#10000% tina

[dykeofmisfortune]

being friends with your dude best friend's girlfriend is weird

[tina-aumont]

Wow, this post marks the 10000 reblogs in my site, I want to thank you for loving Tina and keeping her memory alive, your help is much appreciated, thank you very much!!

Muchas gracias a todas las personas que han hecho posible que este post suma el "reblog" número 10000. Gracias por mantener la memoria de Tina en vuestros corazones, gracias por vuestros "me gusta" y vuestras comparticiones. Nunca será olvidada!

Eleni xxx

She was sixty

Farewell Tina Aumont, Fellini and Brass’ unlucky Icon

The French-American actress Tina Aumont died yesterday at the age of 60 of pulmonary embolism in the Pyrenees, where she had retired after leaving acting; will be buried in Paris. She was a daughter of art, born in the USA in ‘46 (to Jean-Pierre Aumont and the famous Maria Montez) and wife of actor Christian Marquand.

Tina had practiced almost all of her activity as an actress (after her debut with Losey in Modesty Blaise in ‘66), in Italy, where she had become a favorite of the nouvelle vague of our ‘68 cinema. She had been a strong character for the 60s and 70s, acting out of the ordinary, both in cinema choices and in lifestyle, working with “off” directors but also with recognized authors, see Bertolucci (Partner) and Fellini (Casanova) , but also in the other Casanova (by Comencini) and the other Satyricon (by Polidoro); and then with Rosi (Cadaveri Excelenti), Bolognini (Metello and Fatti di Gente Per Bene), Rossellini (Il Mesia), Brass (Saloon Kitty) and Lattuada (Bianco, Rosso e …) as well as with Minnelli in Nina and with Antonelli in Malizia. She was also one of Sordi’s women in Scusi Lei è Favorevole o Contrario …?

Beautiful and sensual, her roles were transgressive ones, bringing in a dark side of the character and a mask that was desire for outrage.

M. Po.

Corriere Della Sera, 30th October 2006

[tubborucho]

Listen, guys. 

I do not think Blue Team will break over this. I actually think even in character Bad, Pierre and Tubbo understand each other enough to not cut each other off over this. 

Tubbo is not joining Red over his leadership position either, because there was never such a solid hierarchy on Blue. Yes, Tubbo is a leader and a lot of times he has a final saying. Yes, Bad and Tina are basically co-leaders. It’s still not a carved in stone thing for them, they’re more equal than anything. 

Let’s also NOT hate on Bad and Pierre and other blues for what happened. Yes Pierre went against Tubbo’s plan, AND HE HAD VALID REASONS TO. BOTH in character and meta (as we know now). Bad STICK WITH IT THROUGHOUT ON HIS PART UNTIL THE END WHERE MISCOMMUNICATION DID HAPPEN. Tubbo did so so good and tried his best to save everyone and it’s so noble of him, BUT HE STILL LIED TO BAD ABOUT WHAT HE IS DOING WHICH IS NOT EXACTLY A TRUST-FORMING THING TO DO. They all had their reasons. They are all valid in their actions. You can dislike those actions, but do not hang Bad and Pierre on the cross as sinners and hail Tubbo as a saint. None of this is a complete truth.

This also doesn’t mean that statements and headcanons about Blue being Found Family are invalid. They are very valid. Not every family is perfect and in 10000% agreement all the time. There’s respect, and there’s care for each other. So they will prevail. I also agree with Tubbo that when they get Tina on and maybe other teammates, this will be resolved.

But as a funky note: today is what i expected to have every day when Pierre, Bad and Tubbo were announced to be on the same team🤣

[hpmaniac]

opinion on popular hp ships(according to AO3)

Yes I am well aware that nobody asked for it

1.Drarry (Draco X Harry) -100/10

Fuck off

no

ew

they are literally enemies throughout most o/ the series

they try to kill each other

2.Wolfstar (Remus X Sirius) (-10000/10)

NO. THEY ARE FRIENDS

YES I AM AWARE THAT I’M REMADORA BIASED SHUT UP

BUT SERIOUSLY 😒

SIRIUS TRIED TO USE REMUS TO KILL. IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL LOVE

SIRIUS MADE FUN OF REMUS’ LYCANTHOPY

3.Dramione (Draco X Hermione) (-100/10)

Y’all (the shippers) are just a bunch of horny teenagers desperate for some pretty boy and pretty girl sex smh

they are enemies

0% chemistry

4.Jily (James X Lily) (7/10)

Finally smth normal

it’s not bad, just a little.. strange..

