#*hit

[isawken]

doing QWOP shit to his pussy

[writhe]

patron saint of dirt and climbing trees!!

i would be honored to be a patron of the dirt

[bbbholdmebbb]

I WANT TO!! CRADLE MY KID IN MY ARMS!! RAAAHHH I NEED TO BE ABLE TO PLANT ALL MY LOVE IN SOIL AND WATCH IT GROW HELPING GUIDE AND NURTURE A CHILD THROUGH THEIR LIFE RIGHT NOWWW BUT I AM UNABLE TOOOO SO CRYING AND SOBBING DUE TO EVERY FICTIONAL ADOPTION TPYE RELATIONSHIP SO MUCH THERES A RIVER IN MY HOUSE AND IT LEADS TO ME <- baby fever hitting me again

[wolfehunt]

mayhaps today will be the day

[rosicheeks]

😓

[sp1resong]

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

[willowcrowned]

if you're feeling powerless right now—and god knows I am—here's a reminder you can donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds, the Trans Law Center, Gaza Soup Kitchen, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, and hundreds of other charities that will work to mitigate the damage that has been and will continue to be inflicted

life continues. we still have the capacity to do good, important work. that matters

[9fruit]

deeply obsessed with this

[snaxle]

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

[cataclysmcrows]

oogh. augh

[cobble-stone]

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[gumy-shark]

changing the original. this post is about him now!!!

unauthorized fucking thing. blow him up NOW!!!

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[acidgirl]

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years