#10 minutes apart

[bigassbowlingballhead]

What a beautiful way to wake up this morning.

[optimisticmosquito]

What if Shen Yuan was transmigrated into Shang Yuan, youngest son in the merchant Shang family and Shang Qinghua's little brother.

At first Shang Qinghua doesn't put much thought into it. He never did write much of a backstory for the other peak lords, so it makes sense the world has kind of just, written itself? Shang Yuan is several years younger anyways (I'm thinking 7-10 years) so it's not like he has a lot in common with him either. Shang Qinghua even joined CQM when he was barely out of toddlerhood. Shang Qinghua was fully prepared to just slowly fade out of sight and mind in his new family, just like he had in his old one.

Except this kid just really hates his guts? He gets letters regularly from his family, telling him how a-Yuan has been asking about him. But every time he visits the brat just shouts and kicks him around. All out of sight of their parents so he can't even go and complain to them! In their eyes Shang Yuan is their perfect little angel.

Honestly, Shang Qinghua isn't even that surprised the original goods turned into a villain if this was how he grew up. And oops, did he say that out loud? Shang Qinghua peeks down at the rigid brat he's holding under his arm in an attempt to stop him from trying to beat him up. With big eyes the kid turns his head up and whispers "you're a transmigrator too?".

From that day on Shang Qinghua can't help but feel a little bit less lonely, and maybe even a little happy. Who would have thought his number 1 anti fan would transmigrate into his didi! They start writing letters, both complaining about the system, and Shang Qinghua about the sect and his martial siblings. When he starts working for Mobei-jun he tells Shang Yuan everything about it. He even has a reason to go back and visit his family!

Shang Qinhua quickly accepts his responsibility as gege. Helping (or trying to) his little didi grow up to a nice young man and giving tips when Shang Yuan starts cultivating as well. And despite Yuan-di's tsundere behavior, Shang Qinghua knows he has his back as well.

In his own badly written stallion novel, Shang Qinghua finally finds the family he didn't have in the real world.

Now as for pairings. Bingyuan would be hilarious just because I want Shang Qinghua to ask, with a shit eating grin, how long Shang Yuan has been coveting his own nephew. And then for Shang Yuan to try and beat the shit out of him for it.

Jiuyuan would also be an interesting pairing (it can always be a jiuyuan if you're brave enough). Shang Qinghua knows his scum villain is misunderstood and not as bad as the book and rumors portrays him to be. But also he knows Shen Jiu is at least a dozen traumas in a trenchcoat. Does it really have to be his didi helping Shen Jiu deal with all of that? Sure Shang Yuan doesn't seem to mind, but Shang Qinghua also knows his didi makes some really stupid choices if you take your eyes off him. But also he's too much of a coward to say anything to Shen Jiu's face.

Hm, better to keep an eye on that from a distance.

[egberts]

"70% of cat owners let their cats on the counter" Yeah. yeah do you know why they do that? Because the cats won't stay off them 😫 no amount of treats or training has worked for the kittens so far and they've been counter boys for like a month now. they WANT to be up there and fig loves water so the sink calls to him. the leg and ab workout I'm getting from constantly getting up to get one of them down is just ridiculous at this point

[aq2003]

like ok. time lord victorious to me is ten's vanity and egotism bc of course it would not exist without it but it's also his grief and his exponentially compounding loneliness snowballed into a 5-minute delusion that he was on top of the world, he survived everything because he was better, and that meant he could extend that to the people in front of him, that meant he didn't have to stand on the sidelines and watch them die. the time laws dictate that i must be a lonely god? that i must always be the one to outlive those i care about? what if i am actually that. a god. what then.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Bonus tell us why in the tags!

[rwbyrg]

Me everyday thinking about how Ruby would get Oscar to laugh really hard when the latter is too deep in his own emotions to express anything, and it'll mostly involve her trying to be silly or cracking a bad joke.

This boy would laugh so hard even if it's not particularly funny if only because it's an effort made by her specifically, I love these two so much I wanna I wanna scream into a pillow!!!!!!

Oscar has laughed so rarely since his first appearance and all of it has been really reserved...

I think about The Little Prince story and how one of the most important parts of his character, one of the things that lingers with the aviator the longest, is the prince's laugh. And I have to wonder if we'll ever see him actually smile so big or laugh so freely at some point. I have to wonder how Ruby would feel getting to see him so unburdened for once? I think if anyone could get him to laugh like that, she stands a pretty good chance.

[transmechanicus]

Power just got knocked out for the whole university district literally right behind me, i barely escaped walking through my second hurricane this month.

[patty-propaganda-archive]

I FOUND A NEW BIT TO OBSESS OVER

HE HOLDS HER BACK

[touteytout]

its honestly astonishing how almost every update for the sims 4 (a decade old game) still somehow adds a feature that should have been there from the very beginning

[discoveredreality]

having a uterus is so shitty

[rohirric-hunter]

Complication I had not anticipated in my plot to go to the theater tonight: requested an uber but no drivers are picking up the ride

[sicksadsam]

Gene and Anais on Instagram today…

[thepinkhippoinhungryhungryhippos]

one day in astraea = 0.3 minutes on earth and this still devastates me every time

[drowsyanddazed]

i just parallel parked (success on first attempt) (multiple ppl watching me on the streets) someone buy me a drinkkkk

[dionysus-complex]

I am JUST like Odysseus