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GUESS WHO GOT THE INTERNSHIPPPPPPP
#POST PRODUCTION FISHYVISION AU HERE I COMEEEE#(that's not the actual ship name but shhh)#JUST CALL ME. *cool sunglasses whip sound* Mr. Puzzles' number one obsessed intern HFJKDSA#oh god this is like an actual job too the realization hit me when I was in that meeting-#BETTER SAY GOOD BUH BUH TO MY LONG HOURS OF FREE TIME IN WINTER BREAK FHDSJAK#I will. still try to have that lil bit at least#just to continue making my art and my fics not only for you guys but me too fhsdajk#God knows I will fucking die if I don't get my weekly dose of Puzzle kissing HEHE HFDKJSA#sci screams
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FUCKING DESPISE Jiang Cheng APOLOGISING TO Wei Wuxian HE WOULDN'T HE WOULD NEVER EVER
he shouldn't have to either. tell me what he did wrong. this man didn't kill him. this man didn't break any promises to go fuck the nearest Lan. Rebuilt his own sect. ON HIS OWN. obviously people helped But you promised to help and then You didn't. You DIED and when you came back DIDN'T EVEN VISIT. believed rumours about your own little brother. Refused to trust him for who is INSTEAD AGAIN CHOOSING THE NEAREST LAN.
stop making Jiang Cheng apologise he wouldn't!! and FOR WHAT ???
#jc my boy#theres a part of me going maybe for whipping him with zidian.#and like LMAO no#i would also hit someone with an electric whip if they came back to life AND DIDN'T COME TO ME#deserved actually#no one tell me about wwx and his fucked up trauma with yzy and the whip#he cares about it less than you#HE TOLD HIS BROTHER IT WAS JUST HIS DUTY#likeoooooooh#pissed me off#chengxian#sorry is only in jc vocabulary for Jin ling#hes a sect leader he Cannot politically apologise ever#good lord#keep seeing unfuck you or whatever#HE DID NO WRONG#ogmdzs
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there is no way that Guillermo’s pussy wouldn’t drive Nandor absolutely mad with power
#wwdits#nandermo#nandor#guillermo de la cruz#what we do in the shadows#i have so many thoughts about how Guillermo makes Nandor feel powerful#(not in a sadistic power trip way tho)#the full force of someone as strong and beautiful and awe-inspiring as Guillermo choosing to bless Nandor with adoration#a man so used to being worshiped and yeT#you can see it in his eyes#how absolutely terrified of how powerful Guillermo makes him feel#with simple things like a soft smile and kind eyes#like how a former addict looks at drugs#and i find it so compelling that Nandor comes from power and conquering and yet he's like#fucking Guillermo would be like using the One Ring#Guillermo would casually say that he's upset Bravo cancelled a show and the next day the entire hq had been destroyed like a nuke hit it#like i'm srs guys i have five different long posts in my drafts abt how powerful Guillermo makes Nandor feel#(and how pussy-whipped Nandor would be if Guillermo ever gave it to him 😉)#but i can't process my feelings abt that rn so you get this
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combining my old vs new interests to make silly crossover aus
#gallyventing#me doods#ctommy as a hunter would absolutely not work but look i can dream okay and its my hands and my drawings i can do whatever the hell i want#<<< is embarassed as fuck#he seems more like the fast hit and run type so the cane whip might be ideal but also he might stick to what's familiar so the hunter's axe—#would be very likely#i think he'll enjoy the whirligig saw#crossover
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there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
#ignore the offputting photo of my fruitloops#at least it matches armand#the way i was eating them and then WHIPPED my phone out cause it hit me#i'd recognise those eyes anywhere#yes they tasted delicious#armand#iwtv#on another note but also the exact same note i feel fucking insane
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of all the Extremely Helpful Hot Takes I thought I might get about this, 'do you even like chocolate to begin with?' was admittedly not one I expected
#no I hate chocolate I just keep drinking hot cocoa and puzzling over why Chocolate Drink doesn't hit for me because I'm an idiot#like 'I love the Idea of hot chocolate but unfortunately I'm just not a big chocolate guy' is a reasonably likely way for someone to feel#but I wouldn't like.... need that pointed out to me kgfjhkdkfgdjh#like oh right it never occurred to me that if I don't like chocolate I won't like hot chocolate 🤔🤔🤔#it's ANNOYING and FRUSTRATING because I LOVE chocolate so hot chocolate SHOULD be FUCKING INCREDIBLE#it's Just Okay! it's never as good as I want it to be! I cannot explain this!!!#I've had lots of different cocoa mixes and I've made very indulgent hot chocolate from chocolate chips in a recipe I INVENTED#love a chocolate! love a hot drink! love a sweetened hot drink with a lot of fancy indulgent bullshit on top!#fun little flavored coffee drink with whipped cream and cinnamon and syrup drizzles and food glitter never disappoints!#HOT COCOA SHOULD BE A SLAM DUNK BEST THING EVER. AND YET!!#it is Fine! it is always merely Fine and I CANNOT explain this#about me#posts from bsky
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We don't talk enough about Jake literally threatening to kill Jack in his evil route ending. Not just kill him but Brutally and Painfully so too.
