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The thing about Nathan Ford is that he is just so very mediocre.
Yeah he's smart or whatever, but despite Leverage really trying to push him as a leading man, he is just Some Guy. He is so startlingly average in every single way, partially due to Timothy Huttons 'Guy who just woke up' looks and partially because his top character traits are: alcoholic, kind of an asshole, divorced, and Plays Chess
He's the most Guy I've ever seen in my life. Truly just unremarkable. His name is Nathan for gods' sakes
#sophie you know i love you but i do NOT understand your choice in men#i want to soak him in broth#i am throwing him down the stairs just to watch him bounce#leverage#nathan ford#nate ford#the definition of bastard man
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goat man goat man goat ma-
#its everyone's favourite tumblr-sexyman-ified bastard of time#anyway i havent been drawing a lot recently so this definitely isn't my best#also i never want to look at the colour yellow again lmao#tinky#t'noy karaxis#tnoy karaxis#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#nerdy prudes must die#the summoning#curt mega#(how does it feel to be a tumblrified goat man curt?)#(oh shit he actually has tumblr doesn't he... he probably knows about the sexymen-ified lords in black)#starkid fanart#starkid#team starkid#since i swapped fandoms ive been having to learn to draw all new characters so most of my recent stuff has been sub-par#this was just a doodle i liked and decided to flesh out#fingers crossed ill get back to posting more art more often#(i have a drawing of owen that every week or so ill go back and edit because i find another part i dislike... i might post it eventually)
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we need transman/transmasc characters who are a) butch dykes or/and b) absolute bastards of any variety--magnificent, sleazy, fucked-up, garden-variety, weaselly, queer-coded, with a heart of gold, any and all varieties! more butch trans men/mascs! more bastard trans men/mascs! the stereotype of "trans men are/want to be Just Some Guy" might be a step up from "trans men/mascs are all effeminate uwu softboys and can never be Real Men" but some of us want to show off!
#this is definitely not related to me realizing that my preferred gender presentation#is a combination of 'butch dyke' and 'magnificent bastard'#like i already knew about the butch dyke part. but the magnificent bastard part only came into focus/words just now#there's also something to be said about the stereotypes surrounding trans women but i'm less qualified to speak on that#and also that's not what this post is about#non fandom#vent#kinda#trans#transgender#trans man#transmasc#queer#transandrophobia mention
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It's been 7 years since I've drawn him but have a human!Kururu
☆please do not repost or repurpose my work, thank you!☆
also my last drawing of him from 2017 vv
#dourdoodles#kururu#kululu#keroro gunso#sgt frog#sergeant frog#tbh I never did learn if the popular name was kululu or kururu#man this really throws me back to 2011 when I was obsessed with these frogs#if only bby basil (middle and high school) knew that they'd be drawing this bastard again years later osidfoeh#anyway it looks like the rose tinted glasses were taken off but they haven't been and I just now have fully embraced my Taste In Men#by that I don't necessarily mean Kururu but more the *look* yknow. a little pathetic. kinda stringy. wears glasses. definitely needs sleep
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Sometimes I sit down to think about the true ramifications of how / what the Fizz Bots are to Fizzarolli,
Imagine robotic clones ( sexual, at that ) being made of you and they are not only modeled after you in physical appearance, but have a likeness to your personality, mannerisms and general demeanor. Imagine they say the things you would, possibly act in the same way you would.
What's worse, is that they're made in your likeness in real time; their production / manufacturing ages along with you,
Imagine you SEE these things being assaulted, used & abused in public; these clones take it all with a smile. Soulless, mindless... But as if that's not enough, then realizing that they may just have sentience. Or at least, they give off the impression they do. And on top of ALL that... they have chunks of your memories, your past; they're you, but at the same time, they aren't,
What do you do with that information? How do you treat them ( yourself? )? What's the end game?
