#*puts this on my fridge*

[the-owl-tree]

@nightly-ruse looking directly at your tags "those closest to the stars are most affected by them" i love it

windclan being described as the most devoted to starclan due to them being closest to the open sky and mothermouth always stuck with me because in canon they truly do seem to get fucked over a lot.

anyways. do you think skyclan used to be considered the most devoted because they climbed the trees to get closer to the stars.

[they-hermes]

prowls wanted posters are the funniest shit. he's smiling like hes won a polite little award when under it it says "considered armed and dangerous" because he tried to. um. technically start a coup to doom his entire planet and every single colony by transforming into a violent combiner bc he thought starscream was a shit leader

[virtualplushy]

hey btw as a reminder. disappointing someone is not the same as harming them

[shushmal]

"Okay," Eddie says, rolling up his sleeves as he approaches the kitchen counter. "You want these veggies rough chopped or are you being a freak about them today?"

"I'll show you freak," Steve says from the stove.

"Can't out freak the freak, baby." Eddie pulls out the vegetable knife from the chopping block—flush with new knowledge and still smarting from the way Steve had caught him cutting up an onion with a butter knife once. "So, what'll it be?"

There's a long silence. So long, in fact, Eddie turns around to find Steve eyeing the vegetables with a pained look in his eye.

"Sweetheart," Eddie tries. He's holding back giggles. "If you want these to be anything other than a million different sizes and shapes, you need to kick me out of the kitchen."

Steve sighs and turns back to his burners and pans, waving a wooden spoon at him. "You can stay, but do NOT cut yourself again. You're on thin ice, Munson."

"Oh, no! Chef please don't fire me!" Eddie wails dramatically, going to town on a carrot. He waggles his brows at Steve's back. "Maybe I can do some overtime? We can really get to know each other, if you know what I mean?"

"You can't sleep your way to head chef, butt face," Steve says, not even looking at him. "Be happy with assistant."

There's a loud clatter, and Eddie almost breaks his promise to Steve about the knife and his fingers when he whips around to find Robin standing in the doorway.

"I go to college!" she screeches. "I go to college for one measly month, and you already replaced me? With your boyfriend?"

"Not a replacement!" Steve hurries to say. He completely drops his spoon, darting across the kitchen to grab Robin in a hug. She dodges him. "He's just a new hire! To cover shifts! You're overworked and you deserve vacation, sick days, paid time off!"

He swipes for her again. "Fine, I want dental and a 401k included."

"We're a small business, I can't do dental insurance." Eddie quickly puts his knife down and turns the burners off since they've started chasing each other through the kitchen.

"I want my 401k to be paid out in pie then."

"Deal!"

"Do I get a 401k?" Eddie asks. Steve finally catches Robin, pulling her into a bear hug that lifts her off her feet. "I want mine in kisses."

"Shut it, newbie," Robin hisses at him from over Steve's shoulder. "You're on a 90-day probationary, and if I see you slacking, you're outta here."

[itsdefinitely]

local man loses his sense of self more at 6

closeups:

[purrvaire]

I'm having a moment

[theworldlookswhite]

minecraft v1

minecraft v1

download it here

[k4pp4-8]

Adding the spot to my babygirl collection

[copper-ice-cube]

of fucking course the sugar plum fairy's lair is the FREEZER

the rest of calorum is the fridge and when people die its food getting eaten by the hungry one

but the sugar plum fairy steals spirits away to her mountain lair so they don't get eaten!

aka putting them in the freezer so they're dead but not eaten yet!!

and when she dies lapin says all the spirits have to go to the hungry one!!!

and there is imagery of the heat of the old dragon's lair melting lapin and all the sugar plum fairy's treasures away!!!!

aka frozen food being defrosted/reheated to be eaten!!!!!

fuck fuck fuck of fucking COURSE!!!!!!

[dizzybizz]

dealing with this snowy march by drawing the family

[heuldoch7b]

self regulation

[fishnchip3011]

microwave use 101

[weaselishmcdiesel]

sorry folks

[jh-newman-opn]

Blessed be His Most Precious Blood

[tomboyyyaoi]

[lucydoodlessometimes]

sometimes, a teenage girl's gotta wear atrocious shoes based on her own alter ego.