Though considering to get this version of the ending you gotta also learn his backstory I suppose the scene is more of an Easter Egg some might've missed. Which is a shame... Literally one of the coolest moments imo.
#luly talks#dsaf#jake wilson#dsaf jake#bc jack threatens his grandkid#I DON'T WANNA SPOIL IT MAN I THINK PPL WHO HAVENT SEEN IT SHOULD. ITS GOOD. ITS REALLY GOOD.#hitting jack w the SO HELP ME GOD literally about to whip out the WHY I OUGHTA i fucking love Jake
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IN THE BLEAK MIDWINTER, FROSTY WIND MADE MOAN. EARTH STOOD HARD AS IRON, WATER LIKE A STONE. SNOW HAD FALLEN, SNOW ON SNOW, SNO-O-OW ON SNOW. IN THE BLEAK MIDWINTER, LO-O-ONG AGO
#DO YOU GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#bbc ghosts#im so fucked tomorrow btw. the christmas specials all hit and whip#there's no way i survive this one
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LOOK AT AAAAAALL THESE CHICKENS
#wips#fuck it all im hanging around here tonight#gon work on those designs n reblob this post with the updates i think#Haboob alone!!!!!!!!! -hits a depressed whip-#today i hope to get some stuff sketched out for like. Neon Gem and Expiation. n then maybe some others#ooooh Disdain would be fun to poke though.......#fun fact!!! Inkling is originally from Well's facilities. Well is a Gen 1 now (was Gen 3 before) -lies down on ground-
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Forgot to show this dude here.
This is my cyberpunk red character, his name is Helios and he's a deviljho gijinka. Yep his tail can be cut off lol
#everything a deviljho can do; my boy can do it#yep even the draconic breath#also he's stupid af and loves to eat#I accidentally murdered an npc with the tail bro I didn't know it hit that hard laskdjflaskdfj#it was really funny but also kinda disturbing#we were talking with a bunch of dudes in a bar; and one of them wanted to act like hot shit#so we wanted to scare them a little; I went there and argued with the leader of the bunch#idk how this is told in english but in spanish “zapear” means giving a little hit to someone in the head#so I told my dm that I wanted to hit the dude in the head ''darle un zape'' to piss him off#I assumed since the bar was kinda suss; the guys were prepared for a little fight; so I threw my dice#bro; I got a shit ton of damage#so instead of a slight hit; I fucking exploded the dudes head with a tail whip#turns out the guys weren't prepared at all; they were regular people#we had to run out there so we don't got caught by the cops#all my friends wanted to kill me lmao#ttrpg#original character#player character
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my mom is making a "disciplinary whip" for my dog.
#cw animal abuse#tw abuse#immediate trigger warning as this is just straight up abuse#wanna know why? because she got mad at him for being hyper because he's hungry#because my older brother won't feed him at a consistent time#and all they do is yell at him to “sit down” even though he's ansty about something#either it be he wants to go outside or he's hungry#anyway she hit the table with it in my general direction and I got really scared she was gonna hit me#because she used to “beat” me with a wooden plank fron my old bed#and she keeps making me really uncomfortable whenever she talks about this thing because she's always joking about it#like WHIPPING the dog is a normal and acceptable thing#also in the same 10 minutes she threatened to kick the dog#like kick him directly in his face#he didn't flinch at all. which upsets me because he has virtually no survival instinct around my mom#she'll do this thing where she'll neglect him emotionally (in a sense) if he angers her and be really hostile towards him#and then she'll shower him with love and give him treats and everything and then the second he does something “wrong” it's back to the hate#like why would she fucking get a dog just to treat him like shit#like he's a little hardheaded but I mean He's a Dog.#anyway I feel too much empathy for him because I'm also an animal and go through the same cycles with my mom#I wish I could take him with me when I leave because I can't#if I get another dog it's gonna be specifically a service animal and I wouldn't be able to take care of him as I would need to#hopefully I can convince her to give him away to someone I know and trust because I'm tired of her shit with MY animals#anyway. rant over. this is a touchy thing for me#-jael
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unfortunately thinking about ffxiii selfships again
