#(the cigarette is fake)

[coleslawr02]

tw fake gun

chil doodles + wife from today

[forgrtashes-blog]

Have you tried it, guys? The mint flavored one is my favorite!

[hoonvrs]

CIGARETTES

EP3 OUR girlfriend ☭

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S. NOTES so this is the official end to cigs… cryibg

other then that tysm to everyone who’s being reading and liking my silly little smaus i really do love when people genuinly enjoy my works🫶🏼 this is alw bittersweet but i will see you at the next smau! love u all mwah mwah😽

SYNOPSIS where university student jake develops a little crush on the girl he sees with a cigarette between her lips in the smoking area and decides he needs to impress her. how else would he do that except calling his smoker friend to teach him how to smoke ( spoiler: it doesn’t go so well. )

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[pigswithwings]

big fan of girls

[invye]

We are interrupting our regularly scheduled program to bring you a snippet of a potential ZoSan undercover as a married couple fic:

(Timeline wise shoehorned in sometime shortly after the timeskip, before the Strawhats make it back into the news big time.)

(People need saving from a exclusive circle of nobility, but most of the Stawhats have already been seen around the island, so the lot ends up on Zoro and Sanji to try get in posing as a freshly married couple on their honeymoon to try get more information.)

[after coming up with the plan and Zoro and Sanji hesitantly agreeing]

Robin: "You seem a little stressed, Cook-san."

Sanji, chain-smoking his third cigarette: "I'm fine, I'll do this… I just… I don't like lying about something as significant as marriage, alright? I know it's stupid, but that's just how I am."

Luffy, perking up from where one might have thought he wasn't paying attention at all: "Oi, Sanji, promise to protect Zoro?"

Sanji, puffing out smoke: "Obviously, the Marimo would get lost within all of two seconds without me having his back."

Luffy: "Good! Now, Zoro--!"

Zoro, already rising to the bait: "Oi, if anyone is protecting anyone, I'll be guarding your lanky ass, shit cook!"

Luffy, laughing: "Alright, then as the captain of this ship I hereby pronounce you married!"

Zoro:

Sanji:

Robin: "Oh my, congratulations!"

Brook: bursts into song

Luffy, grinning at Sanji: "See, now it's not a lie anymore, so you don't have to feel bad about calling Zoro your husband."

Zoro: "LUFFY!!! YOU CAN'T JUST--"

Sanji: wordlessly walks off to get ready for the mission

Usopp: "Wait, wait!" runs after Sanji, grabbing his wrist

Sanji: stares

Usopp, sweating nervously: "Need your ring size…"

Sanji: staring intensifies

Usopp, scurrying off as quickly as humanly possible: "Wedding gift!"

Luffy, in the distance, still being yelled at by Zoro: "Too bad we don't have time to celebrate, I really want some wedding cake… :("

[cricketgutz]

How my hands look with he/him in my bio

thinking about the anon i got once that was trying to be transphobic and said that my hands don't look he/him

[erinwantstowrite]

Not sure if you've already answered this or are going to answer this in upcoming chapters but what's LoF Loki's reasoning for New York? Like do you lean towards Thanos brainwashing/torturing him or did the daddy issues just get so bad he crashed out?

im leaning towards daddy issues because i really don't want to write about thanos. ik someone or multiple someones will probably hate that for multiple reasons and will tell me i'm an idiot and know nothing but.... i'm tired... im already struggling writing just peter's stuff..... if i also have to write thanos and all that crazy shit i'll go insane. my job is spider-man

i've been figuring out how to change the marvel timeline to make it happier? i guess? just like how i've been changing the DC timeline to be the same. maybe not happier but more easy for me to handle writing, and my preferred canon. like how bucky and sam are around rn and yet SHIELD is there too... ik i've told everyone before but LoF wasn't thought out that hard before i decided to get really into it, which means that there are things like that that i'm like "oopsies we've gotta come up for a reason for that"

so yeah i'm thinking Loki and his daddy issues are the reason for those shenanigans because it gives me peace of mind to not have to write thanos eventually

[baalzebufo]

tfw the existential nightmare clone of yourself wont leave you alone so you just end up hiring him to work at your pizzeria

[clarissaclaire]

My gun is loaded,

Cigarette stomped.

[chernobog13]

Say it ain't so, Shat!

[puppyfriedrice]

Happy New Year

[snatcher-no-snatching]

very annoying getting into a fandom where most of the audience seems to be on the younger side. there are so many concepts that are completely normal that just seem outside the realm of possibility for a teenager to even comprehend

I see SO much "how could anyone like this character, you know he's like 40-50 right?" and "how could anyone like this character, he's fat!" and "how could you like this character, he's a villain!" and so on so forth. Like, are you new here? I can only assume yes

[gaystims]

Trash rat by allifacio

[hoonvrs]

CIGARETTES

EP1 upset my girl. i’m gonna Kms

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SYNOPSIS where university student jake develops a little crush on the girl he sees with a cigarette between her lips in the smoking area and decides he needs to impress her. how else would he do that except calling his smoker friend to teach him how to smoke ( spoiler: it doesn’t go so well. )

TAGLIST ( CLOSED ) @yeokii @yenqa @wonpoem @stariszn @beomgyusonlywife @isoobie @enhaz1 @fakeuwus @marybboooooooo @a-l-i-y-a @rodygr @glitterssim @mrchweeee @keikeu @chiiiiiiiiis @idubiluv @rayray22222 @deobitifull @aylin-hijabi @hyhees @weird-bookworm @dammit-jjk @lacieeeeee00 @xiaoderrrr @donghyckl @minl0u @en-dream @babyillneverleavelwt @junityy @seongclb @shawnyle @yueriots @cb97mylove @sngvhs @manooffline @bbangricz @kjrcrz @imsiriuslyreal @jaehyunsblkgf @jlheon @mariji @jaysdze @rikisly @en-happiness @treasxreblue @soomelon @jungwonderz @erehkinnie30 @ilovehimyourhonour

[mountainman6272]

fake ad I made. ( Did not do the AI i don't who did let me know for credit)

[ruvviks]

'You really just can't fuckin' quit me, can you?' Vitali scoffed, nostrils flaring on exhale and the smoke of his cigarette stung in his nose as his eyes followed Nick's frantic pacing back and forth through the tunnel. 'Assuming I ever was addicted to you in the first place,' he said in return, tilting his head up in defense when Nick's gaze snapped in his direction. 'It means nothing anymore, Nick— you ruined everything for me. There is nothing left for us now.'

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