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[txttletale]

how many eggs do you have in your fridge

this is exactly what im complaining about. so many people act like its my job to do research for them when these questions are easily googlable ://

I.was going to edit this google resutls page to say something funny but honestly i dont think i can outdo what i actually got

[procyoren]

Could you draw some Rupphire?

Let’s go lesbians

[dunmeshistash]

Dungeon Meshi Christmas Gift Exchange by Ryoko Kui

Gifts Picked on the Left and who received on the right

After the exchange

Fun fact from Kui's blog: She had to swap Lycion and Fleki's gifts because they ended up getting themselves in the raffle everyone else was random

[nelsaqift]

Just here to thank you for your content Fiddlestan It is a major pillar in my life

always happy to provide for fiddlestan nation these two are very awesome (complete losers)

[dailyhatsune]

Not 3 mikus on a trenchcoat

they'll never know

[demonic0angel]

In reference to the On Sight Speedsters post, Jason tells Batman that he(Jason) can't work with the Flash anymore because his girlfriend WILL refuse to talk to him for a week. Bruce is extremely confused until Jazz starts ranting about time correction missions during the next family dinner.

Part 2 of this post and this post.

Bruce stared in a strange mixture of exasperation, exhaustion, and empathetic concern as Jazz ranted and raved with her hands moving around in dramatic gestures.

"— and how the hell does it make sense?! Every time they use the speed force, they inevitably mess up the timeline and create a world where everything goes wrong! Just yesterday, I had to bail on a date with Jason in order to prevent the fifth apocalypse of the month!" She turned around and stared at Bruce intensely. "Don't you see?! The Flash family are even preventing Jason and I from being in love!"

After living with overdramatic and theatre student wannabes for so long, Bruce just nodded numbly. "I see."

Jason stared at her with a lovesick, besotted look on his face like she hung the moon and stars and sun and was now even turning the Earth. Bruce almost wanted to ask him why he made his life harder by wooing a princess from another world, but then he would've had to scold and lecture the rest of his kids and none of them listened to him anyways.

Bruce resisted the urge to sigh tiredly.

Life was hard as a father.

Dick looked exasperated. "We should find a way to fix it, so Dan won't attack Wally again. I think he even bit Wally this time."

Jazz paused in her rant to wince. "Oh yeah, I remember that. Dan had to go and prevent your death again for the third time this week."

This time, everyone winced and grimaced.

Bruce finally sighed. "I will go and talk to Flash, and hopefully, we can prevent future issues. How often does this happen?"

Jazz glowered. "Every other day. Sometimes, multiple times a day."

Jason nodded, rubbing Jazz's shoulders. "Can confirm. I've seen Dan sometimes go out of his way to hunt down one of the Flashes. And if this isn't fixed soon, I won't be working with any of the Flashes anymore."

"Jason, no!" Dick cried. "What about Wally?!"

"Screw him! He's making my girlfriend mad!"

Jazz nodded vehemently, looking like she was ready to get fired up all over again.

Bruce sighed again.

Why on earth did he allow his kids to date interdimensional beings? And better yet, why did he even adopt kids in the first place?

[imclou]

Why is Firelight Y/N hot to me I’m the only one???????

Certified Arcane Moon ask

[quarterlifekitty]

MY GODDD I just know Soap dreams about getting selectively mute!reader to moan for himmm RAHHH

cw: sexual content, baby!

Man I think that eventually, during one of their classic movie nights, you whisper to Simon. Soap can just barely hear the edges of your voice if he strains.

“Go on, then, darlin’. Show him how much you like it when he’s strokin’ his cock for us.”

You crawl towards him on the couch, looking to him for approval. Soap nods dumbly— he doesn’t give a fuck what you’re about to do, he’ll take it, whatever it is.

You straddle his hips, arms around his neck, chest to chest with him and you grind. Right against his cock, your panties still on but soaked through. He lets out a groan like you’re fucking stabbing him.

Ghost sees Soap’s hands hovering and goes to plant them down on your hips, guiding your motions.

Then Soap hears the most beautiful sound. Sweet, pitched up, quiet, and fucking breathy.

The sound he makes in response is strangled as he cums against your hips. Simon lets out a low laugh.

“See that, birdie? He’s fuckin’ crazy about anythin’ that comes outta that mouth of yours. Can’t say I blame him.”

