#*not a john winchester fangirl*

[batcavescolony]

S5 E1 Supernatural

I SWEAR TO GOD! They need to take shots of holy water everytime they see each other! Bring back Cristo, this is ridiculous. But Meg's back! Bobby, sadly got possessed, but he resisted cus they were gonna make him hurt one of his boys 😭😭😭 John could never. This poor Nick dude is going through it, but he is funny. 'Ok Satan 🙄 tell me to quit drinking before bed' 'if it's all the same to you I'd like to wake up now' 'why the hell would I do something like that'. Dean is the vessel for Michael. All but two Angels are massive dicks. But guess who's back to save the boys? Castiel, being a bad ass and....carving things into the boys ribs.

AHHHHH BOBBY REASSURING SAM THAT IT WAS THE DEMON THAT TOLD HIM TO LOSE HIS NUMBER 😭😭😭 CUS BOBBY BELIEVES FAMILY IS FAMILY NO MATTER WHAT AND IT DON'T END IN BLOOD. But Dean doesn't think he can trust Sam anymore cus he took a demon's side over his brothers 😭😭😭

[haley-harrison]

Chat, what do we think? Are these The Winchesters?

[emilysworldoffandoms]

If there were a M*A*S*H reboot, who would you cast?

[zepskies]

The Boys S4: Is it just me or...

Okay, anyone who knows me knows I love this show. And I don't mean to be overly critical, but...there's something missing for me in season 4. 🤔

Episode 4 brought me back in a bit more this week, but I have thoughts and just wanted to get them out. Which of course you don't have to agree with, if you so choose to dive below the cut. 😂

So here we go! Highlights and lowlights (and **spoilers**): ⤵️

Sorry in advance for my slightly stream of conscious-style thought process.

Lowlights (so far):

Kimiko x Frenchie: Violently pushing down something you built up for 2.75 seasons? Because "being more than that/family" can also be romantic? Why do you hate the fans, Kripke? 😂

The political "satire" is getting a bit old for me. A lot of the same jokes over and over. However, the problem of taking out Victoria Neuman is a very intriguing conundrum (and Bob Singer sweating over it while trying to keep supes out of the military/law enforcement is keeping me hooked).

THAT Rob scene: lmfao come on now. This was for gross shock value and nothing else. Even the exploding dick and Love Sausage in S3 served a narrative purpose. (But I enjoyed the footnote commentary while watching it on Prime: Rob B. apparently wants to remind everyone that he's a Shakespearean-trained actor. 🤣) I’m actually more disappointed that he didn’t have a more meaningful role in the show, because he really is a fantastic actor and I was looking forward to seeing what his character would bring. (Not that lmao.)

Overall, the season just feels...emptier than seasons 1-3? Maybe that has to do with the lack of Soldier Boy's gravitas as a new antagonist, and connecting the entire narrative and various conflicts of the season -- all while shedding light on the grisly past of Payback, Grace Mallory, and Stan Edgar. Stormfront also brought that ante up in season 2 in a similar way, all while shedding light on Vought's sordid history with the creation of Compound V.

We're missing the layers here in season 4. Now, this could just be because we haven't seen the full season yet as well, but that's what I see so far.

I think it also has to do with the odd dynamic the boys side is in right now. With Butcher on the fringe of the group, and the others splintered off on their own side plots, it feels like the supes' side of things are more...for lack of a better term, "unified" in the narrative.

Which I realize is probably to reverse parallel the state of each side in season 3. But it just feels "off" to me somehow, since we're supposed to be just as invested in the boys side lol.

Highlights:

Butcher and Ryan: Butcher's doing his best there now, and it soothes my heart.

Ryan's slowly seeing the consequences of his choice to join Homelander. In fact, I'm wondering where Ryan is in episode 4. Hiding in his room?

The Khan Worm that appears to be inside Butcher is both frightening and intriguing. I wonder if this is the key to saving his life? Or just another lovely side effect of taking V24 long term. 🐛

JDM (Joe) and Butcher: All their scenes were golden. And that subtle John Winchester reference? Being willing to train up his son to be a killer? Being able to grieve at his son's funeral, knowing he "saved the world?" *Chef's kiss* 🤌🏽

(And if Butcher or Joe end up being the one to break Soldier Boy out of his cryo coffin, my fangirl heart will freak TF out. 🤣)

The way that Homelander is noticing his age is fucking hilarious. Bet you wish you had that life longevity from your father/sperm donor, dont'cha? 😂

But also the way Homelander "confronted" his past in E4 had some truly WTF/Holy Shit™️ moments, in a good way. As in, I'm once again afraid of this unhinged psychopath--kind of way. 😅

A-Train continuing to struggle internally with the place he's fought so hard to keep in the Seven, versus recognizing the evil around him, his own complicity, wanting forgiveness from Hughie, and wanting a true connection with others (namely his family).

It's interesting that Hughie's mom is being brought back in at this time. And even MORE interesting that she seems to be the one who gave her ex-husband Compound V. Her story of why she left her family seemed so normal that I actually got a little suspicious of her. But now, even more so. 🤨

M.M. doing his fucking best. (Except for the way he suddenly had a change of heart about Butcher in E4. Not sure about that one.)