Lily had 0% interest in James until Snape called her a mudblood and then somehow she likes him now?

it’s a good ship, not the best

5.Romione (Ron X Hermione) (9.7/10)

NOW WE’RE TALKING

Literally so good

Best friends to lovers YES PLEASE

CHEMISTRYYY

6.Snarry ( Snape X Harry ) (-100000000/100)

I genuinely did not except a ship here to have a lower ranking than w*lfstar

BUT OH MY LORD

Y’ALL ARE ACTUALLY MAD

I HAVE NO WORDS-

AGAIN HORNY TEENS DESPERATE FOR SOME DARK!GAY!ROUGH!SEX FANFICS

7. Hinny (Harry X Ginny) (10/10)

IF WE ARE TALKING ABOUT BOOK! HINNY THEN YES. YOU ARE ON MY TOP 3

MOVIE!HINNY? No thanks

But book!hinny>> (any ship except Remadora and Molly X Arthur lol)

8. Snamione( Snape X Hermione) (-100000000000/100)

AGAIN HORNY TEENS DESPERATE FOR ROUGH SEX SMH

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS WAYYY HIGHER THAN REMADORA OH MY GOD

WHAT HAS THIS FANDOM BECOME

9. Harmony (Harry X Hermione) (1/10)

It’s not the worst thing ever ig

no chemistry

mid

too predictable

10. Jegulus (James X Regulus ) (1/10)

Again, not asss bad as like W*lfstar

but is there a chance of this happening? No.

mid

no chemistry

11. Newtina (Newt X Tina) (10/10)

aaa love it

TAKE NOTE THAT I HAVE ONLY WATCHED FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM

Cutee

idk what else to say lol

12. ✨REMADORA (REMUS X TONKS)✨ (♾/10)

OTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTP

THEIR PERSONALITIES COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER SO WELL

THE LONELY, TIRED WEREWOLF FALLING IN LOVE WITH A CHEERFUL, LOVLEY METAMORPHAGUS? YES PLEASE

SO UNEXPECTED AS WELL

THEY GAVE US TEDDY

”IT’S YOU WHO NEEDS ME TONIGHT”

”HE ALWAYS GOT THE WOMAN.” “YOU’D KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHO I’D FALLEN FOR, IF YOU WEREN’T TOO BUSY FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF TO NOTICE”

YESS

CHEMISTRY

*INSERT 1000 MORE COMPLIMENTS*

13.Fleur X Krum(?) (-1/10)

Ok?

?

never heard of it

14.Charry (Cho X Harry) (1/10)

Not the worst thing ig

it was just a teenage crush

so awkward

15.Nuna (Neville X Luna) (9/10)

Good

it would work

they’re both crazy about something

so yeah ig

[prismelit]

Hi! I’ve read your analysis on the dolls and the switch of daughters on Reddit, and wanted to say that’s brilliant (no pun intended).

I’ve read a lot of dumb theories about T.’s disappearance, and you’re really on point: it doesn’t care who took her, it’s the neighborhood that’s evil, that breaks and ruins people. Lila tries to dominate it through Stefano, Enzo and the computers, Michele Solara. Tries to escape, and at the end returns always in the hope to make better, to reign. But she fails every time, but so the others who don’t run away. It’s a tragedy also for the Solara family, no one is immune.

T. Is part of a chain of violence that began in the past.

Hello!! So happy to welcome you here in this tiny digital room!! Thank you so much for calling it brilliant - if you could just imagine a frazzled woman at her desk with notebooks, the books in front of her, turning pages, going mad, that's me with these novels!!

10000% agree with you re it doesn't matter, the details about T's loss. She's GONE. That's it. Now here's the fallout. Here's Lila's madness, here's the Solara brothers, here's the horror of the past and present, here's the uncertain future. What did it DO TO HER to lose Tina, we never really understand, it's all Elena's observations. You know how so many people say they want a quartet from Lila's side? That's literally me but exclusively about Tina's disappearance, what was going through her head, what was Antonio whispering all the time? WHO TOOK HER? It doesn't matter, BUT WHAT HAPPENED!! Ugh, we could go mad talking about it.

