#10/11/24
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project-deity · 26 days ago
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"I'm chris redfield and I'm here to make the residents stop being evil" - very real re9 leaks
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 26 days ago
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Imagine breaking the news about the seraphim to King
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You: I have bad news
King: [let's out a pained sigh] what could be worse than my race being revealed to the world, Kaido losing a fight, our empire falling, losing my wing, and being imprisoned by the very people my boss oppressed?
You: so we just heard from Luffy, and apparently. Vegapunk used the samples that he collected from you all those years ago.
King: [ throws back his head and cries] Fuck!
Queen: What'd he use them for? I had opted for cloning the skin samples to create a fleshy exoskeleton for a cyborg.
You: he made Lunarian cyborg clone-babies of some of the warlords.
Queen: oh! Cyborg Clones, huh? I had personally voted we use the skin samples we collected to create a skin for a mech, but cyborg clones never really occurred to me.
Jack: [guffaws] which ones?
King: [scrunches his eyes closed, crosses his fingers and whispers] not Moira, not Moira, please not Moira.
You: Kuma, Mihawk, Jinbe, and Boa Hancock.
King: how is that so much worse! Boa and Mihawk were intense enough as humans. And Kuma and Jinbe were strong enough due to their own species!
You: from what Nami said, they look around 8 or 9 years old. Vegapunk was kind enough to include pictures and details. [Holds out the package]
King: [can't stand the sight of the files, so he looks at the pictures first and sees they all look like normal photos a parent might take.] These are posed photos, aren't they?
You: most likely
Queen: [peeks over his shoulder] oh Boa is still beautiful as a child. Which makes sense, seeing as she's gorgeous as an adult.
Everyone in the room: [ ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ]
King: [holds up a flaming fist] Kaido isn't here to protect you from me anymore.
Jack: [gives Queen a menacing look]
Queen: OH, NO! Not like that! NO!
No one in the room: [believes him]
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A week later
You: hey King, so uh, I was wrong.
King: [pinches the bridge of his nose] please, don't.
You: There are other seraphims than the ones I told you about.
Queen: Figures
King: ... There's a Moira seraphim, isn't there?
You: [gives him a pinched smile] yeah, there's a Doflamingo, and a Crocodile seraphim too.
King: a Dofla-! That bastard! Mixing my genes with Moira of all people is bad enough, and to mix in a celestial dragon, especially Doflamingo, is even worse!
Jack: maybe Doflamingo was cute as a kid?
You: Ehh, no. I wanted to punch Doflamingo as an adult, but I want to punch him even more as a child.
King:[notices you are carrying more files] are those the new one's files?
You: yeah.
King: [braces himself and sighs] alright let me see.
You: you're taking this news better than I thought you would. [hands him the files]
Queen & Jack: [huddle closer to get a look]
Jack: [sees the pictures] oh god
Queen: how does Crocodile look more dower as a child?
King: [holds up the pictures of the Moira and Doflamingo seraphim's] these two are my least favorite.
You: Parents aren't supposed to have favorites.
King: ugh, don't call me that, please.
Queen: would you prefer Papa?
King: [pushes him away by his face] shut up
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conniesblueboys · 25 days ago
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David Vassegh: "Kiké, what changed this series?"
Kiké Hernández: "Uh... the fact that the last two games we scored more runs than them?"
David Vassegh: "Okay, sounds good!"
(link)
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dearestlyrics · 25 days ago
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if i chase you away
i’m back to chasing tail
running circles after what was real
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5 Positive Things 10/11/24
My Covid symptoms are fully gone now
I took a midday nap
Watched some cool clips of different Cab Calloway performances in class
Got mango milk tea after class
No rehearsal tonight so I’m looking forward to going to bed a little early
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lonely-journal-keeper · 26 days ago
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The fact that there is not a hot girl sitting in my lap and kissing me stupid is actually homophobic
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pomegranatekissesx · 26 days ago
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Whenever I catch a glimpse of my reflection, I can’t help but pause…There is a hidden beauty within me that I’ve only noticed up until today..I can’t help but stare
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cobblestone-butch · 25 days ago
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etho: did you see my little bee? ^-^
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jtl-fics · 22 days ago
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TBD!
10/9/24 WIP Wednesday (Closed) | TBD AU
Andrew looks up and he remembers what that burn looked like when it was fresh and he peeled the bandage off in a dingy motel room. Andrew remembers how those lips feel when they’re pressed against his. Andrew remembers how that hair feels when he runs his hand through it at all levels of washed and unwashed. Andrew remembers the warmth in those eyes whenever they had landed on Andrew. Andrew remembers how that sweat tastes on his tongue. Andrew remembers that deodorant.
Andrew remembers Neil Josten.
He even remembers how he forgot him even if he doesn’t understand how he could.
“Andrew, it’s going to be okay.” Neil promises, holding his head still and Andrew remembers that it’s the exact same thing he’d done last time. Andrew vaguely wonders if it’s bad he’s relieved that even the desperation and fear in Neil’s eyes is the same as the last time, that Neil still feels this much for him. Another part of him is irritated that his brother was right - Neil Josten does love him so much that he’s fucking stupid about it.
That’s fine though.
Neil’s in good company.
Andrew’s the idiot who forgot about Neil.
“The medics are here.” Andrew hears Smith’s voice off to the side but when he tries to turn his head to look at his teammate Neil holds his head straight. “Don’t try to move Andrew, you took a hard hit.” Smith kneels down and comes within Andrew’s line of sight.
Andrew can’t focus on much else other than drinking in the sight of Neil, he saw him 5 minutes ago but it also feels like 5 years at the same time.
“Abram.” He says the name that Neil’s only given to him.
He holds on just long enough to his consciousness to see Neil recognize him.
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f1archives · 16 days ago
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Kevin Magnussen attending the Energy Tech Summit in Berlin - 11/10/24
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is-hinata-good-today · 25 days ago
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october 11th, 2024
hinata is the dictionary definition of perfect today!!!
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beesbeesbees42 · 8 months ago
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Every instance of One I could find in the new episode!!!
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mikeywayarchive · 1 year ago
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mikeyway: See you all next year @whenwewereyoungfest! Let’s make some Mmrs 🖤🖤🖤 📸 @elliottxingham
[Nov 13, 2023]
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hearts4pearlescentmoon · 7 months ago
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WELCOME EVERYBODY TO LIFE IN THE WORLD TO COME
I drew some shit
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Close ups under cut
Find book:
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Life in the world pt 2:
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Chris dunne won’t go to therapy:
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Stuffed and wet Santa ft the sun:
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Jordan Peterson won’t go to therapy:
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(Is climate spelt wrong, yes. Do I care to fix it, no)
and saving the best for last
the eulogy of Bobby sugar bones:
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Sleep well my boy
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musicxtrollhunters · 6 days ago
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Day 3:
ON THE FLOOR x Clare nuñez
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royalarchivist · 1 year ago
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Etoiles: [Typing in chat] Should I use dark metal, Federation? I stay roleplay. Tubbo: How do you get in there? Etoiles: I don't know! Aypierre: Oh– hello, Code! Tubbo: You got three! Etoiles: ...WHAT?! But it's not possible! [Laughs] It's- it's- it's humanly not possible! Like– [Laughs] Uh, ok!
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Etoiles got all that he asked for and more. There are now three codes in the Coliseum, all regenerating health as they fight Etoiles.
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