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People are always saying Hank Pym should go to therapy and I don't necessarily disagree but like you have to remember he lives in superhero land where Emma Frost and Leonard Samson, icons of unethical relationships with their clients got therapeutical licences. Karla Soften was a practicing therapist for years. Like with his luck he'd go to therapy and get a supervillain who is going to psychologically groom him and prescribe him the wrong medication on purpose so they can manipulate him into helping pull off a bank heist or some shit. Going to therapy in 616 is has at least a 75% increase of catastrophic failure and violations of doctor patient confidentiality going on than already exists here in the real world.

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Why does Giant-Man, the biggest Avenger, not simply eat the other ones? Is he stupid?

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I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

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if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way

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this can only be the work of a protestant assassin

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Left:

Don’t Kill Me…

Right:

Please Hit Mun Su Until he die

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Reblog for sample size

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Steve Orlando, after writing half of Supergirl Rebirth and fixing Wonder Woman after Robinson's run, in the middle of writing Donna Troy's nth origin story retelling: "bro she saw her planet blown up as a teenager and then got to Earth and her baby cousin was older than her now. it's not hard, go read some of her stories and figure it out"

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Concept paintings for the 1966 BATMAN TV show. Watch those hands, Batman from image 4.

‪As a kid, I thought the Joker was genuinely terrifying. It always seemed to me he wasn’t quite “there”. He acted manic and laughed a lot, but there was nothing behind it, it was a laugh without joy—the scariest kind of laugh‬.

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stopped by the fuck all store to get absolutely nothing I needed in one inconvenient trip

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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

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imagine if you teleported to a big multiversal hub of every version of you from every parallel universe and like 99.99% were just minor variations of some weird beetle alien and it turned out being a human made you one of the zany gimmick versions

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Ryze & Brand in "Look Up" Wild Rift Trailer

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cat (& bat)

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there's a post on here that's like "the worst thing a piece of fiction can be is mean", and while I agree with that, I think it being insincere is just as bad. nothing more obnoxious than a story that's constantly sneering and rolling its eyes at its own genre in a bid to seem clever and above it all.

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kind of obsessed with how wildstorm and top cow productions used to scissor masculine-ly but now they're not even buddies like that

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i keep thinking about this excerpt my friend wrote and there have been multiple times where i was going to post a "does anyone ever think about" post about it and then i catch myself and im like HE HASNT POSTED IT PUBLICALLY . THERE ARE VERY FEW PEOPLE THINKING ABOUT IT. but i so am