The quartet really is like...this circular chain, the characters just. grip onto it and don't let go. Sad :(

[burgerspeople]

Hey there! What’s your favorite episode of Bob’s Burgers that no one ever seems to talk about?

Oh this is TOUGH lol! Here are a few contenders, not ranked in any particular order

1) A Fish Called Tina— Louise and Gene’s big fish speech makes me tear up every time like a big dumb baby 😭

2) So You Stink You Can Dance— Tina and Zeke’s interactions over wanting to protect Jimmy Jr.’s enthusiasm for dance is just so damn sweet and I love it

3) The Hurt Soccer— The Belchers are just so useless at sports. 10000 percent relatable lmao, plus I never turn down an episode with competitive Tina 🤣

4) The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel— This one just makes me giggle because the dad-chelor party is so wholesome lmao

[gesamkuns-twerk]

If there was a Bob’s Burgers crossover, Tina’s inevitable and intense (completely unrequited) crush on Cesare would be a major plot point.

Edit: Louise would %10000 percent try to work for Zomburger

“Wait, you guys have cannons??😍”

[carmenized-onions]

First of all, happy (late) birthday! Wishing you health, wealth, and many more years 🎂

Second of all, I cried lol

I loved how you jumped between the aftermath of what happened on Friday and seeing the development of Chip’s relationship with everyone at The Beef. It’s giving Season 3, Ep 1 vibes with all the flashbacks and that was my favorite episode of the season, so yay ✨

It was sooo cool to see how you used the original scene where Mikey shows Tina the picture that Carmy sends him from Copenhagen and seeing how Chip would fit in that moment AND the confrontation between Carmy and David

“I just-I just made the-The only fuckin’ good thing in my life leave…” P A I N

Also, Carmen not being able to confidently say that he wouldn’t have taken the bait of giving the Exec Chip’s number…oof

You know what? Chip is 10000% correct about the whole Christmas dinner shitshow, like why didn’t anyone defend Mikey? Everyone kept telling him not to throw the fork, not to engage, but Lee started it! I think the only person who told Lee to shut the fuck up was Uncle Jimmy but it was a half-hearted effort at best

Seeing the moment when Mikey calls her Chip, after learning about the weight of being nicknamed Jack…and then the line “He will never realize that you consider the exchange equal”…yeah my heart can’t take this

WAIT, Chip started doing research on wine pairings to impress Syd?! oh this makes them growing apart for a few years even more painful...it should’ve been them all along bro like who tf is Carmen? Don’t know him.

I appreciate the “that’s what she said” joke thrown in there 🫶🏼

“‘I’m not gonna forget you love me, Chip.’ and neither of you know this is a lie, yet.” and now I’m sad again

The entire exchange between Carmy and Richie was so heartbreaking, especially when Richie hits him with “if that’s what your love is, I don’t want it and I don’t want it for Chip, either” like DAMN

“…he might as well tear his hair out because there’s no reason for it anymore if you’re not in it.” oh my guy is going THROUGH IT

The freezer scene with Mikey…yeah that was rough. Like I never really thought about just how bad Mikey got. Obviously, bad enough to the point of taking his own life, but I never pictured the moments leading up to that. The pain of withdrawals, the feelings of shame that come with relapsing. The emotional toll that it takes on everyone who loves the person that is struggling with addiction, really going through the highs and the lows with them. And the parallels between the brothers, too! Carmy and Mikey having some of the lowest moments in their lives play out in the same freezer with Chip and Richie being there for both 💔 AND the foreshadowing of the door handle breaking off one day because of how hard Mikey was pulling on it…you’re a genius fr

“Do I look like a fucking milf, what the fuck is going on —“ Not Uncle Jimmy thinking they were having a kid lol

“I don’t want to choose between her and my career. If that’s what getting a star takes, I don’t want it.” okay I think we’ve been focusing on the wrong love interest for Chip. I see the vision now, and Carmy’s not in it

The scene with Eva was so cute and then I get hit with “You’re gonna break your neck Mike. I don’t want to plan your funeral.” EVIL

