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I finished below zero and I'm a wreck
#subnautica below zero#al-an#al an#subnautica alan#subnautica animation#he's like a child in my mind#rotating him in a microwave....
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Eddie x fem!reader (reader wears lingerie, no other descriptions of reader given except mentioning hitting that spot just right)
Contents: lingerie, both are a lil pervy tbh, humiliation, crying, praise kink, sub!Eddie, this is literally just horny ramblings
18+ only
It wasn't every day you came back to your house and your best friend had broken in. Maybe, every other week at best.
Usually, Eddie would be high eating your snacks (you were thinking about getting a lock for the cabinets). Or he would be watching whatever show you recorded and tease you about spoiling it (you threatened to use the VHS to beat him over the head and strangle him with the VHS ribbon if he did).
But, you had no clue Eddie was even in your house today. His van wasn't parked in your driveway when you came home. His shoes weren't in a haphazard pile at the front door. You had 0 clue he was there.
Not until you heard a thump coming from your bedroom. Which, your first thought went to the knickknacks you had that someone could be stealing (they wouldn't cause to a normal person it was junk but to you they were memories).
You grabbed a knife from the kitchen (you weren't gonna die without a fight, besides you learned a thing or two from the horror movies Eddie made you watch). You quietly pushed your bedroom door open and-
Shit.
Eddie was standing in your room in front of your mirror. Miles of pale skin just on display, scattered with contrasting dark tattoos he had. Nothing on, save for your lilac lingerie.
The palest purple lace bra, you can see from the back isn't even clipped correctly, missing the hook entirely. But the color is striking on Eddie. The lace thong cuts high on Eddie's ass, and you try not to gawk at the little black heart tattooed on his cheek. Eddie's scars seem softer amongst the lace.
How often did Eddie do this? Come over and put on your lingerie? Stand in front of the mirror and rub his fingers over his one hardened nipple. You couldn't see from where you were, but you knew his cock was hard. He'd be leaking all over your underwear, marking them.
Eddie lets out a little moan and it ignites a fire in your gut. You lick you lips as you watch Eddie, which maybe makes you a pervert but really it is your house and he is wearing your clothes so if anyone is-
Fuck why is it so hot?
"So-" you clear your throat. Eddie let's out a screech (that you are pretty sure ruined your eardrums) as he whirls around. He tries to cover himself with his arms, curls in on himself. And Holy cow he is hard.
He is big, so big, the tip just peeking out of the waistband of the panties. You can see the pearly translucent precum already dripping onto the underwear.
"I- fuck, I'm aha listen I can exp- i can explain!" Eddie fumbles over his words. You blink a few times tearing your eyes away from his massive dick (oh it would feel so good it would hit every spot just right).
Eddie's face is red, tears welling up in his eyes. "Oh Baby, no," you rush over, pausing when Eddie flinches. You gently put a hand out on Eddie's shoulder, drawing him into a hug, " It's- it's okay. Please don't cry." "Don't hate me." You gasp in shock, pulling back to look in his eyes," I could never!"
Eddie's eyes are wet, filled with unshed tears. His nose is turning a bit red, from embarrassment, shame, or sadness you can't tell. But his cheeks are such a pretty pink you think it'd look nice elsewhere on his pale skin.
Eddie hides his face with his hair, shuffling his feet a bit. "So..." you pause unsure how to ask it politely so you just go for it," I can see this is a kink thing...but like, what kind?"
Eddie shrugs," Wanted to feel pretty..." You frown," You are pretty Eddie." Eddie shakes his head and gestures to his abdomen," Not with these."
Eddie really should not be drawing your eyes any further south then his face. Cause your pulse kicks up and the fire inside you lights back up your spine. You can't help but notice his dick is still hard as a rock.
"You are too pretty." "Not really." "Yes!" Not-" You shove Eddie lightly, causing him to stumble back and fall onto the bed. Eddie's eyes widen in shock as he peers up at you.
"Don't talk about my best friend that way! You are too pretty. And handsome. Funny. So talented," You sigh and step forward, into Eddie's parted legs. Eddie leans up on his elbows and blinks rapidly at you. "You're so fucking pretty Baby." You murmur, hand reaching out lightly touching his thigh.
Eddie let's out a whine before looking startled at himself. You can't help but notice his dick twitch under the pale purple lace. "You like being called pretty?" You smirk. "Like when you call me Baby," Eddie replies softly.
You aren't sure who moves first, but suddenly your arms are wrapped around each other. Your lips meet Eddie's without hesitation. His are slightly chapped but still soft, molding perfectly against your own.
You run your hand down Eddie's neck, to the pale bra strap and snap it. He gasps and you take the chance, slipping your tongue into his mouth. He tastes of weed, mint gum, and just Eddie.