Tilda effing Swinton voicing Ambrosius. PLEASE. My Queen. 😭🤣🤣

I actually had more lowlights before I watched episode 4. There were some really interesting moments that literally had me gasping in shock (this time in a good way), more so than in the first 3 episodes. However, I still think seasons 1-3 were stronger from the get-go.

But even with my lingering reservations, now I'm actually more so looking forward to getting into the meat of the season in this second-half coming up. 👏🏽

[rotzaprachim]

I’m so surprised station eleven the show didn’t hit it bigger on this site. First off it fucks. Second off it feels like it appeals to several large groups. Gael García Bernal fangirls. Theatre kids. Former theater kids who would like to believe their community theatre drama is the axis upon which the survival of all humanity hangs. Adopted father daughter dynamic enthusiasts. Divorce enjoyers. Dramatic irony enjoyers/ Aaaaand people who spent years making incredibly detailed artsy edits about John Winchester as the early-to-die god our father who art buried in the yard and would like an actually good show to apply such frames of analysis to. There’s something for everyone

[getoutofbednelly]

one of the first fics I read after my rediscovery of fanfiction and buying a used kindle to make the experience ✨luxurious✨ was and this, your living kiss by opal_bullets (I believe their tumblr is @asecretvice) . I knew I wanted to give this story a cover right away. the scenery and emotional depth in this story is so rich I really adore it.

fic review and disclaimer note under the cut

fic review: my goodness, this fic is heart achingly beautiful. as a grad student, in the trenches of acedemia, the scenes had me romanticizing the dark acedemic aesthetic again. and as a seattle transplant they had me deeply craving the east coast. what hit the hardest though, was the parental relationship explorations which were almost too close for comfort and pulled at some heart strings that I didn’t realize were there. I always thought of myself as a cas girl, but this fic made me realize just how deeply I identify with dean winchester (almost painfully so). Especially in the chapter John Winchester’s Waltz (couple highlights that hit hard are pictured). I’ve seen myself in dean in other fics in ways I don’t think I would have had I not read this one. I hope the author understands what a beautifully intimate story they crafted and how glad I am that they put it into words and shared it with us 🥲🫠

disclaimer note: I’m sharing this on tumblr because I’m aching for the fandom community, but I should say explicitly that this was not designed in communication with the fic author. I do not take any credit for the fic (credit to the story goes to the author and characters to the cw). I am simply posting because I want to fangirl in our happy fandom bubble. hopefully some of you enjoy it. if opal_bullets comes across this I especially hope they enjoy it, but if for any reason you (opal_bullets) don’t want to be associated with this cover, please contact me and I will take this down.

some notes on the cover design will be in a reblog since we are all our own worst critics and its long af.

[lol-jackles]

I always had this question in mind. Are Dean fan girls really the reason why we didn't get to see more of Dean and Jo together because that feels like an exaggeration. I mean I love Dean but I would have totally loved it if Dean ended up with Jo or at least for them to form a deeper connection.

No, fangirls are not the reason why neither Sam nor Dean have girlfriends. Robert Singer and Jensen like to blame fangirls but Sera Gamble had claimed otherwise, that fans are actually in favor of brothers having their own relationships.

Trust me, you all don’t have as much power as you think you do other than a few minutes of fanserving.

Former CW president Dawn Ostroff wanted regular female characters on SPN as she was trying to turn CW into a female-oriented network and she made it no secret that she hated the testosterone-loaded SPN. But Supernatural is not even built for additional male characters outside of Sam and Dean. Hello, they killed off John Winchester. Hello, 12 seasons of plot-device Castiel. Romance was never going to be in the cards for either Sam or Dean because SPN was a modern Western where the good guys on (steel) mares go from town to town to rid it of evil and baddies. Think back to your dad’s favorite spaghetti Westerns and could you honestly tell me that there were regular female characters or romances until the last season? It was never in the cards for Sam and Dean until maaaaaaybe the last season but we all know what happened, the right ending.

[call-me-mrs-winchester]

ABOUT ME

mari | 23 | she/her | mx-am | christian (but i don't judge) | cat mom | taurus | deancoded deangirl

COMFORT CHARACTERS : dean winchester. sam winchester. soldier boy.

COMFORT SHOWS : supernatural. the boys. friends. the office. selling sunset.

OTHER SHOWS I ENJOY : modern family. american horror story. criminal minds. grey's anatomy. brooklyn nine-nine. only murders in the building. riverdale. stranger things. sex and the city. and just like that. selling the oc. bob's burgers. that 70's show. sabrina the teenage witch. the bear. gilmore girls. pretty little liars. gen v. big sky. adventure time (don't judge.) fallout. smallville. yellowstone. + more…

COMFORT MOVIES : twilight saga. 10 things i hate about you. fifty shades of grey saga (not for the sex.)

OTHER MOVIES I ENJOY : devour. my bloody valentine. pitch perfect. 10 inch hero (only bcuz of boaz.) bridget jones saga. kingsman saga. 50 first dates. wedding singer. the devil wears prada. sweet home alabama. legally blonde saga. x-men saga. most marvel movies. harry potter saga. pride and prejudice. + many more…

COMFORT ARTISTS : jonas brothers. zayn. harry styles. niall horan. kehlani. morgan wallen. peso pluma. sabrina claudio. radio company. miley cyrus. one direction.

