#(he is actually a polar bear)
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polar bear reveal
#his name is Brooks :)#he is the big one#he is actually a polar bear#he is really big and i love him#i also love how annoyed my other dog looks lmao#they dont seem to hate each other so thats good so far#he also likes to watch tv#and stop directly in front of you and block doorways#and hes too big to step over so you just have gently nudge him until he moves lmao#hes so fucking gentle tho#he has zero spacial awareness but hes just such a good boy#just a big himbo dog
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Be respectful when filming or taking pictures in public.
It's one thing if you're filming or taking a picture of a busy tourist attraction where it's unavoidable that some of the crowd is going to be in your picture or video. But it's another thing to intentionally take a picture or video with the intent of capturing someone doing something you find funny or embarrassing, without their consent, with the purpose of mocking them or having "funny" content.
First of all, most people are going to rightfully feel like it's a violation of their boundaries to be intentionally filmed or photographed without their consent. It's also just bullying behavior to take a picture or video of someone with the intention of mocking or ridiculing them.
Some people might think it's harmless if the other person never finds out they're being filmed or photographed, but it's still heavily disrespectful regardless of whether or not they find out. And you can't ever be certain it won't get back around to them.
And some people think "it's all in good fun" or "we're laughing with them, not at them" but if it's someone you barely know, or don't know at all, you can't know how it's actually going to make them feel.
#When I worked retail#I worked in a gift shop#that had big corny novelty decorations outside#so if you worked opening shift you had to drag them outside#and for some reason tourists thought it was hilarious to watch us drag out giant polar bears or wooden cut outs of vikings#so it happened all the time that tourists would take pictures or videos of us while cackling about it#me and a few of my co-workers would actually approach them and demand they delete it#one guy seemed confused about why I was mad#he thought I would see it as all in good fun#but he was a perfect stranger to me#so of course I didn't want him filming me#manners#good manners#politeness#courtesy#etiquette
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#I love love love this au#thank you whoever made it#the book of bill#bill cipher#human bill cipher#human bill design#human bill au#gravity falls#his hair is white because it’s not actually white#like a polar bear#it’s transparent because of my headcanon that he has no pigment in the visible light spectrum of our universe#so to us it’s just white#yeah fun fact polar bears have transparent fur
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my 12 year old brother and i were having a conversation about bee swarm simulator and he knows im gay and said “wait. gay ship incoming: polar bear and science bear.” and honestly that makes a lot of sense he came up with a better queer ship that i could have lmao
#monty monolouges#bee swarm simulator#gay#science bear#polar bear#we came to the conclusion that polar bear would tell him about cooking and he’d have an ‘erm actually’ moment#and start explaining the science behind it#and polar bear would be like ‘he’s such a nerd im so in love with him omg’
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one piece x gravity falls au. i looove putting law in situations™
doffy is grunkle stan in this au, just fyi :3
#law and lami are such freaks i love them#some rando: what!? is that a POLAR BEAR??? lami: don't be mean to bepo!! he's just fat!!!!!#(he is actually a polar bear)#lami gaslight gatekeep girlboss#one piece#op#trafalgar d water law#trafalgar law#one piece law#trafalgar lami#trafalgar d water lami#one piece lami#law#lami#bepo#one piece bepo#monet#one piece monet#op monet#op bepo#jewelry bonney#one piece bonney#op bonney#gravity falls#crossover
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I heard my brother singing the song Billy!!!!!!! from Adventure Time and the song ends with "Also! He fought a bear!!!!!!!" And I'm?? Crying?? Because I immediately heard Hereward the Wake by the mechs bc it ends with the same lyric???? Adventure Time reference in The Mechanisms spotted????
#for the record YES the actual Hereward did either fight a bear or there were stories he did#idk him i just googled it#i think wikipedia said in the book he “defeated a caged polar bear in single combat” which is. a spectacular sentence.#but still they worded it the same as billy. they didn't sing it the same but they wrote it the same.#i will never recover#the mechanisms#tales to be told vol 2
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"I love The Polar Bear Explorers' Club"
The Polar Bear Explorers' Club:
#Poor Beanie got given about as much personality as Waldo too lmao#I wanna do this for osec too but i can't think of dopplgangers#Also Ethan is like Draco if he were an actually cool character that had a proper redemption arc#Fuck Draco Malfor#I love you Ethan#pbec#tpbec#the polar bear explorers club#the polar bear explorers’ club#the ocean squid explorers club#ethan edward rook#beanie Sampson Smith#Benjamin sampson smith#shay silverton kipling#stella starflake pearl#explorers central
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is there any merit at all in a Nights Watch/Widlings oppositional arctic research outposts AU because I think you can carry over msot of the major themes and also a lot of gay sex
#nights watch#asoiaf#mance as an arctic researcher. a weathered arctic researcher#actually no no no. mance is the guy who does wildlife photography for polar bears and leopard seals#and qhorin is the guy who follows him with a gun in case mance starts to get his body eaten by an angry bear#jon snow bright eyed fresh college graduate coming to Make a Difference in the artic and jeor mormont is like yesss yess yess its#amazing here! we do incredible revoluntary work. we are saving the world#and everyone else is shaking their head behind his back and putting finger guns to their head. welcome to hell kid.#jon snow had his full ride paid for by his rich ceo father ned stark at the chagrin of his current wife and now jon has a Complex about it#even though eveeryone else is like coooll I worked at pizza hut and owe half a million dollars in student debt to be here. what did you do#and hes like Oh. my father :/ paid my entire tuition :/ yeah it really sucked my stepmom was so angry about it ...#wait should I write this
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Another weird childhood memory that my mom actually reminded me of was that I gave all of the Lalaloopsy pets official themed names. My mom was talking to me about it and was genuinely shocked that I made up all of the names I gave the pets. Apparently, my autistic brain was that convincing that my mom straight up didn't believe me when I told her the little funny animals I used to play with and make up detailed adventures for don't have official names and I, in actuality, made it up.
