#(he’s in the cup)
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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
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Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!
He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.
#tumbleweed the cat#tumbleweed#cat#autoplay warning#video#turns out he was actually getting 2/3 cup of food a day due to a measuring cup mix up and more he's down to 1/2 cup per day
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currently obsessed with the idea of everyone viewing percy as a forced to never be messed with. for the sea is unpredictable and does not like to be restrained and all that jazz. except, frank and hazel. who only see him as just a little guy. a soldier left to his own devices out on the streets with nothing to comfort him but a panda pillow pet and a lingering memory of a girl he loves. he's just a little guy you guys.
#“somebody oughta get this child a fresh set of clothes and a hug.”#“somebody oughta get this child a warm pudding cup and a blue blanket.”#“somebody ought buy this child a new pillow pet to cuddle to sleep and protect him from nightmares.”#and the child in question is a six-foot seasoned war veteran who has saved the world twice before he was sixteen#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#heroes of olympus#hoo text posts#hoo#percy jackson#frank zhang#hazel levesque#*percy crushing a monster to death using the water up ahead to mimic his hand movements*#*everyone watching in awe and horror*#frank: he just misses his mom and girlfriend you guys#hazel: yeah he's just a little guy
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He just want some coffee before his 6am shift :c
#grian#mcyt#hermitcraft#grian fanart#hermitcraftfanart#permit office vibe#if I suffer on my big boy job he''ll be too#its not htat dramatic but still#hey guess who made that cup of coffee for him hmmm???
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Danny is a Fae at Starbucks
So! Danny works by Fae Rules, Names and all, but he has no idea about that because he was forced to run away from Home (and the Ghost portal) before his Ghostly Education could be completed.
He runs to Gotham and eventually gets a job at Starbucks, or some other Cafe.
He has to ask the question "Could I get your name please?" A LOT while working there. And unintentionally steals hundreds of Names by the end of his first day, much less a week or a month into his job.
One day, Constantine visits Gotham for a Meeting with Batman, but by the time he gets to the Meeting Point he has bigger issues to discuss.
"Why the hell does half of your City belong to a Fae Lord?!"
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Fae Rules#Danny is a Fae#Or to be make accurate the Fae is just another name for Realms Ghosts#Danny doesn't know this because he was separated from the Portal before he could learn about it#Danny has unintentionally stolen half of Gotham#He is now a Fae Lord by default#Not that he knows that#Half of the Batfam belongs to him#They all love his coffee#Tim has Joked that he would sell his soul for a cup of his Coffee#Now he Technically Has...
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i need guenhwyvar to be Cat so bad
#dnd#dungeons and dragons#forgotten realms#drizzt do'urden#legend of drizzt#ra salvatore didn���t write about ALL the cups and plates that guen destroyed in blingdenstone but i know the truth#i think all the art i've made exists somewhere between homeland and exile/during exile#bc that's where i am rn and i will not spoil myself#her purrs must be SO loud#enough to cause an earthquake#i love these stupid books so much i'm so ill#she's literally described as his first and closest friend you CANNOT tell me he doesn't give her all the scritches and snuggles she wants
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Aziraphale was such a little bastard (/affectionate) for giving Jim hot cocoa to drink when he knew his old boss's opinion on sullying the temple of his body with "gross matter."
He did the same thing with Muriel, offered them tea knowing what they probably thought of it and then amiably watched them to see what they would do with it.
He's gone rogue, people. He's corrupting Heaven one politely offered hot beverage at a time.
#good omens#good omens meta#Aziraphale is That Bitch#Heaven will overflow with mugs and tea cups as he slowly gets the angels addicted to PG Tips
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rather have a headache from not eating, than feeling bloated from binging
#Avatar#starve-or-get-a-cup-of-coffee#5h ago#am i the only one getting defensive when a guy asks me about what i've eaten? because i am fat and i feel he is judging me no matter what i#tw 3d vent#⭐️rving#⭐️ ing motivation#⭐️ve#3d not sheeran#3ating d1sorder#3d f4st#ed but not ed sheeran#tw ed ana#@na shit#@na blog#@na motivation#tw ana bløg#tw ana rant#4n@diary#4n4blr#4norexla#4nor3xia#th!nsp0#th!n$piration#th!n$p0#th!n$po#i wanna be sk1nn1#i want to lose weight#i wanna be perfect#i wanna kms
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affection aggression pt 2
#another obligatory She's Fine bcuz i feel like it might look like he's choking her out to some ppl LOL#its supposed to kinda be like when u cup a cat or dogs chin while u pet the top of their head at the same time idk#he's a terrible liar he just likes saying no#weirdos#the lot of ya#mothzilla#mosugoji#godzilla#mothra#my art
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Inktobertale Day 13: Bells
he can no longer menace local birds. or Errors.