Eddie moans against you, hips bucking forward seeking friction. You pull back, gasping for air. Eddie let's out a whine," No, come back-" "I ain't going anywhere Baby."
Eddie's eyes flutter shut as he bites his lip. He hums as you kiss his jaw, lightly nipping at his pulse point. He shivers against you, hips bucking forward again. You suck lightly as you decide to give him some relief.
Your hand snakes down, grasping him firmly. You lightly squeeze through the lace, giving just enough friction as you move your hand.
"Look so good in my lingerie Baby, you should wear it more often." You murmur between kisses. Eddie nods absently, gasping and moaning beneath you. "Got a red pair that has some nice straps, you'd look so metal and so so pretty."
Eddie freezes, mouth falling open. His brow wrinkles slightly as he moans, pleasure overtaking him. His hips spasm, even his thighs twitch, as he comes. You can feel your underwear get soaked along with part of his stomach.
You stroke him through it, extending his pleasure until he whimpers and pushes at your hand. You pull back, smiling softly at his face. Eddie's eyes flutter open, darting down to your lips. "Kiss?" He asks quietly, unsure. You simply smile and kiss him again.
#So listen...I wrote this in a feverish state and then sat here and stared at a wall for about 5 minutes#I am sure I could add more contents but uh my brain is not working#Literally just sitting with this scenario and nodding to myself whispering “yea...yeah”#Eddie would look so good#He tries it on all innocent but then likes the way it looks and feels and he is like OH#He is like ya know what I can wear whatever the hell I want he could buy his own but he doesn't cause money#But also something about wearing yours gets his blood pumping#He really never expected to tell you anytime soon and was definitely not expecting you to come home#But as he lays in bed next to you he can't help but be glad#And plan your future wedding but hey what happens in his mind stays in his mind...#And if he writes it in a journal with hearts and your names mashed together so what!!#He is still all mean and metal even if he wants to be called baby and held and look pretty#I love him he is rotating in my brain rn just sitting with his arms wrapped around his knees spinning in the microwave#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x you#eddie munson x y/n#eddie munson/reader#eddie munson#sub!eddie munson x reader#sub!eddie munson#sub!eddie munson x you#Jade is talking
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Xaden, sitting on the roof of Riorson House, waiting for his father to come back. Xaden, standing at the edge of the ravine, waiting for the sage to resurface. The absolute perversion that the person who actually returns is the one that he killed.
#and with the venin's fucked up family thing going on calling each other brothers... does he not count as berwyn's son as well?#violet come rescue your man!!!#im so unwell about xaden he's my pathetic little meow meow im rotating him in my mind like a microwave#onyx storm#xaden riorson#onyx storm spoilers#onyx storm spoiler#iron flame#fourth wing#the empyrean#rebecca yarros#empyrean series#xadenviolet#berwyn#fen riorson
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he’s going to take his mom to a walk
#timmy draws stuff#fanart#digital art#my art#ff7#ffvii#sephiroth#final fantasy vii#jenova#horror#I’m rotating him in my mind like a microwave#he lives in my head and doesn’t even pay the rent he’s so mean 😒
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Can you draw more long hair Gi-hun please 🙏🏽 I need him wearing a Hawaiian button up shirt!
i sure can! its been a Minute since ive drawn my long hair gi-hun and ive missed him dearly links to my other posts abt this concept if you missed it: 1, 2, 3
#jung-bae cameo cuz i didnt add him last time i drew this concept and thats been bugging me#also lowkey he & gi-hun are rotating in my mind#slowly. like theyre in a shitty microwave. having some thoughts i may elaborate on later#jung-bae approves of the hair btw#also so so sorry it took me like a trillion years to get to this#squid game#seong gi hun#park jung bae#seong gihun#park jungbae#squid game fanart#fanart#doodle#my art#asks#requests
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Rewatched Future.
#Rotating him in my mind like microwave#steven universe#kaiju steven#corrupted steven#steven universe future#animation#he's friend shaped I think
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Having to block everyone who has "wincest dni" in their bio not because I ship wincest (because I have come to the conclusion that I actually don't) but because I do think it'd be fun to poke around at the very real weirdness of their relationship that I've noticed in the show so far. And I'm 99% sure that my poking around will get seen as shipping.
