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Every day I miss shiro 💔
#shiro#takashi shirogane#voltron shiro#every day 💔#he’s my universe#my stars#Takashi shirogane my beloved#shiro my beloved#I love him so much#I don’t think you understand#rotating him in my mind like a microwave#literally making him so soft and loved#how could u hate a man like that
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Guys idk how you watched the wine stream with toosh live i literally had to walk away from my computer SO many times what the hell was going ON in that stream?
#may was right the last 10 mins was Much#But the whole stream i felt like i shouldn't have been there#i had to watch it in sections in order to cope and not spontaneously combust yesyes#anyways tub stream yay let's get the shark drunk i want to see him experiencing a lack of control for once#Rotating him in my mind like a microwave
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Charon !!!!
#i'm rotating him in my mind like the microwave#fallout#charon fallout#i'm probably gonna draw him more often. surely not because i developed a liking for this character... not at all........#starbsart
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the winter king is sooo tumblr sexyman yes but can we talk about the candy queen being the best representation of your average tumblr user with Blorbo Disease — her fucking song???? “AND SO IM GONNA PUT YOU INTO A BLENDER WITH MEE, SET THE OVEN TO THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DEGREEES” nooo one understands love/obsession except for her and all of us
#fictional characters who would say stuff like#i need to put him in the microwave i need to put him in a jar and shake him#i am rotating him in my mind#she obsessed with that old man she’s sooo us coded#winter king#the winter king#candy queen#simon petrikov#fionna and cake#kelp#adventure time
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I finished below zero and I'm a wreck
#subnautica below zero#al-an#al an#subnautica alan#subnautica animation#he's like a child in my mind#rotating him in a microwave....
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Didn't have much time but I wanted to draw so badly, so have my fav silly guy just being happy for once
#linked universe#lu mask#oot link#mm link#young link#time travel shenanigans#tloz#tloz fanart#my art#I thought of him waving at Warriors and the captain being like “???”#rotating happy Mask brainrot on my mind like it's in a microwave#I really should draw him like this more#I like it#it looks so rough but I've had a rough week#rambling in the tags
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Eddie x fem!reader (reader wears lingerie, no other descriptions of reader given except mentioning hitting that spot just right)
Contents: lingerie, both are a lil pervy tbh, humiliation, crying, praise kink, sub!Eddie, this is literally just horny ramblings
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It wasn't every day you came back to your house and your best friend had broken in. Maybe, every other week at best.
Usually, Eddie would be high eating your snacks (you were thinking about getting a lock for the cabinets). Or he would be watching whatever show you recorded and tease you about spoiling it (you threatened to use the VHS to beat him over the head and strangle him with the VHS ribbon if he did).
But, you had no clue Eddie was even in your house today. His van wasn't parked in your driveway when you came home. His shoes weren't in a haphazard pile at the front door. You had 0 clue he was there.
Not until you heard a thump coming from your bedroom. Which, your first thought went to the knickknacks you had that someone could be stealing (they wouldn't cause to a normal person it was junk but to you they were memories).
You grabbed a knife from the kitchen (you weren't gonna die without a fight, besides you learned a thing or two from the horror movies Eddie made you watch). You quietly pushed your bedroom door open and-
Shit.
Eddie was standing in your room in front of your mirror. Miles of pale skin just on display, scattered with contrasting dark tattoos he had. Nothing on, save for your lilac lingerie.
The palest purple lace bra, you can see from the back isn't even clipped correctly, missing the hook entirely. But the color is striking on Eddie. The lace thong cuts high on Eddie's ass, and you try not to gawk at the little black heart tattooed on his cheek. Eddie's scars seem softer amongst the lace.
How often did Eddie do this? Come over and put on your lingerie? Stand in front of the mirror and rub his fingers over his one hardened nipple. You couldn't see from where you were, but you knew his cock was hard. He'd be leaking all over your underwear, marking them.
Eddie lets out a little moan and it ignites a fire in your gut. You lick you lips as you watch Eddie, which maybe makes you a pervert but really it is your house and he is wearing your clothes so if anyone is-
Fuck why is it so hot?
"So-" you clear your throat. Eddie let's out a screech (that you are pretty sure ruined your eardrums) as he whirls around. He tries to cover himself with his arms, curls in on himself. And Holy cow he is hard.
