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An Alan Becker-verse experimental comic
No, that wouldn't kill The Chosen One. If it was that easy, everything would be over in year 2006. The Chosen One's POV of a related story is here.
Why is the art style changes every panel? It is experimental. Sorry.
There is a mistake, the 64 MB flash drive was from 20 years ago, not 10. I stumbled upon "Look at this flash drive from 10 years ago.", and it turns out the post is also from 10 years ago.
The glasses shape change is intentional. In reality, Alan is wearing round framed glasses, but from The Chosen One's perspective, the screen reflection made them believe the glasses were always a pair of rectangles. Use that information as you will.
I might tell you all the details. This has a lot of subtle hints and backstories. If you ask
It is mainly from Teenager Alan "noogai3" Becker's point of view.
Happy New Year.
#alan becker#ava#animator vs animation#ava/m#ava the chosen one#character alanbecker#noogai#cartoon violence#spider#mario64 reference#pannenkoek2012 reference#0.5x A press#Misaligned QPU#ava programmer021#comic#wdragon work#ava tco
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21 - Chris Sturniolo
summary: when you recieve a unusual call from chris, you realise he’s got blackout drunk on his 21st birthday. you’re forced to go pick him up and take care of him in his interesting state..
contains: fluff, mentions of alcohol, bestfriend!chris, mentions of throwing up (no detail whatsoever), a lot of chaos
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11:36pm
i yawn as i shuffle around in bed, my warm covers wrapped around me as i scroll through instagram,
suddenly my phone starts to ring,
‘incoming call from ‘chrizzzzyy’
i pick up the phone, pressing it to my ear as chris instantly starts,
“you know you’re so beautiful, like soo gorgeous.” he mumbles into the phone, his words slurred.
there’s faint chatter in the background, along with heavy music.
“chris? you okay?” i ask, my eyebrows knitting together with confusion.
“i need you- like how a baby bird needs its mama” he groans, followed by a loud laugh.
i giggle, “chris what is wrong with you!”
the realisation hits.
chris turned 21 today, i couldn’t make it to his party due to work, but for fucks sake, this kid is drunk.
“oh my god- chris you got drunk? i thought you said you wouldn’t!” i say frantically,
“uh factually i am not drunk- i think you’ll find.” he fumbles over his words,
“can you come.” he follows up.
i scoff, “christopher- it is midnight, where are you?”
he pauses for a moment, before i hear him chatter to someone else,
“yo- where am i, my girl wants to know” he mumbles to a friend i assume,
he shortly gets back to me “i’m at home, but i want to be at your home.”
i nod with a small huff, “god, i’ll come get you now, just wait on the curb and don’t go on the road whatever you do.”
he almost giggles, “you sound like my mommy.”
i groan before hanging up,
i heave myself out of bed, knowing i’m about to have to collect my best friend in his state.
i grab my keys and fix my hair before walking downstairs, creaking open the door.
the cold night hair hits me hard, i shiver as i jog up to my car, swinging open the car door.
i instantly speed off down the street.
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10 minutes later i arrive at his street, the pebbles crunch under my tires as i slowly drive to his house.
chris shoots up from his sat position on the side walk, giving me a huge grin.
i pull up beside him, reaching over and opening the door.
“hey baby.” he grins, flopping down in the passenger seat,
“chris.” i warn, reaching over and buckling him in.
“how much have you had to drink?” i ask, looking over at him.
he hesitates before shrugging, “shit- ‘prolly like 20 or something.”
i pause, “20 of what.”
he shrugs again, “couldn’t tell ya sweet cheeks.”
i throw my head back, with a small laugh.
“come- come sit on my lap” he grins, his eyes half shut, patting his lap.
“chris! i am not your girlfriend.” i remind him, his face drops
“you’re- you’re breaking up with me!?” he raises his voice
“we were never dating” i point out, his eyes water.
“are you seriously gonna cry?” i laugh,
he nods with a small pout, “my girl, my one and only is dumping me-“
i lean over the centre console and give him a hug,
i hold back laughs as i pull out my phone, putting it on 0.5x and holding it up.
“tell me what’s wrong chris.” i grin,
“you- you’re breaking up with me!” his words are slurred as he throws a mini tantrum.
