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hanzajesthanza · 2 months

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dandelion is indeed the worst but if he’s not present in the next book i would legitimately be sorrowful as the whole thing will become a slog . you basically cannot have the “short stories” era-of-the-timeline iteration of geralt without dandelion, it would be like eating unbuttered bread.

though it’s not like season of storms did them dirty, i wasn’t disappointed with it (… with regards to them), but since it’s literally been over 20 years since the saga was finished i’m trying to prepare for any potential reality

#however i will accept an absence of dandelion IN THE CASE OF we get to see geralt and yennefer living together in vengerberg #but if it’s regular geralt day in the life then if dandelion’s not there it’s gonna suuuuuccckk #i mean as in geralt’s life sucks without him. badly #and it also? sucks with him. good-ly.#it’s august and we don’t have a title yetttt 🥲 and they said 2024 … hmhm sure #i just feel like rupaul ‘and don’t fuck it up’.gif #like i’m excited but also wtf? new witcher book? are we on punk’d?#it’s not going to be the best but i’m hoping it will be at least as good as season of storms. not a high bar ok!#this from the person who was optimistic about the n*tflix show. don’t trust me i like to believe in the future #i was going to say ‘and i trust sapkowski more than i trust n*tflix’ and then i laughed.#i don’t trust him—i don’t even trust the version of him from the 90s and 00s!#one side of me can’t believe i’m still here after the guardswomen of kerack. and the ‘well i’m only gay for clout’ villain motivations #the other side of me is intensely curious wtf geralt will get up to this time and how witcher could maybe even denigrate further #but season of storms ending was actually good and = well it’s not like sapkowski forgot what it was about #then again it’s been 10 years and a bad adaptation since then so im biting my nails #all i ask : please stick with the naming convention of the other books. i don’t want to write an absurdly long or short name or acronym out #sooooo weird that in a few months i will be saying: there are 9 witcher books.#actually rn i just say there’s 7 and discount season of storms as a legitimate heir but mention it as footnote lol #i just hope i can survive until this new book and until its translation LOLLLL #they said translation in 2025 but you know the track record #new book: *releases winter 2024* | english translation: coming 2045!#jk i think they finally figured out that witcher is a money printer so they will be eager to translate it now and not waffle around #they kicked their butts into gear with the hussite trilogy so ! and they made new hardcovers.#the elbow-high diaries #new book 2024

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einsatzzz · 4 months

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art time-lapse of this piece that i posted in IG b4 to try out doing reels. i really like how this turned out overall plus "yasashii suisei" (link for eng tl) really fit the vibes so im queueing this here too

#khr #khre #khr oc #oniyanagi #hibari kyoya #ninomiya kanako #oc #hibakana #einart #tags yapping abt hibakana ahead 🫡#the quote that inspired this one still lives rent-free in my brain #“my alone feels so good i'll only have you if you're sweeter than my solitude”#both of them are the type of people who likes to move on their own and dislikes being restricted #and they thrive that way without needing to look out for things like social cues/other's perceptions/the will of a “majority”#there's this certain type of independence that i rlly admire for each of these two characters #if they don't feel comfortable with a person #or if the person's company does not spark any joy #as much as their peace and quiet does #then why would they even hang out and spend/invest time with them amirite? theyre not abt that fake life #nowadays its very common for me to hear abt boomers asking ppl when they're gonna get an s/o or marriage #or just others forcing ppl to conform with the social norms and what's considered as “normal”#so these two rlly bring me a lot of comfort #on their own; if i were to depict them on separate stories #khre aside and just considering khr; idt id ship hibari with anyone; he would be my a-spec king icon idol and legend who does wtv he wants🫶#kana too mdbxndbddjbd her previous version b4 this had another oc/canon ship but i don't rlly fck with that anymore (still funny tho)#(i realized that that previous ship rlly held her back character-wise---)#(but their (potential/established) platonic relationships with other characters are so *chef kiss* tho--working hard on brainstorming that)#on the other hand i started shipping hibakana for the comedy of their dynamic lmao (it should be around b4 sou & i reached kokuyo arc)#“wouldn't it be funny if---”#its just a joke there's supposed to be an “/hj” somewhere there i didn't know they would suit e/o's characters & personality this much wtf

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thestarkster1465 · 7 months

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Haven't been following the James Somerton drama closely but it's become so ridiculous that it's funny

Is no one going to talk about the fact that he said that he thought it was okay for him to mention Vito Russo in the opening credits and then never mention him again because his book was out of print and Russo was dead....

