#*national anthem plays*

[wisteriagoesvroom]

IT’S MELBOURNE RACE WEEK! I BLEED VEGEMITE! I’M POUNDING BACK THE WEET BIX! LONG LIVE TELSTRA! FLAT WHITE THE ONLY COFFEE EVER! ALBERT PARK NEVER ANY BETTER PARKS! TRAM LINES AN ECO AND WALLET FRIENDLY MODE OF TRANSPORT! BURKE AND WILLS THE OG FAILBROS! I AM PUTTING THE SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE! I AM TENDERLY HUGGING A PENGUIN ON ST KILDA’S BEACH! OI OI OI!!!

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

I love the idea floating around now that Charles will abscond with the Verstappen baby to train them up as Ferrari’s new chosen one just because the baby is Monegasque and has Max’s dna.

[yamisnuffles]

Remember, as bisexuals spring into sight today, to say, "Hi, hi, hi" as we all say

[sleeper9]

If someone told me that they played the French national anthem in the beginning of all you need is love I didn’t remember it. Putting that aside how is this not constantly cited in the Paris conspiracy lore?!?!! Hello?!? John?? All you need is love and you make a reference to France?? Hmmm?????!?!!! If y’all knew about this why haven’t I seen a long meta essay on this before *crosses my arms* *stares* well??

[salt-n-salt]

I don’t want to overwhelm you or anything but if you need him, here’s Loserboy the Mullet Man of Failure Farm

u were right I did need Loserboy the Mullet Man of Failure Farm . how did u know

[dontlookforme00]

shut up !!!!! Shut up heart!!!!

I don't know what I'm doing I just kept adding details. But violence :]] 👍 reblogs appreciated

[leonardcohenofficial]

i remember seeing the 2014 broadway revival of on the town in high school when my theatre program brought us to see it as one of three shows we got to experience on that trip and i was quite literally the only person in my entire cohort who not only enjoyed it but found it particularly striking; my taste was admittedly retro even then but i remember people complaining about how milquetoast it was (i think the word used colloquially then was ofc "basic") but as someone who still finds nyc to be a distinctly magical place and absolutely adores the bernstein score + robbins choreo combo i found it an incredibly moving piece of theatre

[wikitpowers]

time to play the kitty anthem ✨say don’t go✨

[spookyfooxx]

Showed this to my wife and she said it was a pain face. BABY. BABE. HONEY. LOVE OF MY LIFE. THE STAR IN MY SKIES. BABYGIRL. DOVE. BABE I KNOW YOU AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH KINKY STUFF. BUT BABY. GRÁ. A STÓR. THAT IS NOT A PAIN FACE, MY DEAR. THAT IS A KINKY GAY PLEASURE FACE. love u babe ❤

[canadianno-gravityfalls]

I wanna make a joke in my fic somewhere at some point where Bill says "I pledge" and gets interrupted by The Gang of kids mundanely reciting the pledge of allegiance which scares the shit out of him, but to do that I need to Know The Pledge Of Allegiance and. I do not and I don't wanna Google it

[crispyliza]

What is William Afton doing at the Olympics????

[jaybirdscoffee]

the star strangled banner

[bumblingbabooshka]

Archer & T'Pol having to escape being tied together in 'Shadows of P'Jem' by pressing themselves against one another, leading to Archer having to grab T'Pol's ass and ending with T'Pol falling tits first onto Archer's face is so Anime Style Horny that I just started laughing instead of getting mad like I might have otherwise - c'mon guys what're we doing here?? He even has a nosebleed.

[22pennzoil]

our sprint race winner DU DU DU DU ; 📸 rbr on twitter

[odegoob]

kiwi in f1? patriotism activated