OTHER ARTISTS I ENJOY : cardi b. jhene aiko. summer walker. sza. flo. ella mai. nick jonas. dnce. doja cat (before her recent album.) ty dolla $ign. lauren jauregui. john legend. melanie martinez. amy winehouse. fifth harmony. selena gomez. liam payne. louis tomlinson. no doubt. daughtry. creed. led zeppelin. pearl jam. nirvana. lauren daigle. aventura. romeo santos. prince royce. calibre 50. groupo firme. groupo frontera. + so many more...

COMFORT BOOKS : to all the boys i've loved before saga (the movies suck—the books are so much better) by jenny han. on the edge by allison van diepen. isla and the happily ever after by stephanie perkins. the boy most likely to by huntley fitzpatrick. a million miles away by lara avery. how to love by katie cotungo. + more....

if you are a fan of any of the mentioned above and would like a friend to fangirl to or just to have a nice convo, feel free to message me. {i will not tolerate close-minded individuals that can’t handle different opinions so if that's you, respectfully, don't engage}

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO CALL-ME-MRS-WINCHESTER

: do not steal, plagiarize, translate, and/or republish any of my works* on here or another platform

*beside my writing, my works include : all banners, headers, dividers, and gifs that i use (which were made by me,) unless otherwise stated.

[deansgapjacket]

I recently bought the Winchester’s journal replica and just saw yours, is amazing!!! It looks so cool and the pages you’re recreating/adding are so similar! I’m honestly amazed at how good it is.

I’m trying to make mine as similar as posible and yours is such an inspiration. I saw you’ve added real old photos and antiques and I’m so happy I’ve collected some over the years bc I hadn’t thought of adding stuff like that and it looks so good<3

Sorry for the rant but I’m fangirling over your journal so bad

Hi!! Thank you so much for your kind words about my version of John’s journal! My apologies this response is so late school kinda took over my life for a while lol. I wish you the best of luck on your journal journey! I hope the antique stores are plentiful and monster drawings are scary! Let me know if you ever want pictures of specific pages or have any other questions I’d love to chat :)

[watchingspnagain]

Rewatching It’s the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester

Welcome to “‘You don’t take a joint from a guy name Don’: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!

 Up today, s4e7: It’s the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester

   The boys investigate a couple of mysterious deaths in a small town around Halloween. Turns out it's a couple of witches trying to raise a demon named Samhain. Cas finds himself caught in the middle between another angel who wants to wipe the town off the map, and Dean, who intends to kill the witches and save the town.”

 Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

  [and we begin:]

   Mace:

HALLOWEEEEEN

 Lor:

YAS

 Lor:

god how did they not just jump each other right there

 Mace:

“you should show me some respect” TELL ME THAT’S NOT DOM TALK

 Mace:

 HAHAHAHA

 Lor:

YAAAAAS

 Mace:

 oh ewewew I remember this part EWEWEW

 Lor:

gets behind the couch

 Mace:

 shivers

 Lor:

oh god nopenopenope the shot from inside his mouth NOPE

 Mace:

 RIGHT?!?!

 Lor:

"the candy was never in the oven" and his face

 Mace:

 watch your tone Mrs Wallace

 Lor:

HA

 Mace:

 the “it’s fucking WITCHES” look HAHAHA

 Lor:

YES

 Lor:

I love when the boys communicate without talking like that

 Lor:

"it's Halloween, man"

 Lor:

I love how grossed out he is by witches

 Mace:

 YES YES YES

 Lor:

oh man this is awful too I forgot how much awful there is in this one

 Mace:

RIGHT?!

 Mace:

 also she did NOT get the apple that quickly

 Lor:

NOPE

 Mace:

 “I would never”

 Lor:

okay who wrote this one? Dean would actually never

 Mace:

 he really wouldn’t but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like to be ogled by hot teen girls

 Lor:

oh sure that, but that little "yeah I would grin" after he says it bugs me

 Lor:

Sam Winchester, I love you, but if you don't stop saying SAM HAIN, I swear

 Mace:

that’s very true

 Mace:

HAAAAAHAHAHAHA

 Mace:

 now you know how I feel when they ‘speak’ Latin

 Lor:

LOL YEP

 Mace:

 oh Dean honey

 Lor:

pops up out of the backseat with a bottle of Pepto

 Mace:

 SNORK

 Lor:

oh Dean

 Lor:

you imagine yourself as a hot cheerleader all you like, hon

 Mace:

 he would come back as a hot cheerleader? yeah he would

 Lor:

YES

 Mace:

 OH DEAN

 Lor:

omg Dean, his scared little freckle face

 Mace:

YES

 Mace:

“yeah, we get it, Don"

 Mace:

 GEDDY LEE

 Lor:

YES

 Lor:

I was gonna say, Dean, you DID have candy

 Mace:

“luck’s not our style” OH DEAN

 Mace:

 HAHAHA

 Lor:

back off the fatshaming, DEAN

 Mace:

 DEAN WINCHESTER DO NOT FAT SHAME ANYONE ESP A KID

 Lor:

YEP

 Mace:

 Sam is fangirling HAHAHA

 Lor:

we will have a talk with that boy

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

hahahahaha Sam, never meet your heroes

 Mace:

 SNORK

 Lor:

DID CAS SAY SAM HAIN TOO

 Mace:

HE DID

 Mace:

 he’s lowkey making fun of the boys

 Lor:

Cas, come here, baby, I just want to talk

 Lor:

HA

 Lor:

I will accept that

 Mace:

 takes a bow

 Lor:

he's a sous chef, Dean

 Mace:

 SNORK!!!!

