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triona-tribblescore · 11 months ago

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Today I'm scary monster

....Do...Do you want a bone?

#BUT BROOOOOO #THATS SCARY-#BUT SO FUKING COOL-#OH MY GOD #WHAT AN OC #AMAZING HOLY HECK-#...please dont eat me #*pats on head and running away*#asks #tribbletalks

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weaselmcdiesel · 7 months ago

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Do You Love The Color Of The 413?

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turtletoria · 3 months ago

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the krampus incident from the book of bill if it was out of character and stupid

#gravity falls #stanford pines #ford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #the book of bill #tbob #young ford pines #turtlearts #also sorry i got the heights devastatingly wrong fidds is so damn short here im sorryyy #for the record i was thinking of when mcgucket and ford reunited at the end where he actually is much shorter and smaller so erm idk man #please dont be mad #also i KNOW this is not lore accurate or whatever and i made it so much more sappy (?) than how it actually went but my hobby is being sapp #so leave me alone <3 #also i do love me a ford thats afraid of vulnerability so theres also that haha #my favorite thing to draw was the first panel of fids with the banjo and then the 2nd to last picture #everything else looks like shit sorry #but i haaadd to post it ok . i have nothing else so dont complain and eat up kids #also do NOT laugh at my piss poor comic skills. literally dont even i swear to god

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medicalunprofessional · 6 months ago

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never change, man !

#phantom of the paradise #potp #swan potp #nightmaretheater #65 layers and about 24 hours . Eeeyyuppp #Look into my beautiful mind boy #Its a bit unusual to what i usually draw #but i had to push a specific look for this piece #hopefully you all are picking up on the corperate look . the advertisment look #Sneeze. Anyways my point is industry destroys creative people. This includes swan #I feel like phrases like these ; how he was put on a pedistal…. it lead him to be Like That #as awful as he is he desperately needed help #it might seem like vanity on the surface #but i think its… more than that #long story short: we need to destroy the beauty industry. the skincare industry. the anti-aging industry #It ruined his psyche forever and he cant let go of the ideal version of himself he will never truly be again #i dont think he can at this point. hes in too deep and hes suffering for it no matter how much he feels hes fixed his problems #he cant accept a version of himself that isnt that perfect young man. because he never confronted his problems. he just ran away #anyways . Hi swath *punches him**kicks him*#i dont care if nobody gets me lalalalla my truths and headcanons are awesome forever and i live in my own reality lallaallal #sorry i think im gonna be posting about swan alot for a few months hes making me sick #i wass gonna post this earlier but my internet was real bad #*lays down in my pile of pillows* eat up boys. haha #sidenote: drawing white blond people is horrifiying. Boy your skin and hair are the same color. Introduce some contrast to yourself. Please #adding on: its inportant to note this focuses on him looking st himself in the mirror alot on purpouse #to remind himself what he ‘’’’really’’’’ looks like #the 4 middle pannels all represent that too . u have to be in my brain ri get this #sorry for unleashijg another swan essay in my tags. will happen again lol

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ratatatastic · 18 days ago

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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"

sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"

"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it

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the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet

#matthew tkachuk #aleksander barkov #florida panthers #2425 #the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him #(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao #“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too #whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother #im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol #somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is #in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go #wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do #I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT #“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain #im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME

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crescentfool · 4 months ago

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he made a cookie but then he ate it...

#i was eating cookies in the middle of playing salmon with cat and cici. cat told me to draw this...#she said she would draw something for mochizuki monday 🥺 (if i redrew this)#so i did... this was the best 30 minutes of my life i think #based on the pon and zi webcomic from 2005... it was even ryomina colors lol!!!!#i have not drawn ryomina seriously in forever so please take them in silly form <3 #dont think too hard about this im just being a silly little guy... i love them forever #i should draw in this style more often. its FUN!! lets get silly with it (guy who can't take art seriously anymore)#persona 3 #minato arisato #ryoji mochizuki #ryomina #comic #lizzy does art

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taikk0 · 2 years ago

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the unspoken broflovski family curse

