#(untrue)

[glass--beach]

my pathetic little pet spider just turned 0 years old lol 🕷️

[mistermistyyy]

Me, shaking a Magic 8 Ball: "Am I straight?"

Magic 8 Ball: [Yes]

*4 YEARS LATER*

Me, with a boyfriend: "Guess that 8 ball was wrong."

*9 YEARS LATER*

Me, a trans woman with a husband: "Goddamn it."

[fashionlandscapeblog]

Burial - Untrue (2007)

[sandyhorse333]

why are you gay

i just felt like it

[saisons-en-enfer]

Tell me I belong

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Not enough people talk about Lae'zel's poeticism outside of the romance route. Listen to her describe her home in Selûne's Tears and tell me she doesn't enjoy poetry in her spare time.

[hollyoaksmusings]

hollyoaks said lets put mcdean and stendan ships together into ONE everyone will love it

[gennsoup]

"I do despise a liar as I do despise one that is false, or as I despise one that is not true."

William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor

[commandernachos]

Omg I am such MOTHER trash, I went to Starbucks and when the barista asked my name I accidentally said "My name is Ness Earthbound! Okey!" And the barista, while muttering "oh no" under her breath wrote it down and left and then another barista came in singing Pollyanna and I joined in and then someone from the crowd started doing a perfect Korean-style dance singing "Oppa Earthbound style!" And then we spent the rest of the day talking about MOTHER together.

So yeah. Today was a good day.

[soapdispensersalesman]

[astraightwhitemale]

It looks like I have no ass but that’s like…

[oldwomanyuri123]

my friend said that Herbert west looks like office jerk, is this true?

[gornwen]

I have two fundamentally untrue things that I choose to believe.

Cubsaggedon. It took so much magic for Cubs to break The Curse in 2016 and win the World Series that every terrible thing that's has happened since then, including the 2016 U.S. election can be directly credited to the Cubs' win.

The thylacine/Tasmanian tiger survived to the 21st Century. Proof? I've roadtripped from Hobart to Strahan.

[pinayelf-archive]

nO BECAUSE CULLEN GENUINELY SEES HIS WORTH AS A HUMAN SHIELD HE THINKS THE ONLY WAY HE CAN LOVE IS FOR HIM TO DESTROY HIMSELF SO OTHERS CAN BREATHE

[maple-writes]

Changed out the headlight bulbs in my car all by myself so yeah, I'm basically a mechanic

[sakiyaki-sashimi]

I wanna make a side blog to feel alive, what should I make it about?

Plz I know I have like a million unfinished art and writing things but yall know I drop things as quick as I pick them up 🙏🙏

Btw the anime or video game has to be smth that is like in my general sphere so like im not gonna make a COD sideblog yk? Yk