#(kinda like Alexandria (???))

[crowhoonter]

Cauldron's big whopping mistake

I'm just saying, Cauldron could have really done something brilliant with Eden. Not to say the vials weren't a smart thing, they definitely were, but where was the pizzaz? The showmanship? If I had stumbled into the unknowable vast corpse of an alien god, you know what I would've done? Make a fucking restaurant.

You see, they were blessed with the first truly new meat to have come to earth in a very long time. Alien meat and crystal body structures. Imagine the crazy dishes they could have made. Like fuck dude I'd eat an alien if someone gave me the chance. They could have even kept the whole giving people powers schtick with it.

Breaker biscuits with shard dust in the flour they used, Tinker Truffles, Master Muffins, Brute Borscht, Stranger Schnitzel, the possibilities were goddamn endless. Make it a restaurant at the end of the universe type deal where it isn't in the universe proper like the actual Cauldron compound so they still only get the super rich patrons.

Number Man could handle the finances (obviously) and I do believe he would also be a good greeter and waiter, polite but never too friendly. Contessa in the kitchen making the food, Doctor Mother is that lady who asks how everything is going and you don't really know what her actual job is at the restaurant but it is clear she does something important, Custodian would buss the dishes, and Slug would be there too.

They could have had the best gimmick of any cape organization, but no. They just had to make entity girl corpse water in nerdy little vials. For all of that power, all of that planning, Cauldron lacked the vision to properly do something with it.

[gochistica]

I've been re-watching TWD so here's a zombie Au!!! Umm... Zombieswap? Anyway that's supposed to be joey and xerox (with his sport supplies) trying to mask their scents with zombie bl00d :)

[eightspringdays]

i like the meronia fandom because there's top tier art, top tier stories and top tier people and I just think that's neat

[likesdoodling]

So Ascendance of a bookworm spoilers I guess?

I made this up, but yeah. If you've read to the end of the webnovel then go ahead.

If not....

You might wanna skip this one.

Or just go,

Ah yes.

Fanfiction~

Cause it kinda is.

I mean. I made it up. So yeah.

This has no words btw. Except the title. Since I made it up, it's not really based on a specific situation, more of a 'I can picture this happening' kind of a thing.

:D

:)

[verloonati]

remember when the dropout discord banned the word bitch? i have no point it was a weird place for sure

[rocksanddeadflowers]

Just so you know if I had any idea how to animate I would absolutely make the silliest, most cheesey, cutesy, bubbly, colorful animation of Prison Mechs x Lyf to Doctor by Jack Stauber.

Lyf (who is post TBI and so so so pretty and has big sad eyes and is 'sick' bc the bifrost ('sick' as in traumatized and needs love and care an grounding!!)) (also "i need a doctor" Lyf totally does the classic faint on couch/into somebody's arms thingy with the back of their hand to their forehead) getting Marius's official totally a real doctor diagnosis for Love. Marius prescribes a minimum of one little smooch on the cheek from each of the three of them daily ("take three of these a day").

"Cool, are you alright on your own?" You don't have to stay with us if you don't want to.

"No I'm not sure." I'm not sure. I've no where to go and I think I like it here.

"Okay." You're always welcome with us.

[sims-for-semi]

I accidentally deleted my SavedSims folder...

[procrastinating-falcon]

Why is everyone so useless in season 7??? In two episodes there’s been like 5 people with their own plans to kill Negan and no one can do it?? Really????

[passionpluto]

i have literally no idea how mangaka come up with shit for anniversary short stories bc there's always an expectation that you have to feature the mains in a 10 years later sort of thing while not making it feel too different from the original

in the meantime, if you give a little love is having its 10 anniversary this week and here i am, vaguely wanting to go back on fimfic to write an anni oneshot and sprouting up ideas about every character except coco and babs

[rebornrosess]

never forgiving we heart it for dropping off the face of the earth without warning

[person-official]

Alternative universes are such a cool concept to me.

Like, imagine there's a universe where Colombus never sailed across the world, or even one where he was just not a shitty person. I wonder how different my life would be sometimes. Or maybe something a lot less impacting.

Maybe one where Ranboo Live or Wilbur Soot never got popular. I probably would have gotten over my DSMP faze a lot quicker than the almost three years it took me. They definitely helped shape my humor, no way I would be the same person.

Or a universe where I was actually born a boy. I think about that one a lot as well. I don't doubt my life would be easier, I don't doubt I would also be a LOT happier.

Maybe in a universe where the Library of Alexandria wasn't burned down, how much more literature would we have? How many more things would we know?

Do you think there's a Universe where there's a place that holds all the universe's secrets? I've thought of that a lot too. I've always pictured it as a ginormous library with bookshelves touching the ceiling to the floor, golden engravings etched along the side, and one of those moving ladders from Beauty and the Beast. There would be an area in the middle of the bookshelves with tables and tables seated next to each other in an infinite amount of rows. Of course, there would be two floors, maybe even a third! I think one of the floors would have a couple of restaurants. I'm picturing a Panera and a Tim Hortons, placed along the sides. The books would contain anything you could ever want to know, from the Meaning of Life to a Do it Yourself Book: Origamii Edition, to your favorite fan fiction in physical form!

