#*THROWS BASTARD MAN AT YOU*
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"The Traveler. To think our paths would cross so soon again. Though, there must be a reason you would chase me so far."
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The thing about Nathan Ford is that he is just so very mediocre.
Yeah he's smart or whatever, but despite Leverage really trying to push him as a leading man, he is just Some Guy. He is so startlingly average in every single way, partially due to Timothy Huttons 'Guy who just woke up' looks and partially because his top character traits are: alcoholic, kind of an asshole, divorced, and Plays Chess
He's the most Guy I've ever seen in my life. Truly just unremarkable. His name is Nathan for gods' sakes
#sophie you know i love you but i do NOT understand your choice in men#i want to soak him in broth#i am throwing him down the stairs just to watch him bounce#leverage#nathan ford#nate ford#the definition of bastard man
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Some body type references and notes I wanted to make, especially before I redraw some of my old pieces (plus, a bit of him as an adventurer having a crisis of a realization), and also just personally how I HC the change between stormblood to now based on some in game refs I've been looking at.
#ffxiv#sketch#character reference#concept#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#hey so can I just point out how scary all his kicks and the ways he moves have been?#props to WoL and Gaius (and trailer alisaie) for tanking hits that could probably put a hole in the wall#especially for gaius' poor old man shoulders#you guys should rewatch estinien and gaius vs zenos- this bastard lifts his leg high enough to kick gaius right between the shoulderblades#also Stormblood is technically bigger than his armored ingame model but I also based that side's ref off of his dissidia apperance#its honestly really cool seeing how big he is next to the majority of characters in the series LOL#this is also unironically going to be one of the reasons adven!zenos avoids just throwing his life away in high stress situations-#-other than... you know... not scarring his allies once he actually gets closer to them but his reasons arent entirely selfless LMAO
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Stanford never became friends with Fiddleford.
Instead he got himself a different small friend group who cares a lot about him. At least about the Ford he pretended to be in college.
A kind, soft spoken formerly bullied genius who researches very dull stuff in Oregon and definitely not anything weird. Their Ford would never break any rules or ignore safety measures [unlike that other student they heard about during their college years.]
And then Ford stops answering their calls and loses his grant.
It’s time for an intervention and they start pestering Ford with letters and calls until he finally agrees to meet them at a science convention, but he’ll take his brother with him.
They’re relieved! Ford is with Shermie! They like Shermie! It's a good thing that Ford still has one brother who isn't a good for nothing selfish criminal who destroyed his entire future!
If they ever get their hands on Ford’s evil twin they’ll make sure he’ll regret ever messing with their friend. Ford is too nice for revenge. They aren’t.
Meanwhile at the not-yet Mystery Shack, the Stans freshly survived their own angsty canon divergent tale of two stans AU and locked Bill out of Ford's mind like a week ago.
Stan: I don’t know how long Ford will keep me around but this will be good for him. He needs some friends to take care of him after I inevitably get kicked out again!
Ford: I only agreed to this because Stan insisted and I still haven’t found a way to thank him and apologize. I hope all my “friends” die in a fire.
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#I need Ford to be a bit off a bastard im this one. But can we blame him?#The poor guy did so much research about how to fit in with his peers before going to college and it worked too well.#He regretted it almost instantly once he realised he had to keep this up for the next couple of years.#He had to pretend to like all the popular music and movies and girls#and partying#instead of spending his weekends solving the greatest mysteries of the universe.#he constantly had to tell himself that this is what he wants. He needs to fit in and be liked if he ever wants to be recognized by his peer#Of course Fords friends have it instantly out for Stan and can you blame them? Ford looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks#hides mysterious injuries and his brother refuses to leave Fords side ven at night#[Poor Ford is just simply too scared to go to sleep without Stan protecting him]#They all come to horrifying conclusions about Stan. Poor Stan might even agree with them. Also#Ford: uses slang and bad grammar Stan: SHIT WHO DID FORD GET POSSESSED BY NOW???#Eventually an anamoly or a science experiment gone wrong happens during the convention and Ford is all over it immediately#pulls out a new journal#spouts out theories faster than anyone can keep up with and runs closer to the madness with no regard to his#or everyone elses safety Fords friends stare after him disbelieving and scared out of their minds Stan next to them sighs “Ford#amirite?#Welp better go and make sure he doesn’t get himself killed” and runs after Ford.#Eventtually in all the chaos Ford and Stan get rescued by a kind man in a giant mech dinosaur. Ford and the new guy hit it off immediately#and solve everything with just a little bit more destuction that might’ve been necessary. It was all for the sake of science.#Stan takes a long look at the robot guy. “Yep#he’ll do. Seems much more Ford’s style”#and throws him into the Stanleymobile together with Ford and escapes before the police arrive.#Ford and the new guy barely notice as they keep on talking nerd stuff. Easiest kidnapping of Stans life.#He knew coming here was a great idea. And thus the mystery trio was born.
