#..well

[starsinthenigth]

★the urge to grab that energy drink out of my fridge and drink it is strong, yet I have already drank a monster energy drink yesterday. decisions decisions...★

[astrxlfinale]

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HONES IN ON ONE PARTICULAR DETAIL.

Oh. These bastards thought they were slick in trying to rile his hopes and dreams. As someone who finds themselves dumpster diving in the realms of Calyx, pulling forth countless riches required riches for appropriate upkeep!

The credits sink truly was endless, that universal of law was quick to be recognized. So why not go and make this mysterious number get some feedback?

Even if it was out of order right now.

Text: I know where you live.

Text: And I won't hesitate to turn it into some ground pancake all of your neighbors can laugh at.

Text: I am indeed, not making this a happy, fun haha type of game.

...

Why does he get this viscerally detailed over text??

[bugflies00]

no but they were so right he's so pookie bear in this image

[casyawn]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[bird-prince-art]

friend made my birthday cake

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[podcastwizard]

you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try

[jammboe]

Pangaea miku

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[wolfertinger666]

self portrait

(He/him) 🏳️‍⚧️

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[mariorsomething]

moments right before daisuke saves the day and gets all the love and praise he deserves and rescue comes just in time and everyone lives forever the end