#i am trying to finally draw somethkng that i dont hate and since its the anniversary of xiii i started a dumb monaraines doodle#maybe ill finish it idk. i dont know what pose to do for row and caius though.#but anyways i was listening to the monaraines song (godless by banks) and got overwhelmed again#like. come on. okay. caius and rowan are tragic bc they are constantly following eachother through time (derogatory)#regardless of them having literally been married in their first iterations and then rowan switching sides from serah to caius#bc they get hit with the You Will Remember beam even still filled with conflicting rage#but like. mona and raines are so innocent. they are on the same side kinda but they have two diff approaches#and yet they are very sweet together and mona seems like a handful but raines kinda whips them into shape a bit#and then throw in the fact that mona and raines are being manipulates#and raines dies and comes back wrong (puppeted but capable of still thinking on his own and ultimately choosing to kill himself again)#and mona is like. right there with him even WHEN he comes back wrong and even though they want to beg for him to not do it#they also hate the idea of him being a shell of his former self and having been manipulated by the same force. its a big fuck you#(but also incredibly depressing because like this is not what he wanted. this isnt what anyone wanted. he thought he could escape.)#anyways. hi :3#val.txt#got too attached to a ff character who only shows up for like 14 minutes of screentime and a boss fight
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franziska von karma was already a funny character but when she’s not the active antagonist she’s fucking hilarious
#Like. Yeah. I thought I knew everything about her.#then she just decides to follow phoenix around and you can see how insecure she really is about everything#but she solves it with hitting phoenix with her whip and it’s the funniest fucking thing in the world
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i gotta stop watching videos about space
#i looked out my window after turning off the main light and saw what looked like one massive fucking star through the trees#but like. abnormally large. larger than any star in the northern hemisphere.#so i was like omfg wtf is that. and legitimately began to slowly panic thinking it was a massive fucking comet about to hit us in a matter#of minutes. and this shit was briiiiiiight and looked alarmingly near#i whipped out my stellarium app just to check and turns out it was just the moon. it's extremely cloudy out#so it was just part of the moon peeking through the trees between cloud smotherings#(there's nothing else i can see in the sky atm other than the light from the moon so yeah)#anyway it is just the moon. and if it isn't then it's in the same direction as that.#scared the fucking SHIT out of me omfg
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want to be beaten up within an inch of my life bc they know I won’t die until they let me
#whining pawing whimpering if you don’t hit me until it bleeds ur not trying hard enough#I’ve not actually been beat up until I was actually done we usually run out of time or something else starts happening :((((#wags vulnerably#fucking I’ll get a whip and do it myself
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laying on the floor thinking about franziska & miles….
#guys help it’s setting in again#when the characters… when the characters are siblings…. raised by an imposing father who eventually hurts them in ways that will never heal#(to be clear. I am team Manfred Von Karma wasn’t like. exceptionally abusive. I don’t think he was a monster to his kids while raising them.#I think he imposed extreme standards of perfection on them and himself that have done so much harm to miles & franziska.#so. emotional abuse. yes. but I don’t think it was like. an intentional evil scheme.#I think he just raised kids while having a fucked up worldview.#‘he killed edgeworth’s dad’ YES. YES HE DID. MONSTER!!! but what if. he did that. and then raised franziska & miles with love.#with all the love Von Karma could muster to show. and it was harsh. it was cold. but it was love.#and THEN. AT THE ELEVENTH HOUR. THE FINAL MOMENT BEFORE DL-6 COULD FINALLY GO AWAY. that was when he unraveled.#and that makes his betrayal and plot to destroy edgeworth even worse…#what if that. what if.)#anyway. miles being the first one in the game to say to Franziska’s face ‘you are being emotionally immature and violent like a child’#and franziska shooting back with ‘well! I came here to win a case and make you come back-‘#(sidenote: DID SHE HAVE ANY REASON TO BELIEVE HE WAS ALIVE? BEYOND GUT INSTINCT??? INSANE. INSANE BURDEN TO PUT ON HERSELF.#WIN AGAINST PHOENIX. REMAIN PERFECT IN ALL WAYS. AND YOUR BROTHER. THE LAST FAMILY YOU HAVE. WILL COME BACK FROM THE DEAD. INSANE GIRLIE.)#‘-but now that you’re here I don’t even want to look at you because you’re a painful reminder of everything that went wrong.’#franziska is rotating so fast in my mental microwave… the way she emulates Von karma in court. all the action. none of his control.#either of the court or of himself. franziska DOES act like a child. she hits people when she doesn’t get her way!#and it’s like yeah OF COURSE SHE DOES! SHES BEEN DOING THIS SINCE SHE WAS 13!!! THATS HOW SHE ACTED THEN AND NO ONE DARED CORRECT HER#BECAUSE SHES A VON KARMA. SHES PERFECT. SHES A SCARY LITTLE GIRL WITH A WHIP AND NO ONE FUCKING SAID ‘hey. uh. maybe. don’t hit people?’#god I am just fascinated by her. the way she has Von karma’s finger waggle animation but her version doesn’t stop the dialogue#and force you to watch the whole animation… she literally does not have the same power he did…#putting her in a cat carrier and taking her to the vet. that’s how I feel about her#ace attorney#franziska von karma#miles edgeworth#btw I’m only on AA 2 so if my analysis is way off somehow? that’s why.
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