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the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney
it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone
edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth
#ace attorney#glitter conspiracy solved the world’s largest buyer of glitter is the japanafornia legal system#since this post is now getting notes I will specify I am aware that it’s gumshoe throwing the confetti according to the official comic#I just think it’s much funnier that the actual game implies it’s a feature of the court room#and explain how apollo gets confetti then#I gotta commit to the bit
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everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name
#im living proof! i wasnt always called kiwi but now i am and it rocks#but mostly im just worried about all these kids wayyy oversharing personal info online#not to be like aaaggghh kids these days. but.#um people are sharing their full names and schools and deepest secrets with their FACE ATTACHED#i surely dont need to explain why thats scary#tiktok trends where u share stuff you would Never tell people irl.... WITH!!! YOUR FACE!!!!! IN FULL VIEW!!#WHHH.... WHY...........#Get Scared of Internet Strangers Again Please!
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we go just right.
#when the date went so wonderful that you don't even mind that you forgot your umbrella at home#crowley is doing his best and aziraphale appreciates it very much#aziraphale's very special version of pride and prejudice can't get wet#so you gotta use the four year old newspaper you found in your bentley#I am not mentally ready for season 2#it will change me in a way that I cannot even explain#thank you neil gaiman love of my life fr#good omens#good omens 2#good omens fanart#good omens 2 fanart#aziracrow fanart#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#david tenannt#micheal sheen#neil gaiman#digital art
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unsure if my ask went thru bc i didnt see the popup that said it sended over so i’m typing it out again
i NEEED NEEDD a tutorial on how you draw & design mechs bc the way you draw them is literally perfection in every way. this is from an anon who wants to make mech ocs but is unsure where to start theyre so complicated to design
dusting off my tutorial brain
my style of mech is very influenced by transformers (mix of different continuities and tf artists that I like) so I look at a lot of characters for inspiration
There's a lot of stuff you could add to it too like vents, pipes, antennas, fins, wires, joints, etc..
#in a mood to draw bots so weeeee#throws this and dies#am bad at explaining stuff so I try with visuals bleh#tutorial#mecha tutorial#i guess#asfjhasjh#my art
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it does not matter who you are! stanley will lie to your face! and trick you into following some rando who's not even dead or gonna die for miles out of town!
👻💀All Frankenghost drawings💀👻
#Gravity falls#Gravity falls au#Frankenghost au#my stuff#there's like a 8 billion people on earth grim reapers not gonna have extensive files on everyone. even special cases#stanleys chillness around weirdness goes very far#after sending grim the complete wrong way he runs inside and shakes ford by the collar as he very poorly explains what just happened#bill knows the grim reaper but they throw hands on sight#i think i am going too off the rails with this now...
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So, you know all the different interpretations in how people draw (epic) Odysseus ?
Examples:





(Gigi, duvetbox, aniflamma, Ximena Natzel, and Wolfythewitch respectively)
What version of Odysseus (including but not limited to these examples) would win against the others in a fight?
Comment / reblog with the Odysseus drawings you want to see, and who you think would win. Polls start soon
#epic the musical#the odyssey#odysseus#meme#the wisdom saga#the vengeance saga#wolfythewitch#anniflamma#manwhore au#yes I am saying that manwhore au Odysseus could win against the others in a fight#no I will not explain#yes there are other ways of persuasion
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when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.
#i am a worse more awful person when im not actively reading a book#can u explain why#cottagehome#cottagecore#cottage moodboard#reading#books#cottagecharm#countrycottage#tea#love#text
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I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt
“Woah. You look like shit."
Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.
The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.
"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."
And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.
The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.
If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.
"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.
"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.
"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.
The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.
He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."
There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.
"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."
Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"
"Daniel? Is that you?"
His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.
#I AM LOUDLY PUSHING THE BATDAD AGENDA#anyways— add ons are encouraged i wanna talk more dpxdc with folks i just cant find any aus i really like enough to engage with#which is nobody's fault and its why im making my own content in order to reach more people#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpdc#dc x dp#dpxdc prompts#i took a ‘which batfam member are you (except its personal)’ quiz a few days ago#and got bruce wayne. and then was promptly read to filth why im most like him and it rudely but accurately explained why im the most like#him. it also consequently explained to me why i like him so much. whenever i see him in his kindest form i see a mirror looking back#anyways lots of ‘danny rejecting bruce as a parent’ aus. may i present: bruce and danny finding family in each other aus. batdad aus pls.#dpxdc prompt#dcxdp#this prompt can take place at any point of Batkid accumulation but personally i was imagining this as before Bruce has any of his kids yet#eldest brother danny supremacy and also just that one on one bonding#danny being someone who was never afraid of the dark as a kid and even less so as he got older. taking solace in it as a ghost because you#cant hide in the dark when you glow. his enemies can't jump out at him. but he can jump out at them. how can he be afraid of the dark when#the dark is where the stars like to live? there's a comfort in the shadows. there might be something hiding in it. but he's hiding in it to#blood blossoms eat ghosts headcanon#wasn't sure where i was gonna go with this at the beginning and then i caught steam.#batman casually kidnaps an orphan upon kid's request. also the kid was Actively Dying Of Poison. What was he gonna do?? NOT help him?#mister 'keeps candy in his utility belt specifically for scared children'??? no way.
