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ok e621's april fools joke this year is pretty good

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I’m obsessed with ep 15 of ohshc not because of anything that actually happens in the episode but because hikaru seems to be wearing three tank tops the whole time

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SCARY alien Isolation Stream AGAIN!!

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Orga, my Av-Matoran (hidden as a Le-Matoran) self-moc

(Idk why my bionicle art looks like Spartans from halo lmao)

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Some horrible nonsense I scribbled earlier this year. I think I drew this cause it’s the year of the dog. Sorry about all the TnA lately.

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Bringing this back

Having a billion dollars is just... Unimaginable. Like, I could, immediately, buy my dream 2 story lake house, a car, furniture for the house and moving fees, driving lessons, therapy for a year, medication, all the food I need to fill my cabinets, and then I'm left with what, still roughly a billion dollars??? Like does money mean anything at that point??? Then I guess I can go on a more aggressive spending spree...

So that's a food truck, paying for the wages of workers, the rights for my food, business paperwork... Okay I just started a small business. Fuck that's only getting me more money, and I still haven't made a dent. Um uhh I buy a boat, a small one because I just need it for my backyard lake. Alright okay. Umm how about a cat patio? Alright that costs literally nothing now what. Make my house fully wheelchair accessible. Pennies in comparison to what I have.

I need to go bigger this is ridiculous.

A local homeless shelter with free and comfortable rooms, clean water, mental health programs and attached free-access food bank? Okay cool that actually made a dent how many more of these can I make.. Holy shit how many?? I can scatter these to cities with major poverty levels and not break a sweat. I've made a minor dent in my single billion dollars and the cool 2 million I put in the bank has an interest rate that can keep me alive for a lifetime so I can literally drain my billion dollars all I want.

Several food locations based on the food truck I made a few weeks ago. Still have money. Filling those food banks I funded to the brim, still have money. Get married. Still have money. Take a honeymoon to Denmark to see the lego museum. Still have money. Get bottom surgery. Still have money. Give a cool million dollars to each of my close friends and family. I still have money. Find clean water and food solutions for impoverished countries? I probably still have money. I've paid all of this in cash and up front. I literally don't understand.

I have no instinct to keep a billion dollars, let alone 44 billion or 100 billion. I don't comprehend why you want to save it up. You can literally live a beautiful, loving and perfect life for a drop of it, and save billions of people with the rest. Live your dreams, conquer your hindrances, help everyone you know. I literally can't understand saving it. Especially when you've created a successful company and *you're just getting more.*

People who have this much money, and don't do any of this with it, are absolutely without a doubt evil. Billionaires are not your friend, and I have no idea why you'd think otherwise unless they're legitimately, tangibly helping people as fast as possible with as much money as possible.

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@lemonylepid as a cocktail pin-up girl

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BEHOLD Lemony 3.5! Featuring more sparkles, glow in the dark areas, minor bumpmapping, repaired geometry, reworked expressions, and more effective spring/dynamic bones! Let me know what you think!

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SO CUTE

@lemonylepid fanart based on truck driving stream from Monday.

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WE'RE BROKE FUNDRAISER!!

Hey everyone, I'll be streaming Minecraft over the next 5 days where I will be trying to raise some money. If you can help I'd really appreciate it, so tell your friends and come find me on Twitch @ www.twitch.tv/lemonylepid Sat 11am-7pm EST Sun-Tue 1pm-6pm EST Wed 10am-6pm EST

"Boyfriend lost his job! I can't get hired where I live because I'm transgender! The government is doing some real shit stuff and we need some backup money in case my boyfriend can't find anything! Only give if you can!"

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here is the pega game I've been working on! https://xangelcatx.itch.io/pegagame

It works on your phone or computer! Use your finger or wasd keys to move pega around and you can get fruits and wear clothes and clean up blood! yay

I'm still working on it and adding things to it but the link is public now so everyone can play :3

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anticommission

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Commissions are currently OPEN.

Toa/Humanoid/fullsize furry - $65

Matoran/smaller characters - $40

Multiple characters - +$15 per

High detail - +$15

DM me on any platform! I have 4 spots open! See images below for additional details and price breakdowns!

[Full squad of Humanoid Machine Heroes. That would be $65 for the initial plus $15 for every extra character. It'd stack up to $140 for all 6 characters.]

[A drawing of a matoran couple. That would be $40 for the initial plus $15. The flowers/vines result in an extra $15 for high detail. (sometimes I waive this charge) Totalling to $70.]

[This is a single humanoid with extra detail with the gun and intricate armor although it's only a single charge. That would be $65 plus $15. That makes $80.]

[Here are more examples of previous works. A Skakdi, a Steltian, three sets of Matoran, and then two more Toa.]

I need more variety in my portfolio so if you'd take a chance with me I'd love to give drawing your OC a try!

Here are some extra sketches. I don't do paid sketches but I feel like my doodles are worth giving for examples.

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In my "oh my God I don't care" era

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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"Somebody once told me that knowledge is a sharper weapon than a sword. Before I charge into a fight, I could use a little more of that." — Toa Lesovikk to Sarda, Dreams of Destruction

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!!!

I'll Let You Choose

You stumble into my little abode, and you can feel the magic in the room and from my voice. You blink and you find yourself sitting in a comfortable armchair across from me, and I'm holding up a hand mirror to you. I ask a simple question:

"What form will it be, this time?"

If there's any variation on the above, I would love to know in the tags or your reblogs. After all, I can't be transforming you into a form you don't want now, can I?