#I had to wrack my brain to remember the names I gave them#and the only one I could remember was naming Mittens' polar bear Romeo#and coming up with the detail that he was in love with the little snowman he named Juliet#and he was sad because she literally couldn't reciprocate his feelings (being a snowman and all)#and I think that's a bigger tragedy than the actual Romeo and Juliet#lalaloopsy#lalaloopsy dolls#lalaloopsy minis#mini lalaloopsys#lalaloopsy pets
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A certain sea lion is bothering him
#wips#something is coming out in my canvas FINALLY graaahh#last week was terrible actually I didn't felt inspired at all to do art lmao#now my creative juices are pumpin' up again!!!#also why he so bald oml how come a polar bear be so bald and fluffy at the same time
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polar bears can weigh up to 330-550lbs
law definitely shared sleeping arrangements with bepo at some point but after a certain point they switched to sleeping on top of instead of underneath him bc of the weight
kirin is roughly 300lbs give or take :3c
what i’m saying is law got used to sleeping with his giant teddy bear bestie and now bc bepo’s too heavy they can’t sleep right without their idiot zappy boyfriend’s entire body weight on them
(inspired by this tweet)
#cebrambles#trafalgar law#op law#op kirin#lawrin#he/they trafalgar law#i haven't watched trigun but specific el woo woo enjoyers i appreciate you#some of y'all draw wolfwood EXACTLY how i like my soggy trafalnyeow law#stan vashwood#also i dislike oda for a lot of reasons#but making bepo 7'10#this is actually how big polar bears can get#is kind of cute#bepo i love you#op bepo#bepo is also 100 percent a cuddler#he's a mink first pirate second
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I just think he deserves to fuck shit up a little. As a treat.
#sonic the hedgehog#possum.png#bark the polar bear#idk why he's so mad. you decide#choose your own adventure but its just choosing what pissed off bark#tbh bean probably got hurt and thats why but hey. could be anything#i actually do have a reason behind why he's so mad but like#its part of an entire au i made. sooo yeah
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Sorry all my art is quick and messy hopeing i get more time to sit down and actually draw... Anyways babyboy mac concept art
#mac#cy2k#His default hair color is actually clear like a polar bear because of gmo stuff so he goes crazy dyeing it#I think my favs are the blue and red
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I like how the comic not only says that Bark makes tropical fruit smoothies but he's won a blue ribbon for them
Good for him, honestly. He deserves it.
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I just read an article (/book extract) where the byline made it sound like it would explain how to find out about sex parties in your area if you're New. 'People always ask me this first' yadda yadda. So I clicked in, all intrigued, but the answer was literally 'It's easy, just...go to one! ^^' (Great thnx.)
#the guardian does the 'highbrow' clickbait i guess but it's clickbait all the same#book was written by a pro domme so of course she gives an answer useless to anyone outside the scene#btw if you reading this actually know- remember the advice only works if you know my area lol#i was hoping she'd take some of the mystique out as outsiders probably get very stuck on that#kind of 'here is the kind of place to find out- works anywhere'#honestly don't even know why i'm interested given my bf and i are like Turbo Mono#i think in like 20 yrs maybe he will be confident enough but the ball is in his court#he'd be a polar bear by then <3#well it's a fantasy but in my real life this kind of thing would probably be more triggering than i can comprehend rn#because of my Weird Baggage (tm) about sex and kink#part of me STILL doesn't know what is genuine curiosity about sex events and what is me trying to be seen as#'cool' or sexy enough to be in with the cool liberated sex having people#...i suspect it's mainly the 2nd one even after all this time and learning and growing. :(
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So like, if it's "if it's brown, lay down. if it's white, say goodnight," what do you do if you come across a Pizzly bear?
#genuinely curious#I posed this hypothetical to my dad and he thought I was bonkers#I was not able to get through to him that no this was just something that I was curious about#because a well known thing had now got a new variable - uptake in grizzly-polar bear hybrids#due to an environmental change - global warming#he's like "this is like when people get worried about black holes eating the earth even though it's a verrrryyy small chance of it happenin#there's no way a Pizzly bear is gonna come and go to our house in England why are you worried#I'm like for the last time I'm not#this is just an interesting thing#like how I've got a made up fake identity#name and backstory#if I ever had to go into idk witness protection or an alternate universe where there was already a version of me#not because I think it's ever gonna happen#or I'm worried about the possibility#but because I was bored one time and it was fun to do#and my brain's wacky and thinks about completely random things and hypotheticals on a whim#perhaps it's the ADHD#anyway it's fun#and I'm curious about the bear thing#also bout other hybrids#not so much impact on the choice with a Pizzly#the original options are lay down or die#but with brown bear black bear cross? fight or play dead#would you do one? the other? something else? try to somehow do both?#not what you ought to do#but what would you actually do#hmm#fun like I'm genuine#bears#amber rambles
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