[akanemnon]

Lesslo after becoming an item and entering Kris’s inventory:

BOI I HOPE SO

[meanbossart]

Your art is so beautiful and inspiring!!

But with that said..... I can't be the only one who wants Drow's boobs like a starving Victorian child trying pull anything out of their mother's dry reserves? RIGHT???????

I mean. These are not dry Nor reserved but I have a feeling you might be in good company.

[devotion-disorder]

Yuri is a moose in my eyes. Scary but I want to pat so badly it hurts. Why must moose wish for my blood :(

he doesn't want your blood!! ok maybe a little he just want pets!!!

[txttletale]

This might seem like a dumb question but... What is your opinion of Donald Trump? You've addressed so many bits of US politics from the other direction, the many issues with the democratic party, how all US politicians serve bourgeois interests, countering liberal fearmongering about what Trump isn't, but I'm not actually sure what your analysis of Trump in particular is.

trump is a completely unremarkable bourgeois oligarch. i do not say much about him because there is not much to say about him. he's a senile, racist, serial rapist career grifter who surrounds himself with other grifters, but none of those things are very outside the ordinary for a usamerican politician. the only truly remarkable things about him are an effective political communication strategy that hasn't been media-managed into oblivion, a disregard for the kayfabe of us electoral politics (which is what liberals despise so much about him), and--you gotta hand it to him--a natural gift for making funny tweets

[nartothelar]

I bet that if Team Plasma would try any funny business in the Subways they would take a bite out of them...

Let's hope they aren't any drugs in their blood to take them out...

snack

[dailyhatsune]

im genuinely interested on how you learn to draw and how you draw, can you give us a tutorial on how to draw miku?

how to draw is always such a loaded question so i tried to keep it as simple as i could! miku’s design means that she’s easily recognisable as long as her blue hair and blue tie are kept while she’s hiding in your wifi!

‘how to draw’ is always a very loaded question when it’s not just about the basics.

sorry about hijacking your ask to reflect on drawing as a whole but yeah my honest advice to anyone looking to improve on their drawing skills would be to pick a character you really like and use them as your personal art ragdoll :3

[demonic0angel]

DC x DP prompt: Zeus is a dick, as is most of the Greek pantheon. As such, Cassie Sandsmark is looking for a new patron god. Dani hears this, and introduces her to Danny, the Ghost King and new god like being.

(I haven't finished reading through the Young Justice run, so I actually don't know too much yet. So just beware that this will probably be incorrect.)

Cassie snarled as she straddled the dummy to beat it with her fists. From a distance, the rest of the Young Justice looked at her with various amounts of wariness and worry. Dani leaned close to Kon.

“What’s going on?” She whispered.

Tim was the one who answered, “Cassie’s powers are disappearing. Something with Zeus? I’m a bit more worried about her raging though. She’s going to hurt herself at this rate.”

Dani nodded and shared a look with the other girls, who also gave her a look. Then they all stepped forward, leaving the boys behind to share a sigh of relief.

They approached Cassie carefully, who was panting and winding down from her brutal beat down on the practice dummy.

“Hey, Cassie,” Cissie began. “Wanna talk about it?”

Greta and Dani both helped Cassie up and while Greta patted her back comfortingly, Dani put away the dummy. Cassie scowled, but then her expression changed into something more sad. “My powers are leaving. I just— I just want to know why! I thought that they wouldn’t leave me no matter what…”

Dani perked up. “Wait, you need another patron god?”

Cassie nodded but then she paused, alongside Greta and Cissie. “Wait… do you know someone?”

Dani beamed. She nodded and flew forward to hold Cassie’s hand. “Yes! He’s new to being a god, but I can promise that he’s powerful and he won’t abandon you! I can promise you 100%!”

Cassie looked hopeful for the first time. She looked down, thinking to herself as she muttered, “I only wanted Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl to be proud of me…” She looked up at Dani. “Who is he?”

Dani grinned. “He’s a death god, but he only came to power a few months ago. He rules over the domain of death and everyone who is dead or will be dead. Also space.”

Cassie hesitated. “Death…? I’m not sure if I’m comfortable with that.”

Dani clenched her hand gently. “I promise that he won’t make you kill. He’s the god of death, so he only helps ferry the dead souls to the afterlife. He’s more like… Hades, if that makes sense. He was a hero himself in our world.”

Cassie brightened. “I’d like to meet him! Who is he?”

Dani grinned. Her eyes were sparkling from excitement. “He’s my brother.”