“you’re my babe, my hot little babe.” he sighs,
“oh my god chris”. i laugh, putting my phone down and starting the car,
i roll down the windows for him as i attempt to explain that fact that i am NOT his girlfriend, and never had been.
he sits up on his knees and attempts to make a break for it out the window, he sticks his arms and head out the window.
i reach over and grab his shirt, pulling him back in before rolling up the window
“chris! no!”
he mumbles something vaguely before looking over at me,
“we hooking up tonight right?” he blurts out so causally.
“shit i bet you could give me the best-“ he starts but i clamp a hand over his mouth.
“chris.. anything you say tonight you will regret.” i warn him with a smile.
“but- but you’re so pretty!” he protests,
i pull into my driveway, hopping out the car before walking over to chris’s side.
i open the door and he jumps out, stumbling over onto the grass.
“oh no chris.” i sigh, grabbing his underarms and picking him up.
he wraps his legs around my lower back and burys his head into my shoulder.
i carry him up the driveway with small huffs,
i fiddle with my keys before unlocking the door, chris is practically a koala bear, clinging to me as i heave us upstairs.
i finally enter my room before dropping him on the bed.
i switch on the light and take a good look at him,
“like what you seee.” he grins with a stupid lip bite,
he looks white as a sheet, my eyes widen as i grab his hand.
i run him into the bathroom.
“i’m gonna throw up.” he mumbles,
“oh god oh god.” i whine, helping him into the shower.
i stand outside the shower as i frantically try to unbutton his shirt, pulling it off of him.
i unbuckle his belt and tug it off, discarding it out the bathroom floor.
i unbutton his shorts for him, guiding them down his legs, leaving him in his boxers.
“look- you get your boxers off and just try not to throw up for another minute.”
he giggles as he tugs his boxers down, i slide the shower curtain across and take a deep breath as i sit on the toilet lid.
he reaches a hand out of the shower curtain, holding his boxers.
“just drop them i’m not touching that.” i groan,
he drops them in the pile of clothes before i hear a small-
“oh shit.”
i reach into the shower and turn it on cold, trying to drown out the sounds of chris..
i hear some deep breaths from behind the curtain,
“y/n!!!! i threw up!!!” he calls out,
“that’s okay! just get clean in the shower for me!” i tell him,
he sounds panicked, “hey, the alcohol is better out then in sweetie.” i tell him,
he laughs in response, “you’re righhhtt!”
i scoff, waiting for him to finish up,
my eyes widen as chris goes silent, “chris! you better not be peeing in my shower i swear to god-“ i start but he cuts me off with a loud giggle.
i throw my head into my hands,
“oopsie daisy’s.” he doesn’t stop laughing.
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after 45 minutes of chris yapping my ear off, i finally got him changed and in my bed.
“and then guess what he said, he said that he was gonna fight me if i didn’t give him my drink, like just admit you’re a alcoholic!” he rambles on about his night.
“lay down for me.” i tell him as he sits on my matress.
he flops down on my mattress, his head hitting the pillow.
i lean over the bed and tug up the covers over him.
i move his hair off his forehead with my hand then place a kiss to his forehead.
he yawns loudly before whining,
“where are you going!”
i scoff, “i’m gonna sleep on the couch chris.”
he huffs, “but we sleep together all the time!”
i roll my eyes, “that’s when there’s no risk of you throwing up on me”
he kicks his legs, “i promise i won’t!”
i hesitate before giving in, jumping into bed beside him.
he smiles stupidly before wrapping his arms around me, tugging me into his side.
i usually wouldn’t let him cuddling me slide, but i guess he’s not gonna remember it tomorrow.
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10:23am
i stir awake, chris’s arms still wrapped right around my waist.
he groans, waking up aswell.
“why am i cuddling you” he laughs tiredly,
“do you remember anything that happened last night?” i ask, sitting up in bed.
“not really.” he smiles, rubbing his eyes.
i reach over him and grab my phone, opening up the camera roll.
“you had a long love confession to me.” i giggle, his face drops.
“what?” he asks panicked, i give him my phone
he presses play, letting the video play outloud.
“you’re breaking up with me!? you’re my babe, my hot little babe”
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#anthy&tea#I love his videos bad but I always come out with more questions than answers#0.5x A Presses was crazy....
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when you take pictures in his phone
character(s) : sae, rin, kaiser
warning(s) : none
a/n : this is another repost from my old acc!!