#added the doodle late oops #taikko art #dont ask me what happened to my old sketchy painted ish style when i first started making sp art #did you know?? that i enjoy?? not? hurting???????????#its south park let me take it easy ugh finally i can draw in a style thats easy rottmnt artstyle kicked my ass #'why is kyles son wearing a different outfit?' i headcanon that kyles daughter is actually wearing hand me downs from him!!#i desperately need confirmed names omfg #I LOVE CHARACTERS WITH BARELY ANY CHARACTER TO THEM!! IT MEANS I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!#me when i get to slap personalities and headcanons on characters that were on screen for less than a minute <3 #i need to read peoples headcanons on them please im so uncreative and i need to eat i am NOT self sustaining #south park #south park art #south park fanart #sp fanart #sp art #sp fandom #south park fandom #south park post covid #sp post covid #post covid #kyle #kyle broflovski #sp kyle #south park kyle #pc kyle #post covid kyle

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katabay · 9 months ago

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original thief series basso & garrett :)

ngl, it's about quality over quantity for me. an npc can have a total of three minutes of screen time, but if they have a cool name, they can live rent free in my head and I'll spend several hours trying to decipher drawable features from a blurry screenshot of pixels

there is a vague hint of a story here, and that's because every time I try to play thi4f, I get incredibly frustrated with how Not Fun the game play is. like, is the story good? well. but it has a PLAGUE. that should've given it instant 'I'll replay this once a year' status in my heart, but the game play sucks so bad that I've never finished it. I can't believe Not Fun gameplay beat out my obsession with narrative plagues.

anyway, the idea is basically if the original era had a game with a plague centric narrative and some other stuff I liked out of thi4f thrown into a narrative blender, with a heavy dash of horror thrown in because some parts of the thief games were scarier to me than entire dedicated horror genre games.

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app

#if i had a laptop and the skillset i would attempt a story mod because the thief modders who create whole mission stories #are GENIUS and also somewhat terrifying. love them! xoxox #anyway im actually kind of obsessed with parts of thi4f but its also like. not at that sweet spot of almost good enough to be fun #to talk about. which. for the record. has not stopped me from talking about it at length to people #the city itself actually fucking fascinates me. its almost alive and im SO mad that not a single part of that game is actually terrifying #it should be gnarlier and instead it feels a bit like it doesn't quite want to be trapped in the story it has to tell?#but between the level that has the bodies on the meathooks #and the scene with the bodies hanging from the rafters or whatever that was and garrett living in a clock tower #because the game is very much ALMOST about changing times and authoritarian violence and capitalism #(like. by virtue of how the story sort of spins out i think it misses it's mark on a lot of stuff here #in the sense that i dont feel like it actually wants to tell that story. it wants to. go in a different direction. or at least walk on top #of those themes instead of through it)#ANYWAY between all of those things. it does kind of live in my head rent free. they did create a compelling setting #SHAME THEY DIDNT WANT TO ACTUALLY EAT ANY OF IT #unrelated but i would've given thi4f a 10/10 if they kept garrett's fucking nail polish from the concept art. cowards. unforgivable #thief the dark project #i still have no idea how to tag the game series as a whole RIP #sorry for the dedicated dark project fans. if you know what the general series tag is. please let me know #garrett thief #basso thief

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azellene · 4 months ago

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There is something about this little red man at makes me think a lot...

#helluva blitzo #blitzø #fanart #not the biggest fan of this show but this ep peaked my interest #full moon is insane #art #artwork #helluva boss #will forever be a blitzo apologist fight me #nNO NO IM JUST KIDDING PLEASE DONT EAT ME ALIVE AAAHH #AAAAAAAH #a confession ive always wanted to draw helluva hazbin shit but my exfriend didnt like the show so i never did #i have my grievances with both shows too quite a LOT of them but i migjt draw the #making helluva fanart was not in my 2024 bingo card dawg

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marasschino · 20 days ago

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Japan's most ineligible bachorlette of 2011

#tohru adachi #souji seta #yu narukami #nanako dojima #ryotaro dojima #sho minazuki #persona 4 #yeah... thats genderbend adachi #i have no idea what happened #unfortunately best p4 protag ive ever drawn. and it was for the damn bit #im inspecting fem adachi like a specimen. im also throwing her into a woodchipper bc shes absolutely horrible #i got cursed w this knowledge. hopefully tumblr wont eat this post bc i need other people to be cursed w this #also PLEASE the femcel dialogue is for the bit please dont think i believe that crap 🙏#also. ask me about this please. i have too many thoughts for my tiny worm brain

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sunbloomdew · 2 months ago

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ttm beach episode spoilers below!

something about how the game lets you decide when to end it all and come back to reality. press esc to leave. how it would be up to eva how long she'd stay there on that beach, but knowing she could never remain there forever. just a little while longer. something about how it greets you with the same image if you decide to open it again. the truth is, i never actually felt that way. do you begin the cycle again or do you find comfort in that temporary ending? and i just can't get past that it's the one i didn't want.

something about how player's actions represent eva coming back to the machine searching for closure. did she find it? will she? will we?

while it was only my first (of many) playthroughs, i think the way the game portrays dealing with grief is really heartwrenching and beautiful in how real but fleeting it all is.