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*drifting off to sleep by clamping my eyes shut, humming a tune, and aggressively envisioning the mouthwatering theoretical timeline wherein a Murderbot Diaries Television Adaptation stars a cunty queer not-blonde actor portraying the nonbinary titular character*
#*shaking my fist at my nonexistent front lawn* some day baby! SOME. DAY.#gonna drag my grown niblings and their kids out to see this in the holotheaters circa 2069#they're gonna be SO unimpressed and i'm gonna have to explain to a bunch of kids who aren't even born yet#how “I READ THESE BACK BEFORE THEY WERE MOVIES! BACK WHEN WE STILL USED THE WORD MOVIE!!!”#they will have heard it all before and i will have to remind them that i am old and will probably die soon. just so they will be nice to me#it will all be very tragic#but by golly they will shut up and pay attention! for at least the first 10 minutes!!!
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A @corviiids tweet that is very important to me 🙏 I'm always thinking about spawn Astarion how he loves the sun
#i am spending am unhealthy amount of time thinking about hcs of my durge and astarion going on cute adventures after the game#if you shitpost to my very particular niche vibe you are my muse i cant explain it#is hot spring running water? i think Astarion deserves to have a hot spring vacation#bg3#baldurs gate 3#Astarion#alibonbonn#corviiids#alidraws
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#LITERALLY#like umm why am i constantly floating in an abyss w nowhere to truly call home. huh. explain.#i
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Quick the mutuals aren’t awake yet, post meme
#(i am the last mutual to wake up always. btw)#THIS MEME SLAYS ME I CANT EXPLAIN IT#I’m so sorry if I post 17 more of these in the next 2 days <3#dbhc#dbhc art#dbhc sillies#welsknight#dbhc wels#dbhc jevin#jevin#hermitcraft au#hermitcraft#dbhc s8#art escapades
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I KNOW THIS ISN'T TIMELINE COMPLIANT and I'm so sorry to all the older ace attorney fans, but I started AA1 in 2023 and the attorneys were 24 in game so in MY head they are 1999 babies. Which means, of course:

#HAH! ladadedadadeda! On the RADIADIADIADIO! let the music blow your mind! and let it go let it go let it go!#the impact the black eyed peas had on our lifetimes should be studied#ANYWAY HAPPY VALENTINES DAY XOXO i can't draw serious ship content but i love them#... almost as much as I love let's get it started by the black eyed peas am i RIGHT ladies!!!#did they ever explain why miles said he didn't remember the elementary school court case. was he lying. or did he genuinely forget.#ALSOOO my ace attorney phone designs making a cameo... check my pinned post if u enjoy his old cracked phone teehee#ace attorney comic#ace attorney fanart#ace attorney#my art#phoenix wright#phoenix wright fanart#miles edgeworth#miles edgeworth fanart#narumitsu#naruhodo ryuichi#gyakuten saiban#reiji mitsurugi
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i am losing my entire shit right now, this single panel caused a nuclear disaster in my ig comments when someone said "halsin just saying 'astarion's partner' instead of his name feels icky"
which is such a fucking reach by itself but descended into this in about 5 seconds
#ramble#i keep getting older but the fandom bullshit never changes#i'm in pieces rn i am begging this person to get some real problems#i feel like it's an offence to even MENTION the pyramid of harm/hate on this???? like that's a Thing#but offhandedly referring to someone as 'person-you-know's partner' isn't a MIGROAGGRESSION IT'S A DESCRIPTOR SFDHDKSSDK#am i on shutter island. is this real#literally every job i've worked. 'oh xyz's girlfriend came in today'. 'i met so and so's partner yesterday'#HOW DO I EXPLAIN TO AN ADULT THAT CALLING SOMEONE 'PERSON'S PARTNER' IS A VERY NORMAL WAY TO REFER TO SOMEONE THE OTHER PERSON DON'T KNOW#i know it literally doesn't matter but as like. a storytelling thing#in my mind halsin has probably known astarion a LONG ASS time and he WOULD know dorian. he went to the wedding akfhdfh#ashe does not give enough of a shit to remember people's names. he's been at that arena for 30 years and forgets there's even a hockey side#ALSO IT'S NOT REAL#i need to put my face in some moss i'm dying
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Their entire relationship
#tears of the kingdom#legend of zelda#zelda#totk zelda#link#totk link#zelink#totk spoilers#tbh creature#autism hc#autism creature#I am both#Get you a man who will sit and look pretty while you explain ancient civilizations to him#Exposition? No I see only an infodumping queen#something to nom on#Because ppl are (rightfully) clowning on me: image is weird bc I made it on laptop but it changed spacing on phone#So I took a photo of my laptop screen#^^ technologically incompetent
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