#*kicking the dirt*

[pine-needle-scuffle]

i hate when theres a thing i see other ppl do all the time and its cool and then i go to do it and my brain goes "no...its weird when you do it..."

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[gamelpar]

omega, who has never seen or touched dirt before in her life: omg i love dirt its amazing!!

hunter, regular dirt sniffer:

he's still figuring that kid out

[image credit @ct99r2d2 on twitter]

[crumplstiltskin]

logged in a few hours today, i forgot how lovely and wholesome this game is

[betterthanbatman1]

Someone made him angry :(

[sciderman]

happy anniversary to them

[nessguts]

husband who never shuts up x husband who hates it but gets turned on when his husband annoys him

[mssacre]

Jjba art from the past week hii

[foldingfittedsheets]

My first job was working at a dog kennel. It was a boarding facility so folks could leave their animals while they went on vacation. I always loved animals so I was stoked to apply, but I was less thrilled with the reality.

The owner operated the kennel on her personal property and was a tyrannical micromanager. For instance: she could see three of the play pens from her front porch. If you had a dog that did not in fact want to play with you, a stranger, and would prefer to sit quietly getting petted she would come out onto her front porch and yell at you.

The correct procedure in her mind was to play fetch by yourself which was just throwing a ball, going to pick it up, and throwing it again, over and over, to entice the dog. I quickly learned to never pick those pens. Even the small gravel play pen behind the building by the dumpsters was a better bet. There may not have been grassy fields but the miasma of dog waste meant less getting yelled at.

My time there colored my perception of certain dogs. To this day I disdain retrievers. They can be fine on a case by case, and ultimately my dislike isn’t their fault. But 75% of them weren’t potty trained and had never walked on a leash. They also had a brain just big enough to fixate on a tennis ball which was really annoying when trying to manage toy buckets and they’d just body check you cause they saw green.

Poodles and Dobermans were top tier, generally extremely obedient on leash and with their manners. This certainly says more about the owners inclined to get certain types of dogs than the breed itself but I remain fond. Pitbulls were similarly well mannered.

The craziest motherfuckers were Shiba Inu’s. It says a lot that these dogs rarely ended up on my schedule, despite the high proportion we had, because snappy dogs always went to the leads. It really didn’t help that we didn’t leave collars on the dogs. (I think it was a safety thing? It was weird). We slipped collars over their heads, and the shibas fucking hated it. They’d scream their little heads off and fling themselves around on the leash like a wild animal.

Hands down the worst dog I had was a beagle though. I still remember that horrible little man. He had been checked by the vet and was fine but he acted like each time he put his foot down it was landing on shards of broken glass. So each step was a tiny tentative affair, mincing and ready for the ground to suddenly rise up against being walked on. And god save you if this animal felt the slightest pressure on his collar he would shriek with ear piercing hysteria that you were trying to murder him. He walked the shortest circuit we had and it took as long to finish as the longest circuit twice over. I watched his owners pick him up once and he just trotted happily like a normal fucking dog.

My favorite animal however was this little Pomeranian with one eye. Easily the most friendly and well behaved of the dogs, big or small, he was loving life and everything in it. He didn’t yap or snap he just sat politely to be leashed and trotted along perfectly. He dashed after toys and retrieved nicely. I still think about that little dude sometimes. He was the platonic ideal of a dog.

But really the best kind of dog, the one we all wanted but never got, was one with solid bowel movements we could actually pick up instead of kennel induced stress soup, which is what we got.

[amazingdeadfish]

Realising I have free will just means I can draw my favourite characters with one of my favourite stuffed animals.

The stuffed animal in question:

[the-punforgiven]

Hey, I'm really sorry to have to ask y'all, but my family and I are being evicted from our home and we can't really afford to live anywhere else.

We've been saving up for a while and we've found a place we can almost afford, but we're still short about $4,400. So like, if you have anything you can do to help I'd greatly appreciate it, but like, I get that times are tough all around so I totally understand if you don't

Here's a link to my paypal, but like, please only donate if you've got the cash to spare, I don't want anyone to go hungry on my account

[urnmbr1fan]

If inanimate insanity ends, expect me to disappear a shrivel up into a ball and start SOBBJNGGG

MY ENTIREEE PURPOSEHFHSHHHRHSGDUAHAAAAAAAAA

NOT GIGGLING!!!

Rather I sob on the floor, pathetically.

AAAHHHHHHHHHHSGSGFGGSGDGSDHHDHCHXHHHHHHH ADAM WHENNI CATCH YOU.

WHEN.

WHHHENNNNN I CATCH YOU.

ADAM COUNT YOUR DDAYS!!1!1!1??2?1?

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

HHHHHHHHH

SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN

Gun in HAND

LOCK YOUR DOORS

AND WINDOWS

Adam I HOPE YOU HAVE SECURITY

/j

.

Srs man sobbing!!!!

[fumiiigation]

I love you! ❤️‍🔥🍙🐯

making these as a standee in the near future hehe

[marbledpython]

many thoughts about these guys

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

watching ii3 after ii 17 hurts cuz it just re-contextualizes how much trauma and repression mephone4 has gone through and done, even more fucked up cuz mephone had legit gone through a massive character arc only to get kicked into the dirt and have everything he wanted to fix and change be ripped from him in the most painful way possible

[whewchilly]

One day you could return to Ferrari?

F1 has taught me that you never know, there are so many examples of drivers who leave and then come back. I still have years to go, and I don't rule anything out.