#.as if that's a revelation

[bvlvnhan]

caio's vibes on an application for someone he doesn't know well: 😶

caio's vibes on an application for someone he knows better: dude i am so sorry for sending this in. we can do whatever you want.

[possessesnightshift]

maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...

[sunbloomdew]

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

[gongyussy]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[visenyaism]

Louis: so i got into the confessional booth and i said to the priest I LAID DOWN WITH A MAN!! I LAID DOWN WITH THE DEVIL!! AND HE HAS ROOTS IN ME, ALL HIS SPINDLY ROOTS IN ME! AND I CANT THINK NOTHING ANYMORE BUT HIS VOICE AND HIS WORDS! PLEASE! HELP ME! I AM WEAK! I WANNA DIE! but Lestat, he knew where I was and he found me, Mr. Molloy. He found me and punched clean through that priest’s-

Armand on that damn ipad:

[mothric]

"I think found family is so huge for so many people, right? I think a lot of us struggle with finding where we belong, and what we're meant to do in life, and I think Stone's kind of there. There was something in the first movie where Robotnik talks about being an orphan. And I was like, oh, what if - and this was for me, we never discussed it - but I was like, what if Stone's an orphan? [...] or had to leave home, or whatever? And so that's kind of the first little thing in common that they have. And I think that relationship is huge to Stone. I think maybe Ivo's the only one that really sees him, in a sense." (x)

[hjbender]

The Four Discoursemen

[chuck-the-goon]

“Oh.”

[eveningrainstorm]

take responsibility.

[idontmindifuforgetme]

lived my whole life in guilt bc i thought i was responsible for people's feelings. newly realizing that other people are responsible for their feelings and reactions, even if they make it seem like i'm the problem. a lot of the time it really has to do w them and their own emotional regulation. i can't keep thinking i'm not allowed to have space bc of other people's insecurities. like i literally refuse to dim myself. other people are responsible for their feelings just as i'm responsible for mine.

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[hellboys]

TOP 10 HOTTEST MOVIE MONSTERS (as voted by my followers)

#8. Pyramid Head portrayed by Roberto Campanella (6%) ↳ silent hill series (2006/2012)

[teaboot]

Okayvso I've been a bit concerned with Ollie's obsession with food- he recently tried to chew his way through my mattress to get to the bag of treats I hid under it- but there last couple days I've been getting home maybe two hours after his food dispenser is set to give him dinner and it's been full?

And here's the thing. He KNOWS when it dispenses food. When I'm home, I see him jolt awake out of a dead sleep to the sound of the warm-up noise that comes BEFORE THE ALERT CHIME SOUNDS. He's usually halfway down the hall before anything even hits the bowl.

And he ALWAYS hoovers it down. ALWAYS. he has NEVER left food behind.

But today I came home, and as he ran to meet me at the door (as always) he only let me get a few of his usual snuggles in before trotting off to the kitchen, where I caught up to find him eating from the dispenser. Which had dispensed an hour and a half ago. And I think I figured it out

Ollie is a bottle baby. A human fed him by hand from a bottle every two hours until he could do solids

Once he could do solids, a human portioned out his kitten gruel every four hours

After that, a human brought him his meals and ate their own beside him every single day

Bringing us to NOW, where he will Kirby his dinner with a concerning urgency if there is a human in the house, but will apparently hold off several hours if he is alone

Son Boy is a social eater

Its not that he doesn't want his food, he just prefers company

[transmechanicus]

[cor-lapis]

"If we must fight, Sethos... I shall defeat you with the power of my friend group of employed adults who miraculously have regularly scheduled meet-ups, and also my daughter!"

[redesigns]