 Lor:

well done

 Lor:

oooo lookit Cas getting all up in Dean's face and making him bluescreen

 Mace:

 DID DEAN JUST LOOK CAS IN THE EYES AND LICK HIS LIPS?!

 Lor:

YEAH HE DID

 Mace:

 BUT THEY’RE JUST FRIENDS

 Lor:

that's a tautology, Cas

 Mace:

omg did Cas just bring John into it?!

 Mace:

 Dirty. Pool.

 Lor:

yeah, just bros

 Lor:

RIGHT?

 Lor:

do not use John as an example Cas you know better

 Lor:

when Cas's boyfriend wants to try, he gets to try, URIEL

 Lor:

"ASSTRONAUT!"

 Mace:

YES

 Mace:

 HAHAHAHA

 Lor:

I was gonna say, Sam, they are righteous

 Mace:

 YEP

 Lor:

oh Sammy. meeting an angel jumpstarts Dean's faith and wrecks Sam's

 Mace:

 YEP

 Lor:

I love that there's markers in there too

 Mace:

 SNORK

 Lor:

ooo Cas doesn't like it when you talk about HUMANITY that way

 Mace:

 UHHUH

 Lor:

oooo what are your true orders

 Mace:

 RIGHT?!

 Lor:

stop making our boys hurt

 Mace:

YEAH

 Mace:

 smarty Sammy

 Lor:

oh Dean does NOT like getting smeared with blood

 Lor:

YES

 Mace:

 he really doesn’t

 Lor:

he likes things tidy, our Dean

 Mace:

 he does

 Lor:

dude, you're in DON, don't throw stones

 Mace:

 SNORK

 Lor:

oh Dean

 Mace:

 HE SAID LOR EVERYBODY DRINK

 Lor:

it WORKED, calm down

 Lor:

YAAAAAS

 Lor:

this town of 1000 people sure has all the stuff

 Mace:

SNORK

 Mace:

 “I mean, Don?” Ha! The kids don’t like calling him Don, either

 Lor:

NOPE

 Mace:

 aw, poor stoner dude

 Lor:

yeah

 Lor:

mmm I love how he takes charge of a situation

 Mace:

 YAS

 Lor:

ooo Sammy being badass

 Mace:

 YAAAAASSSSS

 Lor:

"that's it. I'm torching everybody"

 Mace:

snork!

 Mace:

Oh, Sam

 Mace:

 don’t poop your pants, Bean

 Lor:

HAHAHAHA I was thinking that but was refraining from mentioning

 Lor:

oh the look on Dean's face

 Mace:

 I’m here to say the things others won't

 Lor:

that's his baby brother who DOES NOT LISTEN

 Mace:

 yeah

 Lor:

LOLOLOLOLOL

 Mace:

 It’s not Mr. Hain, Sammy

 Lor:

we know that Dean is in love with Cas bc Sam is clearly not in love with Uriel

 Lor:

HAHAHAHAHA

 Mace:

 SNORK

 Lor:

Uriel CAUSING PROBLEMS

 Mace:

 YUP. Angelic shit-stirrer

 Lor:

lol

 Mace:

 Cas looks SO GOOD here

 Lor:

HE DOES

 Lor:

"it was a witch, not the Tet Offensive"

 Mace:

oh god, Dean likes war movies

 Mace:

 ew

 Lor:

his little holey knees

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

YEP

 Mace:

 (I’m not watching them with him)

 Lor:

(NOPE)

 Lor:

a select few, maybe, but NOT about Vietnam

 Lor:

Cas is CONFIDING in Dean ALREADY

 Lor:

I LOVE THEM

 Mace:

 YAAAAASSSSS

   Lor:

and he was PRAYING for Dean to do the human thing

 Mace:

 YAS

 Lor:

flaps and bounces

 Mace:

 ooof that last scene

 Lor:

YES

[magnorious]

The Winchesters is Unnecessarily Competent

I like to have TV on as background noise while I work and the other day, I put on The Winchesters because I thought it would be dumb and campy and I wouldn’t have to pay attention. I’d forgotten a Supernatural prequel series existed until scrolling past it on HBO Max. I had never seen a trailer or read any press about it, and I had no idea what I was walking into.

I’m halfway through episode 1 when I see John Winchester team up in a poorly choreographed fight against a demon with Mary Campbell and I start paying attention, waiting for something to swoop in and roofie John to next Thursday, and wipe his memory. But that doesn’t happen. This John knows exactly what demons are.

Having skipped seasons 8-15, save a few episodes here and there, of Supernatural, I missed most of the Men of Letters and Jack shenanigans. But I remember very clearly that a ton of drama in the earlier seasons came from the boys having no idea that their mother was a hunter, and came from a long line of hunters, until a reveal in season… 4, I believe. John never had any idea of his wife’s history, as shown through a couple time travel episodes.

This was a big deal to Sam and Dean. Earth-shattering revelations had all around.

So when The Winchesters decided to retcon that… morbid curiosity had me paying attention solely to find out if this would crash and burn spectacularly with how little the writers seemed to understand about the source material.

Only, The Winchesters didn’t crash and burn. It has solid acting, decent period-appropriate costuming and set design, fantastic characters with a lot of depth, a very Supernatural main antagonist, especially toward the later seasons, and a very clear love and respect for the source material.

