#(that’s sarcasm)

[dazai-mackerel]

i’m never letting anyone touch me ever again

[downwtheethicccness]

i’m like really cool guys trust me

[transboysokka]

It’s so great that autistic people are so often infantilized over having special interests and being awkward I guess? which doesn’t totally made sense to me but okay. And that ALSO trans men are infantilized for being uwu cute baby boys. And that I… am both of those things

[2ndtryme]

If any of y’all wanna fuck and ruin a “big scary metal head” hmu

[lifblogs]

Henry, a pansexual with borderline personality disorder who doesn’t feel like enough, had a broken relationship/almost-engagement, and can’t figure out what he wants to do because he likes too many things? Couldn’t be me.

[spookydrreid]

Do I feel like I’m dying? Yes.

Am I also just extremely exhausted? Also yes

Being chronically ill is a trip y’all

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

[fnord888]

Child abuse is a big problem, so it's important that we don't let children communicate with adults except their parents and other official authority figures. Everyone knows the best way to prevent child abuse is to keep children isolated and ensure all their communications are controlled.

[hyperfixatinator]

Thinking back to this panel, I think Tim has an opportunity to be the biggest little shit if truth serum gets involved.

Villain: With that truth serum flowing through Batman's little sidekick's veins, he will have no choice but to reveal the bat's deepest secrets.

Tim (as Robin): So whatever I say now will have to be accepted as the truth, no matter what?

Villain: Yes, because you have no other options.

Tim:

Tim: Batman called me dad once.

[goracememy]

[idreaminphosphorescence]

what if ghost and you were on the same team. and you know, you guys acted like normal teammates. except that one time soap caught you and ghost leaning into each other after one particularly hard mission. gaz saw you kissing ghost on the cheek one morning when you think no one saw you both. price noticed how you both always managed to find each other in a room full of men.

and then one time when the team were hanging out at a bar. you all were pissed. soap asked if you guys were shagging each other and you answered with,

"oh, we're actually married!" you'd said with a bright smile and flushed cheeks.

and the way the men instantly sobered up after that and stared at you, mouths hanging open. soap managed to spit beer on gaz's face. price's cigar hung loosely from his open mouth. you bursted out laughing at the ridiculous sight.

and simon? well, simon thought it was about bloody time they tell the team. (he was getting tired of soap constantly making up conspiracy theories about you and him.)

— masterlist.

[cucumber-in-mourning]

TRY NOT TO PASS OUT CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯)

[madame-helen]

[gideonisms]

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

[theprideful]

thank you staff for protecting your user base and good old fashioned family values by flagging *checks notes* cutesy lgbt stickers 👍