#andiv3r rambles#incest mention#stupid because i Don't ship them. i dont want them to kiss or whatever i just think they're Weird and would like to acknowledge that#and maybe play around with it . and try to figure out what the fuck is going on.#but nobody in any fandom wants to play anymorree#like im sorry they're weird. im sorry they got repeatedly assumed to be a couple just within the first and second season#and then compared to bonnie and clyde. and then !#. “an old married couple.”#and also there was the “just brothers” comment which i've spent so long ranting about that i'm sure all my friends are sick of hearing about#how what i'm sure was some writer's intention of doubling down on the “look they're SO not having weird gay incestuous feelings for one#another“#MAJORLY backfired and instead implied that the incest was more of a possibility. whereas just about ANY other phrasing wouldn't have.#i dunno. i dunno! once again i don't ship them . but i do think they're weird about one another. codependent maybe? dean specifically says#that he couldn't continue living if sam dies. they both try to sell their own souls to keep the other one alive#which again!! doesnt imply incest necessarily!! but it does imply Weirdness! they ARE weird!#probably a lot to do with their upbringing. but like. they are Weird. they behave strangely and act like they Need one another#which is Not normal for a sibling bond 👍#but yeah . yeah i'm rambling now. it's whatever.#tl;dr i don't ship them but their relationship is Canonically Weird And Abnormal and i think it's unfair to ask me to ignore that#and just go “haha they're so Brother. they're so Regular Normal Sibling.” because they're Not#they have that sibling bond that makes me go “aha#these are clearly brothers“#but then they say and do shit that makes me just want to grab the nearest person and scream ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT#WHAT DO YOU MEAN “she knows your weakness. it's me” STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT TO YOUR BROTHER. THAT'S NOT NORMAL!!!!#. ahem. anyway. yeah. sorry#i can't wait till i get to later seasons and castiel shows up because i've heard im going to Like him#and also because Gay People#but for now i'm rotating sam and dean around in my mind in a microwave and Wishing i could put them in therapy together#because they Need to learn how to not be so strange and odd about one another in an unhealthy way
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inflicting yall with some of my albrecht hc
he has a sweet tooth (its gap moe, let me have this)
kind of a flop of a man tbh, hes like an anxious piece of furniture
chronic insomniac; doesnt sleep for days at a time, running on coffee and energy drinks until he inevitably crashes and sleeps for 2 days straight
passes out in weird places
also. dad snore™️
worst handwriting known to man (loid should be paid extra for translating that chicken scratch)
likes to keep his hands busy; writing, sketching, elbow deep in machinery, anything (borders on being fidgety)
king of micromanagement and really annoying about it
addictions galore (to cope)(its not helping at all)
actually kinda dogshit at lying, makes up for it by having a good poker face and simply Not Talking At All
getting anything out of him is like pulling teeth
cant stand his own company and will actively seek out loid and stick with him most of the time (this is canon actually but i need him to be lowkey clingy)
needs to be accompanied by kalymos to feel grounded (part of my service animal kaly hc yippee)
#andro talks#warframe#albrecht entrati#personal hc#rotating the old man in my mind microwave#since i dont draw him nearly as much i need to talk ab him#hes like a pathetic dusty old cat to me#my beloved
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Every day I miss shiro 💔
#shiro#takashi shirogane#voltron shiro#every day 💔#he’s my universe#my stars#Takashi shirogane my beloved#shiro my beloved#I love him so much#I don’t think you understand#rotating him in my mind like a microwave#literally making him so soft and loved#how could u hate a man like that
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so we all agree franziska kay and ema made a groupchat after investigations 2 to which maya and seb were added later right
we can safely assume fender is that one uncle that loves uploading stuff to whatsapp status like boomer jokes and pictures of the sunset right
it's perfectly reasonable to infer edgeworth FINALLY got a second phone because using the same number/device for both work and personal life was starting to get impossible to manage right
#so much more i could say. i have a lot of thoughts about so many characters#miles' social life growing in three years to a point his 26 y/o self could never fathom...... because connections help people grow....#and he's been making so many they've helped him and he's helped them and it's just so nice to see......#same goes for franziska btw. i know she and adrian have a biweekly call set up#and dare i say she's the PERFECT person to talk to when it comes to sins of the father or expectations from family name as seen in aai2#so maya kay seb just name her the president of their fucked up little club#ema is there bc she's cool and she has worked w phoenix n edgeworth too#wait pause. could ema and franziska bond over fucked up things their siblings did for them and to them#are lana and byrne somewhat similar. wait. no. i'm messing this all up#nevermind me#ace attorney#aai#aa investigations#aai2 spoilers#somewhat#better safe than sorry!#aa spoilers#ace attorney investigations#rotating all these characters i'm not gonna tag in my mind like it's a microwave
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don’t look at me
#he’s just rotating in my mind like a microwave and unfortunately the only cure is to draw him until he goes away#enstars#ensemble stars#rinne amagi#self ship#self ship community#self shipping#selfship#f/o community#selfshipping#self insert art#selfshipper#f/o#self insert#yumejoshi#yumeship#fictional other#romantic f/o#the hating rinne amagi to tolerating him to liking him pipeline is real#sigh#btw i know i didn’t actually draw him here don’t worry that art is coming sksjskhsks#rinne x kay#rinkay#kayrin#i dunno yet LMAO#enstars yume#self insert x canon
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he;s fucking OURPLE dude!!!


