#.im laughing

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[xlcovo]

[altarfates]

[RAMSAY]: after the receiver commits a culinary crime, the sender presses two slices of bread against either side of their face, cupping their face to hold the bread in place, and calls them an idiot sandwich. / for sanji, but zoro is the one committing the culinary crime and being called the idiot sandwich

It was an unprecedented offence to any sort of kitchen etiquette and the swordsman nurtured the utter audacity to ask him, nonchalantly, why he was making that face. In Sanji’s very correct opinion whatever face he was making was entirely justified, actually, he should have been in the process of kicking his ass rather than deepening the furrows in his brow and ruthlessly crushing a cigarette between his teeth. The acrid stream of smoke that had seeped past his lips is reduced to one, two, three single, miserable puffs before he’s pressing two thin, undeserving pieces of bread to either side of Zoro’s face. Was this the shittiest bread in the vicinity, yes, did it deserve to be wasted on him ? absolutely not. 

❝ don’t pretend you don’t know what you did.❞ it’s gritted out laced with so much vitriol he may as well have spat it out. ❝ in - my - kitchen.❞ as if he were an unwelcome guest aboard the ship, well, at least, when he trespassed across the threshold and into Sanji’s domain he was.  ❝ you know what you are ? ❞ his mouth, already feeling the absence of the soothing cigarette, forms around an insult so depraved even the mouths of pirates should never utter it aloud. ❝ an idiot sandwich. ❞  and he put just a little more pressure on either side of the dismal sandwich he was just for emphasis. 

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[cupid-angels]

[verdantwyrm]

Icons for you and your five headed freighter crew

[helloitsbees]

[artemis-melody]

tumblr is for the unpopular quiet girls in school who are too scared to talk in front of other people ౨ৎ

[artstetic-real]

happy pride. or whatever

[azuneekun]

did this rat just call me a dumbass in my own native language

[avenoire]

personal headcanons :D

[sparklejumpropequeenq]

[holymary420]

school essay idea: the cultural significance of clumped mascara

[frostedpuffs]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[causeimabrookelynbaby]

[torikeu]