He is big, so big, the tip just peeking out of the waistband of the panties. You can see the pearly translucent precum already dripping onto the underwear.
"I- fuck, I'm aha listen I can exp- i can explain!" Eddie fumbles over his words. You blink a few times tearing your eyes away from his massive dick (oh it would feel so good it would hit every spot just right).
Eddie's face is red, tears welling up in his eyes. "Oh Baby, no," you rush over, pausing when Eddie flinches. You gently put a hand out on Eddie's shoulder, drawing him into a hug, " It's- it's okay. Please don't cry." "Don't hate me." You gasp in shock, pulling back to look in his eyes," I could never!"
Eddie's eyes are wet, filled with unshed tears. His nose is turning a bit red, from embarrassment, shame, or sadness you can't tell. But his cheeks are such a pretty pink you think it'd look nice elsewhere on his pale skin.
Eddie hides his face with his hair, shuffling his feet a bit. "So..." you pause unsure how to ask it politely so you just go for it," I can see this is a kink thing...but like, what kind?"
Eddie shrugs," Wanted to feel pretty..." You frown," You are pretty Eddie." Eddie shakes his head and gestures to his abdomen," Not with these."
Eddie really should not be drawing your eyes any further south then his face. Cause your pulse kicks up and the fire inside you lights back up your spine. You can't help but notice his dick is still hard as a rock.
"You are too pretty." "Not really." "Yes!" Not-" You shove Eddie lightly, causing him to stumble back and fall onto the bed. Eddie's eyes widen in shock as he peers up at you.
"Don't talk about my best friend that way! You are too pretty. And handsome. Funny. So talented," You sigh and step forward, into Eddie's parted legs. Eddie leans up on his elbows and blinks rapidly at you. "You're so fucking pretty Baby." You murmur, hand reaching out lightly touching his thigh.
Eddie let's out a whine before looking startled at himself. You can't help but notice his dick twitch under the pale purple lace. "You like being called pretty?" You smirk. "Like when you call me Baby," Eddie replies softly.
You aren't sure who moves first, but suddenly your arms are wrapped around each other. Your lips meet Eddie's without hesitation. His are slightly chapped but still soft, molding perfectly against your own.
You run your hand down Eddie's neck, to the pale bra strap and snap it. He gasps and you take the chance, slipping your tongue into his mouth. He tastes of weed, mint gum, and just Eddie.
Eddie moans against you, hips bucking forward seeking friction. You pull back, gasping for air. Eddie let's out a whine," No, come back-" "I ain't going anywhere Baby."
Eddie's eyes flutter shut as he bites his lip. He hums as you kiss his jaw, lightly nipping at his pulse point. He shivers against you, hips bucking forward again. You suck lightly as you decide to give him some relief.
Your hand snakes down, grasping him firmly. You lightly squeeze through the lace, giving just enough friction as you move your hand.
"Look so good in my lingerie Baby, you should wear it more often." You murmur between kisses. Eddie nods absently, gasping and moaning beneath you. "Got a red pair that has some nice straps, you'd look so metal and so so pretty."
Eddie freezes, mouth falling open. His brow wrinkles slightly as he moans, pleasure overtaking him. His hips spasm, even his thighs twitch, as he comes. You can feel your underwear get soaked along with part of his stomach.
You stroke him through it, extending his pleasure until he whimpers and pushes at your hand. You pull back, smiling softly at his face. Eddie's eyes flutter open, darting down to your lips. "Kiss?" He asks quietly, unsure. You simply smile and kiss him again.
#So listen...I wrote this in a feverish state and then sat here and stared at a wall for about 5 minutes#I am sure I could add more contents but uh my brain is not working#Literally just sitting with this scenario and nodding to myself whispering “yea...yeah”#Eddie would look so good#He tries it on all innocent but then likes the way it looks and feels and he is like OH#He is like ya know what I can wear whatever the hell I want he could buy his own but he doesn't cause money#But also something about wearing yours gets his blood pumping#He really never expected to tell you anytime soon and was definitely not expecting you to come home#But as he lays in bed next to you he can't help but be glad#And plan your future wedding but hey what happens in his mind stays in his mind...#And if he writes it in a journal with hearts and your names mashed together so what!!#He is still all mean and metal even if he wants to be called baby and held and look pretty#I love him he is rotating in my brain rn just sitting with his arms wrapped around his knees spinning in the microwave#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x you#eddie munson x y/n#eddie munson/reader#eddie munson#sub!eddie munson x reader#sub!eddie munson#sub!eddie munson x you#Jade is talking
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Xaden, sitting on the roof of Riorson House, waiting for his father to come back. Xaden, standing at the edge of the ravine, waiting for the sage to resurface. The absolute perversion that the person who actually returns is the one that he killed.