#ㅤ good morning & welcome to Kraehe's 4AM brain; i love Kitty with my heart & soul but FUCK this shit is creepy#ㅤ i don't envy Fizz - not one bit. it's interesting to think about all this because it makes you wonder if her individuality / sentience-#ㅤ -even matters. she KNOWS it doesn't ( it's logical ) & it's not like she has an identity crisis about who / what she's supposed to be#ㅤ but FUCK man it's creepy creepy creepy still! & i'm always eager to explore that; i love Kitty but she's OFF PUTTING. they all are!#ㅤ the little sentience we see is obviously a gag & mainly played for laughs ( i'm sure the masses WANT them to appear like they suffer )#ㅤ but it still makes you think & wonder. anyway - like i said i love Kitty but I definitely do not shy away on the fact of what she is.#ㅤ she's SUPPOSED to make Fizz ( and others but mainly him ) uncomfortable; she's strange & off putting & ( one could even argue ) a-#ㅤ -bastardization of Fizz himself. giving her a different color palette and a lady's voice doesn't change shit...#ㅤ Fizz is NOT obligated nor should he see these things as real; they aren't WHICH IS WHY his views on the Fizz bots as a whole makes#ㅤ -it so fucking interesting for me to consider when writing out interactions Kitty! it's so fucking fun...#⠀﹙ ➛ 𝐊𝟕𝐓𝐓𝐈.𝐄𝐗𝐄 ﹚⠀:⠀ㅤmoderator 🎀 me tome un selfie,#⠀﹙ ➛ 𝐊𝟕𝐓𝐓𝐈.𝐄𝐗𝐄 ﹚⠀:⠀ㅤheadcanons 🎀 chuck a cupcake,
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Truly mind boggling and yet unsurprising to see people Continue infantilising the One asian character in the ATSV lineup. Y’all think you’re so smart and revolutionary for your head canons about Pavitr but then you’ll meet actual desi people and think we’re fucking stupids and weird because we aren’t how you believe Indians are supposed to be
I just want to know what is going on in your brain. What makes you think applying the words “baby” “dimwitted” “bubbly and sweet” “unconfrontational” exclusively to Pavitr is such a good idea
#agnirambles#I feel I’m biting on metal every time I see some one post their big brain takes on Pavitr and it’s him relegated to local baby#someone mentioned the infantilisation of Pavitr not even two days ago. yet SOMEONE ELSE POSTED TO THIS EXACT SAME PLACE#AND FUCKING CALLED HIM A BABY#I’m genuinely concerned at what people are thinking when they make posts like this#are you judging things at face value? lose all levels of cognitive thinking when you see Pavitr bc he’s definitely not what you imagined-#-the average Indian to be?#the atsv Pavitr I know is a fucking overconfident bastard with unconventional good Spider-Man luck#where the fuck are you getting the idea that he’s a sweet adorable baby?#pavitr prabhakar#atsv pavitr#spiderman atsv#across the spiderverse#spider man#spider man across the spider verse#I’m tired man. seeing so many people no doubt ignoring these posts bc it doesn’t fit their nuclear found family makes me feel-#-as powerless and as incapable and stupid as the infantilised indians themselves
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Why is convincing myself to proof read my own writing so hard
#I know it’s almost definitely an issue of getting started is the hardest part#but like damn I cannot put into words how much I don’t want to#though I also can’t upload anything until it’s thoroughly proof read bc I’m an illiterate little bastard#the duality of man fr
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Man yknow what I love? I love me some Surprise Boss Fights In Unexpected Places. I mean not for me. But as a concept yk Please consider... otherwise humble shopkeeper of some strange little shop of mystical and rare items... (yknow. Artemis yeah). Possible that yallre already friends ?? Yeah.
And ??? his boss music be like ?? That dramatic shit
#( ooc )#( tbd )#oohhh my god its perfect for him to lose his absolute shit to while ALSO being a theatrical dramatic biTCH BDSJDJSK#its so good but so cheesy i love him#i like to imagine this is like him nEEDING TO or involuntarily tapping into that good old Fallen God Power reserve#man has Morgott vibes ... smh... but alao melania in the waY his TAR would act like an infection on the battlefield#god catch him removing the bones. taking the bones out. undoing his shirt buttons. just untethering himself from who hes become to be what#He Was. just one more time. even if he'll never be what he was before he definitely can become some horrific bastardization of it#the name of that shit too bro how utterly FITTING#man is gonna go hard as hell this is endgame shit. angry or Nothing To Lose aetemis goes all or nothing
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The way the very first scene of the season and the last scene of the season are so intricately linked is actually sickening
#like what do you mean them meeting as angels wasn’t just a silly little moment to gush over#what do you mean is is so significant to Aziraphale as a character and his motivations#what do you mean it’s definitely one of the things he draws from when making The Decision at the end#the writing of this season man#neil gaiman you genius bastard#good omens#good omens season 2#good omens spoilers#good omens season 2 spoilers#good omens s2#good omens s2 spoilers
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trying to write fluff with Naoya be like... and he did not insult you for three minutes straight... for once he let you walk next to him instead of three steps behind him... he looked at you like as if you're human and not trash below his feet...
