#*sigh* he was an idiot

[httpiastri]

1. oscar feeling the need to explain that he didn't stare at or analyze shirtless ted, he just looked briefly

2. lando going "he shaves" with 0 hesitation

3. oscar going "…yeah"

(4. ?? i cant tell what he says after that?? pls someone enlighten me)

[heynhay]

thinking abt kleah. and like, on one hand i like the idea of everyone else being the same gender-wise in vld except them. but on the other hand i always love the bits where keith's gaydar is too dookie to realize lance is bi or lance has to have a bi crisis so maybe i can make allura SO butch that kat is like damn....leah likes him..... and not women...... meanwhile leah is essentially walking around in a butch bait t shirt whether knowingly or not

[minniiaa]

Not gonna lie the Garp saving Koby would have been even better if there was just quick cut to Ace in the after life throwing a hissy fit cause his bitch ass grandpa not only went against a Yonko and a ex-Admiral but also created a fucking galaxy just to save some Marine kid when he didn’t move a damn muscle to save him (or Luffy) in Marineford.

[arttlars]

They are so early bird / night owl coded...

[leojfitz]

And you expect me to thank you? Is that it? I just wanted you to know.

[kalashnikovlobotomy]

uuh can i get the rusame apology special to go? yes the one with no "sorry" pronounced, that's right. and fries.

[evilkaeya]

Dazai Osamu the IDIOT you are

[sciderman]

uncanny x-force (2010) #5

[arthurpendragonsass]

yk there's a lot of talk about the way merlin is practically a god but lives as an unassuming servant, and seeing this surprises druids/other magic users. i wanna see kind of the same thing happen to arthur with the people of his kingdom. we know arthur so intimately, from merlin's pov, but i wanna see him as a living legend. stories of his valor spreading across land, blown out of proportion and missing details. “the prince slayed the great dragon and gifted its head to the king!” “some say the goddess blessed him when he was born, when she took the queen back. how else does one survive an attack by a questing beast?” “he held out his hand and the sword stuck in solid stone flew to him! iwan says meredith’s aunt saw it herself!” “the word has come, king arthur defeated annis’ champion—a giant of a man!” old men discussing arthur’s policies, comparing them with those of previous rulers, and being glad that it's him on the throne “finally, a good fucking king.” people having faith that their ruler is generous and fair and can be approached in times of need, and having the comforting knowledge that he would do his best to help because that's what he did with the other village last year! young boys dreaming to join his army and young girls daydreaming about a fairy tale ending with him (or vice versa, obv). just... arthur of his people.

what I'm saying is i want an outsider pov character study of arthur pendragon king of camelot. hope that helps

[inkstainedhandswithrings]

thinking about the Ahsoka returns episode of clone wars and I’m like,,, so did Anakin just comm Rex like “hey dude, btw, quick heads up, you’re a commander now. Go fuck shit up with my daughter, have fun, be safe!” and hang up again?

because that seems very in character

[magnusbae]

On the rare occasions when Hob is actually mad at Dream— he refuses to sleep. Coffee, energy drinks and the God forsaken awakeness pills? All fair game. If he has to inject caffeine directly into his vein, he would. Hob doesn't often get mad, but when he does, he likes to make a point. Dream and Hob match in more than one ways, really, they do. And so it is that the Dream Lord must come out of his realm personally to sprinkle sand into his lover's eyes because he'd be damned if Hob refuses his gift for more than two nights in a row. Not speaking for 100 years? Easy. Hob refusing sleep? Unacceptable.

[fisheito]

My favourite fantasy lately is Kuya kidnapping Eiden and bringing him to a house in the woods to punish him for endangering himself during some adventure. Kuya keeps Eiden in bondage and constantly on edge, teasing and denying him. And Eiden just takes it without asking to be let out, allowing Kuya to vent his fear and frustration, because he's nice like that.

