS.

uu: YOu ALREADY BLEW IT.

TT: Blew what?

uu: ON DERSE.

uu: YOu uPSET THE ORDER. DIDN'T YOu.

uu: YOu WENT AND PISSED OFF THE WITCH?

uu: NOW THEY'RE GOING TO HuNT YOu DOWN DuDE!

uu: THEY'RE PROBABLY ON THEIR WAY. TO KILL YOu RIGHT NOW.

TT: I'm pretty well hidden on Derse. I doubt they'll find me until I'm ready to be found again.

uu: NO. NOT ON DERSE. ON YOuR PLANET. EARTH??

uu: YOu'RE PRETTY FuCKING EASY TO FIND THERE. DON'T YOu THINK?

uu: OH YES. YOuR AGGRESSORS ARE COMING FOR YOu. I HAVE SEEN IT.

uu: IN FACT. THEY ARE PROBABLY ALREADY HERE.

TT: Yeah.

TT: Well, I was expecting as much.

TT: It's kind of why I was on my way to the roof just now.

TT: Until I was interrupted by this window appearing, and then by you.

TT: Maybe I should try plugging it in?

uu: OH MY GOD. WHO CARES?

uu: IT'S JuST SOME MORE POINTLESS TRASH FOR YOu TO OBSESS OVER, AND DISTRACT YOu FROM GETTING ANY ACTuAL RELEVANT SHIT DONE.

uu: THE AMOuNT TIME YOu PEOPLE WASTE. IT IS FuCKING uNBELIEVABLE TO ME.

uu: I READ ABOuT SOME OF THE THINGS YOu AND YOuR PREDECESSORS HAVE DONE. FAR MORE THAN I CARED TO. TRuST ME.

uu: AND EVERY TIME. I'M ALWAYS JuST...

uu: *GET THE FuCK ON WITH IT ALREADY.*

TT: I didn't think you were much of a historian.

uu: I'M NOT.

uu: SHE SENDS ME SO MuCH BuLLSHIT ABOuT THIS. YOu DON'T EVEN KNOW.

uu: SHE WANTS TO HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. LIKE EXCHANGE THEORIES AND SHIT. AND I HAVE TO JuST BE LIKE *BITCH I DON'T GOD DAMN CARE!!!*

uu: EVERY TIME.

uu: BuT IT DOESN'T MATTER. WHAT'S THE NEXT THING I INVARIABLY FIND ON MY TERMINAL?

uu: ANOTHER GOD DAMN WALL OF TEXT.

uu: ALL COLOR CODED AND FORMATTED FOR ME TO READ. AND EVERYTHING.

uu: JuST WALLS AND WALLS. OF CANDY ASSED TOOTY FRuITY FuCKING SHIT. LOADS. OF. TEXT.

uu: OF PEOPLE BABBLING MOSTLY.

uu: WE ARE TALKING ABOuT MIGRAINE INDuCING DIARRHETIC VERTICAL SuICIDE DROPS OF uGLY FuCKING WORDS.

uu: IMPENETRABLY ASININE RAINBOW FREEFALLS OF FRIVOLOuS BANTER. GOT IT?

uu: SO I SAY. WHAT IS THIS? I TOLD YOu IF YOu SENT ME ANY MORE FAN FICTION I WOuLD FLY TO PROSPIT AND MuRDER YOu IN YOuR SLEEP. WHICH I STILL MIGHT DO *REGARDLESS*. BuT ANYWAY.

uu: SHE SAYS THESE ARE ACTuAL ANCIENT TRANSCRIPTS!

uu: I'M LIKE. WELL FuCK.

uu: HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE TALK SO MuCH.

uu: I FEEL LIKE I'M PICKING uP SOME BAD HABITS FROM YOu WINDBAGGING PISSFACES.

uu: LOOK AT THIS. I WASN'T EVEN GONNA GO OFF LIKE THIS.

uu: THIS WAS SuPPOSED TO BE JuST. AN IN AND OuT FuCK YOu.

uu: I'M SO DONE HERE.

uu: ANYWAY. LATER. YOu HORSEPORKING TWIT.

