#(lmaooo)

[greedykrab]

“Bro what am I supposed to do?”

[watmalik]

NOT TK BEING INJURED HAHAHA

[obsessedwithjohnjr]

“I was working in the White House when the Monica Lewinsky scandal was going on,” Paul Begala, a one-time Clinton aide and current CNN political commentator, tells PEOPLE in this week’s issue. “I had a fax machine which very few people had the number to. It starts kicking in, and there’s no cover sheet, just a page – it was John.”

“It just said, ‘Dear Mr. President, I sat under that desk – there’s barely room for a 3-year-old, much less a 21-year-old intern. Cheers, J.K.’’

[milkymars]

@itssomethingcosmic

im in the house¹.

¹ like carpet.

[erial-c]

got into mouthwashing and i really like daisuke ... because that was definitely unexpected

[sentimental-apathy]

I literally cannot breathe omfg

[putadapower]

bill talking about ford in therapy

the code is: even his lies are lies

Bill talking about Ford and then having to talk about his parents, who he killed, is really insaneee

[sturniololuvz]

this is so real

Best thing I've done.

[cosmicccowboy0]

Have this before i fall asleep

[thedumb1]

[toshio]

[unithegreat]

Continuing the chain HAHAH @blossomnightshade

My gender is not a gender

KCIVOSHAHAHAHA ?? FALSE ??

@floatingstarshine @jesterailen-fizzyfaz are the first two people I thought of

am I doing this right

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

[dankxsinatra]

Real life Cave Johnson

[arsecookie]

imagine having friends like these

[elt]

@neil-gaiman did that actually happen to you? Pretty funny nevertheless

[mydairpercabeth]

they really nailed percy’s audacity