And then in the same breath say that he was 'extending Russo's legacy' like my brother in Christ do you even hear yourself-

#hbomberguy #james somerton #vito russo #the celluloid closet #like lmao wtf #also the reason he plagiarized was because uh *clears throat*#he is ADHD and his mom had cancer and then she died and his father was grieving and he has epilepsy and memory issues and ajdjkdkskakskhdh #sorry my brain fizzled out #not saying thag life isn't harder because of all these things #BUT NONE OF THEM MADE YOU A SHITTY PERSON JAMES #THAT WAS ALL YOU. YOUR FAULT.#also apparently the other reason he took words from smaller queer creators was because people would listen to him as a cis white man #and not to them #fuck you james #hes so pathetic its funny #but then i remember how many people he has hurt #oh by the way edited versions of his videos are back up because nick should have his own portfolio #sure james sure #its all for nick

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nnnnobodyy · 9 months

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Started playing Palia and as a hetero woman I'm very disappointed that the male romance options are:

- guy who hates you

- guy who sucks at cooking

- guy who literally stands in a field of cows and does nothing, has nothing to say

- sad dad with a extremely overdone hick accent

- man who looks like Simon mixed with Marceline from AT and whos personality is just. Clothes & fashion it seems? Idk clearly I'm not the target demographic for him so he is the least underwhelming I guess

Even more disappointing is Sifuu isnt romanceable. Why would I want her son who hates me instead of this big blue beautiful woman. Why is the damn fishing robot romanceable but not HER!!!! I love her voice and exaggerated expressions. But damn why do the male romance options have 5% of the personality of everyone else. Badruu would make a better romance option than his son. Someone tell me they get better over time. I know Hassian stops being as mean eventually but I dont want to endure his negging.

#palia mmo #palia #sifuu #palia game #palia sifuu #like wtf why did they cave to demands for romancing the fish robot? are not enough people demanding sifuu?#even the fucking bald monk would be more interesting that the current male options....#why are the romanceable women so beautiful #also mad they gave kenyatta a bangin design but her personality is a very overdone version of bored teenager whos entire personality is #being bored

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maranull · 3 months

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baguette. olive paste. feta. cucumber. tomato.

top sandwich, rare greek W

#personal #i'm turning to the nationality my ID says #wtf #the baguette has to be like greek “village bread”#man.#how to you call that bread in english #it's not sourdough #not-white-baguette looking thing #wtv #a not-white bread #(the colour not the culture americans have assigned to the word)#edit: the bread is apparently called “village bread” or the latin-characters version of the greek name. e.i. “horiatiko”

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boygirlctommy · 5 months

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anyways ctubbo as jack and ctommy as crutchy

#my post #also personality-wise tommy would be 92sies crutchy not the live version #but letter from the refuge still happens <3 #your friend. your BEST friend. your BROTHER..........#no yknow what. maybe i put cranboo as davey anyways. just to complete benchtrio.#NOOO YKNOW WHAT. ranboo as katherine/denton #bcus of (for kath) the tie to pulizter/dream #ANDD (like denton)(iirc its been years sorry) he wants to stay more impartial to conflict but finds himself siding w his new friends :]#yesssssss <3333 #then whos davey wtf #purpled <3 4/4 manipulated minors <333 #<- JOKING JOKING JOKING #idk ill have to think about it

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faggot-friday · 2 months

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tumblr premium is crazy

#my personal belief that social media sites shouldnt have premium versions bc wtf

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justmenoworries · 10 months

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I sincerely hope Gotham War becomes DC's Spider-Man: One More Day.

