#300 notes wtf?

[thepentagonaltrapezohedron]

I keep seeing people say Cyn's dead by the time of the series but I don't agree.

Like tell me this isn't Cyn:

Also, there's Cyn's screen when she becomes a zombie drone at the start of episode 5:

Brightened version:

[][][][hello :]

I see you are [di S eful/sad)

I see you are inoperable end]]

--- l fD--t] [selfD ]end]]

I see we could [trl ] [ edit for you

I will not discard you

[][][][][][Absolute[S

access? Y/N

. [ 0001%

I see you will be here for a while

That "I will not discard you" makes me pretty skeptical of the idea Solver fully assimilated Cyn.

Also also:

STRING "ABSOLUTE SOLVER" BLOCKED BY ADMINISTRATION "CYN"

Cyn is not only different from the Solver, she is still active.

What's neat is that this image is from the pilot, so they might have planned for Cyn to still be alive from the start.

[aratinatophat]

They’re brothers and they’re singing shanties :)

[baesujiz]

bby gurl

[kitorin]

Omg thank you so much everyone 😭 (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

[a-whiff-of-a-dream]

Why are eReader so fucking expensive???

[reye-chan]

oh shit it does i'm a poet and i didn't even know it

i'm living for melinoë being all 'o sleep, so ethereal and wise'

meanwhile hypnos is stuck in his decades long coma dream about crunchwrap supreme baja blast meal combo with a side of fries

[danndeemo]

GUYS!!!! 60 followers thanks :33

[muppetebbtide]

trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

340 notes

⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

3 notes

anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

50 notes

nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

45 notes

⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

500 notes

‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

600 notes

❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

5000 notes

👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

240 notes

#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

340 notes

🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

3000 notes

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

345 notes

⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

100 notes

[unripe-lemon]

Since i know no one will see this:

1 note and i will email my therapist

ok so for this one,, like since then i have emailed my therapist?? that counts right????? tbh i dont even know what to talk abt anymore, but i do have a session with her so dw

2 notes and ill put my laundry away

ugh….. stupid. internet.. making me do things that will make my life easier…. gugh yeah i put my laundry away!!!!! everyone clap now

5 notes and ill try to brush my teeth more often

ok so like for this one i found this video https://youtu.be/pvutTiPY7q8?si=PASnBmUXZ0xiHzWM imma sing this song to myself every tike i dont feel like brushing my teeth

6 notes and ill try to put on cream for my dermatitis (anxiety hives!!! yayyy!!!!) more often

just did it hehe :) tho it is getting a little worse and my kitten scratched me on top of it 😭

10 notes and ill attempt to learn my timestables

11 notes and ill study for my exams

my exams are over!!!! so idk what to do for this one? maybe ill go do my homework instead

20 notes and ill try to go one day without using my pc/phone

30 notes and ill vaccum (more bc we just adopted kittens) my room entirely

40 notes and ill try to explain my depression to my mom again

50 notes and ill clean my locker out at school

imma do this tmr!!!

i forgot 😭 someone remind me

80 notes and ill fix the posters that are falling off of my wall and are probably going to rip soon

doing this rn! taking dinner break

100 notes and ill REALLY unpack everything with my therapist

maybe tmr?

we talked about medication and kittens, also exams so like success??

200 notes and ill ask my mom if we can go to my go and get! me! medicated!

ill discuss w therapist tmr

discussed with therapist, we are now getting the conversation started with my mom and are going to see what my gp says after that!! :) ty to everyone in the notes rooting for meds

300 notes and ill re organise my bookshelf

400 notes and ill clean all of the mold off of my wall

damn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ion wannaaaaaaaa

this is a weekend activity tbh, and idk if its even going to BE this weekend :P

500 notes and ill clean the mold off of my roof

600 notes and ill try sewing some new clothes

i crocheted a scarf!!! does that count?

700 notes and ill buy some new shoes

800 notes and ill check out dnd club at school (im scared)

900 notes and ill come up with more goals

edit: bro……. 😭

so im gonna take my time w these bc there is a lot to go thru!! i will try my best to remember to update!!! ty for notes :)

- random internet stranger

edit 2: WTF 1000 NOTES GUYS CHILL

ok so like i have to come up with more goals now???

1500 and ill start taking study notes with a study method (rb with study method that is your fav eg cornell method)

1700 and ill attempt to hype myself up enough to eat at school (long story, germs)

2000 notes and ill start whatever book wins this poll:

[aleakybiro]

Reblogging for the comment about Zelda choosing hyrule again

Because I hadn't noticed that but yea. It's pretty awesome how despite the fact she'd already done so much for hyrule she still dedicated herself to rebuilding it. When those rigid systems and expectations fell apart the two were left to prove who they really were and they were still just as dedicated, but in their own way.

