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#jimmy mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#mouthwashing#these made me laugh so hard im sorry
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black and white and black and slime <3
#homestuck#doodle#equius zahhak#gamzee makara#nepeta leijon#i constantly switch between white and gray bg so im sorry if i blinded you accidentally#i would tag this as ship but it's not romantic enough to really warrant it#but the intention was there#kinda#its totally NOT because i have no idea how to spell equigam and if its even a tag in the first place....#anyway the sims joke made me laugh so hard and im afraid its literally not funny to anyone else#so if you laughed#you dont have to say it but just know im happy
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vent art of kyle experiencing ibs. enjoy
#south park#kyle broflovski#hes holding a heating pad i drew myself in the exact position i was in while drawing#drawing this made me laugh so hard my stomach stopped hurting#also. sorry i barely post or draw anymore im depressed all the time and watch futurama 24/7#this is what you get for now
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How would you rate bubblegum cookie's wood chopping? I haven't taken any classes, but it doesn't look too good
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#WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING. im sorry i tried to be serious but there's nothing redeeming about this#im. really sorry#gumball cookie#tjis made me laugh so hard#'it doesn't look too good' oh ahah anon im sure it's fi-#judging cookie's wood chopping
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met a really cool queer stranger today that i thought was just so fucking neat i wanted to talk but if we were playing tennis they were, with the most gentle and earnest voice ive ever heard, shoving the tennis racket down my throat. every compliment or joke i made was turned away but in the sweetest way possible that made me sound like an absolute asshole lunatic. it was so scary.
#i tried so hard to be funny and nice but the way they replied to each thing i said made me feel like a scumbag LOL#ive never had that happen before. im very polite when i talk to strangers and i was being very polite then too!#i dont think they even saw it happening in realtime bc they were so calm and even keeled about it#but my god. still thinking about it. absolutely rattled me.#'ur so cool' 'oh its not the olympics. everyones cool. ur cool too' 'haha ur right yet ur still winning' 'hm. its not a competition.'#i was trying to make you laugh im sORRY i was being goofy when i said that i promise i did not say it straight#'you have so many cool tattoos' 'oh ive got a couple tattoo artist friends' 'oh thats so cool. maybe i could get a foot in the door'#like obviously as a joke but they replied gently 'you shouldnt seek friends out just to get something from them.'#NO I KNOW I KNOW IM SORRY IT HAPPENS TO ME CONSTANTLY I KNOW TRUST ME#i panicked and was like 'oh haha no i wasnt serious dont worry. im an artist so i know the feeling.' but i guess it came across as like#yknow. bc they just went 'hm.' and pulled out their phone#FUMBLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so embarrassed#the worst part was id been talking to someone in the back who makes familiar plushies and shed set a few out#so i was talking to them while i was trying to pull up her insta to look up more info about one of the familiars#bc it looked SO FUCKING COOL and i stood there saying that to my husband right in front of them after this legendary fumble#finally pulled up the insta post for it and. they own that one. its theirs. they dressed it like that. i was so fucking embarrassed skdjfks#i wanted to look at the pricetag bc i assumed it was there bc she HADNT sold it yet#god. legendarily embarrassed.
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THINGS TO DO 1. kill my landlord 2. kill spider-man 3. get symbiote back from carnage 4. kill spider-man 5. destroy the daily bugle 6. kill spider-man 7. kill spider-man
#just remembered this page bc i saw it when i was looking for something else and it made me laugh really hard#i thiiink its from a howard mackie spider-man issue but i dont remember. im so sorry#venom
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I MADE PURPOSEFULLY BAD UTMV PRIDE ICONS YEARS AGO AND XCHARA HAS BOTH A HETEROSEXUAL FLAG AND THE GAY FLAG???