SAE ITOSHI
usually, sae itoshi would be pissed off if someone touched his posessions without his permission
but with you, it’s a different story
maybe it’s partially his fault for inviting you out for dinner after his practice session
he shouldn’t have asked you to come to along with him knowing full well you would get bored
but he did, and that’s how he ends up scrolling through his photo album, dozens of selfies of you fill the 3x3 layout
if it’s anyone else, sae will not hesitate to insult their…photography techniques and immediately delete the photos
but this is you, his long-time friend and maybe—sae wishes in his heart— something even more than that
he looks up at you with a deadpan expression, trying to formulate the words to tell you off, but he doesn’t have the spirit to do that
“y/n, what is this?” he starts
“well, y’know, i got bored so i decided to pass time by messing with your phone. i didn’t get the chance to delete the pics but you can delete them now,” you admit
sae feels his heart drop for making you feel guilty about something seemingly harmless. but to be fair, he has no rizz doesn’t know how to react to situations like these, you are simply too cute
from the look your face, sae knows you think he’s mad at you when in fact, it’s quite the opposite
he finds your pictures stunning. you are softly smiling in them, sometimes even winking playfully
the poses and hand gestures in the photos are iconic, although the 0.5x zooms are his favorites
he has to resist the urge to set one as his lockscreen (but sadly you two were only friends for now)
sae decides, that one day he would tell you his feelings but until then he’ll continue giving you…hints
“why would i delete those pics? you look cute,” he locks his phone and stuff it in his pocket
sae’s decision to keep the pics is final as he beckons you out of the facility and into his car
you follow along with a blushing face and a stuttering heart
and oh- is that a smile on his face?
RIN ITOSHI
rin is scowling when he catches you red-handed as you take selfies on his phone
in your defense, it’s a joke, and you are planning on deleting the pictures
you’re good friends with rin, and naturally, you assume it’s okay for you to do that. you do that to all your other friends all the time, so there shouldn’t be a problem with rin, right?
you’re midway through pressing the round button for another selfie when you feel a presence next to you
you don’t even need to turn your head to know who it is, considering rin’s black hair is in the frame of the camera
you hurriedly put down the phone and immediately start to select the previously taken photos with the intent of deleting them
“what are you doing?” he questions as he peers down at your administrations
you regret your previous actions, considering this is itoshin rin, the most blunt person you know.
perhaps he doesn’t find this as funny or casual as you think he will
“i’m deleting these photos, sorry for invading your privacy,” you unconsciously pouts and he notices it
“what? hey, no, don’t do that,” he snatches his phone away from your grip
“why not? you’re obviously upset,” you gesture towards the scowl on his face
“i’m not upset, i just have a resting bitch face,” he clarifies, not daring to look at your face.
“it’s just…if you do this again, i want to take pics with you, too.”
“oh,” you raised your eyebrows, dumbfounded
OH. MY. GOD. HE WANTS TO WHAT???
“so you wanna take pics with me, huh?” a smug expression appears on your face.
rin stares back unimpressed
“i’m deleting these pics,” he selects all the pictures threateningly
“no don’t!!!” it was your turn to stop him now
MICHAEL KAISER
kaiser loves to tease you at any chance he gets
so when he catches you taking selfies on his phone, he is ready to make an embarassment out of you
but considering he’s head over heels for you himself, he thinks maybe he won’t embarrass you too much and let you off the hook for once
and besides, you’re quite bold for taking the michael kaiser’s phone and filling it with pictures of yourself, if he isn’t intrigued by you before, he definitely is now
so when you hear kaiser’s laid back tone calliing for your attention, you immediately hide his phone away from view, hoping that you would be able to delete your pics in time
but kaiser is faster, and he easily snatches the phone away from your seemingly vice grip
“daring to take pictures of yourself on my phone, i see?” he smirks and you so desperately want to wipe it off his face
“just delete those pics then,” you retort back knowing full well you’re in the wrong
“i never said anything about not liking them,” he teases, handing the phone back to you
“since you wanna take pics so much, let’s take one together,” he continues after seeing the perplexed look on your face
your eyes widen but you obey nonetheless, extending your arm to capture both of you in the frame
meanwhile, kaiser takes this opportunity to make you more flustered than you already are
he gingerly wraps his arms around you waist and pulls you close and proceeds to hide his face in the crook of your neck
the only thing visible to the camera was his side profile and the cocky smirk that still adorns his face
the proximity made you nervous and you hope he doesn’t make out your quickened heartbeat
you could feel kaiser’s hot breath on your collarbones and since when did his cologne smell so good???