ink belongs to @/comyet
dream belongs to @/jokublog
error belongs to @/loverofpiggies
blue belongs to Popcornpr1nce/AU Community
#at least he was polite enough not to pop out of blue's water cup. even if that did not save the water cup in the end.#inktobertale2024#ink sans#utmv#.art#the others aren't really a big focus here so i'm not tagging them
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this is probably all the tgcf you're ever gonna get out of me
#asdjifodhuigwahhh i finally caved yeah i did. i started the donghua .#love hua cheng hes such a loser#tgcf#hualian#mxtx tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#xie lian#tgcf fanart#tgcf xie lian#tgcf hua cheng#tgcf hualian#hualian fanart#asher art#shitpost#csp#would you believe me if i told you that one of the only clear memories i have of watching tgcf the first time around (i was sick asf on#holiday a while ago) is watching the episode with the dice in the cup in the ghost city and going aww isnt that nice. hes helping him. :)#and then getting traumatised by the crunchyroll comments#lmfao how tf did i not realise what was going on there AHAHA#anywaygood bye.
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If you check the stores for the Neuvillette teacup and it's all sold out, this is the reason.
#Wriothesley#Sigewinne#Neuvillette Impression Afternoon Tea Cup Set#Wriolette#Genshin Impact#comics#my art#he's so normal about the teacup#get a grip your grace#just how clumsy are you#how many can you possibly break
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Jason: *sees Tim come into the kitchen with a different coffee cup then he left with*
Jason: “dude, how many do you have?”
Tim: “huh?”
Jason: “coffee cups. every time I see you, you have a different one I’ve seen like 14 just today.”
Tim: “well actually I’ve had 23”
Jason: “why do you have so many!? Are you Losing them!? Do they just break or something!?”
*Tim who has been purposely breaking his favorite cups when he feels angry to show himself that when he’s mad things he love disappears*
“Uh……..”
#Tim drake#jason todd#unhinged tim drake#incorrect red robin quotes#robin#dc comics#this was sitting in my drafts#thought I’d share#red robin#chaotic tim drake#batman#batfamily#batfam#red hood#everyone note that this is his 23 cup#that means he gets mad easily#that means he is CONSTANTLY REMINDING HIMSELF#gotta add: pls don’t do what Tim’s doing#yj’s aus
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#it's so entertaining when they find new and humiliating ways to call him old#they're like: this kid was only 15 days old when you were drafted#this other one wasn't even born then#and these ones weren't alive yet for your big canadian olympic moment. and all three of your cups#also you babysat this one when he was a child haha isn't that cute oh he scored on your team while you were on ice? heartwarming#in this game they put up a photo of sid with young shane pinto and were like haha and now shane is 23 and sid is 37.#can you believe he hasn't simply disintegrated into dust#also.#greys#also also.#neck#also also also.#holes. i mean nostrils. i mean.#sidney crosby#kris letang#hockey#pittsburgh penguins
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Mothers and fuckers of the ketchup and mustard household (I'm going even more insane than usual)
#its not the fact that wade is touching logan. he does that all the time.#he does it all over#he'd do it all the time if he could#no sweet summer child#its the fact that logan didnt protest or remove wade's hand#not even that wade is cupping a feel. he can be perverted later#its the fact that logan is now a domesticated cat#we've been talking about how logan is physical touch love language AND touch starved?#look no further#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#poolverine#deadpool 2024#i've seen my house dogs wag their tails when i reach out to them the same way#my house cats too#point is#logan is wade's scary dog privilege. except wade is debatably scarier.#logan is wade's little pet. his little bITCH (affectionately)#who's gonna tell logan things are going to be like this for the foreseeable future
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‘girl dad buck this.. girl dad buck that..’ but where is the love for girl dad eddie? eddie, who has two younger sisters and leaps at any opportunity to play dress up? he was built for tea parties and extravagant living room fashion shows
#this isnt meant to sound all blue is for boys pink is for girls#I just want to see eddie in a tiara sipping air out of a tiny tea cup#thats all#god if you love me let eddie diaz get knocked up at 34#or however old he is#buck and eddie being a 2 kid household makes sense to me. shrugs#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 show#911 abc#buddie#eddieblr
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