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[mermaidsirennikita]

Nelly Dean (to Heathcliff): Who knows but your father was Emperor of China, and your mother an Indian queen?

Emerald Fennell: ... and that could mean nothing

[kaialone]

[jessepinkmvn]

— “Fleabag” (2x04), by Phoebe Waller-Bridge

[horror-aesthete]

Creep 2, 2017, dir. Patrick Brice

[introspectivememories]

too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.

[transmasculinizing]

[autumnblooms]

When it all burns down/ And the flames devour everything that we are

I will hold you for the minute

[worblewobble]

there gonna put me in the maze soon

[to-trek-or-not-to-trek]

Kirk, channeling his Midwestern side: What do you use to count cows, Mr. Spock?

Spock: Presumably some form of device if your eyes prove unsatisfactory-

Kirk, laughing: A cow-culator

Spock:

Kirk:

Spock, his soul leaving his body, internally: *Why did it have to be this one, of all the illogical humans, why did I choose this one??*

~Bonus~

Bones, crying laughing at Spock's reaction:

Spock, internally: *I suppose I could have done worse*

[spookystarfishzombie]

[finalfroevo]

':l

[weeville]

the ones who deal the cards are the solemnest to swear; with their hands over their hearts

[mashirodayo]

alien chance the goober glorp

[silas-octapisseron]

till alien stage everything that you are is so rooted in love. you were a product of it, you lived by it, suffered for it and died because of it. you love so deeply and it destroyed you, but you died loving freely, and being so freely loved in return. life is too short and love is too long, but you cant take loved away.

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: It's horror movie 101, if someone says "I'll be right back" then they're gonna die!

Eddie: I'm gonna go grab another drink, do you want one?

Ben: No I'm good, thank you

Eddie: ~I'll be right backkkk~

[valkdoesthings]

Matt: So, Neil, you got a Valentine?

Neil: Yes, I do.

Matt: Oh? Really?

Matt: And who is the lucky lady?

Neil, with a completely straight face: Andrew.