“You will not realize he is trying to make things clean and square, until it is too late.” “You think Mikey has a future, still. Mikey knows he doesn’t.” Both of these stabbed me in the chest and I haven’t recovered, just fyi

Mikey wanting, needing Chip to promise him that she’ll talk to Carmy when he comes back because he knows she’s good for his soul…😔 (wait I think you said to remind you about Mikey and fire a few chapters back when I said he was playing matchmaker? I’m seated)

I love that despite still being upset with Carmen for being a dick to Chip, Richie and Syd decide to help him help himself because he’s CLEARLY in desperate need of an intervention

“He’s gonna be your man, and he’s going to fucking earn that title. He’s going to prove it.” When I tell you I’m EXCITED. Rooting for him ✨

okay being completely honest, the last portion of this chapter was really moving. It was so fucking sad to read their last phone call. But what actually made me cry was “He said he would come home and you believed him because he never lied to you before.” She set his things on a tray because he said he would come home. She fell asleep on the couch, waiting up for him because he said he would come home. Yeah. That totally didn’t break me just a little 🥲

This really has been your best chapter so far, 10/10 💜

Thank you for the birthday wishes! Sorry for the crying! But also maybe you’re welcome? Also I’m begging everyone to read this ask/answer because this is like. My director’s commentary of this chapter and i want you to play the fucking dvd extras that is this series. please.

I had Mikey’s scenes planned for so long, and I was planning on putting them all like, back to back with each other, travelling through time. And then S3EP01 came out and i was like oohhhh i could be a little spicy?? I could be a little timey wimey weird? Had a lot of fun that way. 

S3 really gifted me with those two scenes to work with, because I HAD planned something similar with Mikey and Chip to the Tina and Mikey scene, but the way they did it in the show was SO much better i had to yoink it. AND they let me know exactly how Carmen would react one on one with fucking david so that’s. Ah. the timing was genuinely insane of S3 coming out pretty soon after Just Dropped, ,,, in s y n c

I shant say anything about the number because as the end of the chapter puts it, they told each other everything I wrote down. So Chips gonna have some…… thoughts about all that. 

Chip’s whole dialogue about the Christmas Dinner was my own therapy. I was getting so fucking hyphy watching that scene. I dunno man. I’ve always stuck up for MY older brother when he gets thrown shit. WHY THE FUCK WAS IT ON MIKEY TO CALM DOWN?? HE’S NOT BEING ALL THAT UNREASONABLE?? BEAT HIS (uncle lee’s) ASS!!!!!!!!!! 

The big like, through line I took from Mikey’s character is that he feels as though he is made to give to other people, and so when Chip is the one giving back to HIM he’s like. Oh I guess I’m not the giver here. I’m simply taking. And that’s how relationships work. Someone always has to lose. And simply never realizes that there can be relationships where the burden is fucking shared. 

…berzatto men share a lot of the same brain chemicals. 

Everyone go scroll and look for the ‘who folded’ poll to vote for syd (or whoever). I think you only have a couple hours left. Or go to the #sillylittlepoll tag. GO VOTE!! It’s really quite cute though. It’s referenced in Doing Too Much that they played a game of matching wines to her plates, but it was never confirmed until now that Chip literally deliberately started doing that just for Syd. 

I need somewhere to rant so much about Richie in this chapter, like. Am I gonna do it here? I think I’m gonna do it here. This is the director’s commentary part. EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME !!! EVERYONE SHUT UP!!

This whole chapter was so fun to write, because each scene is very weirdly mirrored and sewn together with each other, and that very much also coincides with Richie being in BOTH sequences. Let’s just go scene for scene. 

What are you amish? To 0ERR. This one is very simple, the line ends with In your life/Out of his life. Simple. Cute. Whatever. There’s also the aspect that Mikey/Richie very deliberately interrupt Chip’s mental fatigue and then no one talks to Carmen and let’s him spiral… Interesting. 

Then there’s 0ERR to fixing the coffee machine. Carmen says he can do it all by himself, that he’s good by himself. And he tries to think of Chip but she’s not here and it’s not working. And then we go to coffee. Where Chip admits that she’s not good by herself and she hasn’t been for a while, and she needs The Beef. And then she spirals and Mikey is there. And he is able to calm her down. Without even asking if she was freaking. 

