#*incredible

[cashewbenoit]

did they just call him yuri slafkovsky

[shesmore-shoebill]

(desperately trying to save the point) "what you don't like SEX?????"

"One's like OH and one's like AH"

[skypalacearchitect]

oh my god

New political strategy just dropped.

Taiwanese parliament member stole a Bill before it could get passed. 

@NFL Someone sign this man as a running back.

[franollie]

god the art in batgirls was sooooo good. say what you will about the writing and the characterization but the interiors were gorgeous

[lrrooc]

[patetemult]

The way that this was just the apetiser before The Breakup Lettah

I'm gonna need Aimee to be the new official host of Narrative Telephone please

[the-alfreton]

This is a 1480 combine. Mother of god.

For the last decade or so, I’ve been routinely attending a ride-on lawnmower race. I’ve always wanted to participate, but the high cost of used mowers is better spent on more practical vehicles, like literally anything else. Sometimes, though, the universe sends you a message. And in my case, that message came in the form of an awkward leg of a huge trade-in scam.

Picture, if you will, the humble redneck. They await the approach of big, fast domestic mowers. John Deeres, Cub Cadets, even weird modified Chinese stuff they looted from Aliexpress. There is jubilance, but that soon comes to an awkward hush. An unfamiliar engine note approaches.

My International 1480 combine harvester, all ten tons of it, is barrelling down the highway at a clip somewhere between “tepid” and “jaunty.” Even though I have shown up for a race, I am sandbagging a little bit, making sure that the bets get settled against my vehicle before I show them the might of a fully operational monster such as mine.

Technically, there is no violation. I had looked at the rulebook from every angle in the previous year: it has the correct number of wheels, the proper agricultural intent, and with precise work on the tiller, it can even (poorly) mow a suburban lawn. Is it modified? Oh yes, yes indeed, but I see the nitrous bottles poking out from the rows of Kubotas at the starting line.

And when I leave the starting line, it is a thing of beauty. At least for a few milliseconds. It seems that the wizards at International Harvester simply did not comprehend of a situation in which the frame of their combine would be launched into the air by means of one thousand eight hundred foot-pounds of supercharger-bolstered torque. I had erroneously believed that the loose soil of the rural community would let the wheels dip in, but now I am facing directly into the sky, having twelve o’ clocked hard on my wheelie, shooting flames from my exhaust and whirling vertical blades of death towards the grandstand.

It’s not about whether you win or lose. Sometimes it’s about how many pages you add to the rulebook.

[lizardsfromspace]

The best resolution to a missing persons case ever was that developmentally disabled person who walked off in 1986 saying he "wanted to be a cowboy in Texas", starting a twenty-one year search for him on the assumption he died somewhere in the desert or was murdered, only for everyone to discover that he had spent those decades working as a cowboy on a ranch in Texas. Missing persons investigators rarely consider that maybe they achieved their dreams

[that1geek06]

"English isn't my-"

Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with

[rolandkaros]

i know that most of my followers are not that involved in women’s football but i need you all to know that the canadian football team is in danger of getting disqualified from the olympics because two members of their coaching staff used a drone to try to spy on new zealand. the canxnt have never lost to new zealand previously. canada won gold in tokyo. what was the logic. people are getting fired. everybody is baffled. perhaps most of all new zealand.

[backyard-woodchuck]

Is THIS what Homer meant by “wine-dark sea”??? I always thought that was a result of language not having developed a word for “blue” or “green” yet. How long ago did the oceans turn from red to blue??

"Genesis", Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

[embraceweird]

Brennan started the episode here:

And ended here:

[jaubaius]

Undulatus Asperitas clouds seen over New Hampshire, (2023).

Source

[dapper-lil-arts]

Forgotten Friendship is the best piece of MLP media no substitutes. It's a gift that keeps on giving

[mintbecrazy]

that is some crazy animation bro

https://bsky.app/profile/impage.bsky.social

hi, I animate and draw cool things and made a bsky account! (shameless repost btw..)