#IM LAUGHING SO HARD WHAT THE FUCK#sorry about the caps this is just very funny to me#I completely forgot I made these#ink is literally high#no listen the flags are all normal except for xchara's#random stuff
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my wife @thegoldencowboyhat and i are competing to see who can make the worst/most cringe fake wattpad cover please vote
#this is officially the most cringe thing i’ve posted on this website but it made me laugh very very hard#guess which 2 i made LOL#anyway please i need to win. for my pride.#wattpad#wattpad cover#????? i dont know whos following the wattpad tag on here but. might as well. i need to win#cringe#haikyuu#bts#im so sorry (im not)
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au where elizabeth and evan bully micheal and hes the bite victim
#im sorry i thought of this and it made me laugh so fucking hard i needed to draw it#hes so girlfailure to me#fnaf#my art#blood cw#cw blood#blood tw#tw blood#just bein safe :3#micheal afton#evan afton#elizabeth afton#fnaf au#but its a joke
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Aria wants to study Doe in her lab 👀
Hey, as long as you bring him back in time for dinner it’s whatever
#my art#doeposting#others ocs#this one made me laugh so hard i had to do it immediately im sorry#asks
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idk how to live so im going to talk to myself out loud until i do
#listen. take a deep breath. i know your bpm is high but you need to think with me for a second.#remember that you are paper thin. all your facets are sheets of paper and what you gave her is just another one.#make a new one. you dont need it. you dont need her to see you. i know you think you need her but you will be okay. i know its hard.#you wish you could have shown her how you loved her. listen to yourself. you are made of paper.#she might be concrete or maybe wood or maybe gold. you need to start laying your roots elsewhere. shut that thought down#and blink and listen. the parts you keep thinking of arent lost. they still happened and they are yours to keep.#there is beauty in this loss. tell me about the beauty in this loss. its okay to think about it. you got to see it all and nothing more#and this is great because it would have been bad. you know it would be violent in a way you dont need. you know this to be true.#you are going to look at that empty space in her shape and youre going to fill it with everything that happened when you knew her.#the memories with her but then also the the way your friends talked you through it. the game with the clovers.#your first allergic reaction you almost died and you couldnt stop laughing and you were held so close to their hearts.#learning the names for all the floursecent gene tracking dyes that everyone else knows already. about the exam - listen again.#i know you think if you fail your life is over but you need to try your best. youre not going to get a good grade in a uni test for the fir#youre going to make up for it. youre going to make sure you make up for it. do you understand? i love you. you have to do this.#right now you need to sit up. breathe. i know your heart hurts. go to the living room. grab something to eat. i dont care if you feel full.#youre going to clean your mattress heater. youre going to study a bit longer and then youre going to sleep. youre going to tell your mother#im sorry and i might genuinely fail a test. shes going to tell you its okay. if you do badly in this course you can just become a neurosurg#just agree. dont argue right now. its okay. youre okay. you are paper thin. i know any puncture hurts.#breathe. think of your friends. think of their hands in yours. it isnt eternal.youve lived through worse. the empty sky is still beautiful.#the lack of her is still beautiful
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I need to do unspeakable things with Warlock.
now what do you mean by that, anon...
#I FORGOT TO RESPOND TO THIS FROM FOREVER AGO HI IM SORRY#i have so many other asks to get to please FORGIVE ME#also this made me laugh very hard thank you#ask bob#warlock dude posting#<- I GUESS????
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nasty pick me, choke on that male validation
HUH??? 😭
since when was taking care of yourself considered pick me behavior?
not everything a girl does is for male validation , get a life
#this made me laugh so hard when i saw it in my inbox im sorry 😭😭#girl blogging#they sent me more stuff but im trying to keep this page as positive as possible loll#as much as i want to laugh i need to be the bigger person lmao
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i think in a past life i would be a wonderful jester
#my jokes on this platform are enjoyed by well over 20 people#my friend was talking to me about her breakup and i said damn im so sorry idk how i'll be helpful but-#i was very seriously going to say i can listen to you whenever you want#and she completed that sentence with at least you can make me laugh about it#so yeah i guess i was mostly made to be a little guy that spreads her friends joy during hard times#idk how i feel about this#im happy that they find me healing to be around#but im sad that i cant help myself#there were originally more tags but i realized i should just start therapy instead of writing fuckass tags
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girl WHAT😭😭
#wtf is happening in one piece#need you to know that i haven’t watched it in a few days#because i’ve been struggling a bit getting through this big ole no crew section😪#and i finally FINALLY pull it back up just for this to be the first episode i watch like girl WHAT😭😭#im crying this made me CRY#i paused immediately and reopened this episode on my laptop just so i could get a screenshot#i want to frame this#it’s so funny it’s so dumb his tone is so grave saying it like i canttttt#the LEAD UP too😭😭#i was like oh did she hide the baby away?? give it up somewhere??#just for NO#SHE 👏 SUCKED 👏 HIM 👏 BACK 👏 IN#obvs the most reasonable solution for this plot point silly of me to think of anything else really#tfw ur a mother and you just Dont give birth😌✨#sorry this caught me so off guard#i laughed so hard my mom came to check on me#rip ace’s mom the funniest one piece character sorry men are freaks and you had to be pregnant for almost two years instead of#sorry i can’t finish that the realization of almost two years of pregnancy made me laugh again😭😭😭#wtf#sorry sorry i’ll take this seriously i SWEAR#one piece 459
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HGDJFJGKHHSHFJG
#i am LOSING it#reddit#spirit chats#im sorry but this made me laugh so hard i had to share it with someone
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