“are you gonna take the picture or not?” he speaks up, breaking your train of thought
“of course i am,” you clear your throat
you internally hold your breath as you snap a pic and try to detangle yourself from kaiser right after
“hey, where are you going? i never told you to take just one,” kaiser holds you back in place
the way he looks at you tells you everything you need to know : he’s already figured out your little crush on him, hasn’t he?
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hello love, hope u are having a good day ^^
what are you thoughts about boyfriend!anton?
# HIM AS YOUR BOYFRIEND ; ANTON edition.
⚝ bf!anton x gn!reader | fluff | bf au ⚝ note ; im honestly really mentally exhausted... but don't worry! i'll be fine when i go to sleep after this :) ty for asking and requesting anon, i hope u like this!
anton is not like other boys!!!
he's never trying to be cool or manly
he's confident and happy with himself
also the most mature and sweetest guy you've ever met
so talented too!!!!
literally impossible for you to not fall head over heels for him
he's such a sentimental person :(
wants to keep a little memento from each date
and he will keep literally anything
receipts from dinner with you, movie tickets from watching barbie together, a pressed flower from a walk in the park with you
also keeps all the letters and notes you write for him in a special box in his desk's drawer
it always makes him giggle like a lovesick little boy whenever he goes through them (which happens almost every two days)
he is also a quiet lover!!!
not the type to do dramatic and public displays of affection and love
instead of sloppy kisses in public or dramatic gifts that cost a fortune, he shows you his love in other ways
making breakfast for you before you wake up
getting you new toothpaste because he noticed you were running out
doing the laundry because he knows you hate it
unfortunately, you're a victim of his 0.5x photos
he keeps an entire album of them in his phone's gallery
names it "my silly baby"
and it genuinely is silly, because there are 0.5x photos of you doing literally anything
from being mid-bite into a slice of pizza to snoring with your mouth open on the couch to studying with full attention in the library
you name it, anton has it in his phone
but other than the 0.5x photos, he really loves taking photos of you
he just wants to record every moment he spends with you :(
and anton is such a great photographer!!
always gets your best angles and the best lighting
like it could literally be taken with the ancient $5 digicam he found at the thrift store
and you'd still look like an angel
his angel <33333
sets all of his favorite photos of you on rotation for his wallpaper
and he smiles like an idiot whenever he looks at his phone (simp)
he's so loyal too
when girls hit on him, he doesn't even waste his breath to tell them that he's taken
he just channels his inner usain bolt and runs off :3
always keeps his boundaries and distance with his female friends
constantly updates you with pictures when he's away from you to show you what he's doing <3
BUT anton isn't perfect
and perhaps the biggest issue you have is with arguments
he's always calm
a bit too calm sometimes
and it just gets so frustrating for you, because it feels like he doesn't care
but he does :(
once the both of you talk and open up to each other about it, he'll reflect on himself and try to change
because he loves you the most in this world, and the last thing he'd want is to lose you :(
© anton-luvr, 2023.
taglist: @wonbons @mxlly143 @eun-luv @shawyle @yenart @lycheecheeseyogurt @soul-is-a-strange-kid @haechansbbg @yang2k
#sarah's 400 ! ☆#riize#riize fics#riize fluff#riize drabbles#riize imagines#riize scenarios#riize reactions#riize anton#riize x reader#anton x reader
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VLC having so many keyboard shortcuts is cool until you're watching something in bed and try to grab your bluetooth keyboard but accidentally press a bunch of keys all at once with your fist and now your video is going at 0.5x speed the subtitles are french and the picture looks like this
#this is an exaggeration I don't think there are shortcuts for the puzzle more or the psychedelic effect#but the speed change and subtitle thing has happened to me on several occasions
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"TJ is ok with [the 0.5x A Press Comments]"
I am Sisyphus and this is my boulder.
but it is not one that always NEEDS to be pushed.
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Jerking Off - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated) [OUTDATED]
Jerking Off [Any% (Unrestricted, Blindfolded)]
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I see Igarasu has mastered the 0.5x A press technique
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iPhone 16 news
The upcoming iPhone 16 lineup, expected in September 2024, could bring several new features and improvements, both in design and internal specifications. Here’s a comprehensive look at what the rumors suggest for the iPhone 16 series:
1. New Processor: A18 Pro
The iPhone 16 Pro and Pro Max models are expected to be powered by the new A18 Pro processor, which is said to offer modest speed improvements and a significantly enhanced Neural Engine, designed to support Apple's AI efforts under the brand "Apple Intelligence." This new chip will continue to be based on the 3nm process, further optimizing power efficiency and performance. Meanwhile, standard models might receive a variant of the A18 to support some level of Apple Intelligence.