And I’m… baffled?

The show was clearly designed for those who had seen Supernatural. The title credits are the same font and the title card has the same sound cues from Supernatural. There’s that old familiar classic rock soundtrack and tons of winks and nods to famous lines from the show, “Saving people, hunting things” being one of them, “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole,” as well.

When actors came to reprise their roles, the music swells upon the face reveal, there’s a big dramatic pause so fangirls can squeal and point at the screen like DiCaprio in that meme. Jensen Ackles reprised his role to narrate and eventually makes an appearance on screen. It’s a good time. It’s a fun time. They rely on familiar faces just enough to have a laugh, and let the main cast of this show have the spotlight, all the way to the end.

There’s some heavy character moments, like Carlos confronting Loki and really, confronting himself, and Lata finally opening up about her past. They also brought in some unique and interesting monsters of the week that felt like the old show. I did think the convenience of using CB radios in lieu of cell phones was a bit, well, convenient, but it never broke the immersion.

But it screws the canon up so badly that I was still baffled until the very last closing info dump explaining that (spoiler alert) this entire show is one big AU, explaining away why Loki (wink wink, nudge nudge) goes down the way he goes, why the actors look different than those from Supernatural playing John, Mary, and Samuel, why these Akrida are never mentioned in Supernatural even though they were a massive threat in this prequel.

At first, I thought that was a massive cop-out. Making this an AU removes any complications the writers would have to face trying to maintain continuity– none of what happens here matters in the main show and none of it adds any nuance because we’re not looking at the 1960s past of anyone we cared about in Supernatural. I’m also sick of multi-verses at this point and studios thinking “multi-verse” adds any sort of stakes to a story.

Then the credits rolled and I had some thoughts.

Now I will say, there is some weirdness. Team Free Will this time around is rounded out by Carlos, who’s gay and hispanic, and Lata, an Indian woman, and their Bobby stand-in, Ada, a black woman. And, the thorn in their side all season is a young, unmarried hispanic cop…. In Kansas. In 1960-something. Surrounded by white men.

All these characters are well-acted, well written, and well-developed, but given the time period, and the setting of middle-America… there’s no racism or homophobia? And, apparently, there’s a solid support system for vets suffering PTSD that totally, absolutely existed back then, for sure.

Weirdest nitpick to have, I know. I’m happy not having an obligatory racist or homophobe bullying these characters, but the script almost seems to ignore that it existed entirely. Maybe on this Alternate Earth, everyone was living in Candy Land, but something definitely felt too polished about how un-hateful the side characters were. Not even surly Samuel is racist. Unless I missed something, of course correct me, it was on in the background for some moments and I don’t remember every single scene after binging it all at once.

Dean’s ending expository monologue feels like an info-dump slap in the face, that can’t be ignored. The final fight ends and none of these characters know who he is, he’s there for the audience, so he’s talking and I believe only John and Mary even get to ask him questions. The other characters are awkwardly silent, standing off-screen.

Cas doesn’t exist. It would be weird to have him there when Sam never showed up, but given what happened with the Supernatural finale also pretending he doesn’t exist, it was a little disappointing not seeing an appearance of his character in another vessel, or any of the angels, back when he was his old, awkward, stick-in-the-ass self. Sam gets a name drop, Bobby comes back, Crowley isn’t mentioned by name, but there’s a wink and a nod there, and... no Cas. At all. 

But with all that said.

The Winchesters is just a fun romp in the past… and it knows it. It’s not burdened by the chains of continuity. It can make these characters do and be whatever it wants. And, watching it post-pandemic, when so much of TV is stripped and streamlined into one long movie with no room for filler or side-quests, seeing filler and side-quests was refreshing. (I recently watched season 1 of Gotham for the first time and that same nostalgia for old storytelling hit. Sometimes filler is a good thing, damn it). The Winchesters, for a prequel series to a show that ran 15 seasons into the ground and blew up with a spectacularly infamous finale, is unnecessarily competent.

[evenlarksandkatydids]

a ryan murphy winchesters miniseries definitely exists in the supernatural universe. evan peters as dean, finn wittrock as sam, sterling k. brown as victor henriksen, dylan mcdermott as john, annaleigh ashford as mary, sarah paulson as like, idk, an investigative journalist character who was created for the show but she's there. the show is super wishy-washy with whether it's portraying sam and dean's relationship as incestuous or not, there's just like...lingering shots on closed motel room doors and very actor-y, subtext laden shouting matches in the impala. it received mixed reviews but was nominated for 5 emmys (1 win for sterling k. brown's performance) and 4 golden globes (1 win for evan peters' performance). there is an influx of winchester fangirls who make sam and dean edits, some of which use the news footage from the bank robbery in nightshifter. there is a deluge of discourse about whether the show is romanticizing the winchesters or not, the real answer is that the show is just kind of bad. there's a tainted love needle drop in there somewhere. charlie will never let sam and dean live it down.

[liopleurodean]

Season 11, Episode 15: Beyond The Mat

This is so fake

People enjoy this?

This makes no sense to me

Finally, something I understand

Nice

That sounds like John

Not like they can do much about it

Sam.

Touch grass

Yeah, this tracks

Yikes

Sure

That's disgusting

Egh. That's nasty

Dean's fangirling so hard

I think he deserves it

I don't think I can watch

Yikes

That's hilarious and so on-brand

Wow

He didn't exactly have a bed

Yeah, I can imagine

That's definitely not what happened

Yeah, sure

I like the outfit

Wow.