TT: Wait.

TT: Just one thing before you go.

TT: Your sister was saying you were having some doubts about playing.

TT: Is that true?

uu: SHE'S NOT MY SISTER.

uu: WE DON'T GOT SISTERS. IT'S NOT A THING. DON'T DRAG uS THROuGH YOuR NASTY HuMAN FAMILIAL MuD.

uu: OF COuRSE I'M GOING TO PLAY. I WAS JuST SAYING I WOuLDN'T. YOu KNOW. TO FuCK WITH HER AND MAKE HER CRY.

uu: LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE. BuT TO PLAY.

uu: HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO GET OFF THIS DESOLATE ROCK?

uu: YOu THINK I WANT TO STAY HERE? JuST HANG AROuND. TIL I JOIN THE HuNDRED BILLION CORPSES FERTILIZING THE SOIL?

TT: I see.

TT: No, didn't think so. I was just curious.

uu: HuMAN CuRIOSITY IS CONTEMPTIBLE. SHE SHARES THAT WITH YOu. AND I CAN'T FuCKING STAND IT.

TT: Gotcha.

TT: You sure seem to hate us, but I notice it doesn't stop you from talking to us frequently. Or at least to me.

TT: Surely there must be at least one of our virtues you admire.

uu: YES. AMBITION. THAT'S THE ONLY GOOD ONE.

uu: AND I THINK YOu GOT THAT. WHICH IS MAYBE WHY. YOu'RE THE ONLY ONE I CAN PuT uP WITH FOR ANY DuRATION?

uu: LET'S CALL IT A GRuDGING RESPECT. WHICH IS THE ONLY KIND THAT'S EVEN WORTH A FuCK.

TT: I'll take that as a rare overture of friendship.

uu: NO. DON'T.

TT: So, do you even know how this is going to work?

uu: WHAT.

TT: Your session. Can you even really have a session with only two players?

uu: SHE SAYS YOu CAN. AND SHE LIKES TO THINK SHE'S THE EXPERT.

uu: PERSONALLY? I DON'T CARE.

uu: MAYBE IT'S AGAINST THE RuLES. WHAT WE'RE DOING.

uu: I JuST WANT TO GET IN THERE. AND JuST.

uu: FuCK.

uu: SHIT.

uu: uP.

TT: Yeah.

TT: I sensed that was your plan.

TT: Which is kind of what I'm talking about. How can you win like that?

TT: I thought the point was to cooperate with your coplayers to achieve an objective.

TT: Not compete with them or try to kill them. I don't think we've had one conversation where you didn't express the desire to kill her.

uu: I GuESS WE'LL JuST HAVE TO SEE. WON'T WE?

uu: I THINK THIS IS PROBABLY A DIFFERENT KIND OF SESSION.

uu: ONE WHERE THE PLAYERS FIGHT FOR SuPREMACY. RATHER THAN WORK TOGETHER.

uu: I THINK THAT IT MuST BE THAT WAY.

uu: BECAuSE THAT IS HOW I WANT IT TO BE.

uu: AND IF I WANT SOMETHING TO BE TRuE HARD ENOuGH. THEN THAT MAKES IT SLIGHTLY MORE ABSOLuTELY IRREFuTABLE.

uu: ARE YOu FEELING ME, FuCKER?

TT: Maybe you're right.

TT: But since that's how you feel now, maybe the truth is that the game is challenging you to overcome those feelings?

TT: What if your real quest is to put aside your differences and work together, if you want to both survive, and grow as a person?

uu: NO.

uu: NO. NO. NO.

uu: FuCK THAT SHIT.

uu: HuMAN FuCK THAT SHIT. NOT EVEN ALIEN FuCK THAT SHIT. SO YOu CAN uNDERSTAND BETTER. THE KIND OF FuCKING OF THE SHIT THAT'S GOING ON.

uu: HuMAN FuCK IT SO MuCH. SO HARD, AND SO ANGRILY.

TT: Yeah, I didn't think you'd dig that idea.