I am once again unhinged about botw cause of this line, this line

is so important?? And I feel so stupid cause I've seen it 437194 times but only now I've just realised.

Link's story is literally all about taking a different path. He gets the chance at life again, but without people's oppressive expectations of how he should behave, or to be this perfect knight all the time. I loved link's character in botw because the contrast of how he was in the memories vs who he is in the present time makes me so happy. He's much more carefree and happy, willing to joke around, it's like seeing someone grow and heal and it's great.

So link was at last given this chance at a different path, in a world where people saw him as just another traveller. He could act however he wanted, if he wanted to he could've rejected his duty and go on as just an anonymous dude living life.

And yet, he didn't. He was given the chance to choose a different path - no memories of the past, but he chose to be a knight. It shows that some things endured across the 100 years and the amnesia. Even after all he went through, link is still willing to bear responsibility, has a sense of duty to his kingdom, and cares deeply about Zelda. I think that's pretty cool honestly.

[vandalizingyourschool]

im bored im making a note game

10 notes: i finish all the revision i was supposed to do last week without getting distracted (still doing this shit wtf)

30 notes: i will finish reading Coraline (i've been putting it off for the past month, even though i really wanna read it)

50 notes: i will stop procrastinating making my noah finnce community (JOIN)

100 notes: i will try working out for a week and see how it goes (i tried.... but i forgot that you need to stretch before and now i cant feel my legs hehe)

150 notes (lmao not gonna happen): i will workout (consistently i swear) for a month

300 notes: not gonna happen but i will start doing graffiti again

500 notes (wtf): i will end my break from roleplaying nick

700 notes (where am i going with this): i start writing…?

1000 notes: i start playing the guitar now even though i want to do it after exams

tagging some ppl ig: @savi-of-ithaca @aled4laide @rivenantiqnerd @heybuddythatsnotok @helphowdoiusethis @nellzzzzzsblogg @linnyunicornlover @unhinged-as-hell @aloserwholikesheartstopper @is-it-funny-because-its-true @amarawisbey

no more than 3 notes alright guys (I'm looking at you savi)

[vxiphoid]

SERENE SHENANIGANS

❨ summary ❩ twst › waking them up to tell them stories that don’t make sense

tags ✧ fluff, crack, savanaclaw boys, defo not proofread its like 7 am, cursing but nothing out of the ordinary, ooc(?), ruggie calls you a little shit like once (affectionate), jack is whipped for you

amanuensis’ message ⊹ I LITERALLY LOVE DOING THIS??? my friends hate me for it. but anyways hiii im back after like my month hiatus, how are thy sleeplings?😋 mb guys writers block has been really kicking my ass, i was spitting blanks on paper… i’m gonna hopefully post another pastry emporium soon for scarabia so stay tuned for that‼️

⌜ 300+ e/chara ⌟

♫ sunset boulevard - hohyun

twst masterlist

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

— “leona… pspsps….”

— he hums gruffly when his name was called the first time, only opening his eye thinking you called him a second time when it was really just noise that you would make to get the attention of a house cat. he instantly pins his ears back. how dare you. “hmm?”

— “so i took our snail for a walk and i had accidentally left my feet here to wash the dishes because the grass was blue.”

— huh? you could see him trying to process everything you just said as you explained, his lips parting and eyebrows furrowing. it took everything in you not to laugh. he does one of those blinks, the really delayed ones, one eye opens before the other…

— he’s half asleep too so the confusion is just adding up altogether. if chicken scratch wasn’t a writing term, this is literally it in words. its like the books back at home he picks up to read (derogatory) its, what, 4 am? dont do this to him😭

— you’ve never seen him so expressive💀 this definitely makes his eye and ear twitch at the same time. what type of fucked up fever dream is this?? its usually a blessing seeing you as the first thing he wakes up to, not when you wake him up with some bull strung up in a sentence with your beady eyes staring at him while he sleeps. he loves you, yes, but what does he even say to this…

— “what…”

— your forehead met with his chest as you struggled not to laugh at the uncharacteristic break in leona’s voice. how many cups of coffee did you drink? he asks you to repeat yourself even though it kinda a mind mush decision so you did and by the end of it, he looks absolutely restless.

— “that’s… yes. that’s great, herbivore. can we go to bed now?”

— you note that leona is surprisingly patient when half asleep

┏━━━━━━ ━ ─ ╴⋯ ⟢

JACK HOWL

— deep sleeper. tug his ear. though he practically springs up before your hand makes contact, giving himself whiplash.

— “jack?”

— almost instantly relaxes when he realizes its you, tail wagging subtly☹️ “hi, baby. s’something wrong?”

— “hiii, do you remember a year ahead ago when i had to go to the dentist to get my spine fixed and the cats were barking at the flying dogs because the sky was in the water?”