2. Capture Button for Pro Models
One of the standout features rumored for the iPhone 16 Pro models is the addition of a new "Capture button," which is expected to be located below the sleep/wake button. This button could function similarly to a shutter button on a digital camera, offering multiple functionalities like half-press to focus, press to capture, and swipe for zoom control. It could be capacitive or mechanical, with haptic feedback provided by two Taptic Engine motors.
3. Camera Upgrades: 48MP Ultra-Wide and Vertical Alignment
The iPhone 16 Pro models are rumored to feature a 48MP Ultra-Wide camera, enhancing the capabilities of the 0.5x and macro modes. This sensor upgrade could also improve spatial video capture and Portrait mode. Additionally, the base models may return to a vertical camera alignment, which was last seen in the iPhone 12, to enable 3D video recording for Apple Vision Pro.
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hi a request. I am looking to collect videos that play sm64 - "file select theme" while explaining something technical about video games as a nod to pannenkoek2012's Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses. Here is my current playlist. this is my quest. if you know of any speedrunning youtube video nerds please send this their way. if you know of any videos, please send me them. thank u. also if you happen to make youtube videos and you do this just know i love u forever.
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the first time i ever watched super mario 64 watch for rolling rocks in 0.5x a presses it was in a rabb.it with my kinnie friends and then rabb.it crashed in the middle of it and we were genuinely a little concerned that the complexity of the explanation broke rabb.it
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hai hai darling star? how are you?
i’m still terrified of lolla, no reddit forums will alleviate my fear
i just updated myself with your asks and i’m really sorry to hear that you’re having some health problems :( i agree with the anon that said that you should get some bloodwork done just in case. i’m proud of you making changes to your workout/lifestyle to work on your health too! changing routines that you’re comfortable with takes a lot of strength (i am typing without my glasses and i accidentally pressed a instead of e and it autocorrected me to “strangulation”💀). so i’m so glad that you’re doing it <3 and if you need to go back to therapy it’s so valid and you should so do it. it really does help a lot when you go back. (also, if you’re prone to skipping meals i recommend keeping some green juice blend/smoothie packs or something like that bc if you drink enough it can replace a meal nutrient-wise).
i heard about j!mmy fal!on and that’s so ick too. honestly wtf jyp. i hate all of these collabs with such nasty people. and i really hate seeing posts promoting the song.
also, how’s momo? i saw a pic and she looked so cute😭 what is she doing? what’s her skincare routine? i love her <3
i love your pcs so much!!! and ofc the pochacco holder! did you know that sanrio holds like a yearly contest where you can vote for your fave character and cinnamoroll has won for like the past 4 years? pochacco got second this year (i just saw a tiktok of this😂)
anyways this is us: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6Y2SLYNT5m/?igsh=ZmwybnYxZW83eGtv
i, too, need an iced coffee for ✨mental health✨
i love you darling<3 i hope everything is well aside from the busy work schedule
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Hi my angel!!!!!!
The chronic Reddit scrolling before lolla persists. I am also a victim 🤕
I will absolutely get some bloodwork done and try to sort out what the issue is :/ I think a huge part of it is also just my shitty sleeping schedule I am SOOOO chronically tired and I can never seem to go to bed before like 3am (it’s 4am as we speak !) and it’s throwing all the rest of my routine off so much 😭 it’s like the only part of my routine I just can’t seem to stick to and it’s driving me crazyyyy 😭 I’m definitely considering going back to therapy or at least finding some form of routine that works a little better for me in the meanwhile. Also thank you for the smoothie advice ahhh I hadn’t thought of that !! Definitely adding to my grocery list 🫶
The skz promotions for this song are getting on my every last nerve oh my godddd I’ve seen so many people just flat out taking a break from skz content or from posting on here altogether and honestly I fully get it because I’ve never seen the fandom so divided before and the way they keep posting like nothing is wrong is crazy 🤕 the urge to block all of them is so real lately LMAO
ALSO MOMO IS SO GOOD the weather is getting hotter here so she hasn’t been sleeping with any of us bc she HATES physical contact when it’s hot. But she’s still her crazy self and she brought me her goat plushie this morning so she still loves me (I think)
STOPPPP I never knew that about Sanrio??? That’s so cute 😭😭 I don’t even know who I would vote for tbh I love them all so much but I totally understand cinnamonroll winning bc cinnamonroll is truly just THAT character…. ✨ justice for pochacco too though ☹️ and where is my girl kuromi!!!!