TT: Just puttin' it out there.

uu: HOW ABOuT YOu SHuT uP? AND GET ON THE ROOF. AND TAKE YOuR FuCKING PuNISHMENT.

uu: NOW WHERE THE HELL IS YOuR GHASTLY JuJu.

uu: GO GET IT. AND HuRRY uP.

TT: My juju?

uu: THE LOATHSOME FALSE PERSON. WITH THE FLOPPY LIMBS. IN DERSITE ATTIRE. YOu LIKE TO NAP WITH.

TT: Oh, Lil Cal? No, man.

TT: Lil Cal is the shit.

uu: THAT THING IS NOT THE SHIT.

uu: IT IS AN uNCANNY GRINNING MOCKERY. A BAD OMEN. YOu SHOuLD CHOP IT uP AND BuRN IT.

TT: No way, dude. He's my best friend.

uu: HOW FuCKING SAD IS THAT??

uu: I'M JuST TRYING. FOR ONCE. AND THE ONLY TIME EVER. TO BE HELPFuL.

uu: THOSE THINGS.

uu: YOu DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.

TT: A kickass ventriloquist doll?

TT: I've been given reason to believe it once belonged to my bro.

uu: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. WHAT YOu BELIEVE.

uu: THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON FOR THOSE TO EXIST.

uu: IT IS TO TuRN THE LIFE OF EVERYONE WHO OCCuPIES THE SAME uNIVERSE WITH IT.

uu: INTO A NIGHTMARE.

TT: Is that one of your alien folk stories?

uu: YES.

uu: BuT IT ALSO.

uu: IS TRuE.

uu: GET RID OF IT.

TT: You could argue that my life is already kind of a nightmare, so there's no point in getting rid of him now.

TT: Either way, I'm gonna hang on to him.

uu: YOu STuBBORN FuCK.

uu: FINE.

uu: MAYBE IT DOESN'T MATTER.

uu: MAYBE YOuRS IS uNTAINTED? I DON'T KNOW.

uu: COuLD BE. ITS EYES LOOK...

uu: DEAD TO ME?

uu: MAYBE YOu LuCKED THE FuCK OuT. WITH YOuR PARTICuLAR JuJu.

TT: I honestly had no idea you were this superstitious.

TT: You're a pretty fascinating guy, in a way. I can't really figure you out.

TT: In case you're wondering why I put up with you more than my friends do.

uu: I WASN'T.

uu: NOW ARE YOu GOING TO GO GET IT.

uu: OR WHAT.

TT: Why do you want me to get Cal so bad?

uu: I DON'T!

uu: JuST THAT. I SAW YOu. SLIGHTLY AHEAD OF NOW.

uu: CLIMBING TO THE ROOF WITH THAT THING.

uu: SO APPARENTLY. IT'S REQuISITE FOR GETTING THE FuCK ON WITH STuFF??

uu: DuMBASS.

TT: Ok. So, some self-fulfilling shit, then. I was hoping for a better reason.

uu: WHATEVER. DON'T TAKE IT.

uu: MAKE A PARADOX HAPPEN. WORKS FOR FuCKING ME.

TT: At this point I'm leaning toward grabbing him just cause he seems to bother you so much.

uu: WELL. I'VE HEARD OF WORSE REASONS FOR ACTING LIKE A STuPID PIECE OF SHIT.

TT: This is probably a dumb question, but you don't really care about "causal spoilers," do you?

uu: YES. THAT'S uNBELIEVABLY DuMB TO ASK.

TT: Like, you don't mind telling me I'm about to pick up Cal, and thus causing that to happen.

TT: So I guess you similarly wouldn't mind telling us about more significant outcomes?

uu: IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T MIND. IT'S THAT I FAIL SPECTACuLARLY TO GIVE A SHIT.

uu: THERE IS SuCH A BIG DIFFERENCE.

uu: AND THE FACT THAT I MIGHT NOT CLuE YOu INTO YOuR FATE ALL THE TIME.

uu: DuE TO MY AGGRAVATED APATHY OVER THE MATTER.

uu: IS AN IMMuTABLE FACT. I AM STATING FOR THE RECORD.

uu: IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT GIVING A SHIT IS WHAT IS TAKING PLACE HERE.

