#could you fucking imagine

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Lautski. Pls.

[lemonylepid]

I keep thinking about a sci-fi post apoc "shadow of the colossus-like" where you have to scale giant war mongering machines from different global weapons companies that have been left on for 100 years to wreak havoc on humanity. As soon as you reach a hatch you also need to navigate the insides, and then just fuck it the hell up. Some have a robot military protecting it, some have internal booby traps, some are in an endless thunderstorm, some you have to navigate the weapons systems from inside tubes and barrels, some have more of a bomb diffusing sequence you need to figure out, some you have to climb buildings around it to base jump onto it, some are just hell to get on.. And you have to take them down as a junk samurai with a superheated tungsten katana that takes time to heat up for more powerful strikes or something.

[suenitos]

guys its tommy

[valleynix]

Reader’s mom birthed reader asexually

good ending: Reader’s mom gave birth to them asexually or through rituals

neutral ending: Reader’s dad passed away when they were really young

secret ending: Miranda took her scientific observations to the next level

[lorepossum]

Everyone was convinced that the Quinn plot was gonna fuck up the Angel/David and Baabe/Asher wedding but now that Quinn’s caught we’re faced with the more terrifying option…

The CLOSEKNIT/MERIDIAN plot fucking up the Shaw wedding….

[cellgatinbo]

just got the scariest program pop-up

[gobliiine]

“How did he find you?”

Suddenly Dorian attacks. Robbie leaves the table and Erika Ishii slides into his spot

[approximateknowledge]

The other day I had a psychic vision of a world where Haruyuki was Kirito and Asuna's son.

That would be a mess.

that would have a lot of incredibly unfortunate consequences yes

but also we know haruyuki's mom and she's definitely not asuna and frankly if his "father" was kirito there's no way there wouldn't be at least some amount of recognition upon seeing graphite edge

like it's literally impossible, and thank fuck for that

[vegetavegetason]

my bf is like “what if i 3d printed a life size vegeta for you” and i was like !!!!!!!!! i like where you’re going but where would we put it ??? and he’s like the ceiling above the bed obviously 😂😂

[rorytelling]

FNAF movie Theory A GAME THEORY:

Mathew Lillard isn't actually playing William Afton and is a blatant misdirect.

William Afton is actually played by Markiplier

[itstimeforstarwars]

After I finished Family Dynamics I told my mom I was worried about how invested I was getting into longer stories especially because my ability to produce chapters had slowed down. I think I said something like "what if it takes me 10 years to finish it??? Everyone else will have moved on!!"

And my mom was like a) it's fucking star wars it's been out for forty years already and b) if you're still having fun with it in ten years literally who gives a shit. And that has been really helpful to remember now that I have been here for four years.

[threateningcloud]

Girls don’t want flowers or diamonds, they want to see Motionless in White and Sleep Token live.

[charaznablescanontoyota]

interstitial infinity prediction: the april fools ep is rereleased as the canonical finale

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[bigassbowlingballhead]

What a beautiful way to wake up this morning.

[leo-kinnie]

IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE:

(Leo became a lawyer to help get custody of Raph and Donnie to Splinter)

the way my jaw dropped

[myimaginarywonderland]

And if the top 3 all crash tomorrow and Kevin leads, then what?