ALSO THAT REEL HELEPDPDODKDJ LITERALLY US…… I love you my angel I hope you have the best weekend ever !!! 💗🩷💕💘💓 here’s Momo in 0.5x in case ur weekend was shitty. I love my rabbit
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like yeah not to be a mondo hater but like, "SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)" by Pannenkoek did not need a thumbnail of a white guy doing a half-pog face with big bold "HOW MANY A PRESSES??" and yet I'm sure most of you have seen it and loved it. i could actually give a ton of examples here but y'know.
so yeah i love when YouTubers do their stupid half pog pointing clickbait shit because that means I don't even have to think about it before permanently dismissing their channel. bye forever. don't even gotta watch a millisecond of your video, your vibes already told me I don't want you around.
why you would remove that ability is beyond me lmfao "what if i gave every video a fair chance" no thanks
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Watch for Rolling Rocks in 0.5x A Presses is officially outdated. End of an era. 😔
#technically the famous video has been out of date for years now since a faster way to do it was found#but it still took 0.5 a presses and used the same basic setup#this is a completely different strat that doesn't even involve parallel universes... tragic#super mario 64#pannenkoek2012
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Hi! 👋🏽 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽 I would like to request an Riize imagine where they walk in the room to see y/n is crying while watching an emotional k-drama.
# WHEN THEY SEE YOU CRYING OVER A K-DRAMA ; 7riize.
⚝ bf!riize x gn!reader | fluff | bf au ⚝ note ; here u go anon! thanks for requesting :) + reqs are CLOSED !
# SHOTARO. - mom mode: activated. instantly drops whatever he's holding to rush to your side, asking what's wrong. you felt a bit embarrassed to tell him it was just because of the k-drama you were watching, but shotaro has zero judgment. he holds you close to him, letting you cry into his arms as he gently rubs your back.
# EUNSEOK. - coming home to see you in tears certainly wasn't something he was expecting, so he gets so worried. he thought something bad had happened to you, and it takes some time for you to calm down from the crying to explain it was just the k-drama you were watching. he's so relieved that it wasn't anything bad, patting your head gently and kissing you on the cheek.
# SUNGCHAN. - like the good boyfriend he is, he comforts you immediately. wraps his arms around you as he asks you what's wrong, brushing your hair out of your damp face. he continues to comfort you even after you told him you were just touched from the k-drama you were watching, and he watches along with you - because how good could the acting be to make you cry? he found out soon enough when he starts crying too.
# WONBIN. - his heart hurts to see you cry, and he knows it's because of how personal the k-drama's final scenes were with your own past. he treats you like you're made of glass for the rest of the day, ordering your favorite foods for you and keeping you warm in the comfort of his embrace, soft kisses and whispers of "it's okay" and "i love you" mumbled.
# SEUNGHAN. - you scared the living daylights out of him when he comes home to see you in tears, but he understands when you tell him your favorite character died in the k-drama you were watching. he wraps an arm comfortingly around your waist as you rest your head on his chest, sniffling as you continued watching while he played with your hair and rubbed your back gently.
# SOHEE. - don't get him wrong, he loves you to bits. but seeing you cry over a k-drama is just too funny for him. he can't help but burst out into laughter at your snot-covered nose, cooing at you and calling you his precious crybaby as he gently wipes your tears (and snot) away. he'll whisper a "it's just a k-drama, hm? don't let it get to you too much." as he presses a quick kiss to your cheek, followed by him ruffling your hair.
# ANTON. - this could go two ways: he laughs like sohee, or he feels sad like wonbin. unfortunately for you, he follows sohee's footsteps this time round. "don't cry, it's just a k-drama!" he chuckles, wiping your tears away. your attempt to justify about how it isn't just a k-drama is cut short when he slips his phone out and takes a 0.5x photo of you - because why not? you have to whack him (affectionately) with pillows to get him to delete it.
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