— bro feels like he just had a stroke💀 he’s blinking rapidly, rubbing nose bridge as you explain. he really wants to understand, he does, but wtf did you just say??? it was the innocent “hi” before you unapologetically bashed his head in with the entire dictionary. its so ridiculous he couldn’t help but laugh.

— “jack, this is serious.” even as you told him that, your voice was not steady at all which made his shoulders shake violently in silent laughter.

— “im listening, i swear. tell me one more time?” yk his ass is not listening. he pulls you into his lap while his thumbs idly rubbed your sides, responding to your stories with “uh-huh” and “yeah?” with a lovesick smile on his face.

— eventually holds your face and starts pressing heart squeezing, fluffy kisses all over your face which truly made you more tired then you were. you honestly start forgetting what and where the story was going.

— jack only pauses his kissing attack to respond when you take a small break but even then he doesn’t pull away fully, he’s just speaking against your skin

— “—and the duck had my arm while i was taking it on a walk because gran tammy was in a flying shopping cart.”

— “oh wow. and then?”

— he’s listening but he’s not, mostly because he’s like two seconds away from dreamland and his brain isn’t registering half the shit you’re saying. he wants to see how many stories you can jumble up.

— “yeah, i think it’s bedtime for us…”

┏━━━━━━ ━ ─ ╴⋯ ⟢

RUGGIE BUCCHI

— omfg he wakes up like a mom. like yk how you would barely touch them and they would gasp like they were just given cpr?? he wakes up like that.

— and you’re just standing there awkwardly 👁️👁️

— takes a quick look around before looking at you. “what happened? is it time to wake up leona already?” you shake your head and ruggie flops back, an arm draped over his eyes. “you scared me… come, lay down with me?” he held his free arm out for you and you did take your place cozied up against his side. to your surprise, you did actually scare the living shit out of him from how fast his heart was racing.

— “ruggie, yk i just found out you’re related to turtles, right? and i had to take uncle bobby to the vet to get a dna test because the fish drowned in air.”

— slow roblox turn towards you but instead its his head as he cranes it down to stare at you. you can practically hear the gears in his head turning and you literally could not look at him or you’d blow your cover.🧍🏾

— “i’m sorry,, what the fuck??”

— he’s genuinely confused, asking you questions about your story while his brain tries to put together the pieces. each question he asks, the more its harder to speak in full sentences other than wheezes

— “what are you laughing at, ya little shit? explain this to me!”

— “i’m trying!”

— and you are😭 its like when you have to explain the family tree really slow bc you cant say, “my father’s girlfriend’s son” without him like ???? and you’re trying to explain it to him slowly, eventually forgetting what you said in the first place…

— “…and the fish drowned in air.”

— “yes.”

— “sweetheart, you still haven’t explained how i’m related to turtles—”

[mayghosts]

can you maybe write headcannons for clingy nika? i feel like she’d lowkey be rlly clingy in private and i NEED more nika fluff

Nika Mühl: Clingy Girlfriend Headcannons

Summary: Request!

Warnings: Nada!

AN: love you guys 🤞🫶

Pre- Relationship ♪♫

♭ From the moment she met you she had a hard time letting you out of her sight.

♪ In order to get closer to you w/o being creepy she tried to sign up for events and clubs she knew you would be at

Her Teammates would always make fun of her for knowing exactly on campus you would be at most hours of the day.

♫ Once she finally got your number, she was texting you every morning and night with a "good morning❣️" or a "How was ur day?!"

Even when the two of you started dating, she would NEVER miss a good morning text. Even during arguments or breaks.

♪ You guys got really close really fast, she was always there for you and vice versa

♭ She never really considered herself clingy until she met you. During your friend era the two of you were the defenition of peak velcro friendship

Relationship Era ♫♭

♪ Once you guys started going on dates she would insist on you coming to team events

"Nika, you know I can't come to watch film. Geno would kill you! You need to actually pay atention during those." "Please baby I need you there!"

♫ Whenever she has an away game, she will insist on calling you every morning and every night shes away. If she has free time during the day she will face time you and make you tell her every detail of your day.

♭ You guys have a scarrily song snap score, like over 300 days long.

♫ She has memorised you favorite flowers/dog breeds/candies/litterally anything, and whenever she sees something you like in public shes immediately sending you a text.

*insert photo of dog* "Baby this dog is so cute we need to adopt one together" OR *insert photo of flowers* "Almost as pretty as you"

♪ ALWAYS in your dorm/at your appartement. Claims she can only sleep when shes with you...

♭She always saves a courtside ticket for you during games and makes sure you have as much UConn/Seattle merch as possible.