It's not about money anymore

Dean, you do that everyday

Yeah, they would know

Fair

Well that sucks

Well, at least Dean is having fun

Dean. You're not a child

Yikes

Not the steel chair 😭

Definitely super staged

Wait, I know this song!

Modern Day Cowboy by Tesla. It's in my Dean playlist apparently, which is hilarious

He is too drunk to be looking after a kid

Oh, poor kid, he doesn't deserve to lose his dad like that

That's one way to put it

Have fun

Dean.

Smooth

Okay, Kool-Aid Man

Nice.

Uh huh

What does that mean?

Yeah, okay

Wow. That was a good one

She's nice for a demon

Ah. Okay

I would not want to be standing on a felt table in stilettos

Back on track

Yeah, I can't imagine those places are very safe

I wonder what monster that was?

Yikes

Yeah...

The Winchesters would know

Witches, maybe?

Oh. Could be anything

Harley dude

This can't end well

He needs a chill pill

Good idea

Dean.

Nice

He's barely alive

Not even remotely

...did he just fart?

Good for her

Awesome

Definitely Harley

Give him a minute, he's back in Hell

Well.

Crowley's back

They took him

Gunnar?

He passed the holy water check

Spooky

It was the cheapest shot

Gunnar is working for someone

The dealer

Ah. Crossroads demon. That explains a lot

Yeah

It's a pretty big favor, actually

You've already attracted too much attention

Good for him

And he doesn't want to be there

I respect that

Yikes

Oh, I don't want to think about that

Interesting

ARE THOSE THE SUPERNATURAL BOOKS?

Whoa.

No

Uh oh

Why did they do that.

Well crap

Ouch

Sure

I'm sure he did

Yeah, he really should have guessed

He's not even wrong

Taller?

What does that mean???

Never meet your heroes

Not Good

Blease. Stop calling him puppy 😭

Poof

Got the finesse

Nice

Time to go

Oh boy

I don't believe that

That's his specialty

Yikes

Yeah. He does.

One-time use, man

Nice

Rip Crowley

Because that makes sense

Why?

There it is

Hellhounds

Dean knows

Poor guy

They don't want to be in the way

Nope

A million times

Yeah.

Darn right

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John Winchester- English Class

Pairing: AU!English Professor!John Winchester x Virgin!Fem!Reader

Pov: Reader

Warnings: 18+, Smut, dom/sub nature, inner thoughts, virgin!Reader, Fem!Reader, roughness, nicknames (Baby girl, doll, baby doll).

Summary: When your English professor offers you a chance to show your worth, and determination about becoming a teacher assistant.

A/n- @firefly-graphics for dividers

Word Count: 3k

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Warning 18+ CONTENT

I'm not held liable for the content you digest.

With his hands stuck deep into his suit slack pocket. His arms bulged under the pressure. There were a lot of things to be said about a man that looked like that, but under the circumstances, I was under I couldn't say anything. Here was this perfectly modeled man, but because of our different social statutes.

You see I'm his student, and he's well my professor. My English professor. "Class, please would you please pay attention." The tapping of his foot on the tile floor in the lecture room.

I felt like I was the only one paying any attention to him. He looked so impatient but that didn't matter, and I'll tell you why because regardless of his upsetness he was still a smokin' hot older gentleman.

How the thoughts of him kept me up at night and kept me focused during seminars. He kept tapping his foot until the guys in the back of the lecture room, had quieted down. Just to murmur and he began talking again.

"Look I know that to all of you this is just another class on your way to your degree, but honestly y'all need to keep paying attention. This is college, not high school anymore." His voice boomed across the walls and hit the back of my neck sending shivers down it.

I wasn't a conservative girl that only ever wore jeans or long skirts. But in the past recent months of coming to the realization that I've started to grow a rather large crush on my professor I had begun to dress with a little bit more skin than prior.

My tops were lower cut showing more of my skin, more of my skin. My jeans started to grow my hole the loose threads bringing indents into my thighs skin, all while keeping all my attention on Mr.Winchester.

His eyes roamed the crowd of students. Landing on me or what felt like they had landed on me. Winking at me, he continued the lecture for the day. Ushering the twenty-year-olds to their next course. A reminder that we honestly hadn't changed since our years in high school. All the prep couldn't change the way that some people just were.

"Y/n do you mind staying behind?" Mr.Winchester asked. His voice was still loud, but not harsh in your ears. I was so close to the door, I wish that I had just grabbed the door handle and claimed the following day that I wasn't able to hear him over the hustle and bustle of students.

Unfornetutally that wasn't the truth, so I turned around. "Of course Mr.Winchester." I was the last person in the lecture room. The room looked huge now that all of its population had disappeared in only a matter of seconds.

"I need to talk to you about a few things." My anxiety rose within seconds of hearing as I got closer to his table. As I pulled the chair out Mr.Winchester rose abruptly, "Actually I have got a more appropriate office down the hall. Walk with me." he said grabbing his things and ushering us out of the now cold lecture room.

"Mr. Winchester, do you mind explaining to me what exactly you want to walk about?" I tried asking, but my question was sadly ignored and answered with another statement.