In that everyone agrees it was a fucking stupid idea, it is quietly retconned into oblivion and when after years somebody brings it up the only reaction is

#gotham war #dc comics #dc batman #batman #holy shit this arc was bad #petition to never let tini howard and chip zdarsky write anything for the batfam ever again #their version of bruce wayne can sincerely die in a fire #wtf was up with that whole evil split-personality stuff #don't even get me started on what they had bruce do to jason and damian #good god just talking about this garbage fest makes me want to take a shower #oh and they ruined selina kyle too #also fridged her

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kamboree · 2 years

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ohhhh you wanna draw a cute mermaid with a sizeable chest sooo bad (it doesnt have to be horny im just trans and i want sizeable chest)

your wish is literally my command. couldn't decide between palettes so u get 2 <3

#if you want to see the nude versions just dm me (this goes for anyone #i dont want tumblr to throw a fit over sexy mermaids on my blog)#digital art #drawing #my art #sketch #art #personal #mermaids #mermaid art #fantasy #im seriously so proud of these tho #i love the colours on both and i kind of slayed with the outfits #body type and skin on first is based off of ME <3 so yeah <3 #also some asshole is ripping around on a Skidoo outsidde my house its 12:08am wtf hello #uhm yeah anyways enjoy<3 both of them are trans for you a gift mwah

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my-thoughts-and-junk · 2 months

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been thinking about how danse is who nora is endgame with in death shroud. it compels me

#random thoughts #fallout #okay first of all. and this is largely unrelated but i'm watching a danse romance comp #and??? his authority over you and his desire for your obedience + him saying machines need to be controlled = need to see him on his kneess #i don't like him but i need someone to fuck this man #okay anyways. nora's husband who was in the military was killed. nora then shacks up with a member of an evolved version of the military #and the way danse is written. like he very much could dedicate himself to nora in the same way he dedicated himself to the brotherhood #dude is very vulnerable to cult tactics idk what to tell you #also the fact he's like 'physically im a synth but mentally and otherwise im a human being' and doesnt stop ans think #'oh hey maybe other synths are also human beings' like dude thinks he's the exception #also nora adopts synth shaun. danse is assumedly his adopted dad. ???#this man is so good at compartmentalization like jesus #even funnier if you consider the headcanon that nora is also a synth. they're both just like 'i hate synths but you and i. we're different'#how do nick and curie feel about nora marrying danse.#like wtf you're romantically involved with someone who actively views synths as lesser???#'he's working on it' WELL MAYBE DON'T FUCK HIM WHILE HE'S DOING THAT???#and hancock!!! HE LITERALLY. HE. HE HAS NO EXCUSE FOR HIS GHOUL BIGOTRY #'he was raised in a cult' yeah and he should work on that. maybe the person who's friends with several minorities shouldn't DATE HIMMMM #like yeah be friends with him sure that's fine people in cults need friends outside the cult when adapting to the outside world #but nora. girl. why are you doing this #all this could be cool if they meant to do it but i know they put zero thought behind it #also my headcanon for nate and nora is nate was an asshole who pressured nora into quitting her job as a lawyer to be a sahm #like in a 'it's just temporary honey! unless...' way #and nora absolutely did not bond with the baby and started hating her husband and her baby (very guiltily) and her life #and then she started getting really into cheesy noir dramas. to cope.#that was absolutely unrelated but i needed to get that out there

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ladylovesalatte · 2 years

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what I would like to know is why their fingers are so tightly intertwined right there

#kagehina #something something intricate rituals #obsessed with how kageyama literally touches no one else so freely #but Hinata so much as breathes and Kageyama gets “personally offended” to the point where he's gotta do something about it Physically #also wtf is kags face doing?#is that his version of gay panic?

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italyveneziano · 2 months

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What is up everybody i may be wiping off the dust from this blog because i listened to a HetaOni song too many over the past few days and now i have a severe case of the brainworms

#personal #i havent even actually replayed it yet and my memories of the specifics r fuzzy but the memories of its emotional impact are strong as ever #excited to get around to replaying it... i opened it to check the version and the title screen felt like it was playing a siren song at me #the last time i played hetaoni was when i was last consistently active on this blog which was. like 5 years ago? wtf time flies #the everlasting grip this silly country men anime horror fangame about timeloops and tragedy and friendship has on me is fascinating tbh #btw hetaoni songs meaning stuff like sapph's many fansongs to its soundtrack and the animations like uninstall. hetaoni douga. u know #if u don't do feel free to ask those are always fun to introduce to ppl #i remember watching the uninstall one around my cousin who didnt care for hetalia and she got curious enough to play it w/ me years ago LOL #anyway i'm just rambling at this point 😭 but yeah just thought i'd mention i'll likely be more active here while the brainworms last :>#i missed the silly country men...... they r like family to me

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jxstnn · 11 months

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I've always had low self esteem

But right now my mind is pushing into absolute self hatred with how I look, how I act, how I sound. Everything.

