#*puts him in a jar and shakes him*
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Yuri!!! At Practice
I firmly believe that we shouldn't think of ourselves as art making machines and we shouldn't feel obligated to post art as often as possible, but I really want to make at least one simple doodle each day. Art makes me happy and drawing is how I stim tbh. Also I just love Yuuri.
#eli's art#artists on tumblr#artblr#art#digital art#drawing#illustration#fanart#fan art#digital fanart#yuri!!! on ice#yuri on ice#yuri on ice fanart#yoi#yoi fanart#yuuri katsuki#katsuki yuuri#chibi#god i love him#*puts him in a jar and shakes him*#procreate art#not kuro
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i'm picking him up like he's loot dropped on the dungeon floor for being too annoying and putting him in my pocket
#studying him like a bug... putting him in a little jar and shaking him...#he's just so happy to be lovingly shrinkwrapped and spun by a monster and then to see an old friend <3#laois touden#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#spoilers#dungeon meshi spoilers#anime#manga#autoplay warning
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bby girlifies your 50+ year old sad man
#puts him in a jar and shakes it violently#wanna see this guy in more situations#adventure time#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#fanart#digital art#my art
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Thinking about kissing and smooching and treating rookie Leon like a big old baby.
And I just know he’d be taken aback and get a little bashful. Or even just get a little pouty and grumpy as you squish and pinch his cheeks, but you can’t help it !! He’s just so cute !!
He’s just so pretty princess babygirl cutie patootie pumpkin pie angel baby snookums honeybun apple of your eye. (You’ve called him all of those at once, and he looked at you like you had grown a second head. While he isn’t opposed to your expression of affection, he wasn’t expecting the word vomit while you had his face in your hands.)
Oh, and not to mention the cuteness aggression. You have to mentally restrain yourself from jumping him the moment he gets home, pinching at his cheeks, peppering his stupid face with kisses. Oh, how you wish you could bite down on him and shake him around like a chew toy. Or put him in a jar and shake him around until he’s all dizzy and has cartoon birds flying around his head. Or pick him up and put him in your pocket so you can take him with you everywhere.
You’re practically bouncing off the walls while you count down the minutes until your stupidly handsome boyfriend gets home. So you can shower him with your love and affection, even if it’s a bit excessive or shown in unusual ways. (Like gnawing on his arm cause he’s just too adorable, and it drives you crazy.)
#leon kennedy#leon kennedy x reader#re2r leon#rookie leon kennedy#reader insert#leon kennedy x gn!reader#gn reader#UGH I wanna gnaw on him#and put him in a glass jar and aggressively shake him until he’s dizzy#he’s such a silly loser i love him#ugh I want to pinch his cheeks#resident evil#resident evil fanfiction#obviously I know he’s a grown man and not a baby#but something about him makes me wanna just baby him and pamper him and take care of him#he’s like a soggy puppy in a sopping wet cardboard box in the back of an alleyway
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Nothing could've prepared me for the man Jeremy is, okay? NOTHING, with his fucking yoyo and his cardboard dog and beginner to ceramics class. Okay. No warning would've worked
#i aged 30 years i think#i need to put him in a jar and shake it#i am going to blend him beyond recognition#i am shaking him like maracas#the sunshine court spoilers#tsc#the sunshine court#aftg
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quick color experiment feat. kavinsky
#trc#joseph kavinsky#might clean this up later but i got sick of it lol#fuck this guy he’s the worst ever i want to put him in a jar and shake him#the raven cycle#trc fanart#my art
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the winter king is sooo tumblr sexyman yes but can we talk about the candy queen being the best representation of your average tumblr user with Blorbo Disease — her fucking song???? “AND SO IM GONNA PUT YOU INTO A BLENDER WITH MEE, SET THE OVEN TO THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DEGREEES” nooo one understands love/obsession except for her and all of us
#fictional characters who would say stuff like#i need to put him in the microwave i need to put him in a jar and shake him#i am rotating him in my mind#she obsessed with that old man she’s sooo us coded#winter king#the winter king#candy queen#simon petrikov#fionna and cake#kelp#adventure time
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sam vimes is actually the character ever. when we meet him he's absolutely fucking WASTED in a gutter bc he's grieving a subordinate and a friend. he gets his shit together bc he's an adrenaline junkie. he told the patriarch of ankh morpork to shut up TWICE in like, five minutes (and vetinari let him). he annoyes rich people constantly and consistently. he has arrested two armies (INCLUDING his own city's). he survived being chased by werewolves. he's "vetinari's terrier". he recognizes ankh morpork streets by the feel of different COBBLES under his too thin boots. he's sober but keeps a half empty bottle in his drawer to keep himself in check. assassins have tried and FAILED to assassinate him countless times. he can make armor look rumpled. he HATES kings and gods and journalists and kings and stupid rich ppl. when he's angry he punches the wall outside of vetinari's office and vetinari LETS HIM. he's malewife. he's so so great.