#and with the venin's fucked up family thing going on calling each other brothers... does he not count as berwyn's son as well?#violet come rescue your man!!!#im so unwell about xaden he's my pathetic little meow meow im rotating him in my mind like a microwave#onyx storm#xaden riorson#onyx storm spoilers#onyx storm spoiler#iron flame#fourth wing#the empyrean#rebecca yarros#empyrean series#xadenviolet#berwyn#fen riorson
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he’s going to take his mom to a walk
#timmy draws stuff#fanart#digital art#my art#ff7#ffvii#sephiroth#final fantasy vii#jenova#horror#I’m rotating him in my mind like a microwave#he lives in my head and doesn’t even pay the rent he’s so mean 😒
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Can you draw more long hair Gi-hun please 🙏🏽 I need him wearing a Hawaiian button up shirt!
i sure can! its been a Minute since ive drawn my long hair gi-hun and ive missed him dearly links to my other posts abt this concept if you missed it: 1, 2, 3
#jung-bae cameo cuz i didnt add him last time i drew this concept and thats been bugging me#also lowkey he & gi-hun are rotating in my mind#slowly. like theyre in a shitty microwave. having some thoughts i may elaborate on later#jung-bae approves of the hair btw#also so so sorry it took me like a trillion years to get to this#squid game#seong gi hun#park jung bae#seong gihun#park jungbae#squid game fanart#fanart#doodle#my art#asks#requests
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I think what drives me the craziest about yorishima is how he still looks so young despite being grandpa-aged instead of how handsome he actually looks 😭
#can you tell that i'm still picking my jaw up from the floor one week later lmao 😭😭😭 yorishima ep you can't get here fast enough!!!!!#i do NOT care for the lonely and mysterious aura that you carry or your stupidly soft gray-green ish hair or your youthful complexion#tell me about the youkai that possessed your arm and how it correlates to how you stopped aging and why you became a shut-in!!!! @ yorishima#miss midorikawa can i please peek into your kitchen. pretty please. what are you cooking. please share your secret#i rotate him on my mind like a plate in a microwave waaaay too much for my liking lmao 🧍♀️ i need to know his secrets gwuhhhh...#yorishima#natsume's book of friends#natsume yuujinchou#natsuyuu
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Having to block everyone who has "wincest dni" in their bio not because I ship wincest (because I have come to the conclusion that I actually don't) but because I do think it'd be fun to poke around at the very real weirdness of their relationship that I've noticed in the show so far. And I'm 99% sure that my poking around will get seen as shipping.