"Call me John." As we made it to the door to a smaller office, he quickly unlocked the door. And we made out way into the office. It smelt like cleaners had been in there, and the scent of Windex and air freshener was potent.

"So I wanted to actually talk to you about becoming teacher assistance, or something along those lines. I know that just from my class you have excellent scores on pretty much everything." He said, I stood for a little while before making my way over to the chair in front of the desk.

"Mr.Winchester" "John, Miss L/n" He corrected me. The urge I was fighting was so strong. Not to just jump over the desk and into Mr.Win... Johns lap.

There was something about it. Something about the way he held himself over everyone else. He wanted to know just how much I was worth when it came to wanting something. I sat on the edge of my seat, waiting and wanting to know more.

"I'll of course need to see more determination, and worth coming from your efforts in class," John said, sitting up taller in his swivel chair.

I moved more to the edge of my chair. Yearning to know more, wanting to show John that I was worth the time. 'I'll do anything, Mr.Win. I mean John." I corrected myself.

He rose his eyebrows. "Will you now?" He asked. The temptation to give in to my whoreish nature was so strong, but I tried to resist. "Yes, sir. Anything John."

He patted his hands on his thighs harshly. Before standing up and walking towards me. I had put my bag on the floor and kept my hands in my lap. He rounded the corner of the desk and stood behind me.

"Miss L/n what is that you're going to do to show me that you can be my teacher assistant?" He asked. I tilted my head back looking up at him through the tops of my lashes. "John, anything you say I'll do." It was the truth, straightforward as I could get without of course divulging to Mr.Winchester that I fantasize about him. About the way, his large arms could hold me down, as he slowly tortured me.

But I was most definitely wasn't going to let Mr.Winchester find out my deepest and darkest secret The fact that I hadn't ever had anyone brought me the mind blanketing climax ever before.

"I can see those wheels turning in your head, Miss L/n," John said as he bent down making intent and full eye contact with me. If I hadn't been there I don't think I would have believed myself. I saw his tongue dart out and lick his lips ever so slightly. "I'm... You... John, what is it that you'd like me to do to show you that I'm worth the time it will take to train me?" I asked stumbling over the first few fords of mine.

"I think I know what it will take to show me, get up." He said. His hands came to rest gently on my hips as I stood up. He pushed my hips forward towards the desk, sweeping everything off the desk. Papers flew and picture frames hit the floor shattering, paperweight hit the floor, and pen along with pencils began to roll on the floor to places where they'd stay for a while.

His hands run up my back pushing my breasts up against the cold desktop. I moaned as his hands made their way past my hips and further to the crease of my jeans and ass.

Smacking my ass I bucked into the desk, I shook and moaned into the wood. "You aren't saying 'No' so this is just the start. I wanna hear you too darling." Another ten hits came to ass within just a few minutes and every time I was louder than the last.

John pulled me up with his hand grabbing my hair and pulling me up gently. As he pulled me up I was met with the chest of John on my back. Whispered into my ear "I want you to stripe, take the shabby revealing shirt off along with those jeans."

I swallowed and felt the bucking of John behind me. "You better be quick or I'll just rip it off." It was a whisper in my ear but an incentive to hurry my ass up. Inner thoughts told me that I should probably hurry up, but something further and deeper in me wanted to see what he'd do if I took my sweet time.

If his words were just that, or if they actually had a threat behind them. Another buck of his hips, my eye rolled I held still for a minute waiting to see if he'd do anything.

"You really are a brat. I guess you'll end up walking out of here in shredded clothes." Ah, there was the threat, seconds later the sound of my shirt being shredded off was all that bounced off the walls.

I shirked in shock as the cold air of the room hit my warm skin. His cold fingertips grazed up from the top of my jeans to the bottom of my black bra. "You know it's normally the quiet ones that seem to be the best in the sack, but I don't know you can't seem to listen," John said as I felt the unclipping of my bra from behind me, and felt the straps fall down my shoulders.

I fell back into John's arms as the cold air made my nipples bud. There were his hands lifting my breasts up and playing with my nipples. Trying to hold my moans back I let my head fall back onto his broad chest, and I lived in the moment for only a second.

At the feeling of his lips on my open and vulnerable was another sending of shivers down my exposed back. I let him take advantage of me, it wasn't like I hadn't thought of him doing this to me for the past few months.

Kisses turned into soft sucking on my neck. I hadn't ever done this with anyone my hands felt awkward just sitting there by my side I felt stiff. John's hand dropped from playing with one of my breasts, his hand taking one of mine. Guiding it through his sprinkling gray hair, "Don't be so stiff with your body, doll. You've done this before right.

He questioned me, thank god he wasn't looking at me. My face probably went through five different stages of panic in a matter of seconds. "Yeah, Yeah I've done this before," I said in a quick small voice. Leading my body back into his, tugging at John's hair.

"So you are a slut then, so I shouldn't expect anything good." He said before returning back to my neck, his hand had returned to my breasts, but the other one left rather quickly dealing with the buttons on my jeans.

"So many buttons nowadays." He said before pulling the zipper down, his hand sunk into my jeans and I wiggled as I felt his fingers graze over the top of my panties.

"Help me out with your jeans baby girl." He said. The nickname made me freeze but only for a second has he slapped my ass jerking me forward. "I said help." I felt his larger hands on my waist like they were waiting for mine.

