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[dystopicjumpsuit]

AER;GIH;LKSDFGLJ ;SH; Why didn't somebody tell me I forgot to unpause my queue??????????

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[cloudymistedskies]

*pokes you then runs away* ≽^•⩊•^≼ ₊˚⊹♡

*Watches you explode cause poking me means that you'll explode in 3...*

[prosopagn0sis-a]

Multiple bingos heehee

are you fate's type?

you forgot to check "extremely stupid".

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[littleeyesofpallas]

Goddamnit I fell down a rabbit hole of Japanese clothes in my attempts to character build a bunch of NPCs for this L5R campaign that I have no players for, and I can feel my focus waning like my brain has wandered off into the fringes of my hyper focus' wireless range and it's getting spotty. Trying to catch the focus before it's all gone like sand thru my fingers.

(I know it's not of any real consequence because again there's not a real campaign or party of players on the other side of this, so no big loss really.. But I was hoping if I had something ready to go roping some folks in would be easier 🥲)

[yutamayo]

The house in on fire. Geto sprinted outside before rubble blocked the exit. Everyone else at the dinner party is injured, panicking, as smoke is steadily billowing inside the room. You notice air wafting through human sized hole beneath an overturned cabinet. Flames crackle higher and hotter, spreading with unholy speed. You only have moments.

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[gordonstanheight]

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

[mushiver]

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2

[kedreeva]

I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend

She thinks I'm joking

But I'm ready

[junglejim4322]

Something that I have noticed is I know almost nobody my age that goes to a food pantry. I know people who regularly run out of money for food and in general have to eat an unsuitable diet because that’s what they can afford and they still don’t go to a food bank, im not sure if it’s because they’re embarrassed or maybe if you didn’t grow up going you don’t know much about it but if you’re financially struggling I really recommend it. And look into other options for food assistance too like community fridges and gardens and other programs that can assist you, where I live Salvation Army pays for an allotted amount of grocery delivery for low income people every month, in the summer farmers take excess produce to the library to be taken by anyone who needs it, etc. There are a LOT of resources for free food that you can look into especially if you are literally not eating because of your financial situation

[sarasa-cat]

[stillsundazed]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW HE SAW MEL AND IMMEDIATELY ASSUMED ZAGREUS TRANSITIONED LMAOOOO

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[edgy-senju]

Episode 8 was so fun!

Also angel Pentious would absolutely complain that he misses his Eggs at least 10 times a day.

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[southernsolarpunk]

I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this