[wuntrum]

watched the first ep of mayfair witches and it just made me simultaneously wish i was watching the craft AND wishing i was rewatching interview with the vampire bc theyre both amc shows

[wutheringmights]

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT WAS ON PRIVATE https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeSh6ENkbzYdqRpZlyIw5cQaei3uMnwkw JUST TAKE IT AT THIS POINT I'M SO SORRY

It works!!!!

I'll listen to this playlist tonight, but I can already tell it's gonna be good when you got the original "Call Them Brothers," "Solider, Poet, King," "Brother," and "Six Feet Under."

There is a lot of Dream SMP music here, but I am excited to enter the world of Dream SMP fan music.

Thank you for sharing! I know it wasn't easy to get it to me, but I am excited to listen to it all!

[jupiter-reimagined]

Serial Killer!Kali doesn't keep killing after all of Vincent's enemies. But I also can't see him turning himself in after it all.

I think, at best, he just stops altogether and finally fully hangs up his sniper rifle. If he can, he'll go home to Sammy and Lakshmi. (Not me forgetting Lakshmi existed, RIP to her.)

If he can't go home, well he'll just fake his death and leave all of the money he got from his parents to Sammy and Lakshmi. He'll settle down somewhere off the grid and bite the bullet.

The third option is to join the mafia and work under Vincent. Because he might as well at that point.

Even with his grief, he's more stable than Serial Killer!Stone. Sure, he hears Ghost!Butcher and relives his memories of Charlie and Butcher, but he understands that it's just his grief talking. The line between delusion and reality is still intact at the end of the day, no matter how much he wants to dive head-first into the delusion that his son and husband are alive still.

okay i think im loving this kali

hm,, him going off the grid, huh. would be a shame if his other half-son was now determined to find him, no matter what.

imagine years down the line, sammy ends up finding him. he never got closure for his dad or brother. they barely got a funeral. and he wants to know why kali dropped off at around the same time. he refuses to believe all 3 of them happened to die randomly. or that all of them died, period. the money getting sent his way probably gave it away

something something stone would probably know where he is. maybe he dropped a location he liked ages ago, in a passing conversation full of theoretical scenarios. where he'd go if he wanted to be off the grid and all that.

anyways. ig he can have fun with his now-adult half-son somehow winding up on his doorstep

[tragically-jane-doe]

Every time I go to check all the current croakerverse blogs I feel like the guy from it's always sunny with the clue board

[schizochroal]

it was easier to function as to the expectations of life while dissociating. A consistent ego, the sense of being real, of being one consistent person rather being something detached or divided has resulted in a loop of mental anergia that goes on without end. Without detaching or being divided every thought and emotion and anxiety runs in to itself and is made manifest in the same coterminous reality, making the emergence of a spontaneous desire nearly impossible in the chaos. Without driving desire, no forward movement is possible.

The desires that remain are merely those to fulfill the most basic requirements of animal existence , or those formulated prior to this state of being or in a rare moment of clarity when the cacophony managed to sing in harmony.

"I want to eat" , "I want to sleep" , "I don't want to be bitten by fleas" , "I don't want to be alone" , "I don't want to hurt anyone or have others hurt for me", "I want to feel comfortable in my body", "I want to be remembered" etc. But who is "I"? The "I" of animal desires is not the same entity as the "I" of yearning. The will to exist is not the same as the will to move forward. If "I" have become an active participant in material reality , then that means that this is no longer the same "I" that created those desires, as those desires were born of an "I" who was not bounded to the present real.

These two entities are probably "supposed" to coexist functionally , whatever that means. It would be easier to function in this world if they did, at least. But they don't. The "I" capable of fully existing and feeling in the material world and acting as an agent therein is incapable of formulating its own desires powerful enough to escape inertia, and the "I" capable of forming powerful desires is unable to function in the chaos formed by that free flowing connection to the real. The "one that wants" can not be subject to the "one that does". Even acknowledging the one that does as the self, as "I" breaks the ability of desire to fully form, as while the "one that wants" can exist as self alongside others , the "one that does" via it's connection with reality can only monopolize the self. If the real "self" becomes "me" than it is the only "me" that can exist, it can only continue to exist unchanging but for being subject to the outside world.

To become capable of change, capable of desire,"I" must be erased. Isn't that a bleak scenario? And yet, it's difficult to find another conclusion to this dilemma. An existence with a total lack of desire is far bleaker, ultimately. If "I" have become the cage that traps myself, then that cage must be destroyed. If there is any part of the "I that desires" left capable of speaking, it is screaming "I want to escape".