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sketchy-tour · 9 months ago

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A wilting flower is not always beyond healing. It'll just take time.

#a small doodle! Just a little one! Wanted to draw but also didnt want to draw but also needed to draw #you know? idk if that makes any sense #dont mind me-#if anyone is worried I am okay please dont take this as some big vent or anything!#just art I needed to get out of my head. Ya kno??? nothin crazy!!!#anyway anyway im gonna go play a game or something!!! Drink water. Eat a snack! Sit down in some quiet for a moment #Yall should do that too! You! Drink water! Eat something! Sit and be calm for a moment.#welcome home oc #dandy leon #I always feel bad tagging my art of dandy alone with the welcome home tags??? uh-#my art #sketches

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xxplastic-cubexx · 11 days ago

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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

#xmen #xmen comic #krakoa #cherik #snap chats #until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny #how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind #ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM #i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were #fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something #and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone #and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly #ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious #sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder #and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room #GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom #im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building #obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3 #in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral #ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am #im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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people practice w Them <3

#posting this and then shoving my head into a hole Bye #i am! Not Confident!!! in my people scribbling abilities!!#but im trying!!! im fucking trying!!!#i already see improvement #not enough to make me go 'wee the masses are gonna love this'#but enough that i can fathom posting. i can handle it. i can do this #if i dont do it now then i never will!!!!#im still gonna scream into a pillow rip it apart and then eat the stuffing!!!!#ah... the mortification of Existing... of Being Perceived...#it is ever present and inescapable! youd thing id be used to it by now!!!#ill be on my death bed asking people to leave the room so that i can die w/o feeling horribly self conscious and Seen #no seriously every time i think about my potential death and or coma should that happen #i prematurely cringe at the Attention. people potentially crying at my bedside Eugh No Thank You Please Do That Elsewhere #either call me a loser and drop off a single flower or leave me be <3 #THIS IS A WELCOME HOME SCRIBBLE POST. IM SORRY I FORGOT #scribble garnish #uh um uh so uh wally and barnaby am i rite fellas-#in my mind they're picking up takeout for dinner <3 #yeah no im not tagging it with a fandom tag. i dont want to be perceived As We've Established #im somewhat satisfied with that first wally.... swag <3 #& do i have major gender envy for barnaby? yeah #im not used to drawing people but i should be... i need to be...#THERE ARE GUYS I WANNA DRAW! mine and others!!! ngl mostly mine!!!

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stormyrainyday · 4 months ago

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MED SCHOOL SUCKS BALLS I NEED TO FOCUS ON MY CLASS STUDIES BUT I NEED TO FOCUS ON MY RESEARCH BUT I NEED TO FOCUS ON MY USMLE PREP BUT I NEED TO FOCUS ON MY INTERNSHIP BUT I NEED TO FOCUS ON MY OWN HEALTH AND EXERCISE AND DIET BUT I NEED TO FOCUS ON-- (gets shot)

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7roaches · 9 months ago

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quick doodlies before bed

#my art #undertale au #dreamtale #nightmare sans #killer sans #utmv #art #trans #🔥🔥🔥#lesbian #🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#they r lesbians. to ME.#oh my gof #tumnlr ruined it. click for better quality PLEASE.#eventuallt ill get around to drawing them doing something other than standong around #ill draw them eating snacks soon #i think nm is more of a soft sweets kinda guy like cakes nd ice cream nd pastries nd chocolate like. richsweet or creamy flavors #nd i think killer would love weird processed foods #he keeps msgs packets in his pockets #eugh. i dont likw msg #i think he smells like fritos sometimes like that weird dog smell #i think hed like chips and iced tea and fizzy drinks obviously #but i think hed also really like fruit #like a nice crisp apple or pear or a clementine or strawberries #which goes hand in hand with my hc that fruit freaks nm out #i shoulda made a separate post for these tags #its fine #goodnight i love u

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