#I have nothing better to say he’s just been rotating in my mind like if he was in a microwave#imagine me shoving him in your face like he’s a plushie toy#two star crossed lovers reaching out🖤✨
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ykw 30 day 26!! I couldn’t pick a favorite I love all of them they are so so silly my friends :)

#I realize it’s kinda funny how I first started getting into the series when I was in fifth grade they were also fifth graders it makes sense#Katie is my favorite I always play as her cuz she’s so silly and fun and her design is so fucking good#but I’ve gained an appreciation for Nate recently because I used to not be super invested in him but he’s rlly fucking funny :)#And Lucas is the skrunkly of all time I’m rotating his tragic ass in my mind like a microwave he’s fucked up I love him </3#They’re all besties to me <3 yippee#my art#traditional sketch#yokai watch#keita amano#nate adams#fumi komada#katie forester#lucas schiffer#hikage mao#yw30day
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You see there are two versions of Lost Boys in my head
Percy and Jacob connect over their similar pasts and end up in a happy sweet and loving relationship where they work through their individual struggles together and get better
Percy, who is a fucked up little shit with no self awareness or half decent communication skills, meets a cute guy who’s into him and thinks to himself “hey, this’ll be a great distraction from the fucked up mess that was my last relationship.” He unintentionally leads Jacob on for multiple months, and it ends up going down like the towers on 9/11
#Both versions are fun depending on how I’m feeling#Like I love Percy but he’s so fucked up#I know that he’s capable of being in a healthy relationship but like I don’t think that comes naturally to him either#Sometimes I like to think about him getting better but also I love drama#I know I’ve been really annoying about them and I’m so sorry about that but it either this or them rotating in my mind like a microwave#And I don’t want to accidentally blow my kitchen up#Lost Boys ship#I’m not tagging hfth in don’t want this on the tag#You can add your own thoughts and stuff if you want I want to hear it i just don’t want to clog the fandom tag
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thinkbing about. him
#random thoughts#fnaf#rotating him in my mind like an orb or perhapps a microwavable tv dinner#love the idea of a character who for some reason has him in their house and does regular maintenance on him#someone who worked for fazbear fright and fucking. stole him#au where the place wasn't burned down and actually opened and some kid started working there and fucking took his ass#springtrap in my head is like. mostly an animal. running on instinct and ancient programming. only rarely lucid#the kid who took him oh my god. what if someone who was the sibling of one of the five missing kids stole him#and like. they know he's the man behind the slaughter and can remember him from when he was alive#and they take him and keep him running as like a form of torture. because fazbear fright was gonna be shut down and the animatronic#was gonna be destroyed or smth and they were like 'no you son of a bitch not yet'#and they can sometimes see the ghosts of the children and employees who died and henry. but like they're not done#they cant let go. not yet.#cant let him go to the beyond because that would be too merciful for a son of a bitch like him#but springtrap cant really understand whats happening and mostly just sees Some Guy keeping him running so most of his feelings#are positive#when he's semi lucid he tries to kill them#when he recognizes them from before he kind of shuts down#the range is 'friend!!!' to 'i am going to fucking murder you' to 'how did you do in pe today'#like this guy mostly isn't william afton. idk who he is but he isn't him most of the time#i imagine the springtrap suit is a unique model so its hard to get replacement parts for him so most of him is custom at this point#idk what they do with the bones. probably leave them alone for the most part out of fear of him passing on if they got rid of them#he smells like dirt and mildew and restroom deoderizer probably#i imagine their thoughts on him are 'i recognize this mostly isnt the man who killed my sibling so i dont want him to suffer'#'but also i cant handle the idea of even a little of the man who killed my sibling being able to stop suffering'#like this is william's idea of hell. complete depersonalization#they make his stay tolerable. decent maintenance. idk what kind of enrichment he needs#being kept in a basement away from regular social interaction is probably hell for any children's animatronic#so he loves when they come down for maintenance. probably rarely at first and then more frequently as they adjust themself to his presence#idk how he feels about maintenance. probably very used to the feeling of having a dude inside of him lmaooo
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hasn't drawn in a while
decides to change that
opens clip paint
tries out a pencil i had downloaded but never used
draws the first thing that came to mind
#prince's talk tag#i accidentally put the bg color and the drawing on the same layer so you get to see all of my lines#its just a warm up but i wanted to still share it bc i think i drew rui's expression cute here#hes just :3c#the thing i want to actually draw isnt even for this series thats how prominent they are in my mind especially my boy#i like to rotate him in my head like food being cooked in the microwave#rui kamishiro#prsk fa
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