#*shuts my window*

[keferon]

Snow bots au anyone? :D

They're back together a year later because it's snowing again❄️

All right! For context: I imagine them hanging out every winter in some kind of resort (a resort that Blurr owns. Because his bar business has expanded that much over time.)

[laz-kay]

“Sounds like a hoot. Probably a good thing if I tag along, huh? Stay for dinner, make amusing small talk”.

Bob's Burgers, The Amazing Rudy (S14: E2)

[dykepawjob]

[im-his-druidess]

@small-sinclair more Band AU Vincent Sinclair? 👀

I swear any picture of Peter Steele reminds me of Vincent Sinclair 😩 it's just engrained in my mind at this point

[pup-pee]

he is the dirt under my fingernails

[hyunpic]

[14dayswithyou]

I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT REN'S BIRTHDAY!!! I PROMISE!!!!! There's been a lot of rain recently n half of my house is flooded now lol

[secondbeatsongs]

so I'm convinced - like, I can't prove it, but I'm convinced this is the case - that whenever I go too long without updating my computer, windows forces a crash on me so it can go "whoopsie daisy! :) since you're already fucked, might as well make you sit here for ten minutes while we install all those updates you said you didn't want! :) won't that be nice?"

like. I had an SSD bricked once by a windows update, so now I push them off for a while, because I know that microsoft pushes glitchy updates. I'm onto them, and I don't want to be their guinea pig.

but! it doesn't matter what my settings are, or for how long I tell windows update to shut up! because eventually, I'll get a bluescreen or a crash or something, and be forced to restart, and when I do windows very cheerfully shoves updates at me without my consent

I think this is intentional. and I fucking hate it.

anyway, this is my conspiracy theory, and my theory is that microsoft sucks

[thetrolltolls]

you know we all say "the gang ruined cricket" this "the gang destroyed cricket's life" that but it was actually the sheer sex appeal of ms. deandra reynolds that started this domino effect. matthew mara was down so bad for dee that he used his once in a lifetime permanent resignation from being a priest for a chance with her. let's all get it right: an opportunity for dee reynolds pussy destroyed cricket's life.

[snippydippy]

A few more for my fellow Montague brain rotted

[gunsatthaphan]

gun: *touches tinn*

tinn: leave a message after the beep. 

[feralhoekage]

Give me forehead kisses in public & watch my brain fall apart 😵‍💫

[aloe-plant-yippee]

if u can't read my handwriting:

SH: "they're coming this way. A slender... graceful form... i think i can make out a pale white face..."

JW: "SLENDERMAN?!"

[boag]

I hate when I’m in someone’s house full of stagnant ass air with no fans or anything it’s like being shoved in a closet . How are people comfortable with no airflow

[im-his-druidess]

I will NEVER get over how big Michael Myers was in Halloween 2007 🤤

Ft. Some Laurie as size reference lol

[szaryherbatnik]

2 days since i finished once upon a witchlight. 2 days since i last saw kremy. Kremy withdrawal is starting, and it hurts. Like a kremy hangover (which no is not connected with my actual hangover). Kremy means so much to me. In fact kremy means SO much to me i have a deep desire to get like a badge or a diploma for being a part of kremy nation. I would like to be perceived above all else- as a kremy girlie. WITNESS ME AS I TALK ABOUT KREMY LECROUX. contact me if you want to talk about kremy lecroux, i need to verify the info. When i die and my brain gets cut in half, all the wrinkles are shaped like kremy. And if one sunny day, running late somewhere, with a single slice of toast in my mouth, i bump into richie god damn gilder i will with no hesitation fall on the ground and thank him for creating kremy. And he will think wow shes so cool and normal, from his backpack he will produce a purple book. I gasp. Oh my god what is that. He says szare you are so cool you should have this its a book that contains every single fact about kremy ive been writing it for years. I will say thank you how can i ever show my gratitude. And he will say dw abt it bestie.

Every wednesday kremy nation shall gather as i will read a page from the kremy book.