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nnnnobodyy · 9 months

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Started playing Palia and as a hetero woman I'm very disappointed that the male romance options are:

- guy who hates you

- guy who sucks at cooking

- guy who literally stands in a field of cows and does nothing, has nothing to say

- sad dad with a extremely overdone hick accent

- man who looks like Simon mixed with Marceline from AT and whos personality is just. Clothes & fashion it seems? Idk clearly I'm not the target demographic for him so he is the least underwhelming I guess

Even more disappointing is Sifuu isnt romanceable. Why would I want her son who hates me instead of this big blue beautiful woman. Why is the damn fishing robot romanceable but not HER!!!! I love her voice and exaggerated expressions. But damn why do the male romance options have 5% of the personality of everyone else. Badruu would make a better romance option than his son. Someone tell me they get better over time. I know Hassian stops being as mean eventually but I dont want to endure his negging.

#palia mmo #palia #sifuu #palia game #palia sifuu #like wtf why did they cave to demands for romancing the fish robot? are not enough people demanding sifuu?#even the fucking bald monk would be more interesting that the current male options....#why are the romanceable women so beautiful #also mad they gave kenyatta a bangin design but her personality is a very overdone version of bored teenager whos entire personality is #being bored

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