TT: I feel like you've said something like that before.

TT: Different statements, but in that exact syntax.

uu: OH. YOu KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE?

uu: WHEN THAT FuCKING HAPPENS.

TT: Wait. You mean it wasn't intentional?

TT: I thought it was kind of like... this thing you were doing.

uu: SHuT uP.

uu: YOu KNOW WHAT?

uu: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. AND I DON'T CARE.

uu: I THINK IT'S REGRETTABLY LIKELY. THAT YOu SuCCEED.

uu: I THINK THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE TEND TO DO. WHEN THEY ARE REGARDED AS LEGENDS BY OBSESSIVE ASSHOLES.

uu: SO MAYBE YOu ALL DIE. OR MAYBE YOu DON'T.

uu: BuT IF YOu DON'T. I'LL TAKE SOLACE IN THE FACT.

uu: THAT IT MEANS I STILL GET THE CHANCE TO KILL YOu.

uu: HOW ABOuT THAT? FOR CAuSAL SPOILERS?

TT: Fair enough.

TT: Hey, you know...

TT: For someone who has such strong opinions about long winded people,

TT: You've kinda been talking my ear off. I do actually have shit to do.

uu: uGH.

uu: YEAH.

uu: SEE HOW YOu PEOPLE SuCK ME INTO YOuR BuLLSHIT?

uu: I SHOuLD HAVE KEPT IT BRIEF. AND SuRLY. LIKE I WAS GOING TO.

uu: LIKE JuST SAID.

uu: "HELLO DIRK."

uu: "I WANT TO PLAY A GAME."

uu: AND THEN LIKE.

uu: "BRO."

uu: "ROOF. NOW."

uu: "BRING JuJu."

uu: AND THAT'S IT.

uu: YEAH. THAT WOuLD HAVE BEEN GOOD.

uu: COLD FuCKING BLOODED. TO THE POINT. DAMMIT.

TT: That actually sounds familiar too.

TT: Are you sure you haven't said something like that before?

uu: HAVE I?

uu: FuCK. I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER.

TT: Anyway, let's wrap this up.

TT: You've stolen enough of my time. I didn't even get a chance to try plugging in that window.

uu: I DID YOu A FAVOR. ANOTHER POINTLESS ACTION STRICKEN FROM THE TIMELINE.

TT: Hang on.

TT: Something's happening.

uu: THE DRONES HAVE COME A KNOCKING. I TOLD YOu.

uu: THEY'RE COMING FOR YOu MAN! HAHAHA.

uu: LATER DOuCHE.

uu: TUMUT

TT: I think...

TT: You just had a flipoff malfunction, there.

uu: SHIT.

uu: uH.

uu: tUMUt!

TT: That's better.

undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering timaeusTestified [TT]

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Fischl Casual/Loose Hairstyle and Casual Eyepatch for Teen to Elder and Eyes Recolor for All Ages

我听见命运的嚅嗫，低声呼唤我之尊名…～ I hear the voice of fate, speaking my name in humble supplication…

Casual hairstyle, loose hairstyle and casual Eyepatch based on Fischl from Genshin Impact for female and male frame from Teen to Elder and eyes of Fischl added on my Genshin Impact eyes.

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🖤hairstyle with 2 versions: casual and loose (see pictures below) 💜24 EA Swatches + Fischl Swatch 🖤Hair bows recolors located on Facepaint, 20 swatches, compatible with make up sliders. So you can get a lot of recolors! 💜Casual Eyepatch, 2 packages, first one only with 10 swatches, second one with 10 swatches + 84 swatches from BerryQueerBear Crystállum Palette by berryqueercc, you can put both of them as they're standalone, but basically the second one is the same with more recolors added. 🖤2 eyes recolors green and red of Fischl added on my Genshin Impact eyes, if you have the previous file/s, replace them [You need this MOD to unlock occult eye lid category on CAS] 💜Hairstyles and Eyepatch for Teen to Elder, Eyes recolors for All Ages ～ All genders and agender 🖤Base game Compatible 💜All LODs 🖤separate packages or merged packages 💜HQ Compatible 🖤Custom Thumbnails 💜Texture hair, hair mesh, bows, eyepatch and eyepatch texture made by me from scratch, jewelry hair and its texture from original Fischl 3D model 🖤CAS photos below downloads ⚠️Known problem: Some animations on shoulders hairstyle goes across and eyepatch with diagonal hats, strip is seen over hats. (and I don't know how to avoid it first one, so any tip or help will be appreciated 🙏)