I hate myself. More than I ever have before. I fucking hate everything. Yes, I've changed in many aspects from where I used to be but these feelings now are new and they hurt and I'm tired.

#personal #i fucking hate looking at myself #i hate me #i hate this version of me i hate my appearance #i hate that id rather be dissociated out of my fucking mind rather than accept im a living human being #but dissociation isnt even voluntary anymore and only happens when im disressed #ugh wtf #i feen nauseous too and all this sucks rn

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azatas · 1 year

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thinking about tasi pulling an uno reverse on astarion twice as a catalyst for him actually confronting his feelings for her

first when she turns him down the second time like "sorry but i was in a dark place and i used you to try and feel something and that's not fair to you" as he stands there like 😨 because one, "yeah we're using each other but i thought we weren't acknowledging that??" and two this is the start of her ruining his plan because he's actually a little disappointed and it's horrifying

and then uno reverse again when she starts offering to let him drink her blood in act 2. his "you deserve a reward let's have sex" becomes her "i tried to kill you in your sleep do you want to feed on me?" and miraculously astarion is the one that's finally like "okay we should probably talk about this"

#dee plays bg3 #bg3 spoilers #oc: tasi #astarion x durge #<- for filtering bc apparently other durge players are being insufferable #anyway she definitely knows he's also using her when they sleep together even if she doesn't know why #but she's trying to be a better person now so she apologizes anyway lol . also she genuinely likes him as a person atp so she feels bad #i talk a lot about tasi at her worst but she's generally a pretty upbeat person! not very broody! her bad days just happen to be Very bad #and i'm trying to work out the beats of her and astarion's relationship in my head #i think i like the version of his confession better if it's before meeting araj but i also like araj being a Moment for him #where he's like “wtf this mutually beneficial arrangement has become beneficial only to me and i'm actually not happy about that”#so i think it goes “i don't think we should sleep together again” -> araj -> durge scene and tasi offering her blood out of guilt #-> astarion's confession #just “oh fuck she respects me as a person i can't DO this” lmfao

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strongheartneteyam · 7 months

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man, I think I broke up with my Joe and found my Travis 👁👄👁

#꒰ა victória speaks ໒꒱#AM I IN MY MIDNIGHTS ERA #wtf miss taylor swift are we the same person but in different versions in different parts of the multiverse #man i dont wanna believe i have a crush on him now #he told me he likes me a lot #JESUS I THOUGHT I WAS ENTERING MY SINGLE LADY ERA

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kindheartedgummybears · 1 year

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Are the neurotypicals in the room with us?

#THIS IS SO DUMB OAWFW0HWAFHOAW]#theres not a single neurotypical person on the lonnt team I'm sorry #Mark and Erin?#autism.#Jamie?#ADHD.#Charlie?#(based on a conversation with my sibling)#Autistic AND has OCD #but like #actual OCD not that white-girl neurotypical-ed “OMG its uneven my OCD😭😭😫😫” version of it.#now obviously some people with actual OCD might have that as a trigger which is completely fine and valid!#but you know exactly what im talking about #idk wtf Kate has but she sure as hell ain't neurotypical #and all of them have anxiety!#and depression proabably #and you wanna know what?#Erins dyslexic now!#sorry not sorry💃#Charlie also has BPD.#you wanna know what?#Kate does too now #you cant stop me #i will neurospicy all my fav characters cuz I'm neurospicy and THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!#anyways~~~~#The Devil in Me #TDiM #The Dark Pictures #The Dark Pictures Anthology #Mark Nestor

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