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Gilbert et al. (2025)

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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

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odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

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lets overthrow mama

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collecting posts of this type

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"Do it scared" is out. "Do it in a fugue so dense as to barely be penetrable by uncertainty" is in.

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by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

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if you concentrate really hard you can exude all of your microplastics into a thin waxy layer, not unlike that of a babybel cheese