But, at some point, even the strongest little soldiers break, and just when Eiden is about to shatter from all the stress and Kuya's oppressive anxiety, Quincy comes for the rescue. He's the only one who managed to find that little wooden shack in the middle of nowhere (you know, because Kuya's allowed him to), and he comes in and persuades Kuya to relent.

Kuya hasn't even given Eiden any dick in all the (three? four?) days they've been at it, so serious he was about the discipline aspect!

Eiden cries when Kuya finally fucks him, and Quincy makes him spill

this just reminds me of Billowing Wildfire Kuya R2 where eiden saID sO HImself

i would not be surprised if kuya went full speed into an evil edging hostage situation because he doesn't know how to process eiden's mortality

[lika2]

My favourite part about ace attorney is when you talk to your defendant and they end up confessing to some crimes bcs there's always this random ass guard hearing this entire convo. Edgeworth dramatically confesses his guilt over possibly killing his own father, Phoenix dramatically refuses to give up on him, and this random guy just hangs out in the background hearing all of it

Or, in this case, Lana practically admits that Gant has been forging evidence and blackmailing her for two years, and the dude is just there like 🧍‍♂️

Not to mention Matt Engarde

[cringefaecompilation]

funny in a nasty sort of way that everyone was fucking PISSED at robbie for saying that technically the gods swang first and in a way damned orym's family to die a thousand years down the line, then insisted that dorian was going to tell orym to his face that his family deserved death and join ludinus out of spite. but then orym tells dorian to his face that he's just making excuses for a fascist if he is upset about his brother dying. despite him only saying he thinks the gods should be fairer and the playing field should be level.

again, the white supremacy in fandom jumped out!

[tetraandtheapples]

Erm!! I did more art!!!!!! My art style is so inconsistent I want to draw more realistically but I'm goofy goober at my core....... Gehahahaha

Also???? Pony Error under cut??????? (and a few error sketches!) Hidden slightly because I'm still a bit unsure about the design RAHH

I think it'd be cool if he had strings all over his body like he was some mangled stupid hasbro official pony plushie...... but the strings were like insanely last minute LMAO so I want to redo it again with that in mind.... when the pony takes me over again.

Transcript for Pony Info (because my handwriting is a bit messy)

PONY INFO!

Strings run along entire body

Used to have a cutie mark, but the file is "lost"

Horn sparks & glitches dangerously when using magic

-> Not harmful to him, but strong emotions can cause it to flare up (basically when the horn starts fuzzing a lot you know he's close to a full-on reboot)

Whatever the hell this thing is core -> (pic of very stupid looking Hasbro official Princess Twilight Sparkle plushie with brushable hair!!!! Batteries not included)

↓ WARNING!!! STUPID IDIOT BELOW!!!!!!! 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 ↓

[bg-brainrot]

Astarion x Dark Urge, but every time Astarion tries to reveal his vampirism, Durge is like 'that's perfectly normal, what are you talking about?'

Astarion: I drink blood.

Durge: Me too.

Astarion: No, really I'm a vampire. I'm undead and my skin is always cold.

Durge: Same.

Astarion: Hells below, take me seriously. I know I can walk in the sunlight now, but I'm a creature of the night!

Durge: Tell me about it, I hate waking up in the mornings.

Astarion: I've lived hundreds of years.

Durge: Uh, duh, you're an elf, aren't you?

Astarion: Please, just look at my damned fangs.

Durge: Woah, that's cool. Are you part tiefling or orc?

During the act 1 romance scene, they let Astarion bite and bite back in kind. They think it's just a good time.

During the Araj scene, they offer to bite Araj in his stead, still not understanding what the big deal is, 'I bet I bite better anyway.'

When they get to Cazador's lair, Astarion is convinced Durge will finally believe him now...

Durge: Wow, this Cazador dude is a really messed up druid isn't he?

Astarion: ... Why are you in charge again?

Durge: I genuinely do not know. Now come on, let's kill your father.

Astarion: He's not-- oh whatever. As long as we kill him 😮‍💨