#i'm kidding but i'm also not#that's the greenest the flag will get for him (it's still bright red and i'm here for it)#i think Naoya is best enjoyed when he's gagged and tied up#but every now and then feminism leaves my body and what can i say#and hey i mean Sukuna loves to EAT women and children#Naoya is just a little bastard man in comparison#he did NOT invent misogyny but he's definitely embracing it lmao#lale.txt
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More thirst trap for no one in particular
#the clown! it speaks!#Definitely not anyone whose name starts with c and ends in lown-bastard-man#mah face#maxx is tornt
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//-In the build up to the main Fake Noise event I almost opted to have Vigi decide he was gonna be the one to find Fake Noise and then write like 5 drabbles of sending him into just like. Random verses I have on the blog and maybe some extras I know and don't have here completely failing to get anywhere close. And tbh I'm kinda sad I didn't opt to do it
#► vio rambles (ooc)#//-Like 'DAG NABBIT I'M GONNA SAVE THESE FELLERS MYSELF' and then just#//-HARD CUT to him standing in the middle of the Krusty Krab#//-Like yep. He's definitely here#//-(Vigi VC) I KNOW YER IN HERE YOU BASTARD#//-(Rock; helping build Pizza Man) wh
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'a good villain is a hero who goes too far' sure sometimes but sometimes you just want a maladjusted little freak. like look at xue yang. I dare you to tell me he's a bad villain
#I find that idea as the sole definition of villainy so restrictive#sometimes villains represent greater ideas about corruption or bigotry or greed or abuse. sometimes they never had any greater principles#than to dominate or conquer or control or revel in their own power#or maybe they genuinely believe conquest and domination IS a noble principle#in xy's case he really was a sadistic manipulative murderer and losing the one person who ever showed him kindness really fucked him up#but that doesn't mean he wasn't a callous person who enjoyed inflicting pain on others#like in general I agree making villains who are inherently irredeemably evil is kind of shitty but on a dramatic level#sometimes a fun unapologetic little bastard man wearing cheetah print robes is exactly what you need#to make that bizarre gay horror mystery work as well as it does#this is just riffing off a single line from a cast member I don't mean to dissect everything he says as if he's completely wrong#ik he's talking about his own character and this specific campaign#and the way he tears into the handling of slavery in got. yes say that >>>>#d20 lb
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LTL Harry: I'm never speaking to Remus again, he can go fuck off to Antarctica for all I care, hope he drowns.
LTL Wolfstar:
For filth, you say?
#also LTL Harry: OKAY BUT IS HE OKAY#NOT THAT I CARE OR ANYTHING#Sirius over here like ah yes#my master plan is working#sneaky bastard lol#meanwhile remus in the back like#just let the boy be mad at me ffs#i earned it#Sirius: no#Remus: 😐 y tho#literally like a man begging his dog to drop it#anyway they both love him a lot#Remus just has the big dumb#and Harry is Fifteen#and Sirius has a migraine lol#LTL ch 20#which I'm definitely still writing promise#lp writes#hp
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i haven’t been able to read the book of bill yet but seeing everyone talking about it has brought back my bill cipher obsession from 2017 that i’d thought had died 4 years ago. So i’ve just been sitting here Brainrotting about what characters from my interests would make a deal with him
for dt. i think gingi would be stupid enough roger would be gullible enough and randy would be desperate enough to make a deal with him. but bill Would Not make a deal with them unless directly summoned/as a Very last resort. they lack any usefulness to him. but he would think gingi’s whole thing is very funny and cool
norm would try to shoot bill on sight (and fail, of course, bill being a being of pure energy, but the message is the same). karen would not give less of a shit, get outta here, i’m trying to paint a horse. oliver would think bill is RAD AS HELL and try to ask him out. i could see him taking a deal for that reason alone. this guy is gnarly why wouldn’t he wanna shake a triangle demon’s hand?!?!
as for like, Actual deals: mingus i see as more of a gideon-like situation, where the deal doesn’t include him possessing her (though it would be a good disguise for the eyes. Hrm.) because it doesn’t need to, she just wants him to fix callum and then she’ll do Whatever with her power that he wants, since she’s already willing to do it herself. BUUUUUUUUT speaking of callum…i think back in the day he’d have Definitely taken a deal. he is so Stanford Pines coded, honestly. the Oddness the Great Minds of the century the Paranoia. fiddleford and milt Does anyone see the vision. AND THEN THERE’S EVEN MEMORY ERASURE but the memories are still In his Head just unreachable. i have lotsssssss of thoughts on this but it’s getting late…i might draw something with it tomorrow……….(by which i mean maybe today because i actually wrote this post last night but the internet cut out before i could post)
#my vice president thinks i’m doing crack Good thing he doesn’t suspect i’m dealing with the devil (i am also doing crack)#and for dsaf . Yeah henry would#i think henry would go in knowing intellectually it’s simple flattery#To do what bill wants#but he convinces himself he’s outsmarting him (he is not)#(And also when bill calls him a clever boy his brain goes Hehe thats meeeee)#and like Maybe dave? he probably isn’t smart enough to figure out how to build a portal all on his own#but he Is really good at technical stuff#so if he’s left the blueprint or something he might be able to#and he’s also a Weird Cryptid as well as a Heartless Bastard which to bill is always a plus#i think god and bill know each other definitely and whenever bill messes up a timeline god goes “oh man you did that Again :/ not cool”#hung out with satan once thought he was boring but did think dietown was hilarious. he'll give him that#all in all I am going insane i Need to read the book#dialtown
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Recently In a situation where I was reminded of my deep fear of the police and ofc my brain went "well not ALL cops" and made me remember my love for mr. King Of Morally Dubious Actions And Abuse Of Power himself Prowl Transformer
#amber rambles#im fine just forgot how many cops are at pride and how some ppl love just antagonizing them#fawn instincts kicked in as i tried to find an escape route that made me look like i wasnt trying to run away#we left snd got juice across rhe street#anyways man i Love Prowl So Much this blog only loves and adores 1 cop and its Prowl#not even my uncle just Prowl#anyway ACAB and that definitely includes prowl too btw just cause hes a bastard doesnt mean we dont love him
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