#discworld#i need to put him in a jar and shake him around#samuel vimes#havelock vetinari#gnu terry pratchett
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JACOB ANDERSON as Louis de Pointe du Lac and ASSAD ZAMAN as Armand INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE, Season 2 Episode 5: "Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape"
#iwtvedit#interview with the vampire#tvedit#iwtv#iwtvsource#vcsource#cinemapix#tusermarissa#usergayppl#usermicky#userveronika#userbrina#usershelby#louis de pointe du lac#armand#loumand#mine#rewatched 2x05 and happy to report she's still very much that bitch#armand is so insanely terrifying in this whole ep but particularly this scene#i need to put him in a jar and shake it#body horror tw
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i love watching stranger things when im having a bad day cuz no matter what kind of a day im having i just know steve harrington is having a worse one.




#steve harrington#MY LITTLE BOOOOYYYYYY.... I NEED TO PROTECT HIM#stranger things#stole this trend from twitter hehe im sorry but its so him#how can we make sure he is okay and unharmed in season 5 i am SHAKING#i need to put him in a jar to protect him </3
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*shakes him*
(Wonderland au)
#one piece#shuggy#buggy#shanks#red haired shanks#buggy the clown#shanks x buggy#buggy in wonderland au#my art#god I wish I had my own buggy trapped in a tiny bottle....#I'd shake him so hard#not really story related. I just wanted to put buggy in a jar or a bottle and I thought the drink me bottle from wonderland would work well
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wano thoughts @andaniellight
#CJ's op watch-through#wow nearly all of these are about law... embarrassing but i have been shaking the jar ive put him in inside my brain for this entire arc#wano spoilers#discord shenanigans#trafalgar law#marco the phoenix#one piece#op#eustass kid#zoro#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#kidlaw#zolawlu#zolu#lawlu
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Sorry for the spam I thought I was done with the Rollo shitposts for a few days until I read chapter 4 of the event but no chapter 3 had shitpost material, he’s so salty and just suddenly has a burst of empathy, bro you ok ?
#twisted wonderland#rollo flamm#twst yuu#twst shitpost#i want to squeeze that living pile of salt#shake the jar I put him in#brain empty rollo only#also loving every sentence coming out of idia’s mouth#he’s outside yet still needs to touch grass somehow
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ridicule the amazingly tiny alien
#art#invader zim#zim#dib membrane#gaz membrane#iz zim#iz dib#iz gaz#iz fanart#8)#put him in a glass jar to observe#shake it around a bit maybe
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*squeezes suguru like a stressball*
#for you impatient bitches#here’s our beautiful princess with a disorder ú-ù#I want to put him in a jar and shake him#convince suguru challenge#convince geto challenge#sketch#wip#bluebeesart#my art#geto suguru#jujutsu kaisen#satosugu#jjk
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"I'm picking at my sweater Aware that some day I will die Just praying and hoping That I can leave something behind"
Alt without most the shading under the cut
this guy sucks lets kill him with hammers
#ggg spoilers#art#great god grove#ggg hector#ggg inspekta#<- technically cuz the disembodied hands are supposed to be his#god. they really did make a super complex guy that has super relatable fears.#i wanna put him in a jar and shake him violently then feed him candy#the fact this game makes me play around with actually rendering images is proof its done something horrid to my psyche /silly#this isnt even the first draft to this image either i actually made the first sketch pass first day after finishing the game#but yeah. i hav thoughts about this guy. hard to explain them all on a whim tho#like. GOOOOOOODS this guy sucks. however i am handing him a blanket and a mimosa (a treat)
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