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It’s so great that autistic people are so often infantilized over having special interests and being awkward I guess? which doesn’t totally made sense to me but okay. And that ALSO trans men are infantilized for being uwu cute baby boys. And that I… am both of those things
#that’s sarcasm#‘wow I thought you were a lot younger than that!’ thanks that’s not… really a compliment….#trans#autism#text
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If any of y’all wanna fuck and ruin a “big scary metal head” hmu
#surprisingly ppl find me gen intimidating#ftm sub#puppy sub#very surprisingly I’m a softie#that’s sarcasm#k!nks#mommy k!nk#women on top#bd/sm puppy#masochist sub#submisive and breedable#sub posting#I’m not buff I just know how to fight and I’m not short
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Henry, a pansexual with borderline personality disorder who doesn’t feel like enough, had a broken relationship/almost-engagement, and can’t figure out what he wants to do because he likes too many things? Couldn’t be me.
#that’s sarcasm#he is me#the invisible life of addie larue#v. e. schwab#i can see why neil gaiman likes this book
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
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Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin
#it is hell on earth out here#got like 6 different rejection emails today#so much fun /sarcasm#job hunting
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Child abuse is a big problem, so it's important that we don't let children communicate with adults except their parents and other official authority figures. Everyone knows the best way to prevent child abuse is to keep children isolated and ensure all their communications are controlled.
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Thinking back to this panel, I think Tim has an opportunity to be the biggest little shit if truth serum gets involved.
Villain: With that truth serum flowing through Batman's little sidekick's veins, he will have no choice but to reveal the bat's deepest secrets.
Tim (as Robin): So whatever I say now will have to be accepted as the truth, no matter what?
Villain: Yes, because you have no other options.
Tim:
Tim: Batman called me dad once.
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TRY NOT TO PASS OUT CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯)
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#meme#memes#shitposting#shitpost#humor#dark humor#funny memes#funny humor#funny#silliness#satire#sarcasm#irony
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I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies
#this isn't sarcasm at all i love to try different tasks i get mediocre at a new thing every year#i love to learn about other people's hobbies!!#i am having a great time#there are so many things to do who can blame me for getting distracted from life tasks that are boring when there are all these fun ones
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thank you staff for protecting your user base and good old fashioned family values by flagging *checks notes* cutesy lgbt stickers 👍
#//sarcasm#edit: the spongebob background is not part of the original post guys. it’s a filter so people know it’s a screenshot
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No you don’t understand me calling you afab isn’t me calling you female it’s me just referring to an event that happened in your life - where you were assigned female. Don’t question why I never call you a man only a “afab trans person”. I’m not misgendering you and if you think I am then you have internalized transphobia you need to work out.
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saw the ballad of songbirds and snakes. and am feeling so. normal about it
#that’s sarcasm#can’t stop thinking about it#to be fair i knew this would happen cause it was the same when i read it#anyway so good please watch and i have thoughts but none of them are being words rn
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the tiktok being chinese spyware thing is actually true - as we speak xi jinping is collecting tiktoks from the US to create a tiktok cringe compilation bad enough to destroy the biden administration
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always remember that you've never done anything wrong and never will do anything wrong, but that person who you don't know who just said something that mildly annoyed you online is probably actually a really awful person and you're completely right to harass them and accuse them of whatever you want
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