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francy-sketches · 8 months ago

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sorry I got posessed by the wattpad demon I'm normal now (lying)

+alt version that didnt fit the #aesthetic but it better represents my #vision of them ^_^ hashtag couplegoals

#I am not immune to 'she can fix him'-ism. jk that's not why I like them #got #game of thrones #joffrey baratheon #margaery tyrell #my art #sorry 2 the marg fans I haven't drawn her in so long and this is what I give you. if it makes you feel better I'm also disappointed #ok jokes aside im actually really happy w the like. messy scrapbook vibe it was so fun :3 I need to do it more ^o^#I'm so jealous of people who fill up their canvas like this n I finally did it yipeee #whats their ship name btw is it just a slightly misspelled version of one of their names that would be funny. does anyone even ship them #...I know what this looks like but um ackchually I like them in a ironypilled divorcecel way. it's different -_-#and I also like drawing them being cute but um its because ☝ um. well its fun :3

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vampyiricris · 25 days ago

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tfw its your birthday and none of your family members had the foresight to buy you kennedy stuff as gifts weeks before you even became hyperfixated on them

#i’m mostly joking #but i got money so i can just buy stuff with that #no ones gonna stop me #on a completely unrelated to the kennedys note:#i saw wicked today and i am a changed woman #move the fuck over kennedys this is becoming a wicked blog #on another completely unrelated note: i turned 21 today and everyone kept telling me how its all downhill from here #like thanks guys #jk #mostly #bobby kennedy #rfk #robert f kennedy #rfk sr

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taitavva · 1 year ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAH ur akechi…. U DRAW HIM SO HANDSOME Get out of the way joker I’m swooping in to snatch up that gayboy’s fine ass

tbh i don't think pego's ever been a street fight so you'd probably get away with it

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personwholikespmtok · 6 months ago

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What in the actual fuck is this ad

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hey-hey-j · 5 months ago

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I don't know if this is a bad thought or idea but idk personally I don't see John forcing or encouraging Bruce then Spruce not to eat, I just think he'd have Bruce exercise more. Idk if that sounds dumb or not but idk I don't think food was an issue for John? Like I know they've changed throughout the years but John never brought up Bruce's weight now, and when he was criticing him he said "more smolder" or something like that. Idk I think John was 100% a flawed brother and there was an eating disorder with Bruce but I don't think John would stop Bruce from eating???

Why am I saying this here? Idk. Am I scared to say this because I feel like I'm being a bad person for this somehow? Yes. Do I want to share my idea with SOMEONE? Also yes

no it's not a bad thought at all, I totally see where you're coming from! I actually have a lot of thoughts on this topic let me just see if I can word them right....

I definitely don't think John ever *intentionally* encouraged any food or self-image issues in Bruce, but what he *did* do was pressure him to keep up the "heartthrob" image, and that's what led to Bruce developing these issues? Because he felt like he had to for the sake of JD and the band? If that makes sense? So JD wasn't over here outright telling his brother to starve himself but he maybe wasn't all too aware of how his remarks and expectations were seriously affecting his brother? And JD is all "Well we're just doing what's best for the band!" and you're all "No John Dory your brother is seriously hurting himself because you told him he had to be the hot one."

IDK I think it comes back down to the idea that JD never *meant* to harm his brothers, but he *did*, and he's just too stubborn and oblivious to acknowledge it for most of the story. And IDK, there's something about the way Bruce tells him "so no one would treat me like you did" that almost implies something deeper.

#asks #trolls #disordered eating cw #<- just in case #how it feels to be a jd fan who can acknowledge the harm he caused #jk but also. this is coming from someone with a lifetime of body image issues resulting from my family's ''little jokes and remarks''#even if it's a joke that shit sticks with you #idk am i weird for projecting my issues onto the colorful animated trolls? discuss.

