i was obsessively thinking about this text post while playing this part
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i like how hetalia fanon has moved from depicting arthur as a uwu anime bishounen boy to a jaded tired english office worker who just wants to go home to eat his shitty fucking generic brand chips in peace. like yes sir give us nothing!
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I love that the Chairmen are like the lameos of The Strip. Like it just says so much about how the Boot Riders were that they are just so fine being like Vegas cool guys.
Everyone at The Tops sans Benny is content, happy and fine with how things play out. They just like having food, women and something to do. Like occasionally they have to use some of their tribal warrior skills when threats like the Courier pop up but they are like if you took mountain lions and gave them a kitty spa day and now they refuse to leave.
Of course, the other families think they’re boring like one of them is literally eating bitches and The Tops just has the worst Wasteland’s Got Talent contestants as premiere acts.
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qimir/the stranger about murder couture the way moms are about raincoats
qimir: *squints at sky* looks like a good chance of doing a murder today. i just packed my slinky murder outfit, you better grab yours too
osha: we're literally just going to Space Cheesecake Factory, i think i'll be fine
qimir: but babe you never know when you'll have to do a murder. you'll be sorry if you don't have your slinky murder outfit
osha: then i guess i'll just be sorry
qimir:
osha:
qimir:
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qimir: don't worry i'll pack yours in my canonically giant purse. i've also got one (1) slim jim & seven (7) coconuts in there if you get hungry
osha: it's because you keep bringing your own food that they keep kicking us out of all the franchise locations!!!!
qimir, helpfully: & also because we do a murder at each one. hence packing your murder outfit. & also a sweater in case it's chilly inside
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self shippers, pleaaaaase be self indulgent and romanticize the parts of yourself you’re insecure about, big or small, physical or mental. your f/os are obsessed with you, i promise, and they love and accept and understand every little piece of you! they get all enamored and flushed when you’re on their mind. they’re so in love with you and think about all those little details daily! yes, even that one.
c’mon, think about it! it’s allowed — in fact, they want you to!! even just for a moment. it feels so great! do it!!!
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most people when watching haikyuu can’t stop saying “nice kill ushijima” or the shiratorizawa chant but IIIII cannot stop saying “gomen iwa-chan” in oikawa’s voice and its like worse than all the above i fear…
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Fun things are happening at Estival! We love Fallen London and all the very fun and OSHA-compliant activities therein.
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Heket once sang the most beautiful songs
Her voice was unique. No mortal could replicate it. It was deep, throaty, and so resonant you could feel it in your bones. She loved to sing
She can’t sing anymore. It hurts too much to even try.
She watches musicians with envy, secretly resenting that one of her favorite activities was stolen from her.
After much character development, Narinder gifts Heket a harp, as a way of making peace.
She still misses singing, but now music is part of her life again. She may not forgive Narinder for a long time, but it’s a step.
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the fact that audience in the arena chanted Käärijä and Cha Cha Cha and started groaning when the jury 12's for Sweden kept coming
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