Then coffee to handing off the dessert. Again, Carmen reminisces about his old life, he didn’t know any of his coworkers because they didn’t matter. He knows the faces of everyone here but doesn’t actually know them. Very much so unlike Chip. 

Dessert to Fixing the Chair. This one’s not a big flip, but—

Fixing the Chair to the DAVID TALK is huge. Because it’s very clear, Chip used to be a lot more guarded and insecure. She still is. But worse then. And it was thanks to her Guiding Light Mikey. And he supported her, and believed in her. Believed in his brother too, but he never said it. And then with David, David says Carmen is excellent but it’s with such vitriol. Carmen doesn’t get the support, and the praise he does get doesn’t feel good. Because there’s really only a few people he actually wants it from. 

You’re Needed Asshole to You’re Needed, Cousin. Not much to say more there. Just fun. 

But then. There’s Narcan to I would be so lucky. Richie saw all that shit. Richie saw how much of a fucking mom friend and overly prepared Chip always is. OF COURSE he’d be so lucky to have her because he IS so lucky to have her. She’s a LITERAL LIFESAVER. And to see fucking CARMEN? MAKE HER FEEL LIKE IT WAS HER FAULT??? OHHHHHHFHHFHF. …. I should’ve made him throw fucking punches i’m mad all over again. 

24 Hours Sober to Fighting in the Window, not much to say there. Their contrasts of talking one on one is enough, howeevverrr

This is where I have so much to say about Rich. Because his ‘stop being you’ means so much to me. BECAUSE he’s saying it with so much sincere love. Like he really is. Because you can see in the NEXT SCENE, with the withdrawals, he WATCHED his best friend have to very literally stop being him, and TRY to grow. Fucking RICHIE had to stop being him, he had to become the guy, he had to stage, he had to start wearing suits. He had to fucking GROW! And Richie KNOWS how fucked Carmen’s brain is. And that this kid is torturing himself in his head. The best solution for Carmen, to Richie? He needs to stop being him. 

Which is why he was so fucking pokey with ‘have you done the work?’ because Mikey had to, Richie had to, even Chip had to do work. He doesn’t see that work in Carmen! He gives up on himself because he doesn’t think he’s worth the work and it PISSES RICHIE THE FUCK OFF!!

There’s also the aspect that Richie literally screams back at Mikey while he’s going through it in the freezer, and Chip has to tell him to not be mean. But Chip’s not there in Carmen’s moments anymore! So no ones there to pull him back!

The deal scene vs the bear flickering scene isn’t much besides the burn the money, but I do love that Sydney asks ‘can you stay after close?’ and that being the exact same thing Carmen said to David. The difference is Carmen actually did stay to hear the critique. Proud of him. 

I’ll leave it there, because this is so much to process. But thank you for giving me a place to yap about all that. 

Anyways, back to the things YOU wrote because there’s still much to discuss. The freezer scene with Mikey was one I had set up since the beginning, and it really was so crushing in execution. There’s so much love in it, with all three of them being there— And it really just makes the introduction scene from chapter one so much more painful because it felt so familiar to both of them, just without their original Bear.

“I don’t want to choose between her and my career. If that’s what getting a star takes, I don’t want it.” okay I think we’ve been focusing on the wrong love interest for Chip. I see the vision now, and Carmy’s not in it

My master plannnn,,,, i’ve pulled you all in,,,,

The scene with Eva was so cute and then I get hit with “You’re gonna break your neck Mike. I don’t want to plan your funeral.” EVIL “You will not realize he is trying to make things clean and square, until it is too late.” “You think Mikey has a future, still. Mikey knows he doesn’t.” Both of these stabbed me in the chest and I haven’t recovered, just fyi

Yeah i was fucked up for these i have to quote them back to you because i did get a little crazy. A little wild. 

MIKEY KNEWWWW, original CarmTony shipper before they even met frfr. Which, speaking of, as promised, the Mikey Fire thing. ALRIGHT. 

So in Just Dropped, as I said before, there were SO many different routes I was considering, but one of them that I didn’t mention before was that the oven that Chip fixed, once Carmen dropped the ‘you failed Mikey’-- Was going to full flame up. Like that one scene where Carm tried to light a cig and it almost lit his fucking hair on fire? That. 