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bookwyrminspiration · 1 month ago

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You're the one person who I most want to win a meeting with Shannon Messenger. I know you'd do a fantastic job at giving us a full summary of the meeting, and getting us cool new info.

i arrive at the personal shannon meeting

fintan: assless?

elysian: big naturals?

elf piss: gatorade?

i am forcibly escorted out of the personal shannon meeting

#kotlc #fintan-pyren #quil's queries #i have a very very slim chance of winning but if I somehow do. i will do my best to do keepblr justice 🫡🫡#shannon's expecting young kids like 'how do u become a writer?'#then i pull up like 'so are elves born with teeth?'#jk i'd be civil and professional #and ask genuine questions #but since that is very very unlikely to happen i am making jokes <3 #but just know i am very flattered that you'd trust me with that

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glendover · 1 year ago

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I don’t care what Harlan says bc even if he didn’t intend for his character to be queer they are all fruity coded and it’s a fact

#two good boy #all the hints and bits #all the homoerotic subtext when the villains meet Arthur #btw is Arthur that good looking or is everyone just desperate???#idk I’m ace 🫡#IM JOKING #or am I? jk #malevolent #malevolent podcast

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bmpmp3 · 3 months ago

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kotarou maghni ai thank GOD i literally sighed an audible sigh of relief

#i was so scared. one fear. whether or not the. unsavory figure is still involved or not with ace? i uh. still will never use it regardless #because i dont do subscription only software orz #BUT MAGHNI..... HELL YES #im really intrigued by them. we havent heard a WHOLE lot but i enjoy the engine noise they have its like #somewhere between cevio's 2.0 vocoder and like some world based resamplers #and the systems look like they jack all the things i enjoy about SV and OU (voice color systems - multilingual - etc) which is what i want #all vocal synth editors to do LOL jk jk.... but not really joking at all #but im already excited to maghni this is great. i really fell for audine #she has this really sweet enunciation i really like. very beautiful in the very sugary rnb pop tune answer book #also maybe big al is gonna be there someday. hi big al <3 #this rules man i was hoping voisona/cevio or MAAAYBE diffsinger because i had written off sv and maghni as options #(im not sure why. i think it was just because it was a bit of radio silence for a bit there that i wasnt sure what was going on with it)#but im glad it was maghni. im so ready. im so so ready #now i dont. totally know whats going on with them. ive always struggled following their press stuff #which im realizing now is just because the colours they chose on their website is really hard to read for me LOL #so i havent. the slightest idea of when this thang is even gonna be launched or if anyone knows a general ballpark #but i am excited nonetheless <3

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steelthroat · 5 months ago

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"Hey mom look I talked about this one when I graduated :D!"

Btw there are only two genders:

propaganda posters from WW1/2

Art nouveau/theater posters

See???

#god i swear propaganda/war posters are my guilty pleasure #like #i love them so much the style the patjos their being involuntarily funny in their tragedy #i just like them so much raaaaah #also hell yeah finally saw Dalí #I laready loved him but seeing his paintings irl is like- woah #the guernica was nice too... i guess 😒(jk jk there's just a running joke between my friends of me and that painting being enemies)#steel rambles #anyway not to repeat myself but i swear Madrid is FULL of Italians #like if you had a drinking game w your friends “take a shot for every Italian you see/hear”#not even 20 minutes and you're either drunk or passed out #i swear in the museum... i am not joking at least 1/3 or 2/5 were ALL Italians #and like yeah sure we're not that far and we're also close culturally speaking #BUT HUHHHH??????

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solradguy · 1 year ago

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I got addressed as "Sol Badguy Guilty Gear" over on Twitter earlier today and I'm still processing that. Putting the series name at the end adds a whole new dimension. It's not like all the times I've been called Sol Badguy for kinnie jokes or because I go by Sol Radguy. It's like... Did they think I'm a roleplay account... I'm not roleplaying...... I was like this before Guilty Gear...............

#textpost #You ever just vibe with a character so hard people think you're making a joke about them #When you're just like that by default and whatever you did wasn't supposed to be a joke about said character #Honest to god like a good 60% of the stuff people have made Sol jokes at me about weren't supposed to be Sol jokes on my end lol #Sometimes I wonder if maybe I shouldn't take a step back for a bit and remember who I am before diving back into GG lmfao #Where does the Sol Badguy end and the me begin...#*shaking the bars of my cage* WHO AM I!!!! WHAT AM I!!!!#Jk jk it's not that serious but I do think about it a lot

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cringelordofchaos · 1 year ago

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"only love makes you that crazy" season 1

Season 2:

"if we're both going crazy, we'll go crazy together, right?" Mike to Will

Ok??