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I haven’t seen this petition on tumblr and thought you might be able to boost it?

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Weekly Fic Recs 81

This week's fic rec list!

The Great Boyfriend Bake Off by pomeloquat @pomeloquat - Superbat, Teen, 7329 words, complete. Superman and Batman both think they have the bestest boyfriends ever. Shenanigans ensue.

veracity by pomeloquat - Superbat, Mature, 3314 words, complete. Batman gets captured by some goons and they dose him with truth serum to find out Superman's biggest weakness. Instead, they learn about all the NSFW things Batman wants to do with Superman. Shenanigans ensue.

Fears & Old Scars by matriarchcomputer @alitontress - Batfam, General, 22035 words, wip. A Battinson fic, and sequel to Nightmares & Blueberries. Bruce takes on a tough case that that hits a bit too close to home. Also featuring tiny Dick, Cass, AND Duke.

be as you've always been by Excalis @excalisi - Superbat, General, 6121 words, complete. After helping out a magic user, Martha Wayne is resurrected for a day for Bruce. So many feels ensue, good thing Clark is there to help. I enjoyed the end when Dick and Jason are racing to see who meets their grandmother first.

panacea by pomeloquat - Brutalia, Explicit, 4649 words, complete. Omegaverse! After years of not presenting, Batman finally gets hit with his first heat. Alpha Talia is there to help.

Skinny and the Duke by husborth - Clark & Bruce, Unrated, 3998 words, complete. Bruce and Clark get stuck in the past during the wild west and have to wait for the Justice League to get them out. Wild west shenanigans ensue. I LOVED Bruce and Clark's banter throughout the fic.

A Bad Habit by Mawiiish @superbattrash - Superbat, Explicit, 9763 words, complete. A stressful week leads to Bruce falling back on some bad habits. Clark suggests they do something else to relieve stress.

i bet we'd have really good come right on my, i mean camaraderie by NotesAppWitch @notesappwitch - Poolverine, Explicit, 31,049 words, complete. Wade and Logan switch bodies while doing a job for the TVA. Shenanigans (including the sexy kind!) ensue.

Sonnet 43 (How Do I Love Thee) by Curupia @curupia - Poolverine, Explicit, 5590 words, complete. Wade likes to have sex with Logan with the lights out, which Logan thinks is odd since he can see in the dark anyway. Cue Wade finding this out and having terrible self-esteem issues. Cue Logan showing how much he loves Wade (and his body) through some good good body worship :)

Moving up, Moving out by LiathLining (ActuallyAMenace) @actually-a-menace - Poolverine, Explicit, 9631 words, wip. Omegaverse (kinda). Wade and Logan are looking for a new place to move into and find the perfect place. Unfortunately, there is some extortion, along with other criminal activity happening there. Fortunately, they have experience handling this kind of situation, and Wade knows a pretty good lawyer who can help.

family affairs by yellow_crayon @yellowwwcrayon - Poolverine, Explicit, 2762 words, complete. Takes place in the X-men Origins universe, featuring a genderbent Logan. Wade and Logan had a one night stand before the events of the movie, and then get together again while they are on the X team. Sexy shenanigans ensue.

unhappy man syndrome by gossippool (fearandhatred) @gossippool - Poolverine, Unrated, 6886 words, wip. A Whumptober fic inspired by this Tumblr post. My body is ready for pain and angst :)

cause you're my lady, i'm your fool by WhatIsAir - Poolverine, Explicit, 11,694 words, complete. Wade and Logan receive some side effects from the Time Ripper explosion. They can feel each other emotions, and Wade gets the benefit of borrowing Logan's healing factor to deal with his chronic pain. Nothing can go wrong from this. Nope. No siree.