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[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide#jrwi riptide spoilers#JUST NOTICED A MILLION MISTAKES FUUUUUUUUCK BUT WWHATEVERRRRR IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA HHUURRRLLL#SO I REALLY LIKE FISH AND CHIPS RIGHT. IVE BEEN IN LOVE W THE SHIP EVER SINCE THAT NAT 20 KISS#BUT I THINK I SHIP IT WRONG. OR LIKE. I AM CORRECT BUT EVERYONE SHIPS THEM DIFFERENTLY#THE FISH N CHIPS I SEE EVERYWHERE ELSE IS SO FLOWERY AND SWEET AND ROMANTIC. AND THATS NICE! THAT STUFFS NEAT#but gillion and chip would NEVERRRR enter anything similar to a romantic relationship. chips too damaged and gillions too uninterested#I LIKE MY FISH N CHIPS ONE SIDED AS FUCK#bc 2 gillion chip is his best friend in the whole wide world but hes also kinduvagross little man that took him a MINUTE to really warm up2#but to CHIP gillion is this powerful and gorgeous and heroic paragon of destiny and his best friend in the whole world who will#bring about the eschaton. 'i didnt believe in destiny until i met you' until i met a champion radiating with a light thatll alter the world#OHH REMEMBER THE FIRST ICE ARENA?he was so mad.still probably shaking from the ordeal.NEVER had he felt true divine radiance CLEAVE through#his SOUL like that.do you remember that moment in the forest w the bugs. an alien from the ocean; lacerating the land w lightning#when the realization flickered in chip for a moment.that the thing standing before him was more powerful than he could ever fathom#remember when grizz mentioned that the nat20 kiss was the 'best kiss chip ever experienced'. that has nothing to do w this. where was i.#LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. BUT HEY. I THINK at the beginning chip absolutely knew that gill was smth grand n powerful n scary#when gillion revealed what exactly the prophecy was;chip got defensive and mad.sure he was sleep deprived but OOH. HES SCARED!#he believes gillion too! he believes that his destiny is to eradicate either the sea or land and that scares him!#but then he gets past it bc ultimately he trusts his bestfriend gillion so so much. he fuckin loves this dude.#he would throw himself intothe path of fire for this dude. he would boat across the ocean for this dude.he would build arenas for this dude#even if this dude will end half the world.even if this dude wields the power and the obligation to eradicate him at any second.#even if this dude is going to throw himself into harms way for his own comrades.even if this dude is just going to sacrifice himself.#one way or another one shall die for the other.these self-sacrificial bastards click so well with eachother!!#chip believes his body is best used to pave roads and gill believes his body is destined to pave prosperity.WHATEVER!!#i really love their dynamic!! they care for eachother so much!in MY heart tho. the icing on the cake here is the fantasy that chip is#just a bit more In Love w gillion than he realizes. like this powerful fish guy is HOT and PRETTY and KIND and FUNNY and LOYAL and STRONG#but gillion would never rly feel that same sort of attraction towards chip. its just not rly his thing. aroace as fuck man.#thats how it is in MY little heart atleast. and i sit here and play w my touys in my brain n i explore my silly lil one sided fish y chips.
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Deeming his coiffure to be insufficiently depicted, the subject promptly had the artist drug out onto the street and shot.
#fable reaver#Fable 2#watercolor sketch#picshuas#thank you so much for this commission I want to throw this man into a spelunking cave during flood season#bastard man
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I didn’t realize their scenes were so similar even with both of them wanting kill themselves

#crying screaming throwing up#debbie grayson#nolan grayson#Omni man#Invincible#NOLAN YOU DID THIS YOU BASTARD
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It's so damn hard to NOT spoiler your friend that Darkrai is the evil twisted mastermind in PMD when he literally consumes your every thought.
