#*going to

[brain-rot-central]

Hello, new followers. I hope you've all strapped yourselves in because this blog is a cover for me to be horny on main.

[cheruib]

at the airport feeling #anxious for no reason

[eidolons-stuff]

Enid: "When was Ajax going to ask me out?"

Thing: *signs* "When him & Xavier came to Yoko's dorm"

Enid: "THAT WAS LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO!"

Thing: *signs* "Well, if Ajax asked you out, you would have said yes and you would never have known how Wednesday feels"

Enid: "Well- I- You don't know that! I should be able to make my own decisions"

Thing: *signs* "I know you, Enid. You would have been upset about Wednesday not liking you back, got asked out by Ajax & never know Wednesday's feelings for you"

Wednesday: *a little confused* "Why was Enid upset about me?"

[ace-dodo]

DO IT NO BALLS

DO IT NO BALLS

DO IT NO BALLS

I HAVE NO BALLS

[boyswillbedogz]

YIPPEEEE!!!!!

[adj-thoughts]

Is there really a tense called Future Tense in English🤔

What is Tense-

Tense shows when something happens. There are two main tenses Present and Past tense, however you might be thinking what about a future Tense well significantly there is no thing called Future tense.

No future tense-

English doesn’t really have a future tense. We use helpers like “will” and “going to” with present tense verbs to talk about the future

Using of Future tense starting with ''Will''

“Will” shows we’re sure about something that will happen meaning it is used to make predictions, talk about decisions made at the moment of speaking and to make offers / promises. Second of all Will is a present tense form. Example- It will be a wonderful party, I just know it!

Using of Future Tense with ''Going to''-

“Going to” is for plans in English it is used for future plans, intentions, or predictions. Example - “I’m going to visit my grandparents next weekend.”

Conclusion-

There is no thing called Future tense in English.

[thinkingnot]

me when im so bone tired so achingly lethargic eepy ashellzzzzzzzzzz

[blabberoo]

Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..

[foolfortune]

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[valtsv]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

[muttmoxley]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

[babylonqaf]

where's that "was anyone gonna tell me" meme when you need it because holy shit did the bird app just slap me in the face with this

(and yes, it's real and terrifying tbh)

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever