#*1k!

[echollama]

Really wish we could fight him again 😔

[oddishblossom]

It isn’t easy being a cultivator girl…

SCUMBAG SYSTEM ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟKotex PAWket Pad AD Break ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ

translation by @yuangler (x)

[brenninthetaylorverse]

my mutuals deserve all the love in world<3

[marskid11]

crow

a commission I did for the lovely @alexsiple !! was a challenge but I'm glad I finished it!!

[the-angel-ashe]

currently

[headfullofpresley]

꧁•⊹٭𝐭𝐚𝐦'𝐬 𝟏𝐤 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧٭⊹•꧂

guys!!! we're at fucking 1K - like... WHAT?!?!?

first of all, i want to thank y'all so much for reading my stuff and always being so sweet in the comments, reblogs and tags and for being patient with me. might be a small number for some but i never expected to reach this many followers, so i'm over the moon! i love all of you, truly. 💕 💫

i've been falling in and out of inspiration when it comes to writing lately, but ofcourseee i want to do something for this lil celebration - also bc it's someone's birthday on sunday. ;)

so, continue under the cut to see my lil prompt list and slip into my inbox with a number!

if you request a prompt, let me know if you have any specific era in mind, modern!elvis or one of his movie characters if it's not mentioned already! 💕

written prompts:

#1 - trying to surprise each other with a party on your shared birthday

#2 - baking him a cake but dropping it on accident right before serving it

#3 - ordering a cake but accidentally having a children's cake delivered instead

#4 - forgetting his birthday and him pretending to be mad about it but in reality, he just likes hearing you apologize over and over again while trying to make it up to him

#5 - birthday sex

#6 - first date at the movies including tension and awkward first kisses in the dark

#7 - having to pick him up from a night out bc he's too drunk to drive (or walk)

#8 - 7 minutes in heaven | college setting

#9 - the dinner served at a charity event you attended sucked, so now you're stuffing your faces in the mcdonalds parking lot

#10 - sitting on his lap while feeding him chocolate covered strawberries | 70s!el

#11 - making him dye your hair and he fucks up - cue the chaos.

dialogue:

#12 - "what happens in vegas, stays in vegas."

#13 - "i said step on the brake, y/n, not the gas!" "i'm trying, elvis!"

#14 - "happy birthday!" "you're a day too early." "shit."

#15 - "my balls are sticky as hell." "i really did not need to know that information, but thanks for sharing."

#16 - "a little lower. no, more to the right. up, up - ahhh yes."

#17 - "how the fuck do we get out of this?" "i'm guessing with lots of bruises. maybe even some broken bones." "ha ha."

#18 - "i-is that a tattoo?" "... we've been going out for three years."

#19 - "i traveled all over the city looking for good rocking tonight." "why don't you come down to my house and i'll give it to you?" | 50s!elvis

#20 - "please tell me you know what you're doing." "i don't but that's the fun part."

#21 - "wanna make out?"

#22 - "it hurts!" "hold still, you big baby."

special little thanks to my lovely @woundmetender & @eliseinmemphis for giving me inspiration for some of these. 💗

there's a lot of people i should be tagging but you know me; a bitch is lazy so AGAIN thank youuuuu guys, i love y'all so much. mwah! 💋⚡

[fifteenminutes-if]

i forgot to mention this but we hit 1K followers a while back! i've just been putting together a little celebration/raffle of sorts to show my appreciation for all of you (will be coming out in an announcement very soon) <3

(i also have a bunch of drafts of the prompts everyone has been sending in lol so fear not! they haven't been forgotten)

(also also something has been rattling around in my head recently...a dark academia/fae if...thinking thoughts)

[datasoong47]

[echollama]

Lantern Rite 2024 doodles!

This year's event hit a bit close to home for me personally, and I loved it🥰🥰🥰

[oddishblossom]

gifsets cannot do this scene justice i need you to hear this scene

[jayparked]

thank you for 1k on this silly post 🤧

when they ask 'what size pussy you wear' - enhypen

pairing: enhypen x uterus having reader (heeseung refers to his reader as a lady) genre: is 'snail's humor' a genre? ¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯ if no then it's just crack au: established relationship warnings: crude language? the words pussy and cock/dick are used, pet names, im on a 'bully jake' streak oops, riki says the word pussy im sorry vhghjkf a/n: im so sorry idk why i'm like this

a/n: ♡ pls like, comment, and reblog if you enjoyed!

♡ masterlist

all rights reserved jayparked 10/11/24 do not copy, repost, or translate

[seven-oh-four]

honestly this screenshot just says everything

[tothechaos]

now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[know-ill-keep-moving]

viktor vs cait innit

[geekysteven]

Example art from Tumblr users @poltergrease @teenageclown @randomationality