cheemerthelizard
cheemerthelizard
hopelessly dependent on the Sinister Blade
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Call me Cheemer. Adult. he/him. Being completely enchanted by fictional men is a large portion of my personality. Enemies with @nbcloverSideblogs: selfship is @self-shippy and I post fanfic on @cheemers-writing-archive. Ask for nsfw alt.
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cheemerthelizard · 2 hours ago
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fun fact about Carmen, in the early stages of developing his character I originally wanted to make her thievery pre-Lupin really complex morally. Instead of giving money back to the community, they simply burned the money so that it could never be fed into the system again. Eventually I thought this wasn’t a character that would join a group of thieves only interested in themselves, nor would they be very likeable. So, instead, Carmen became a modern-day Robin Hood with flaws such as: the real reason she’s doing this is because they LOVE driving very very fast
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cheemerthelizard · 3 hours ago
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the type of ship i fuck with the most
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cheemerthelizard · 3 hours ago
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thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over
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cheemerthelizard · 3 hours ago
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goatdol
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cheemerthelizard · 3 hours ago
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Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time
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cheemerthelizard · 3 hours ago
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would've started saving money in kindergarten if i knew my life was like this
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on survival
-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits
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cheemerthelizard · 5 hours ago
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I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you. 
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cheemerthelizard · 6 hours ago
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ill get back to them
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cheemerthelizard · 6 hours ago
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the original kittywalker
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i love this so much i tried to do it justice
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cheemerthelizard · 6 hours ago
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cheemerthelizard · 6 hours ago
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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.
the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also
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cheemerthelizard · 7 hours ago
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she let me hit because i’m- [i remember she didn’t actually let me hit] [i remember she never really existed] [i remember the accident] oh my god the accident…
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More AA artdump
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cheemerthelizard · 7 hours ago
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it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity
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