#andiv3r rambles#incest mention#stupid because i Don't ship them. i dont want them to kiss or whatever i just think they're Weird and would like to acknowledge that#and maybe play around with it . and try to figure out what the fuck is going on.#but nobody in any fandom wants to play anymorree#like im sorry they're weird. im sorry they got repeatedly assumed to be a couple just within the first and second season#and then compared to bonnie and clyde. and then !#. “an old married couple.”#and also there was the “just brothers” comment which i've spent so long ranting about that i'm sure all my friends are sick of hearing about#how what i'm sure was some writer's intention of doubling down on the “look they're SO not having weird gay incestuous feelings for one#another“#MAJORLY backfired and instead implied that the incest was more of a possibility. whereas just about ANY other phrasing wouldn't have.#i dunno. i dunno! once again i don't ship them . but i do think they're weird about one another. codependent maybe? dean specifically says#that he couldn't continue living if sam dies. they both try to sell their own souls to keep the other one alive#which again!! doesnt imply incest necessarily!! but it does imply Weirdness! they ARE weird!#probably a lot to do with their upbringing. but like. they are Weird. they behave strangely and act like they Need one another#which is Not normal for a sibling bond 👍#but yeah . yeah i'm rambling now. it's whatever.#tl;dr i don't ship them but their relationship is Canonically Weird And Abnormal and i think it's unfair to ask me to ignore that#and just go “haha they're so Brother. they're so Regular Normal Sibling.” because they're Not#they have that sibling bond that makes me go “aha#these are clearly brothers“#but then they say and do shit that makes me just want to grab the nearest person and scream ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT#WHAT DO YOU MEAN “she knows your weakness. it's me” STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT TO YOUR BROTHER. THAT'S NOT NORMAL!!!!#. ahem. anyway. yeah. sorry#i can't wait till i get to later seasons and castiel shows up because i've heard im going to Like him#and also because Gay People#but for now i'm rotating sam and dean around in my mind in a microwave and Wishing i could put them in therapy together#because they Need to learn how to not be so strange and odd about one another in an unhealthy way
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Doey... my darling Doey
#💬 rory rambles#no thoughts just rotating him in my mind like it’s a microwave#I told you guys#I TOLD YOU I would grow attached to any character voiced by Michael Kovach#and I did#though at least this one isn’t a twink#a big long hug from him would fix me#I need to draw him. someone should commission me to draw him#wink wonk
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inflicting yall with some of my albrecht hc
he has a sweet tooth (its gap moe, let me have this)
kind of a flop of a man tbh, hes like an anxious piece of furniture
chronic insomniac; doesnt sleep for days at a time, running on coffee and energy drinks until he inevitably crashes and sleeps for 2 days straight
passes out in weird places
also. dad snore™️
worst handwriting known to man (loid should be paid extra for translating that chicken scratch)
likes to keep his hands busy; writing, sketching, elbow deep in machinery, anything (borders on being fidgety)
king of micromanagement and really annoying about it
addictions galore (to cope)(its not helping at all)
actually kinda dogshit at lying, makes up for it by having a good poker face and simply Not Talking At All
getting anything out of him is like pulling teeth
cant stand his own company and will actively seek out loid and stick with him most of the time (this is canon actually but i need him to be lowkey clingy)
needs to be accompanied by kalymos to feel grounded (part of my service animal kaly hc yippee)
#andro talks#warframe#albrecht entrati#personal hc#rotating the old man in my mind microwave#since i dont draw him nearly as much i need to talk ab him#hes like a pathetic dusty old cat to me#my beloved
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so we all agree franziska kay and ema made a groupchat after investigations 2 to which maya and seb were added later right
we can safely assume fender is that one uncle that loves uploading stuff to whatsapp status like boomer jokes and pictures of the sunset right
it's perfectly reasonable to infer edgeworth FINALLY got a second phone because using the same number/device for both work and personal life was starting to get impossible to manage right
#so much more i could say. i have a lot of thoughts about so many characters#miles' social life growing in three years to a point his 26 y/o self could never fathom...... because connections help people grow....#and he's been making so many they've helped him and he's helped them and it's just so nice to see......#same goes for franziska btw. i know she and adrian have a biweekly call set up#and dare i say she's the PERFECT person to talk to when it comes to sins of the father or expectations from family name as seen in aai2#so maya kay seb just name her the president of their fucked up little club#ema is there bc she's cool and she has worked w phoenix n edgeworth too#wait pause. could ema and franziska bond over fucked up things their siblings did for them and to them#are lana and byrne somewhat similar. wait. no. i'm messing this all up#nevermind me#ace attorney#aai#aa investigations#aai2 spoilers#somewhat#better safe than sorry!#aa spoilers#ace attorney investigations#rotating all these characters i'm not gonna tag in my mind like it's a microwave
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‘He’s so drawable’ YOU DRAW THESE BAD BOYS LIKE YOU WERE MADE FOR IT🤲🙂↕️
I hope you get to play one day, I really really hope you get to enjoy it because the way you draw your oc & their companions is so fun!
I'm sobbing thank you so much!!! while it isn't a good moment to buy the game I'll definitely play both Fallout 3, then Fallout: New Vegas some day (I heard these two are a good start) and likely make tons of art :D
I got at least 14 files containing failed attempts at drawing Charon 😭 Big fan of his grumpy face and mysterious backstory. Wish there was more about him (or maybe not? it's all up to people and their hcs)
#rotating him in my mind like food in a microwave#i'd boop where his nose should be (i'd die)#starbstalks
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