Please help me, I have been suffering for months.
#I CANNOT EVEN TELL HIM THAT DARKRAI PLAYS A ROLE IN THE STORY AT ALL CAUSE HE SHOWS UP SO DAMN LATE 😭#THAT BASTARD KEEPS TORTURING ME. I mean yeah you're the man behind everything blah blah you dramaqueen we get it#but GET YOUR ASS MOVING... WHERE ARE YOU. I hope I kept my composure and my friend suspects nothing!#I will step into Darkrai's footsteps and absolutely go down that hill lying to my friend about everything.#“OMG that song is so villain Darkrai coded!! Wouldn't it be so cool if he was completely evil and unredeemable?!” <- my friend at the#end of pokepark.#“WHAT THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!! I NEED MORE FUCKED UP EVIL DARKRAI CONTENT” <- me sweating.#I'M NOT LYING. Just leaving the incomplete truth :) but yeah that interaction did happen some time after we finished Pokepark.#tagas friend spoiler#<- IF I FORGET THAT I WILL LITERALLY THROW MYSELF INTO DARK CRATER.#eyestrain#bright colors#my art#my stuff#darkrai#pmd darkrai#he's so twisted and evil <- I say that the whole time.#pmd spoiler#pmd#pmd eos#pmd2#pmd explorers#pokemon mystery dungeon
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The unexpected continuation of this post! And just like that one, I had to stop multiple times bc I was laughing too hard at Chara's first face
Based on these glorious dogs
#Chara is the most unphotogenic bastard to ever have graced the underworld. poor lad#“but GG wheres frisk?”#firstly they werent even born yet. this would have taken place when ree and chara were lil babies#and secondly EHEHEEHHUEHEU ooh dont you worry I already have planned a related post with frisk in it#and im already laughing at the thought of it#myart#chara ut#chara dreemurr#chara undertale#asriel dreemurr#ut#undertale#deltarune#and yeah not surprised that chara is having an existencial crisis 24/7#picture it man: you throw yourself down a hole to end with your miserable existence#and instead you get adopted by a loving family of magical goats#also youre royalty now#the lad is going through it and I dont blame them lmao
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POV: you’re about to be kidnapped by a fuckass drawing
Characters belong to @totallyottie99
#artists on tumblr#my art#fanart#digital art#loyce#Dion#bacchus#bacchus game#Loyce don’t look now#but there is a bitch behind you#local artist gets clowned#feed Dion#little bastard man#need to throw him against a wall
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Oh, come on! He looks fine!
you don't know how much these two gripped my brain when I was younger. god I wish the comics had continued just so I could've seen how they cooked with Lalinde. not just her relationship with Light but just how fucking cool she almost was.
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#moom makes bullshit#digital art#art#artists on tumblr#mega man#dr. light#dr. lalinde#lalindight#redraw#dr. cossack mention too because she's scolding cossack#WE LOVE A WOMAN WHO APPRECIATES HER HUSBAND FOR BEING FAT AND HAIRY#WE ALSO JUST LOVE A WOMAN IN THIS HOUSEHOLD#FEMINISM OR WHAT HAVE YOU‼️#real talk Lalinde was so cool. she was so cool.#I ESPECIALLY loved her dynamic with Blues.#she got him to slow down and think for once about the grand scheme of things and it hit him right where he felt it.#had she been given more time as a character she would've SLAPPED.#I mean what do you mean right from the get go we get her being afraid to get attached to her robots after her daughter fucking DIED#RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER#so she shut said daughter's emotions off and traumatised them both#grief is a powerful thing and such#and then we had her trying better and turning parallel to blues#god I love Dr. Lalinde. hopefully they bring her back for SOMETHING considering she's not lost to copyright she's just character vaulted#I'd love to see how she fares with Wily considering what little she knows of him seems to be pretty bitter#let her start throwing rocks at the old bastard
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"But doing history will not secure you a job—" do you think I want to collaborate with the system? To engage with it? Dude. What. If I get to be a teacher I'll cry and I'll be the happiest person alive. And if I don't? Well I'll get a bus driver licence, buy a bus and then won't make people pay, doing good for my community. Will I have bills to pay? Jokes on you I'll sleep on my bus and make it work however I can lol, figure it somehow idc, just shut the fuck uppp