I ditched this idea, inevitably, because it just felt too much like me fully going ‘yeah ghosts are fucking real’. And I wanted it to be more a choice for the reader whether or not they want to see that as a thing. So instead, there was the expo clock buzzing out for no reason— And if you choose to believe it, it might be Mikey trying to both scare Carmen out of fucking tweaking (painful back massage) and get Carmen to get Chip back out of the parking lot to fix it. Alas, it doesn’t work. But he tried. He also (if you choose to believe it) made the Bear’s logo buzz out. A design you technically helped make. That was just petty older brother shit. I like to think it coincided with Chip at home and the picture frame falling off her wall. 

I like this because it adds context to other random breaks. The toilet spraying water in Tony’s face when she started to think she was nothing, Carmen’s oven breaking when Syd was on the verge of losing it. I like to think the Guy is still the guy. Even dead. 

I’M GLAD THE LAST SCENE WAS MOVING!! The phone call was also one of those scenes that had a lot of different routes, and I’m glad I went with a lot more of a very simple almost sweet and like,,, pedestrian phone call? Like a normal day, almost. And it just makes the rest so much worse because YEAH SHE EXPECTED HIM TO COME OVER. HELL .

Thank you for your review, and thank you so much for reading it and thank you so much for reading THIS god i just spent like an hour yapping. If anyone read this please send me your thoughts on this director’s cut alone honestly just so i know someone read it and i am not yapping into the void THANK YOU LOVE YOU KISSES HOPE THE NEXT ONE IS ALSO GOOD HOPEFULLY

[scenedenial]

how do you think Sydney would be as a mom???

-would completely freak out when she gets pregnant — it would take her a long time to get used to the idea of being a mom

-eats american cheese with marshmallow fluff while pregnant

-paints zoo animals on the walls of the nursery in her maternity overalls

-keeps working until week 38 which everybody hates but no one can say anything to convince her to stop

-begs for an epidural the instant she goes into labor

-has a baby girl

-but refuses to buy pink clothes — richie can’t help it though so they have a whole closet full of tutus and onesies that say shit like princess and daddy’s little cupcake

-her daughter is named after her mom :”(

-richie reads all the mommy blogs; sydney thinks everyone on them is fucking stupid

-takes the baby to the restaurant to meet everyone — tina threatens to keep her

-always says the only baby she likes is her own

-goes back to work as soon as she can; richie happily accepts his role as stay at home dad

-talks to her kid like an adult (dude, i just fed you and your diaper is literally brand new, what’s the issue)

-forces everyone at the restaurant to look at 10000 identical baby photos on her phone

-is usually the calm parent but absolutely loses her mind the first time the baby bangs her head

-co-opts carmy to help her develop homemade baby food recipes

[erins-quinn]

lil bear under here

I could do a whole fucking dissertation on why season three of a show is ALWAYS the most polarizing because it’s the one where show runners take the most risks that either connect with the audience big time or alienates them big time. without fail!!

I think, well right now I’m trying to absorb everything but I think that I’m not as miffed as others might be because like nothing happened? like stuff did but also no? like carmy and richie didn’t resolve shit, barely spoke beside screaming at each other actually. carmy and syd barely spoke (though the breadcrumbs we got idk those were delicious I GOT HER FULL NAMING HIM SHE SAID CARMEN *SIGH* among other things that were really romantic soulmate-y!!) and just did their half conversation staring contest thing, and carmy and nat also hardly spoke. there were a lot of important conversations but also not in the way that shit needed to be aired out and it wasn’t.

I liked the character study this season, that I will say for sure. the bottle like episodes were touching, and tina’s episode,,, my fucking god liza, ayo come get your emmy’s, but something is still missing and it’s the truth! between carm and syd, carm and rich, carm and nat! literally pushing everyone away. ik that’s the point but my god.

so besides the fact that there were too many half conversations and unfinished stuff, I’m dissatisfied. mhm. but as upset as I expected to be given my horrible relationship with third seasons? no. at least not right now lol that could change, it has before.

carmen is being such a shit, but I know he does love sydney and I really wish she’d told him so we could see him actually faced with losing her. and! cant believe he got away with the menu change thing bc he is actively fueling their demise review wise and financially. I love him very much but he’s being a fucking brat!

syd deserves the world, she deserves recognition and while I’m appreciative they express that concern for her I need it resolved. like yesterday. she cannot keep doing this and if she needs to leave she should go, and carmen should be on his knees begging for her to stay. he has a heart, he’s not taking the credit on purpose but still. in her position it’s a big deal. if they had a conversation he’d know (that’s where fic comes in WINK)

anyways I’m relieved overall. def the weakest but 10000% nothing fanfiction cannot fix. we’re not done here yet so let’s see if carmy can one day be the man sydney deserves, because fuck we all can see she wants him lmao. and him? he’s already gone.

[eeclare]

EVEN MORE Bob’s Burgers headcannons because I can’t stop myself

Tina is the only one with green eyes, it’s a recessive gene on Linda’s side of the family

Gayle also has green eyes and was convinced for the first few years of Tina’s life that she was somehow Gayle’s child(?) she’s not mentally well, guys

Linda and Gene have blue eyes!

And ofc Louise and Bob have dark brown eyes lol Louise will forever look like Bob

Tina is a Hello Kitty girly change my mind

J-Ju is secretly very protective of Andy and Ollie

When Gene gets a phone, he finds out that the Purbo game is an app and he becomes obsessed with it all over again

Louise gives in to the squishmallow craze and has quite a few

Louise is also heavy into anime. She really enjoys Naruto (because that’s the easiest one to find) and Chainsaw Man the most right now but she watches a LOT of them

Gene and Tina get bored one summer and spend the whole break watching those bad Spanish soap operas on TV (with a little K-drama mixed in there for good measure, thanks to Louise)

Gene is 10000% Twitter famous and he advertises it all the time

Like genuinely Twitter famous it’s amazing

At some point Bob let’s Louise get a pet mouse/rat lol

As long as she promises to keep it up in the apartment

Which she never does lmao she takes it with her everywhere

Gayle has premature hearing loss and wears a hearing aid (rarely, she’s convinced someone’s listening to her through it so she doesn’t wear it often)

Tina gets Louise a star necklace one year for her birthday. It’s pretty good quality and Louise NEVER takes it off

Bob is a hardcore Bikini Kill fan and would sing Rebel Girl to Louise as a lullaby

Louise has a beauty mark under her left eye!

Bob says goodnight to the kids individually, every night, without fail. If he’s not there, he will literally call them and make each of them say goodnight to him before bed

Louise also has a gap between her front teeth!

Louise’s hair gets weirdly curly when she hits puberty lol like Linda has wavy hair sure, but they never expected any of their kids to have curls like Louise does

[patchesjam]

tina’s flirting with this girl on the team with -10000 rizz lmao she’s just said hi about three times now lmao

[sheetbashed]

billy ( oops i slipped )

[NSFW] put a name in my inbox and my muse will answer:

How interested they are in having sex with them:

10/10 but is anyone really surprised? the whole town wanted him

How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them:

we love a do it for free kind of queen lol

If they would rather bottom or top them:

i cannot see her topping billy, unless they do it real gentle and sweet like. which ... should.

How good they think they would be:

10000/10

If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them:

all three. back to back to back please and thanks.

If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: 

fuc.king for suuuure. but then whoops surprise, where'd all that soft passion come from one random day?

If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick:

Same answer as Steve's. He'd never go for it and Tina thinks that would be hot idk haha

If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen:

since day one, she knew what she wanted alright. and she's gonna get it. you saw his as.s in those jeans.

[olexxorodnixxsxyswifxx]

[ Tina Karol ], you will need to exclude 200 persons, except those who currently have immunity, and you will have to do this within next 10000 hours, you can do this on my behalf.

You can't exclude first Taylor Swift Horodnitskii and first Ariana Grande Horodnitskii.

This is an order.