Obsessed with having you in her jerseys, claims it makes her play better

♫ Always holding your pinkie in public, no matter where. In private she usually will have an arm over your shoulders or her hand in your back pocket.

if you're on the couch she will just lay right on top of you and kiss your face and neck (im so lonely wtf) Shes def. a hickey girl too 🫢

♪ Loves to suprise you with flowers or little gifts, big on writting letters and cute notes.

You keep every note and you press the flowers because she is the most perfect girlfriend ever

[ins4nebxtch]

starting this to feel better about myself and not hate what i see in the mirror 2 months down the line

any support would be awesome (please give me tips in the comments and recommendations on low cal foods <3)

sw : 119.05 (height : 5'4)

gw : 104

goal : lose 15 pounds by halloween

daily cal limit : 1300 cals (burn 250-300 cals a day)

note: ik 1300 might be considered a lot for the 4na community but as someone who has lost 23 pounds in the past by ⭐️ving, trust me it'll mess up your metabolism and gaining it all back will be so much easier

workout : (5 days a week)

https://youtu.be/0-8RnZPF0JA?si=nCAEshywVgX3OzBV x2 times a day

12 3 30 treadmill workout (12 incline, 3mph for 30 mins a day

i also plan to cut out all sugar

ill be updating daily to keep track of my progress

day 1 (26/08/24) : ✅ (119.05)

day 2 (27/08/24) : ✅ (119.05)

day 3 (28/08/24) : ✅ (120.5 wtf)

day 4 (29/08/24) : ✅ (119.9)

day 5 (30/08/24) : ✅ (118.9)

day 6 (31/08/24) : ✅ (118.3)

day 7 (01/09/24) : ❌ (117.7)

day 8 (02/09/24) : ✅ (117.7)

day 9 (03/09/24) : ✅ (117.7)

day 10 (04/09/24) : ❌ (117.7)

update : sorry for not updating this for a while guys, i was sick so i had to hit pause on my diet :/

will be continuing from tomorrow tho :)

day 17 (11/09/24) :

[cosmicdream222]

Manifesting money out of thin air ✨

My bestie and I have been persisting in the affs “I get paid to exist” and “I am spoiled & treated like a queen” because we don’t wanna work for shit anymore 😭 Yesterday she told me she was hanging out at the local bar and a random guy gave her money to play a gambling game (it’s legal where she is) and said he would split any winnings with her. She ended up winning over $600 so after splitting with him, went home with $300 cash. I was like “damn!!! I want someone to randomly give me cash too!!”

Anyway last night around 11:11, I was getting ready for bed, listening to some subs and texting my bestie when I got a new email with the subject “[generic man’s name] sent you $100 for dinner”. I was like wtf is this some scam email? It was from Cash App, but I usually get text notifications from them.

I looked at the email info and it was sent to my old social media name - when I was going through my influencer era 2021-2022, I had an army of simps who wanted to send me tips & gifts when I was livestreaming on TikTok, so I made a separate account so my real name wouldn’t be disclosed. All the attention got too much back then and I ended up abandoning all my old social media accounts over a year ago, and I’ve ignored it all since (I don’t even have TT or IG apps on my phone anymore)

I logged in to my old Cash account and sure enough, $100 bucks from a complete stranger. I marked it with a heart, and a few minutes later received another $50 with a note to check one of my old accounts on Reddit.

So yeah, he DMed saying had found my old accounts and just decided that I deserved to be spoiled & treated like a queen. Not him repeating my affs 😭 Yes I have pretty privilege lol but it was a completely unexpected surprise - I haven’t received any payments on that Cash account since December 2022, and even when I was active I never received so much at once, for absolutely no reason!

[mrghostrat]

"You know what else i get a week without? Your red fucking pen." This made me think about a math teacher i had in highschool that whenever she gave us back our tests the first thing we saw is that she had writed everywhere "WRONG." "NO." "INCOHERENT." "NO! NO! NO!" in red ink So now all i can imagine is Aziraphale writing everywhere things like "Crowley wtf is this." "???" "STOP USING *insert connecting word here* SO MUCH" and so on lmao

YOU UNDERSTAND MY VISION

can’t remember if it was written in the post but i must clarify that crowley exclusively uses whatever the latest tech and software is (high end laptop, ipad pro with $300 magnetic keyboard or some shit, unnecessarily expensive word processors with every possible bell and whistle he doesn’t actually use)

which means aziraphale has to print out his wips when he wants to read whole chapters at a time, because he’s a creature of habit and likes reading books on paper <3

and really, the notes are helpful! aziraphale is extremely well read, and a fantastic editor!! (which crowley will never admit before his fifth glass) but his stupid anachronistic little habits drive him up the wall, especially when he’s a snobby minimalist and aziraphale presents him with a redwood tree worth of loose leaf papers and crowley just GLARES at him like