#lmao#I'm doing history because I like it and because that's one of the few things I see myself studying in the future#like fuck I'm not gonna throw away my passion to get a sad corporate job#I'M FUCKING TIRED#i hate people who take pride in being ignorant and fucking conformist i swear#of people thinking they have the right#to tell me 'history serves for nothing' like one of the girls in my friend group said 'well I don't give a fuck about wwii'#HOW DO YOU DO THAT?#how can someone become so fucking arghhh#I'm not saying you should love history as a subject#I'm saying you shouldn't be that fucking stupid to not see how everything we're learning about still affects us nowadays#and how bad that can turn out#and even if that wasn't important#don't fucking look down on people who care?? 'I don't know why'll you study that it's fucking boring'#well maybe you're the boring bastard girl xx#I'M TIRED.#someone make this school year end 😭😭#spanish educational system and the gene of catalonia pissing me off as usually too#I don't know man I'm just angry and upset#probably will find better words for making a better explanation after a while idk#dio shit
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Brb mischaracterizing my own OCs for the needs of the plot
#welcome to the shitshow bastardizes chrys x10000000000 lmaoooooo#chrys: ill plant evidence of drugs in your house and call the cops after tipping off the tax man to your fraud but if im#expected to throw a hit i am NOT going to have a good time about it :( cant i just spread rumors about you to ruin your social standing?#chrys in shitshow: how about i just break all of your bones and we'll call it even eh <3 >:)#lololololololol
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y'all are cowards for using the verses of "eat your young" for romantic dreamling fics instead of using the chorus for a fic that grapples with hob gadling being a hedonist who has always valued his own survival above anyone else.
#sandman#hob gadling#literally ''throw enough rope until the legs have swung'' could have SO MUCH WEIGHT if you know how to write#also like. fandom's reading comprehension is at nil this song is about deferring others' futures for your own hunger.#it's only sexy if you find capitalism sexy.#hozier unreal unearth#ANYWAYS. SORRY.#just fandom largely ignores the fun and interesting things about most characters ever#a man who lives forever and makes his fortune almost every century is a fucking psychopath (non-dsm usage don't @ me)#and that's what could be so so fascinating about him#venture capitalist bastard born before venture capitalism#and instead most ppl writing him like he's soft#[biting you all in crt and decolonization studies]
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okay i’ve been having a blast with frontier, love nearly every monster design, and will defend this game until the day i die, but whoever the fuck pitched this flying wyvern design variant deserves to step on a lego every day for the rest of their lives.



do you see the problem
hint: whip fingers have massive range + old school hitboxes
#they’re so cool visually but the issue is this is old school monhun. when hitboxes sorta just decided if they felt like making sense#it’s so frustrating to me because i’m so close to considering zenaserisu one of my favorites#but god because of how the whip physics work the fight gets super frustrating#i’m farming the poor bastard bc the armor is great but man. MAN I DIDN’T WANNA HALK POT IT BUT THE FIGHT IS CRAP OTHERWISE#it just throws you into a wall a billion times#shantien rambles#monster hunter#monster hunter frontier
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You know, sometimes I’ll think “oh I really liked reading as a child but there weren’t any books that really molded my personality.”
And then I’ll look at a self insert character I’ve made and realize it’s literally a fucking reskin of Sydney Carton from A Tale of Two Cities.
#because I’m just#the model of good mental health.#complicated relationship with love? check#complicated relationship with alcohol? check again#I literally said in front of my whole ninth grade English class that I felt this man on a personal level#and was CONFUSED WHY MY TEACHER WAS WORRIED BY THAT#me in 9th grade: yeah this man with the lowest self worth I’ve ever seen and is willing to throw his life away for the ones he loves?#me: yeah I aspire to be him because he’s just like me fr#my English teacher: *that Walter White gif of him falling over crying*#*shaking my fist* curse you Dickens you ruined me literature wise#I will never be free of this fucking English cunt’s ghost#don’t even get me STARTED on the run on sentences that bastard has kindled in my writing#if I could go back in time only once I’d use it to personally curb stomp Charles Dickens#anyways. this is the most I’ve ever talked about a self insert to someone who’s not my bff or partner#will I ever mention them again or even in more detail? we’ll see#captain's log
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