#i just started watching stranger things and im on season 2 now #good stuff #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #byler is canon #jk #or am i joking?#sorry for posting this #gay #queer #🎩🕊️

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phoebepheebsphibs · 10 months ago

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Last night I posted that private messages from strangers give me anxiety

And this afternoon someone private messaged me the phrase “Watch out!!” AND I ALMOST STARTED CRYING /lh

#despite how traumatizing this is i can’t stop laughing #i literally cant stop giggling over this #at the same time i might just pack it up /jk #why am i like this #laughing through the pain #i joke to cope #guys im going insane #anxitey

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gatorinator · 1 year ago

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I wanna kiss a girl I want a girl to kiss me on the mouth it can be platonic it can be for the bit it can be short it can be long I want a girl to makeout with me and stick her fingers in my mouth I want her to laugh it off I want her to blush a little I want to link my fingers with hers I want the kiss to mean nothing I want it to mean everything I want to be friends I want her to be ok with kissing a friend please isn’t there any girl who will kiss me

#al speaks #this is spurred on by the fact that I was walking hand in hand with my friend by the east gallery of the Berlin Wall and passed the mural #‘fraternal kiss’ where the Russian leader and the East German leader are kissing each other and there was two guys standing in front of it #and they kissed as their friends laughed and took pics. it was funny. and I turned to her and said #‘what if we kissed in front of the Berlin Wall?’ (trying to set up the ‘and we were both girls haha jk unless?’ joke)#and she IMMEDIATLEY got soooo uncomfy and was like ‘sorry #but no.’ which is fine!! but she jokes all the time about how I’m her ‘lesbian lover’ and i told her I was joking. but it stung.#I just want a friend who will kiss me for the bit.#again. don’t want to cross anyone’s personal boundaries. but girl if I have to hear you complain one more time about how much #you wanna makeout. I’m going to dieeee I am right heeeere I will be your man!! I am a good kisser!! aaaaaaaaaa

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cherrysnax · 8 months ago

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oh chara dreemurr, we’re really in it now

#guys who see themself as the literal devil incarnate #who honestly just need to smoke a little weed #not that chara should’ve smoked weed they were like 10 #but like if they had lived longer #they would smoke weed #that’s why my Kris is a pothead #keeps them from drawing up plans of murder suicide #jokes aside if Kris wasn’t nonverbal I think they’d be a monologuer like chara #kris sounds like uh Yuri lowenthal part 1 sasuke to me in my head #chara voice: oh isn’t this what it means to be ‘human’. I flinch at the word. my skin crawls at the acknowledgement of how I was born: pity #that my new family is cursed with the knowledge of me myself and I. asriel: yo nigga u want a blunt #chara: thank you dear brother I am normal now and I like being alive let’s not traumatize our parents and each other haha #if they smoked 1 (one) marijuana I believe that so much would’ve been avoided #jk but I do think toriel be smokin elven moongrass #I think she grows her own and used to when she was younger but stopped when she was queen #and it took a few more dead kids for her to start doing it again #she’s definitely doing it when frisk falls down but I think leaves that behind in the ruins #she’s definitely an alcoholic tho. I think it’s slightly better in deltarune but not by much #I think she drinks and gets really upset whenever she’s not busy or with Kris #but I think it’s like. once every month so she’s ’technically’ functioning but if she misses a day she’s fucked for the rest of the month #anyway I want alphys carnally

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formulaonedirection · 1 year ago

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carlos is mid, logan bodies him every time

the body

#jk idc #In a way a Madridista is the European equivalent of a Florida man why can't they just be friends #also why am i in it neither these names are in the formulaonedirection bible #i wanted to reply this with a screenshot of jess' funny carlos joke the other day but that feels like it should stay in texts

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mistbornthief · 1 year ago

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honestly biggest d.p. plot twist is that the show takes place in 2015

#am i an idiot?? i refuse to rewatch season one so maybe i just forgot but like #like military being the absolute worst? we done knew #d.p.#jk obvi it was the end end scene but you know. i must make a joke

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