Happy reading!

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CANADIAN CITIZENS (and Residents)!

There is a new petition from NDP MP Alexandre Boulerice (sponsor of e-4649) calling for the Canadian government to sanction Israel and implement an arms embargo. Petition e-4661 is open for signature until december 9, 2023.

https://www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en/Petition/Details?Petition=e-4661

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Deadpool + Wolverine tk headcanons !!!

a/n : i love these 2 so much …. ever since findin out theyre both canonically ticklish in the comics ive been EXPLIDINF . this movie reawakened my obsession so lets goooo ^-^

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Deadpool

As a ler :

ohmygod . he is RUTHLESS

so mean yet so silly when he tickles

yk in the beginning of xmen origins wolverine ?? how he was usin his katanas to block all those bullets ???? hes so fast w his arms n he would be able to pin anyone in an INSTANT

like he could wrap his arms around you n trap you in a tickly bear hug so easily

SUCH a tease; both verbally n physically

he would slowly lower his hands on his victim while wriggling his fingers n when hes about to touch you he'll quickly shoot his hands back up n keep on doin that

n the baby talk OH LORD THE BABY TALK

this man will leave anyone redder than his suit

"awwww whos a tickwish wittle baby ?? you are !! yes you areeeee !!"

"coochiecoochiecoochiecoochiecoo"

"whats got you laughin so much huh ?? sounds like you got a tickle in your throat"

like SHUT UPPPPDKDJKFJHDJ

points out any noises made

if you snort or wheeze or squeal or anything similar he WILL tease you more

aware when you want him to stop but also aware that he doesnt wanna stop

"did you say stop ?? do you mean it ?? do you ?? huh , huh , huh ?? hmmmm alright alright i'll stop"

n if you actually LIKE being tickled ?? oh god hes never letting you live free of tickles ever again

will use every excuse possible to try n tickle you

you had a bad day ? tickles . youre being stubborn ? tickles .

you need to wake up, need to go to sleep, need to be convinced, need to relax, wade just gets bored,

everything . t i c k l e s

overall : be scared but not worried (if that makes sense)

As a lee :

ohh how the turns have tabled

talks so much shit beforehand but the SECOND he gets it hes all like "WAITWAITWAIT LETS TALK PLS"

absolute gigglefest . when you first strike a bad spot he does this squealwheeze combo

THE MOST TICKLISH THIGHS IN THE WORLD EVER

more sensitive to light touch there but squeezing still gets him CACKLIN

like if you just . lightly drag your fingertips or nails anywhere on his thighs …

oh hes dead . youve officially killed mr immortal .

ticklish palms too DONT ASK I JUST KNOW IT

again, light touch here n hes a puddle

if you try to tease him while ticklin hes gonna somehow turn it around ?????

if you try to fluster him or just point anything out he will get so SNIDEEEE

"yohohou have NO rihight to tahahalk peanuhuht, we AHALL know how bahahad it ihis for you whehehen i WAITWAITWAHAHAHAIT IM SOHORRY NO -"

lil shit deserves it lol (still love him)

Wolverine

As a ler :

isn't as evil as wade, but you dont wanna test him

like he wouldnt go as rough or tease as much but HE STILL WILL

wont do any anticipation tricks, hes just gonna do it

he will chase you, however, but only if you run

more on the playful side; accidently teases you by pointing out the obvious

"wow its real bad for ya here, huh bub ??"

"jesus kid stop kicking so much, oh wait … you cant, can ya ??"

hes always got this cheeky grin on his face too

super analyzes how much certain pressure n techniques works best on all your spots bc hes a BIG BULLY

if he wanted to, youd be dead in a minute ♡ (not really)

if you were being a brat then hes gonna use his facial hair

n GOD it tickles so bad

like if hes getting you from behind he might just decide to . nuzzle into your neck n its amazing HORRIBLE

in short : dont be annoying n youre good !

