#(note: joke)

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

19

[neurovarious]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[nyancrimew]

[emily-e-draws]

treating every korok I find extra gently to make up for all the war crimes 💔

[klaunee]

I drew this over a year ago but I guess now is the time to post it.

[charowon]

Throwback to the Circe Saga

[aropride]

REBLOG if you think they FUCKED RAW !!!!!

[badolmen]

They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

[dozydawn]

[ceaseless-rambler]

Being bullied on tumblr dot com (people keep reblogging my awful posts)

[queenoftiddies]

Fuck it, I’ll do one of these things

50 notes- I’ll start posting more art

75 notes- I’ll decide what fandom I want my oc to be in

100 notes- I’ll actually post art and lore about my oc

150 notes- I’ll do the above often

200 notes- I’ll start taking more water to bed with me

250 notes- I’ll drink more water

300 notes- I’ll start eating breakfast again

350 notes - I’ll start eating lunch again

400 notes- I’ll start running again

450 notes- I’ll try to stop feeling bad about my body

550 notes - I’ll open requests for drawing fan art of the fandoms I’m in

600 Notes- I’ll open up to my parents about maybe having adhd or add

700 notes- I’ll tell my parents about how I was rlly depressed last year (+ Had a bunch of panic attacks)

800 notes- I’ll thank my friends for being the reason I’m still here

900 notes- I’ll try save money from my babysitting job

1000 notes- I’ll draw whatever the first comment is

1100 notes- idk.. I’ll out myself on the most traumatizing fanfic I’ve ever read

1200 notes- I’ll do a Q&A

1500 notes- I’ll try to do character designs from Epic the Musical

2500 notes- I’ll keep my school bag neat this year

3500 notes- I won’t just leave school papers around

4500- I’ll start saving my money for a tablet

6000- I’ll start writing Jason Todd x reader (and other characters from fandoms I’m in, Jason Todd was just the most popular) oneshots/ blurbs again

NO MORE SPAMMING IN NOTES

SPAMMERS WILL BE DELETED IF I SEE THEM AGAIN

[captainjonnitkessler]

Hear me out: the best strategy for Democrats right now is to fake an assassination.

Picture it: the President has been assassinated, the nation is reeling. Kamala Harris steps up and talks the biggest game she possibly can about unity and how we as Americans must come together and how we'll never let these domestic terrorists threaten our democracy. She spends the next four months in the public eye, presenting a strong and united front in the midst of this terrible tragedy.

Come November she's had four months of experience in the job, retaining the incumbent advantage and quelling fears about her competency, she's been front and center in the news for four straight months, giving her name recognition advantage, democrats who weren't enthused by Biden turn out in droves to prove that we won't let the "terrorists" win, democrats who were enthused by Biden can't complain about the DNC not running the person who won the primaries, and the "civility is the most important thing in politics" swing voters are horrified by the assassination and are inclined to vote Democrat to punish this breach of political etiquette. Meanwhile, Biden retires to a farm upstate and is no longer tortured by press conferences.

@ the FBI agent who's list I just landed on: hmu, the Democrats need me

[largemandrill]

I made another one

[ceruleankitkats]

shout out to everyone who headcanons loop as wearing a fullbody suit/onesie or something.