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Why was Odysseus’ bow so hard to string?
(The bow I use in this is Chinese in design rather than Greek, but it hits some of the key shape points)
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March: *starts*
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Fullmetal alchemist is so funny to me bc this fucking kid who dresses like the worst emo 2008 hot topic cringecore is literally the smartest person in the entire country. He MET GOD yet exudes annoying atheist “my katana can cut through the Bible” energy. Mustang (his fucking boss) is very plainly is covering for the fact that he committed an unforgivable crime and yet he hates mustang so much it’s on fucking sight. The only time he talks to his crush is when he gets his ass kicked so bad he has to trudge home with his tail between his legs all “winry my arm no workee you can’t ask me why”
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So close LibreOffice! The word I was looking for was arsenal.
Thanks for the suggestion though.
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ok well this blew my mind

This is also true with filmmakers. Western filmmakers pan their cameras mostly left to right and Iranian filmmakers do right to left.
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im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page
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The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.
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Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.
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I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.
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Whiskey is a man’s best friend.
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We never see it because obviously we’re in Xie Lian’s PoV but I just know that every time Hua Cheng left the shrine to go brush up or get water he first pulled out his magical teleportation dice to go back to his room in Ghost City for his daily (sometimes twice daily) muffled happy screaming into a pillow with his legs kicking just because Xie Lian smiled at him before teleporting back and pretending to be cool and calm and collected again.

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