#*rotating him in my mind like hes in a microwave*

[valentimmy]

he’s going to take his mom to a walk

[antipolygon]

chai and i have the same taste in fashion and music so i’m just straightup giving him my outfits cuz all i wear is band merch

[artful-peculiarities]

Kepler hcs. I’m doing this for you guys (I’m a liar. I have too many thoughts about him.)

-the biggest one for me is that he’s black/African American and I can honestly do a whole post about this hc specifically because it’s just too good. Maybe I will if I come up with a good starting point

-hates velvet. Awful texture

-had thought about owning a beehive at one point in his life

-gets way too impulsive when he’s bored. Just fucking look at the trivia list on his wiki page. Man probably climbed Mount Everest at least twice. Has made a stupid amount of impulse purchases on his company card.

-had a good relationship with both of his parents and this is important to how I see Kepler’s past and how he grew up and into who he became during canon

-he never told his old band mates why he left so to them, he just evaporated one day never to be seen again until they saw a news article about him fucking dying on a space mission. That led to the question of “who the fuck was our bari sax player and how did he get to space”

-enjoyed bugs as a kid. His mother called him bug as a nickname. Does not like ants, however. (I’m projecting. Leave me alone.)

-was on his high school wrestling team, one of the top players in his weight class

-world history was his favorite subject, I’ve got no reason for this. Gut instinct

-likes Chuck Berry’s music.

-wanted in multiple countries under multiple aliases, including (but not limited to) Canada, Guatemala, Chile, the Republic of Kongo, Morocco, Jamaica, Mongolia, New Zealand, Pakistan, and Seychelles. There are stories accounting for all of these.

-would probably get a kick out of the book House of Leaves. One of a few select books he would reread on occasion.

-he likes ikea only to walk around in. Never buys anything.

-was raised in a Christian majority community but never really believed in God. As a teen, he was pretty conflicted over it until he shoved all that down and forgot about it for the most part. The last time he thought of God was when, well. Yknow.

-owns a vintage record player that he repaired by hand with some help from Maxwell and Jacobi.

-while he owns just about every suit in existence, he primarily wears only one pair of formal shoes. Something something metaphor for how he views himself as a person something something

-the only personal effects in his Goddard office is a photo of him, Maxwell, and Jacobi on the bookshelf and a copy of Little Women, well worn (secondhand from his mother)

-very good cook. He took multiple cooking courses in his free time on his travels and picked up on a lot of local tips and tricks.

-favorite book ever is The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury. It was the only extra item he brought with him onto the Urania. He uses a copy of the group photo as a bookmark.

I’ll post a Maxwell hc version tomorrow because I’m sleepy

[andr0nap-wf]

inflicting yall with some of my albrecht hc

he has a sweet tooth (its gap moe, let me have this)

kind of a flop of a man tbh, hes like an anxious piece of furniture

chronic insomniac; doesnt sleep for days at a time, running on coffee and energy drinks until he inevitably crashes and sleeps for 2 days straight

passes out in weird places

also. dad snore™️

worst handwriting known to man (loid should be paid extra for translating that chicken scratch)

likes to keep his hands busy; writing, sketching, elbow deep in machinery, anything (borders on being fidgety)

king of micromanagement and really annoying about it

addictions galore (to cope)(its not helping at all)

actually kinda dogshit at lying, makes up for it by having a good poker face and simply Not Talking At All

getting anything out of him is like pulling teeth

cant stand his own company and will actively seek out loid and stick with him most of the time (this is canon actually but i need him to be lowkey clingy)

needs to be accompanied by kalymos to feel grounded (part of my service animal kaly hc yippee)

[saviorpilled]

hetch doodle page or sum idk :P my silly guy

[kay-selfships]

don’t look at me

[asmallcommitteeoffrogs]

I don't think I'm capable of being normal about Joel Smallishbeans

[grahamcore]

friendly reminder that 20 something detective will would look like this

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

So I was reading articles about John Hurt (as I do when I procrastinate on life in general lol) and I saw a still shot of a movie I’ve never seen still shots of before; so I looked it up. It’s a play. I was worried I wouldn’t find it in full online; but I did, so here it is in all its glory:

He’s just… ugh I want to gently hold his face in my hands he’s just so sad and lonely with his weepy voice and eye bags. I couldn’t process half of what he said but I think this is a warning about always speed-running through life to get to the next good thing. We should appreciate the moment; because in the end, we’ll have nothing at all but our memories. If we rush through life, we won’t have any memories to keep us warm at night when the chill of death creeps up on us in our old age.

Also, spool, spooooooooooollll…….

spoooooooooooooooooooooolllllll [cackles in mentally unstable]

@kaleidoscopr @theindo @possessedbydevils @randomtwospirit

[emlos]

[id: digital illustration from the fisheye perspective of misfire, he is leaning towards the middle of the viewpoint and grinning, while his hands are folded behind his back. in the background is a blue sky and a few rooftops.]

(SPEEDPAINT LINK)

[draconic-distress]

ykw 30 day 26!! I couldn’t pick a favorite I love all of them they are so so silly my friends :)

[zaacataac]

You see there are two versions of Lost Boys in my head

Percy and Jacob connect over their similar pasts and end up in a happy sweet and loving relationship where they work through their individual struggles together and get better

Percy, who is a fucked up little shit with no self awareness or half decent communication skills, meets a cute guy who’s into him and thinks to himself “hey, this’ll be a great distraction from the fucked up mess that was my last relationship.” He unintentionally leads Jacob on for multiple months, and it ends up going down like the towers on 9/11

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

What a beautiful Saturday to absolutely lose my marbles about Elijah Kamski again ✊🏻😔

[teabutmakeitazure]

honkai star rail 2.1 will leave me a different person

[andr0nap-wf]

entertaining the idea of loid accompanying albrecht to 1999 a few times before shit goes down

al introduces him to the staff of his little fake hospital there as loid entrati, his husband

for convenience

its not convenient at all, obviously. in what world would this be convenient? in fact it probably makes things more complicated but he does so anyway with every introduction

all while loid is playing along and trying to refrain from shaking like a neurotic greyhound going through 10 different mental breakdowns at once

it has to suck to see your dream turn into something akin of a nightmare: you get to call the love of your life your husband but you know youre playing pretend. the universe is taunting you with something you can never truly have

[killjoy-prince]

hasn't drawn in a while

decides to change that

opens clip paint

tries out a pencil i had downloaded but never used

draws the first thing that came to mind