#*missing milo

[cavotarchives]

MILO MURPHY'S LAW 01x12 | Missing Milo

[indorak]

He wears it really well~!

[sincerelywhistler]

♡ SWEETHEART ♡

More headcanons (ft. Milo) under the cut!

• Sasha is a gender-neutral name of Slavic origin, meaning “defender” and “helper of mankind”. It’s often a nickname for Alexander (their deadname) or Alexandra.

• Mother is Russian, father is Irish

• Their past colleagues have playfully nicknamed them as Donnie in college and it just stuck, as the last name Donovan, an Irish name meaning “dark”… Donnie… Donnie Darko… do you see where I’m going with this

• 6’ beanpole so they’re taller then Mile Low’s 5’9 self <3

• Professional little spoon

• Came out as nonbinary at 17. Their parents didn’t take it very well, but their mom came around eventually

• Lives up to the noir film aesthetic with their classy style, preferring deep palettes with black and rich browns

• Eventually quit smoking cigarettes with Milo’s encouragement

• Vegetarian icon

• Loner kid in their schooling years. Their type A personality was often misunderstood and came across as “too bossy”

• Loved the Goosebumps books growing up

• They need their morning coffee or else they will actually fucking kill you

• They snort when they laugh really hard and only Milo and their older brother, Nikolai, can get them to that point

• Mimosa brunches with Marie 😌

• Always humming to themself

• LOVES wearing lingerie

• Favorite place to kiss Milo is his jawline because they get to nuzzle their nose into him a bit. They like it when he kisses their knuckles and up their arm

• They’re ALWAYS running their fingers through their mate’s hair. Milo melts every time bc head scratches are supreme. He wouldn’t let anyone else dare touch his hair

• I can’t explain exactly why but they give me bergamot chai cologne vibes and I’m so here for it

• Can’t have any piercings visible due to work policy? No problem. Downstairs piercings are a good compromise (frenum, if you’re wondering)

[arendalphaeagle]

A handful more things from the Milo Mikey Murphy's Law pitch bible:

[rootingfortheenemy]

are you feeling sphere and loathing...in outer space?

[acidichcl]

I’ve been wanting to draw these 3 and I finally got to do it lol. Hiii @mutant-munchies @3m0n3rd i hope u dont mind me drawing them, i love yalls venus ( ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ )

Im kinda rusty but i tried my best 😔🙏

They’re friends. It’s true, they told me

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Luke Went From Giving Shit To Jess For Working at Walmart to Shopping There 😂

[pagesupinflames]

what the shaw pack boys reactions would be like if the waiter took their plate away while they’re still eating

(because i miss them dearly)

david:

just … confused

the waiter comes by nd swoops it away mid bite and he just looks at them like

“what … what the fuck ????”

his side eye is stanky and he knows it

mouth is just silently agape and you’re trying so hard not to laugh because he doesn’t even look mad he just looks fucking concerned

like the face a cat makes when it’s professing something that it sniffed

that’s davey

he just sits there in silence staring you down like he’s tryna burn holes into your skin until the waiter comes back and you come clean that you set it all up

trust—he’s not saying anything to you. he just continues eating while still glaring daggers into your soul and growling nd grumbling something under his breath

you’re gonna get it later

milo:

seething. absolutely seething.

sets his fork down, takes one sip of his champagne, nd the waiter comes and snatches his plate up like a bird with its prey

he’s choking on his drink and making weird noises to symbolize his confusion becuase he doesn’t even know if he has any verbal words for what just happened

he turns around in his chair and tries to consolidate the waiter while still trying to keep his cool (by now you’re cracking the fuck up)

“aye— ‘s not funny, sweetheart. what the fuck just— ‘scuse me. i— i wasn’t done with that— what the shit ???? y’see what just happened ? i’m not goin’ crazy, am i?”

he’s trying to get the waiters attention but they just keep walking away until theyre out of his sight and he

is so pissed off

when you can’t hold in your laugher anymore and through your cackles you mumble out the meaning of the prank he looks at you and goes:

“really. really. y’know i don’t play about my food, sweetheart, i could bite your hand off right now if i could. you’re lucky that’s a felony ‘cause your arm would be halfway down my throat right ‘bout now.”

you apologize to him by letting him steal some bites of your plate which he takes with stubborn reluctance

asher:

desperate. that’s all i gotta say.

his hand shoots out before the waiter can even snatch it up and he’s mumbling out something like:

“oh— sorry, yeah, i wasn’t done with that. i wasn’t— hey—“

you’re trying to hide your phone from under the table but it’s so hard not to laugh because ash is literally playing tug of war with this fucking waiter for his chicken katsu

after a few minutes of him trying to reason with the waiter, the waiter eventually gets the high end of the stick and snatches the plate out of his hands, walking away while trying to keep their own giggles in

ash is frozen in place

sitting there

astonished

taken aback

trying to mentally process if the lighter in his car would be a good fire starter to burn the place down

he slowly turns to you and just starts whining about the whole situation, letting out some laughs himself (becuase seriously what else can he do)

“so …. so are they gonna give it back or ……….. ??oh— oh they’re walking away. they’re going back into the kitchen. oh my god. baabe. did you see that ????? the pack is never gonna believe me holy shit—“

when the waiter gives the plate back, he just starts bursting out laughing because he doesn’t realize that it’s a trend and he for real thinks that this is a once in a lifetime experience

you never tell him that it was a prank because you feel like it’s funnier if he thinks it was a real thing

[milolovesbmc]

The "I do too" from Marvin after "Do you take this man to be your husband?" in In Trousers absolutely destroyed me so here's this!!!

[milooo8096]

all he did was love his wife and get married and yall hated him

[dwampyversegifs]

[manheimsunshine]

⁂ school spirits characters on twitter ⁂

[faer1efire]

lucia !!! + closeups under cut

[peteytheparrot]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🦄🦄🦄🌈🌈🌈🌸🌸🌸💖💖💖🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[v4guelyv4mpiric]

witchcraft smp :(

it was only a few months ago but i miss it so much

[danvillecheese]

who up missing mml with all their heart