As a lee :

where do i even begin …

hes got such a precious smile its like how could you NOT tickle him to pieces

its pretty well known how he already has his wheezy snort laughs

catching him off guard will get the best wheezes

like if you sneak attack or switch to a bad spot suddenly

tbh hes gonna snort no matter what you do … its what n where you do it that might give you more muehehehe

pinch his sides ?? 1 snort every 20 seconds

scratch his ribs ?? 1 snort every 10 - 15

do anthing on his tummy / underarms ?? youre getting that 1 per 5 wolvie special !!!

1 SQUEEZE ON THE KNEE N ITS GAME OVER FOR HIM . if you rapid squeeze them it becomes a damn piggie pen

wade definitely abuses this

PLEASEEEE HEAR ME OUT ON HIS BACK

yall know in the first xmen when hes shirtless w his hand on the fence of a fighting ring n you can see his BACKKKK please give me a chance

light tickles there makes him MELT

youll get the sweetest giggles w an occasional wheeze

lightly scratching or tracing his shoulder blades will lead to slightly louder giggles

n rubbing your knuckles into his back dimples gets the absolute bestest snorts

TICKLISH COLLARBONES . THERE I SAID IT

im a sucker for lee wolverine idk if you can tell (its obvious)

oke doke thats it for now !! AAAAAAA im sorry these took so long TwT im just happy i got em done ehehe

sending love to everyone who reads these :D i hope you enjoyed - make sure yall stay healthy n happy ^-^ ♡

[spffnity]

yeh

[kobitoshiningneedle]

AA localization is something that in most cases enriches characterization, but sometimes the context on the original Japanese script gives something really intriguing as well

We all know Manfred von Karma is a perfectionist, and in almost every his line we are reminded of it. He even set his ATM card number to 0001. So an ummovable object in terms of superiority complex

I like the Japanese version of this moment as well if not more, though. There, Manfred's card number is 4649 which by the rules of Japanese wordplay means yoroshiku or "nice to meet you". He also points that this is not an actual date (thanks). It makes him look like a lot more whimsical guy who just isn't 100% of time serious, which I'd personally take over the "hee hee I'm number 1" thing (because let's be real, it's not that funny and falls a bit flat)

It's a really minor detail, but where else people are gonna pick up some bits about Manfred's personality aside from being a perfectionist asshole? Even for a cartoonish villain MVK is often positioned as it's really interesting to peek into other sides of his personality

[papercwipping]

‼️ I KNOW SOME OF MY FOLLOWERS ARE CANADIAN !!!!

if that includes you, PLEASE take a Few Minutes to sign THIS PETITION . our last petition regarding the violence occuring in Palestine, e-4649, became the MOST SIGNED petition in Canadian History. It is now Closed BUT we can continue to show support for Palestine via the new petition linked above that demands ceasing of trade relations and condemnation on a Governmental Level of the Multiple War Crimes the Israeli government has enacted.

it is currently at over 33 thousand signatures, and the more it receives will show our Government that we do Not stand with them or its support of Genocide.

EDIT 28/11: we are now at over 41k signatures! It is unlikely that this petition will reach the scale of e-4649 but I think it's worth it to see how many people are standing with and sending love to the Palestinian people all the same.

we Will see a free Palestine in this life, and humanity will not stop bleeding until peace falls upon it, Congo, Sudan, and anywhere else plagued by western violence.

[cooking-with-hailstones]

Canadians who, like me, are desperately screaming for a ceasefire: I have another petition for you!

This time a House of Commons petition. These are sponsored by members of parliament and they go a lot farther than basically any other petition targeted at the Federal government.

Important note about this! You can only sign if you're a citizen or permanent resident of Canada, AND you need to confirm your signature by clicking the link they send to your email!! If you don't do that your signature WILL NOT COUNT.

I fucking hate that we need to beg and plead with our elected officials to tell another country "oh won't you please stop committing war crimes???"

AND YET, HERE WE ARE.

[fredericbrumby]

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