[yo-sostenible]

La frecuencia con la que los animales voladores, sean aves, insectos o murciélagos, agitan sus alas es proporcional a la raíz cuadrada de su masa corporal dividida por el área alar. Investigadores daneses han dado con esta fórmula, que también se puede aplicar para animales nadadores como las ballenas y los pingüinos. Datos de la frecuencia del batir de alas o aletas de diversos animales frente a la raíz cuadrada de la masa corporal dividida por el área del ala o aleta. / Jensen et al./PLOS ONE Por Enrique Sacristán La capacidad de volar ha evolucionado de forma independiente en distintos grupos de animales. Para minimizar la energía necesaria, los biólogos esperaban que hubiera un patrón en la frecuencia con la que las distintas especies baten las alas, pero encontrar una descripción matemática común a todas resultaba difícil. Ahora, investigadores de la Universidad de Roskilde (Dinamarca) lo han conseguido. En la revista de acceso abierto PLOS ONE presentan una ecuación universal que describe la frecuencia del batido alar en aves, insectos y murciélagos, e incluso en animales nadadores como las ballenas, a pesar de su diferente tamaño, historia evolutiva y forma de sus estructuras alares o natatorias. Una de las autoras, Tina Hecksher, explica a SINC la esencia de esta fórmula, derivada de principios físicos: “La frecuencia del batir de alas (f) es proporcional a la raíz cuadrada de la masa (m) del animal dividida por el área (A) del ala o aleta”. En la versión completa de la ecuación también se incluyen otros parámetros como la intensidad del campo gravitatorio y la densidad del aire. Versión simple de la ecuación universal (izquierda), donde la frecuencia (f) del batido alar es proporcional a la raíz cuadrada de la masa del animal dividida por el área del ala o aleta. A la derecha, la formula completa, donde también se incluye la intensidad del campo gravitatorio (g), un valor adimensional llamado C (que describe la forma, movimiento y otras características de las alas) y la densidad del aire (ρair). / Jensen et al./PLOS ONE “Hemos descubierto que todos los animales voladores siguen esta proporcionalidad con aproximadamente el mismo coeficiente –subraya–. Además, con una extensión de esta fórmula a los animales nadadores se demuestra que siguen la misma relación universal (cuando se corrige la flotabilidad y la diferencia entre la densidad del aire y del agua). No hay ninguna fórmula más simple físicamente significativa que pueda describir la frecuencia del ‘aleteo’ en los animales voladores o nadadores”. Los autores comprobaron la exactitud de su ecuación con los datos publicados sobre las frecuencias del batir de alas de abejas, polillas, libélulas, escarabajos, mosquitos, murciélagos y aves de distintos tamaños, desde colibríes hasta cisnes. También lo confirmaron con información sobre las frecuencias en el movimiento de aletas en pingüinos y varias especies de ballenas, como las jorobadas y las mulares del norte. Los resultados de 414 animales, desde estos grandes cetáceos hasta los pequeños mosquitos, que difieren en casi un factor 10000 en la frecuencia de la agitación de las alas y las aletas, caen en la misma línea de la gráfica que han representado. “Como físicos, nos sorprendió ver lo bien que funciona nuestra sencilla predicción de la fórmula del batido de las alas para una colección tan diversa de animales”, apuntan los autores. Movimiento de alas en el mayor animal volador Por último, calcularon que un pterosaurio extinguido (Quetzalcoatlus northropi) –el mayor animal volador jamás conocido– pudo mover sus alas de 10 metros cuadrados a una frecuencia de 0,7 hercios o veces por segundo. “La ecuación, junto a los datos empíricos, ofrece una receta para calcular la frecuencia del batido alar dada una masa y una superficie alar específicas”, destaca Hecksher, y aunque no está pensada para animales no voladores o nadadores pone el ejemplo de cómo se aplicaría en nuestra especie: ...

[ayngels-sunbook]

I didn't know people were saying this & my opinion is completely unwarranted but I 10000% want more eggs. Like imagine if there are eggs for each player (That wants one/sticks to the server) LIKE IMAGINE ONE WITH MOUSEY'S HORNS /Demon like appearance!! Or one with a green collared shirt like tubbos skin! Or- one with rivers head speaker thing! Or Niki / Tinas cat ears!!! :D idk why but this makes me so happy 😭😭😭

People on Twitter and in twitch chats being like “god please no more eggs” yet tubbo has been periodically asking when the eggs get on all stream today, dropped everything he was doing to find them when Pomme and richas got on, rivers asking if she could have Ramon when she bumped into him and Fit, now she’s taking richas and saying that she hasn’t got much but she’ll give him the world and Tina and mousey calling the eggs “the babies” the moment they met them like you think they wouldn’t have all been completely on board if they’d been given an egg 🙄