As I slide my jeans off John helped me. Kicking off my flats and sliding my jeans off my ankles. Grabbing me by my waist I wasn't ready for him to spin me around. Now I was facing John. He gave me a look, one that I couldn't figure out just yet.

"Look at you and your perfect tits." He said I felt a round of shame, wishing that I had taken a bit more time on my body this morning. "Look at me." He said his forefinger and thumb guiding me to look at him. "There are a shit ton of girls in your class, ones that wear nothing in efforts to have me bend them over this desk. Ones that make me sick to my stomach with how obtuse they are. And then there's you. the modest of them all with the fancy words that make the others look at you, and your body that I'll be honest with you doll makes me harder than you know." He said looking at me the direct eye contact made me freeze in place.

His fingers grazed over my cheek, his cold fingers only showing the blush that rose on my cheeks while he was speaking. Pushing me back until I hit the desk, "I want you to jump onto the desk's edge, I'm going to show you just how much I know you're better than any other of those girls in your class." John said his hand landing my stomach and thigh.

My panties were damp but were now soaked.

I jumped at John's request. His desk was cold but that different matte, I was so close to having the dream that I've had almost every night since being in class with my English professor.

His hands moved now to my knee making a gap between both my legs for his muscular frame to stand tall. "Look at that, you're soaked, and not a peep out of you. Was the teasing enough for you, I can just stop now." John teased, I shook my head with such vigor it might have shown just how much I wanted him at that moment.

"Of course doll, of course, you don't want me to stop I see the way you stare at me in class, the way you rub your thighs together at just the thought of my hands on you." He said, damn he's a cocky person, but maybe that's what drags me to him. His cockiness, it's nothing like his cock.

All while he was talking to me he had slipped out of his belt and threw it down to the floor. His slacks still looked good on him. His slacks looked tight on him, and all because of the large throbbing cock hiding behind the fabric of the slacks. I wasn't ready though, physically or mentally for the size of him.

He must have caught on to my slight panic, "Oh doll it will fit. and if it doesn't then I'll make it." He said with a wink and pumped his cock a few times before coming closer and playing at my soaked panties. Moving them off to the side, instead of taking them off completely.

Felt like a whore, but I don't think that matters anymore. He gave me one more look before the head of his cock rubbed up against my sensitive bud. "If I knew that you were this slick I would have done this a long time ago." it was muttered under his breath but clear to me.

As he slid in it was hard to not react to the tightness of my cunt, and the sheathing motion of his cock. "The tightest cunt I've ever had." He muttered as he fully made his way in. I grimaced through the first bouts of pain until it subsided and turned into gracious pleasure. My eye felt like they rolled into the back of my head.

I didn't even notice that John had stopped moving until I started to buck against him wanting more of the deafening pleasure. But his hands were quick to be on my hips.

"You're still a... you are still a virgin." It's not the shock of the situation, but the fact that John couldn't imagine you being a virgin or that fact that you'd like your twenty years older man to take it from you.

"Shut up, and forget it already. I just want you to fuck me not lecture me." Snappy wasn't normally my type, but his cock hadn't moved and it was starting to piss me off. A rise of a brow and a hard forcefully buck met my hips.

"Don't get snappy with me girl. I make the fucking rules." His hands landed on my hips to keep me grounded to the flimsy desk. My hands rose over my head gripping to the edge of the desks holding on to dear life, as John fucked me.

His thrust didn't stop, but until I had serval hickeys all over my chest, and I was begging him to stop, trying to get away from the wave of esatasy. As my eyes rolled into the back of my head, and I screamed Johns named at the top of my lungs he was right there his head in the crease of my neck a whole line of cruse rolling off his lips.

"Do I have the position?" I asked as john lifted his frame off my body. He gave me a look that I knew now. "Yeah, you've definitely got the position. My little slut of a teacher's assistant." John said kissing at my neck and up to my lips.

As I lay there catching my breath, and thinking about the crashing wave of pleasure I had received. John spoke up. "Why'd you lie about not being a virgin?" I looked away and got up, "Y/n, answer the question. it's a rather important one." He said stopping me in my tracks of finding my jeans on the floor.

"Figured you wouldn't want to fuck the virgin, especially since she's in college, and since I thought you wouldn't like the fact that I had no idea what I was doing," I said in shame buttoning up my jeans.

Silence filled the room, but Johns's large sigh cut it off. "it wouldn't have mattered if you had said you were or weren't a virgin. I still would have fucked up, oh wait I did, didn't I. It's okay I know you want more of what I've got to show you."

A small smile crossed my face my dimples showing off. "I've got so much to show you doll," John said as he wrapped a hand around the back of my neck pulling me in for a deep and heated kiss. "Maybe I should introduce you to my two sons. Both who teach here at the academy. I think they'd just love you." John said, "I might be interested in meeting these boys of yours John. But I will need a shirt. I don't think you'd be willing to share anyways John." I said patting at John's forearm.

Completed on: 11/14/2021

Posted on: 11/14/2021

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The Winchesters Trailer

Along with everyone else, I am confused why John knows about hunters and monsters when in Supernatural, he did not know anything until Mary's death. He did not know that his father was a Man of Letters. He thought he abandoned him.

Ideas I like:

-John's mind gets wiped at the end

-Everything Sam and Dean were shown about their lives was a lie (Chuck's story)

-Alternate Universe

I will watch The Winchesters to see how it plays out and hopefully, it will lead to future spin-offs!